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#911#buddie#911edit#buddieedit#911 on fox#911 fox#911 abc#eddiediazedit#evanbuckleyedit#my edit#otp: you don't need to pretend with me#at this point i should have a cemetery tag lol#and a pining eddie tag#does this count as a poem?#this went through 3 phases#text aka possible fic idea#image edit aka should i just slap the text on a screencap#and this#something just happened in my brain that i cant explain#usercam#911verse#evan buckley#eddie diaz
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They really said “Disney budget? Give UNIT Avengers Tower but make it cooler, with a better Robot character, and then speed run Infinity War plot but make it make relative sense.”
#doctor who#dw spoilers#this is another JOKE#I say it as a golden age MCU girlie#I am unafraid to admit I love the MCU up through phase 3#but#ncuti gatwa screaming in rage/pain/frustration? so much stronger than fuckin Cap’s reaction to the snap#that random nameless woman and her baby? SO much more powerful than ‘I went on a date’ in a random group therapy#Kate Stewart accepting death but telling the doctor she knows he’ll fix it?#so much better than 90% of the post-CW characters’ dustings#I do think she should’ve been allowed to say ‘fuck’ a-la-Nick Fury tho#let Kate Stewart say fuck 2k24
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Fluent Freshman - Part 19
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There’s a couple things about FF that might be good to know at this point.
1. There are few things in the world he hates doing more than asking for clarification or admitting he doesn’t understand / know something. The thought of going up to someone and admitting that he hasn’t perfectly comprehended the situation upon the first explanation is something makes his stomach twist like he’d just eaten Mango-Habanero ice cream.
He has figured out his own math theorems in the pursuit of not having to ask the math teacher to explain he doesn’t understand. He got lost in an Ikea once for over 6 grueling hours where he considered making a home there and living among the display rooms until his grandma grabbed him by the ear and dragged him to safety (the food court) and let him regain his strength (eat Swedish meatballs). He, to this day, is not sure about one of his foreign language friend’s names (how embarrassing he just keeps waiting for someone else to say it but they go by some insane nickname).
So he has become a master of piecing shit together on his own. He sometimes gets it wrong (Andrew, god how embarrassing) but for the most part 8 times out of 10 he can get to the right answer if he just has a couple pieces to work with. No one had ever actually explained to him how Exy works and he was too embarrassed to ask after the third week of practice in middle school so he just pieced together what he was and was not allowed to do through the art of trial and error. He’s even mostly pieced out the rules for the other positions.
So with the information he has gotten through people being bound and determined to talk in foreign languages in front of him he has an idea about the tenuous situation some of the older Foxes find themselves in.
He’s heard Kevin Day and Jean Moreau talk in French.
He’s heard that the anxiety in both of their voices as they talked about their futures and owing 80% of their salaries to the ‘Moriyamas’ and how nervous they were about getting on professional teams or else they’d be killed.
Captain Neil and Andrew are not always using Russian to talk dirty.
He’s heard Andrew soothe Captain Neil’s worries about playing for a professional team. He’s heard Captain Neil mention that at least ‘Ichirou’ would likely just kill him and not make a game out of it like his father did.
Organized Crime might have more to do with Exy than FF had originally thought.
(He had thought it. Plenty of times he had thought it but his Gran had warned him that he was overthinking things. That he wasn’t playing a sport invented by the Mafia. That he had caffeinated coffee instead of decaf. “It’s going to be okay sweetie. Just take a deep breath.”)
This leads into the second thing you should know at this point.
2. Before he had signed with Wymack he had known the broad strokes of Captain Neil’s life. There had been a lot of news articles about it and Gran (bless her) loved trashy gossip magazines.
After he had signed with the Foxes he had done a bit of a deep dive on as many of their controversies as he could find. There’d been things from brawls on the court (worrying), player overdoses (concerning), a straight up MURDER (Oh god), and the very public breaking of the King of Exy’s arm resulting in his suicide (Warranted, that wacko was going to take off Captain Neil’s HEAD.)
