#this was written for funsies lmao
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How Many Sugars..?
When Faith makes coffee for herself, she makes it more on the bitter side. She didn't always make it that way, but as she got older and more tired she began to prefer it differently. She doesn't know why she drinks it anymore. Coffee just makes her feel even more exhausted, but the warmth is comforting.
She likes when Max brings it to her, couldn't imagine the reason. Faith swears it's sweeter when he makes it.
but I thought he told me he didn't care much for sweets, she thinks to herself, why does he make it like that.
Faith won't admit she likes it so much better when he makes it. She won't admit why either.
The truth is the first time Max made her coffee he genuinely didn't know just how she liked it yet. Faith enjoys sweets quite a bit so he guessed. He was quite surprised when she took a sip and exclaimed "oh! That's sweet." But he noticed the way her face softened and how much her mood improved that day compared to when she prepares it herself. Now whenever Max makes coffee for his captain he always sneaks a little sweetness in there. He's not sure whether that was what made her so relaxed that day, or if it was simply because he was the one who made it for her. Nevertheless, he wants to make it the same every time, just to be able to see her like that over and over again. It makes him feel warm inside.
What a curious thing something so minuscule could do to someone... he thinks.
Nobody can disrupt his composure quite like she can.
#oh ya'know something small for funsies so I could get some practice#just wanted to mess around with little prompts to explore my ThoughtsTM#haven't written much for the past decade but wanted to pick it up again and be kinder to myself abt it#I have so many ideas that are just too big to draw so it could be fun to try and put my erratic thoughts into words#totally scheduling this for later so I can forget abt it and my anxiety doesn't eat me alive lmao#I may have totally gotten a lil tipsy while playing tow over the weekend and absolutely obliterated my notes app w Thoughts Of Max#so maybe another doodle dump soon lmao#my art#my writing#faith and max#oc x canon#the outer worlds#outer worlds#vicar max#maximillian desoto#captain#captain of the unreliable
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am I making another deputy oc instead of fleshing out my other fc5 oc's? yes. is she also trans bc that's my theme for my deputies apparently? also yes.
#Jazper is also originally a deputy but in the canon storyline w Dean they're a cook at Gabe's diner#AND NOW. I wanted to join the unhinged woman deputy gang bc I haven't written a proper unhinged lady in a while š#like I want her to act/talk like she's slammed down 6 monster energy drinks in a row at all times just for funsies#I know her last name is Darling bc I wanted the url deputydarling lmao and I have an idea for her design and aesthetic#dunno if i'll post about her right away I might wait until i'm unhealthily attached so u can all feel my love radiating through the screen#sort of how I did with Heather <3#And I want to ship her with someone on the resistance side but idk yet š¤ I'm leaning towards Tracey or Jess. or perhaps Eli#I want them to contrast her well so i'll think on it more#nadine is typing...
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I wonder what will happen after this dbs manga arc ends (aka the superhero manga arc) since this is supposed to happen right before the end of dbz, meaning goku leaves after these events... š¤
#i mean#i dont like to guess this kinda stuff simply because i rather not expect anything lmao#but will goku's (and vegeta's) protagonism be moved aside?#i feel like that wont happen simply because they been the main characters all this time#but after superhero... maybe smth changed?#idk. just a thought#also...... i know most db fans who are adults enjoy db regardless of if goku is the main character#but... goku and vegeta are my fave characters lmao i'll be sad if they were demoted#but also i would still keep reading dbs for the funsies#it's not like i dont like any other characters so#could have written all that in the post instead of the tags lmao anyway
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no but how are people already finishing the dlc? i made it as far as the coronation and had to stop because it was too much new information and i was getting overwhelmed. also because that took me an hour.
#like you guys are SPEEDING. and thank god which means someone will have written a guide for the next time i play lmao#but yeah i am SLOW. i take my time. sometimes i even voice act just for funsies.#according to jules#suzerain
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#yes it's all friends au but it is the dumbest stuff i've written lmao#also i just wanted to make a poll for funsies since i haven't had the option to make a poll for ages#so here's me putting it to stupid use lmao#friends au
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Send ā for a different dynamic - and tell me more about it!
