#until i could consistently get her to like 75% hp without using any flasks. until i could get her to 50%.
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"hm. messmer is kinda kicking my ass and my summon clearly isnt doing very well rn. i should go do something else."
"wow. the putrescent knight is obliterating me. i should go do something else."
"why is there deathblight in this dancing dragon rematch. i sh- wait."
#ramblings#playing elden ring is like having an angel and a devil on your shoulder#the angel says 'its okay youre probably underlevelled just go do something else dont worry <3'#the devil says 'GET BETTER AT THE GAME YOU PUSSY!!!'#when the git gud crowd is actually insufferable but also right. fuck#yk how i beat malenia the first time. i spent a week going at her for like an hour or three depending on how i felt that day#i didnt summon anyone. no people. no ashes. just me and malenia#and i learned her moveset.#i spent 10 minutes on every attempt on average. because i was playing a twohanded katana#which doesnt do that much damage unless you proc hemorrhage! which you wont proc if youre playing it REAL safe#i went at her for HOURS#until i could consistently get her to like 75% hp without using any flasks. until i could get her to 50%.#until i could somewhat consistently dodge enough of waterfowl not to die#when i got her to phase 2 on my own i LOST MY MIND#my dad suggested only summoning ashes in phase 2 because i got her to phase 2 solo.#my stepmom and i turned that into summoning halfway through phase 1#which is how i eventually beat her#yk what that was. madness. but it was also the essence of getting good. and i hate that stupid phrase#idk where i was going with these tags. i should try messmer solo to learn his moves#ive already started to learn a lot of his phase 1 moveset its just that some moves suck and the timing of the snakes in phase 2. ouchie
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