But the thing that had made him actually a little bit, dare he admit, excited to go to Palmetto was the fact that Captain Neil was there.
For someone who froze for almost a decade, who just took it and didn’t have the balls to even react? Neil Josten is an inspiration.
This is someone who got away, who lived a life completely unlike FF’s, someone who knew how to run and more impressively someone who learned how to FIGHT. Captain Neil was being hunted but he still ripped people to shreds in interviews. Captain Neil was probably more scared of the Butcher than FF had been of anything in his entire life but Captain Neil was way braver than FF could ever hope to be.
Captain Neil was taken and tortured but he still fought. FF had seen the scars and Captain Neil is right to wear them proudly (though based on some conversations he has unfortunately overheard he is sure Andrew may have a role in Neil’s positive feelings about them).
FF had thought that he was being lead to his death down in a basement of a club (Don’t cringe. Don’t cringe. Don’t cringe. Don’t-) and he just trailed right behind the two of them without even an illusion of a fight.
Neil Abram Josten was a bit of a personal hero.
He’s proud to call him Captain Neil. He wishes Andrew hadn’t been there when Greg had mentioned wanting autographs because FF wants an autograph from Captain Neil but now Andrew has probably mentioned it to Neil.
Long story short, FF had looked into a lot of details on Captain Neil’s case.
Including two of the Butcher’s top men who were still on the loose.
Romero Malcolm and Jackson Plank.
He keeps his presence low but no matter how many times he blinks the man grumbling in Italian next to him continues to be Romero Malcolm.
Moreover Romero Malcolm continues to grumble about the fact that he is having a hard time finding ‘Nathaniel’ and that he’ll have to grab one of ‘The Wesninski brat’s friends’ to draw him out.
FF is a recently confirmed friend of Captain Neil.
FF who is standing next to this man, with his dick out, and trying to remain as invisible as possible.
After two shakes (Yes he was watching but only because he had to! He wonders briefly if he goes to the FBI if they would accept a description of Romero Malcolm’s penis for the wanted poster? Probably not but it is BURNED into his retinas.)
He watches as Romero tucks, zips, and then bypasses the sink entirely.
FF shivers at how unhygienic that is. Who RAISED him?
The door shuts and FF needs to get out of here ASAP but his hands are shaking with the sudden adrenaline of ’One of the FBI’s Most Wanted just took a piss next to me and is looking for me friend’. He pulls his phone from his pocket and ducks into one of the stalls. Even if there’s no door it’ll at least FEEL a little safer, a little more private. He needs to warn Neil, Warn Andrew, and warn-
The door to the bathroom SLAMS open and music blares in (palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy-) and his phone slips out of his hands and into the toilet. There are footsteps coming towards him and FF digs deep.
He’s in ultra stealth mode. He is the wall behind the wallpaper. Mantis shrimp can only dream of the color he becomes, the United States military have the CIA on the look out for him because he’s fallen off all conventional forms of radar and tracking.
He is a bargain fruit platter on a dessert table at a kid’s birthday party.
He is ULTRA stealth.
Romero’s gaze glides over him.
Then the man leaves (STILL DID NOT WASH HIS HANDS).
His heart is hammering in his chest but he manages to reach down and grab his phone. Well, Coach Wymack had gotten the extended warranty at least. (“Do you know what these fuckers do to phones? Josten crushed his last year in a fight with the Baseball team captain.”)
His phone’s extended dip into the toilet water had not done it any favors in working properly.
Well fuck.
He wipes his phone down the best he can. He wipes his phone down with some toilet paper before cramming it into his pocket (Sorry Nicky, he’ll wash the toilet water pants if they survive).
He sees a flyer on the wall of the bathroom and starts to think of a plan.
He rushes out of the bathroom (he still washes his hands because he will not have something in common with a man on the FBI’s most wanted list and he just dipped his hand into a CLUB TOILET) and clocks Nicky’s wild arm movements and WORSE clocks Romero just 10 clubbers away.
He sees Romero’s eyes lock onto Nicky and a smile that terrifies him.