I'm sending the ? because it's a bit of a wildcard, but I'm terribly curious as to how you feel about AUs where cross-fandom meetings happen. I don't get enough of them and I miss them.
Of course, if you'd prefer strictly WoW muses, I have a couple I could resurrect. Jussayin'.
Simple Shipping Meme! Sorry it took me a bit to respond, I've been Having a Time Of Itā¢! That said, I don't tend to do AU stuff - though I would never knock it! But it's just never really appealed to me, and it's hard to say why? I'll just ramble about it in the tags, as usual.
(I'm going to sidebar and say that I have been on the verge of having a literal AU version of Lily in WoW, because...well, I look at her old Pally model on my login screen every time I log in, unwilling to change her into anyone else...and Dragonflight uh, confirmed AU Azeroths are a thing [thank you, Azmerloth, for being more than just a quick meme]. I have the brain rot about it, but I figure Main!Lily should get some RP before I go ahead with anyone/thing else.)
That's all to say...I'd prefer Azerothian muses for Lily - but hey, if you have XIV folks, I still have characters there, as well! I thought I'd drop trying to RP Jak and the alts there, because I wanted to focus on WoW, but it takes time to gain traction in either game community, so I'd still be down to RP in Eorzea with my far-too-smug cattes/fox!
#thanks for asking!#wow rp#I ramble forever but YES I am down to RP - I just try to stay in-universe#I don't have anything against people who do AU RP#but AU stuff for me tends to just be head-canon stuff I don't pursue?#I think it lies at the foot of: my brain expects character growth in a story/journey#and if it's all in a pocket of time and space that's disconnected from the actual character...#then they don't get to benefit from anything that happens therein? That fork of them is the only one to have gone through that...#I blame the neurodivergence for not letting me write AU stuff just for funsies#Jak is the ONLY oc that's ever had written AU fic...and it was all solo lmao#I'm still tempted to write Jak's AU stuff now and then tbh#in my head she's the reluctant wol who wanted to stay a music star and actually thinks the villain has a point more often than not#and it's a compelling enough AU to be a timeline of its own xD
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āFriendlyā Greeting ā Cooper Adams x fem!reader
a/n: i wrote this for funsies! hope you enjoy :D iām in no way an actual fic writer, i havenāt fully written any ficās in YEARS.. iāve started on a few and then gave up lol. so plz go easy on me but i would really appreciate feedback!! i also fear this might be a little self indulgent because girl folded so quick and barely put up a fight. also cooper is still a firefighter in this it just isnāt mentioned.
brief summary: Cooper and his daughter, Riley, are your neighbors that youāve found yourself cozy with over time. Thereās a lot more to him that youāre curious about and soon enough, you get the chance to see a side of him youād think youād never expect.
word count: 3,5k
WARNINGS: switch pov, FILTHY SMUT 18+, barely any plot this is just straight up smut, HEAVY DUBCON, afab/fem reader, use of word pussy for reader, dom!cooper, reader calls him āsirā like twice, i feel like cooper adams is just a warning himself heās a dark man LMAO, rachel is out of the picture cause FUCK RACHEL, unspecified age gap (nothing crazy), he breaks in your house sort of?, descriptions of violence and murder, brief alcohol mention, manipulation, unprotected piv (I DONT ENCOURAGE THIS THO), oral f and m, fingering, choking, hair pulling, face fucking, degradation AND praise, BREEDING KINK (sorryā¦), use of pet names, creampie. (let me know if i missed anything please!)
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Cooper isnāt entirely sure what it is about you. Maybe itās the way youāre always so cheerful and excited to see him along with his daughter Riley. The way youāre so kind and caring towards Riley. He knew how much she liked you and how much she looked up to you. Maybe itās the way you affect him so deeply with just your presence alone. The way that heās come to realize deep down inside, he longs for you.
As the timeās passed, his little obsession with you has grown. Dangerously. You consume his thoughts daily. You are now a temptation for him thatās becoming too strong to resistā he just knows that itās inevitable before he gives in. He hungers for you, all of you. Itās a different kind of hunger compared to his usualā the hunger to kill. In his eyes, youāre an enticing woman he wants all to himself.
Youāve known Cooper since a few weeks after you first moved in next door. His daughter had taken a liking to you quickly that day you introduced yourself to themā from then on, you actually spent quite a good amount of time with them. Hanging out with her in her room, having dinner with her and Cooper, giving her rides whenever he couldnāt. You were like a big sister to her.
He told you about how her mother left them when she was younger. It broke your heart and made you feel for her greatlyā moreover it made you feel obligated to be there for her in any way you can.
You find him to be quite a charming man. Certainly handsome, as well as the biggest gentleman. Youāve noticed with time, though, thereās still something a bit off about himā you struggle to put a finger on it. Itās what also causes you to want to get to know him even better. Itās almost like you were drawn to him in a way, but the unknown darkness also makes you hesitant and reluctant.
Cooperās need to be in control at all times is starting to drive him insaneā¦ because of you. That dark, sinister part of him is coming to the forefront. He canāt wait anymore. Now is the time for him to act on it.
He knew itād be a piece of cake for him to sneak in through your backdoor late at night, considering thatās one of his āalter egosā specialty. He successfully makes it inside your kitchen silently, without alarming you. It only serves to excite him even more.
Todayās been a stressful day at work for you. To be fair, having a corporate office job is always stressful, but your mind was scattered like crazy. Everything has been weighing heavily on you recently and all you wanted to do is get home, take a nice hot shower then go to sleep. But once you got home from work and finished with your shower, you decided to relax on the couch with a bottle of wine.
Youāre watching an old black & white horror movie on the TV, sprawled out on your couch, glass of wine in hand. Unbeknownst to you, Cooper stands right behind you in the doorway. He admires you for a bit before speaking up, startling the living hell out of you. āIāve always liked this movie.ā
You whip your head around and jump at the sound of his voice. It almost makes you drop your wine, but thankfully youāre able to save it, quickly setting it down on the coffee table. He smirks as you scramble off of the couch, wrapping your arms around yourself and standing.
It takes a second to realize itās Cooperā it causes the slightest bit of relief. You let out a deep breath you didnāt realize youād been holding, preparing yourself to respond to his intrusion. āCooperā¦ howāā¦ what are you doing here?ā
His eyes darken as he takes a step closer to you, his heavy boots thudding against the hardwood floor. "Is that any way to greet your friendly neighbor?" he asks, his deep voice laced with a dangerous edge.
Cooper crosses his arms over his broad chest, the sleeves of his flannel shirt straining against his biceps. "I thought I'd stop by and say hello." He makes it sound as if this behavior is normal and familiar, even if itās far from it. This is the first time heās ever shown up unannounced.
He can surely hear how loud your heart pounds in your chest, towering over you so close that he can smell the faint scent of your fruity shampoo.
You get a whiff of his cologne and it ignites a warmth that pools in your lower belly. You swallow nervously, cheeks flaring up as you whisper softly. āWell, you couldāve given me a heads up before sneaking up on me.ā The attempt to appear more composed fails but you canāt find it in yourself to form a better response.
His gaze rakes over your body, filled with a hunger that sends a shiver down your spine. Cooper licks his lips, voice rumbling. āIāve been thinking about you. A lotā¦ I canāt stop thinking about you, actually.ā
Thereās a sinister glint that flashes in his eyes that you catch. Youāve seen it before, in the depths of his orbs. It terrified and captivated you in equal measure.
Your lips part but he continues, taking a step closer to you. āAbout how sweet youād taste. How soft your skin would feel under my fingertips. How good youād look under me.ā, his voice lowers dangerously with those last words.
āCooper, stop...ā, you stammer before he has the chance to say more. He backs you up against the wall now, placing a hand behind your head, caging you in.
His other hand comes up to grip your chin, tilting your face up towards his. The strength of his grip holds you in place and it makes a whimper bubble up in your throat.
"I want you, sweetheart. And I always get what I want.", he coos, his thumb brushing over your bottom lip, his eyes blazing with possessiveness.
"So tell me, baby. Are you going to give yourself to me? Or do I have to take what's mine? āCause we both know you want it too. Donāt try to hide it now.ā
Cooper has you trembling against the hard surface of the wall, a mixture of fear and lust thatās intoxicating. Thereās truth in his wordsā you know you should be trying to shove him off, running for the hills. You canāt bring yourself to do that when heās right. Thereās a part of you, darker and more curious, that craves this.