He’s out of Ultra Stealth Mode even if every atom in his body wants to run.
He is so stressed and panicked that he has gone beyond his body’s ability to process that so all that is left is determination. He’s got a head full of a half-baked plan, a hand going to his pocket, a second hand on the only ‘weapon’ he has on him, and a stomach full of acid.
He’s pulling his phone out of his pocket before he can really let himself think about it and walking up next to where Romero is standing. He holds his toilet water phone up to his ear and does the one weird social anxiety thing that he had never done before.
He pretends to be on a phone call.
“Hey Captain Neil,” he says and in the corner of his eye he can see Romero’s gaze shift from Nicky (surrounded by an adoring public, covered in sweat and therefore difficult to grab - a difficult target) to himself (alone, shorter, and probably looking like he’s about to pass out). “Yeah I think I’m going to take a break outside after I grab quick drink and then a water at the bar.” He says because he has to be the easier target and he has to go to the bar. “Yeah, yeah, okay I’ll mention it to that bartender guy.” He says and pretends to hang up.
He turns and he walks towards the bar and feels his pulse in his throat go to the beat of the music (success is my only motherfucking option, failure’s not).
He only knows about the alley because in the car ride to Sweetie’s Nicky had mentioned that he wouldn’t let FF’s first time be out there. He had been embarrassed but it was the only way he knew to get Romero out of the club and away from where he could hurt Captain Neil or anyone else in the pursuit of that.
He spots the bartender who had gotten the drinks for their table and his mind completely blanks on the name but the bartender sees him and smiles. “Oh you’re Neil and Andrew’s new friend! What can I help you with? I thought you were-“
“Hi, yes I am Captain Neil and Andrew’s friend.” He says a little loudly because he can feel Romero behind him and he does NOT want the man to know anything about where Captain Neil was.
“Captain Neil? Oh wow that’s adorable.” The man gushes. “What can I help you with? I won’t ask for ID for one of their friends.” He winks.
“I’d like to order the uh…” he tries to remember the exact drink name from the flyer, “…the deluxe chocolate martini?” He asks and knows he got it right when the bartender’s expression shifts ever so slightly.
“Oh yeah, how do Andrew and Neil feel about that?” He asks and oh great a coded conversation. It’s nice to actually be having a real one of these for once instead of just perceiving normal conversations to have hidden meanings.
“They don’t know. They probably prefer that I order it instead of Nicky or Aaron.” He lets his eyes dart to the wide where he believes Romero is watching him.
“I don’t know if that’s true.” The bartender says, “Nicky knows how to handle a drink and Aaron’s not a lightweight either.” He adds.
FF struggles to find a coded way to say ‘It’s not that someone’s hitting on me too hard like the flyer mentioned. It’s that there’s a mafia hitman in your club.’
Finally after a moment, “It’s not the usual kind of drink they get.” He tries and the bartender looks confused by the statement, dammit. He struggles to find a different way to say it before the bartender smiles.
“Y’know you’re really cute.” He reaches under the bar top and grabs a piece of paper and a pen. “How about you write down your number for me cutie? We can meet up sometime.” He says. “I’ll get started on that chocolate martini for you.” He says.
HE COULD KISS THIS MAN.
“I’d like that.” He says.
He writes out a quick message on the small note paper.
‘Armed. After Neil. Looked at Nicky. I’m going to the back alley. Phone is dead.’
The bartender comes back and looks at his note. “We’re out of chocolate martini mix, can I get you something-“ He hopes the club lighting obscures how pale the man got, “something else?” He asks and FF can SEE his pulse.
“Can I just get some water then?” He asks.
The bartender nods and pulls up his phone and hopefully is dialing the police and hands FF a water. His hand grabs hold of FF’s “You don’t need to go out into the alley. You could hang in the backroom with me?” He offers.
There really are some kind people in the world.
“I think it’s better if I’m not in here for a bit.” He says back and honestly he needs this kindness and he has a spare bit of courage, “What’s your name by the way? Sorry I missed it.” He says.
The bartender swallows, “It’s Roland.” He says.