The side of you thatās conflicted and wary has words tumbling from your lips before you can stop them, āYouāre scaring meā¦ā
You instantly regret it when irritation flashes across his features, other hand sliding down to dig his fingers into your hip painfully.
āScaring you?ā, he repeats in a growl. Your eyes widen when his face hovers just inches from yours. āYou have no idea what real fear is, I can promise you that.ā
His lips brush against yours in a cruel mockery of a kiss, āI could snap your pretty little neck right now, carve your body up into little pieces and scatter them across the city. No one would ever know it was me.ā
The words he uttered has your whole body tensing up. Youāre completely helpless, powerless against him. His hand on your chin trails down to brush his fingers over the swell of your breast.
āBut I wonāt do that, because I wanna keep you. Youāreā¦ special. Different, and I want you to be mine in every way possible.ā, his voice is softer now, filled with deep emotion.
The shift in his demeanor makes your body melt against him now, and youāre feeling shamefully turned on by him.
Tension aches between your thighs and the last sliver of restraint is gone. Youāre so fucked. Any doubts in the world drift away with every passing second.
āYes, sir. I understand, Iāll do whatever you want.ā, you relented sheepishly. Cooper sensed the way you relaxed and gave inā it gave him a sick thrill that made his cock increasingly hard.
He hums in satisfaction then brings a hand up to tangle in your hair, yanking to expose your neck, making you gasp.
āGood girl.ā, he purrs in your ear, his breath ghosting over your pulse point. You can feel his erection nudging your thigh and it makes you fucking quiver, a moan forcing itās way past your lips when he grinds against you.
He dips down to drag his teeth over the hollow of your throat, āYouāre learning your place already. Now, get on your knees and open that pretty mouth of yours for me to fuck.ā
Cooper doesnāt give you a chance to even process it, he just tugs your head again and you're instantly dropping in front of him.
Your doe eyes peer up at him as your shaking hands reach out to graze over the bulge through the fabric of his jeans. The breath in your lungs stills the moment you unzip and tug them down his legs along with his boxers. His cock springs free and he gets a sense of pride at the sight of your reaction. Of course heās massive.
He twitches in anticipation admiring how your lips part. āTake it in your hand first, baby. Stroke it like I know youāve thought about.ā, he commands with an assertiveness that has your panties soaked.
You let your delicate fingers wrap around the base of his cock and he lets out a pleased sigh. āHigher.ā, he demands abruptly, his voice gruff. He needs to know just how well heās broken you, just how much control he wholeheartedly has over you.
Eagerly complying your digits inch up his shaft, squeezing the base of the crown, your thumb gliding over the head. Cooper shudders, the sensation of your softness on him sending a jolt of pleasure through his core. āNow lick it. Taste me, sweetgirl.ā, his voice drips with lust.
Your heart races, jaw falling open and he takes the opportunity to thrust himself towards your waiting lips. He groans at the feeling of your hot, wet tongue dragging over his slit, mouth soon after enveloping him. His hand tightens in your hair, shoving his cock in and out, taking your breath away.
āThatās it,ā he praises through a pant. āLook at you, so fucking gorgeous like this for me. You were made to be on your knees for me, huh?ā A muffled moan of agreement from you vibrates through him, drool gathering at the corners of your lips as he fucks your face with abandon.
āRelax that throat for me, let me in, baby,ā he breathes, pulling you forward to force himself deeper.
Cooper lets out a guttural groan, savoring the feeling of your throat, your eyes watering as you choke and gag around him. āFuck yes, take it like the good little cock slut you are just for me. All mine.ā, he grits through his teeth, holding you there for a moment.
Then he pulls back, letting you catch your breath until heās slamming back in, making your eyes roll back. Cooper sets a brutal pace, his balls slapping against your chin with each thrust.
Tears stream down your cheeks but you canāt deny how much youāre getting off on this. Youāve submitted yourself to him fully and youāre loving every bit of this now. His pleasure spurs you on, tongue swirling over his underside and taking every inch he gives you.
He recognizes the coil tightening in his gut but he refuses to cum so soon. Even though heād gladly let you swallow it, right now he craves nothing more than to breed your pussy full of him.