“Thanks Roland.” He twists the cap off of the water bottle and takes a sip.
He turns and pretends not to notice how Romero is trying to be inconspicuous pretending to be on his phone.
He makes his way over to the alley door and notices that Romero is tracking his movements but is not following him like he did to the bar.
His heart is pounding and he can’t BELIEVE he’s doing this. He wants to run, wants to hide somewhere, wants to become imperceptible but…but…
He opens the door to the alley as the bass of the remixed song finishes.
(You can do anything you set your mind to, man)
He lets the door slam behind him and he is alone in the alley.
He was not expecting a van to come to a screeching halt in front of the entrance and for a different face to appear climbing out of the car.
Jackson Plank.
FF looks at the ugly smile on the man as he walks towards him with a knife in hand.
Okay now what genius?

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5/26/23: EDITED. Can’t believe I forgot to put the Captain in front of Neil’s name on the meme. I’m blaming the accidental early awakening.
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The requests to be added to the tag list keep being spread out across a few different areas. If I missed you please just ask again in the replies I promise I just missed you.
As stated before if you’re up here and I spelled it right but you didn’t get a notification there might be something switched around in your settings that won’t let me tag you properly?
Lillyndra it worked this time!!!
#Fluent Freshman AU#Is it a songfic chapter if it's only 3 lines? Experts aren't sure#Did I listen to lose yourself a lot while writing this chapter? Perhaps#If Nora mentioned something about Jackson or Romero in her extras I did not read it#Also gonna be honest here and state that I forgot the likely year that AFTG happened in and this is happening in 2010#So I guess this AU also involves a slight time shift#Andrew and Neil may have gotten lost in one another's eyes a bit down in the speakeasy#Really they're just being polite to get all of their PDA out of the way while FF is taking what might be the piss of a lifetime.#(They have no idea how accurate that might be)#Andrew is all set to kiss one of his favorite of Neil's freckles (yes he has ordered them from favorite to lesser favorite)#Then his phone goes off#He looks and it's Roland#Andrew: WTF is Roland trying to call me?#Nicky is busy being the Dancing Queen. If someone plays ABBA he will absolutely scream rn#I had considered a whole sequence of FF trying to get Nicky and Aaron to the safety of the backroom in Eden's#And Nicky just keeps reappearing on the dancefloor while FF is looking for Aaron#I was gonna use that simpsons meme where Moe throws out Barney and then Barney is just right back in the bar#But it got a little too crazy#But just know in this AU Nicky is canonically an excellent escape artist#Maybe Erik went through a bit of a magician phase and Nicky was DELIGHTED to be asked to be his assistant#Maybe that's how they got together#The inherent ROMANCE of magician and assistant#I don't remember if they ever really said in the books or nora's content#If I'm rambling because I forgot to shut off my alarm (Memorial Day 4-day weekend baby)#The fate of FF's phone may have been caused by some slight anger towards my own#RIP FF's Wymack phone (July 2010 - November 2010)#AFTG#AFTG AU#Andreil#FF - Pt.19
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I love the way you drew Sam and Max in your art style! I hope you do more tk art of them (no pressure though draw what you want)
there is nothing id rather draw for you anon!!!! i LOVE making art of these two <3333333333
(dont worry, sam's got a sneaky way of escaping)
(ns//fw and/or fetish blogs please dni🙏🙏)
#tickle art#my art#SMAX!!!!!!!!!!#see i promised you all id draw them :p#i went through a phase in like 2021 (and again in 2022) where like. ALL i drew was art of sam getting wrecked#havent drawn these guys in ages tho!!!!!!!!! thanks for giving me an opportunity theyre genuinely some of my fave guys to doodle ever :3#max is fine at the end btw hes just being a Drama Queen#sorry for the empty space around the images btw. i considered cropping it but i honestly just didnt feel like it lol#anyway#sam and max tickle#ler!max#lee!sam#thanks for the req anon!!!!!!!!!!!!!#snm is one of the 3 things im super into rn (the other two things being rick n morty and adventure time)#sooo......if you wanna see more of these guys or any of the guys from those listed fandoms then i would be down B)))#i mean i take reqs for anything in my fandom doc. im just more likely to do them if im super into them lol#like i have reqs for dh///mis stuff thats been sitting in my inbox for months#but i answered this in less than 24 hours#SORRY i have adhd blehh
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when does a ripple become a tidal wave?
#interstitial infinity#marn art#interstitial spoilers#i got home on NEW YEARS DAY and went into a 3 hour fugue state and banged this out#i was going through a big epic the musical phase between october and january#my musical theater only mood playlist for infinity has a LOTTTT of epic on it lmao
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baby, you're a vampire you want blood and i promised i'm a bad liar with a savior complex
#i never post here anymore sorry#i went through a big phase of posting n/sfw on twitter which i can't post here#and then i fell out of the habit LOL#so here is my tav with astarion#i love the contrast between them so much#astarion#bg3#my screenshots#virtual photography#baldurs gate 3#astarion ancunin#my tav#stalleo my beloved
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"hm. messmer is kinda kicking my ass and my summon clearly isnt doing very well rn. i should go do something else."
"wow. the putrescent knight is obliterating me. i should go do something else."
"why is there deathblight in this dancing dragon rematch. i sh- wait."
#ramblings#playing elden ring is like having an angel and a devil on your shoulder#the angel says 'its okay youre probably underlevelled just go do something else dont worry <3'#the devil says 'GET BETTER AT THE GAME YOU PUSSY!!!'#when the git gud crowd is actually insufferable but also right. fuck#yk how i beat malenia the first time. i spent a week going at her for like an hour or three depending on how i felt that day#i didnt summon anyone. no people. no ashes. just me and malenia#and i learned her moveset.#i spent 10 minutes on every attempt on average. because i was playing a twohanded katana#which doesnt do that much damage unless you proc hemorrhage! which you wont proc if youre playing it REAL safe#i went at her for HOURS#until i could consistently get her to like 75% hp without using any flasks. until i could get her to 50%.#until i could somewhat consistently dodge enough of waterfowl not to die#when i got her to phase 2 on my own i LOST MY MIND#my dad suggested only summoning ashes in phase 2 because i got her to phase 2 solo.#my stepmom and i turned that into summoning halfway through phase 1#which is how i eventually beat her#yk what that was. madness. but it was also the essence of getting good. and i hate that stupid phrase#idk where i was going with these tags. i should try messmer solo to learn his moves#ive already started to learn a lot of his phase 1 moveset its just that some moves suck and the timing of the snakes in phase 2. ouchie
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I think ppl need to start editing Quinn Hughes to Pierce the Veil songs…
Like “king for a day” or “A match into water” yes please!!
“I’m low on gas and you need a jacket” I’d weep tears of joy!!
“Hold on till may” SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!!!!!
#rotalks<3#quinn hughes#can you tell I went through a phase#pierce the veil#theirs music fucks tho…#luke hughes#vancouver canucks
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the "little endermite" nickname makes me lose it too considering thats like going "awww my little rat ^w^" "hey little ringworm!" considering theyre like parasites ITS ENDEARING I THINK ITS FUNNY especially if bug happens to be the little shit type of kid
HELP YEAH i mean c!bee had that bit where they’d give each other really weird petnames so i think it’d definitely transfer to giving their baby really dumb nicknames too (tubbo calls bug “dogtoy” because bug makes little squeaking chirps as a baby because its lungs aren’t developed to make the normal dragon noises yet
#bug would TOTALLY be a little shit as a toddler they went through SUCH a biting phase#mutuals <3#metfell#bug posts
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Of course Grse was first
#<3#dont mind selena gomez i went through a phase of listening to her old songs like naturally and songs like thay#that*#hehe#mine#spotify wrapped
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I would just like to say!
"Wally is evil" "No Wally's on our side!"
Whatever side that funky little guy is on, he has my support. The man looked at me with very wide and open eyes, and I placed my heart in his hands.
If he's evil? Good.
If he's good? Great!
If he's morally gray and being manipulated by a sentient house? I hope he gets out of that house!
We love the small yellow man here.
#My mother called him unsettling :(#I went through a phase where he was the only thing I drew and my mother said she was worried about me haha#But I just think he's neat :)#And I also would sacrifice an apple and some Crayola watercolor paints to him.#I shall give him more eyes#Clown let him SEE-#little guy <3#he deserves it#welcome home#wally darling#welcome home wally
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I think I finally escaped TUYY, so here's PK slaying. 🏳️🌈

hehe
#🎨#paperinik#duck avenger#pkna#transgender#bisexual#pride#i went through the wildest pk phase for 3 months straight a while ago and i still can't draw beaks#don't look too close this was kinda rushed#me and my friend call him pullekrine
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god tried to make one of the greatest broadway stars who would ever live. he was even supposed to be gay. but michael jackson was raised to be a commercial popstar and devoutly religious so then all of That happened instead
#man some of these are just showtunes. <3.#his drama. his theater.#reenacting the beat it rumble live. him breaking it up by going Hey guys let's dance. so they dance#i need to find out more about his favorite musicals. i know he loved west side story and rodgers and hammerstein#but WHAT r+h?#i went through a crazy oklahoma phase recently. omg cinderella...
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do you ever watch those bbc docs like Life and Planet Earth?
yes!!! i used to watch them CONSTANTLY when i was a kid, but as i've stopped watching tv as much, not as often anymore. i still watch em tho and my family always records any documentaries they see for me to watch! david attenborough is always in our recordings (and our hearts, love that man) :]
one i absolutely love and recommend is Life On Our Planet (on netflix but y'know. pirating exists :3) because i am a total evolutionary history nerd!! i binged that shit, it's SO COOL!!!! >w<
#animal documentaries my BELOVED#little me's entire life was set out the moment xe watched the documentary channel on tv :3#so yes. i am an animal documentary nerd#and proud ☝️#cannot tell you the amount of times i've thought of changing career plans bc of watching docs#veterinarian.. animal rescuer.. shelter owner.. zoo keeper.. biologist.. wildlife photographer.. archeologist.. paleontologist..#im settled with getting a degree in conservation now but damn i went through phases because of those docs 😭#asks!!#thanks for asking :3#mutuals#animal documentaries#documentaries
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it’s so crazy to suddenly see everyone thirsting over a man i once knew as the dead guy from dear ev*n h*nsen
#listen. he was hot then and he’s hot now. but like… wow#remembering i went through that phase to keep myself humble#the superwholock of musicals era was fucking wild btw#i still love heathers ngl but 2/3 being bad is wild. also it’s not like h*milton even fit into the theme. why was it there.#actually… 2/3 being bad fits the superwholock comparison perfectly. huh#… why did i admit this on the internet.
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wow so cute. NOT! who the hell do you think you are
#trick question he doesn't know#94#also i loove the 3 mouth...#in a soft subtle way#the protein bar thing is very projectingful of me but genuinely#i actually do like protein bars but i've had hundreds over the past 16 months so i know how disgusting they can be#i feel like protein bar addiction is such a specific experience#addiction is a strong word it's just the food i autistically latched onto after aldi stopped selling my keto bagels#not that i believe in keto. but they worked for me...#i ate those w 2 eggs+egg whites every day for half a year almost without fail#and then i lost them forever and then i went through a phase where i struggled to eat and then i started going batshit w protein bars#i had 3 1/2 today it's not looking too good#that's because i went a few weeks or maybe a month without any and whenever i get a new box#after not having any for a while i tend to go through it really fast#and i get them at sam's club too so they're big boxes yk it's kind of embarrassing#it's a big part of my diet. don't do this to yourself ever#what the hell was my point my point was that a super solider diet requires a lot of protein and bucky would not do well w eating enough#so he starts relying on protein bars because it's the same everytime and it's better than nothing#what do you think his favorites would be...#would love to hear about bucky's protein bar ranking tierlist
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