The thought forces him to retreat from your mouth, otherwise he would have shot his load right then.
Cooper brings you back up to your feet, fixing himself and motioning for you to lead him to your bedroom. Once youāve both made it inside heās already shoving you down on the mattress, creaking under the weight as he straddles you.
Youāve barely spoken at all but youāre still rendered speechless, your brain already turned to mush and heās not even really started yet. The realization of how much he affects you serves as fuel to the fire. Your body and soul have fallen into the depths of submission.
A wide smirk spreads on his face, hands gripping your wrists to pin them above your head. His voice practically drips with honey, āYouāre gonna be such a delightful plaything. Arenāt you, sweetheart? Cāmon, need to hear you say it.ā
You whimper pathetically, nodding your head frantically and pleading, āI wanna be your plaything, Cooper. Iā¦ I wanna be yoursā I am yours. P-Please, give me more.ā
His lips capture yours in a bruising kiss, tongue darting out to slide along yours and you writhe beneath him. Youāre desperate for him at this point, feeding off of how he dominates you. He moves to the skin of your neck, nipping and sucking, leaving marks to stake his claim.
Cooper chuckles at your reaction, āMmm, such a responsive thing and Iāve barely begun. Need it bad, huh?,ā he teasingly mocks. Your cheeks burn and all you can do is moan again, reveling in the sensation of his mouth on your neck.
He lets go of your wrists and removes himself, his hands wandering down to the waistband of your shorts. You lift your hips for him, allowing him to take them off with your panties. His eyes immediately fall on your exposed wetness, taking in the sight with a sharp breath.
In this moment he swears itās the prettiest thing heās ever seen. He licks his lips, āNaughty girl, look at how wet that pussy is for meā¦ I promise Iāll make it feel so good.ā With that, he descends between your thighs, grabbing them to spread them wide and throw them over his shoulders.
Cooper presses his tongue flat against your wetness, your body jolting and legs tightening around his head. Your back arches, the muscle flicking and swirling over your clit, driving you wild. It has you gasping for air, tingles of pleasure bursting through your insides.
You crave more and he knows it, but he needs to hear you. Needs to hear your begging. You give it to him in a whine, āPlease, sir, I need more. I want it all please pleaseāā He cuts you off, granting your wish with a finger teasing your entrance.
He suckles your clit with his lips, gathering slick on the tip of his digit, probing your tight hole. You let him in, your hips bucking into his touch and attempting to get impossibly closer. More.
Cooper is lost in the task of pleasing you, worshiping you in ways he imagined. Never did he expect you to be so easy, but heās getting off on all of this almost as much as killing. This is a close second.
Thatāll probably change once he feels you around him. His cock throbs for it but heās determined to make you cum on his tongue and fingers first. Heās watching you intently, fucking you with one finger before adding another.
The sound of your moans grow with volume and your walls clench around them, one of your hands darting to his hair. Your legs shake and you try to tell him youāre close but it just comes out as gibberish.
āI know, baby, cāmon. You already taste so good, come for me ān let me taste every bit of you.ā, he mumbles against your flesh. Thatās all it takes for you to shatter, convulsing and crying out at the euphoria that washes over you.
His movements never falter, sucking and draining every ounce of pleasure from you. As soon as he senses you coming down, he canāt wait anymore. Cooper gets off the bed long enough to rid himself of his clothes, back on top of you in no time.
He takes a moment to remove your shirt, finally revealing the other objects of his desires. Your legs wrap around his waist, pulling him against you and he takes the chance to knead one breast with a hand, his mouth attaching to the other.
You gasp at the delicious sensation, arching towards him. Cooper doesnāt waste anymore time, gripping his cock and rubbing the head against your slick folds. āIām gonna fuck you so hard and deep youāll feel me for days.ā, he promises in a sultry murmur. You shiver.
Without further warning, he sinks inside your pussy in one smooth motion that makes you squeal. The stretch is overwhelming and itās knocked the breath out of you. Youāre so tight, he almost fucking whimpers at the way you choke his cock.
Both of his hands move to grip your hips, giving you a chance to adjust to his size before he eases out and slams back in full force. The motion has you clawing at the sheets, pleasure and pain a heady cocktail as your moans and cries echo through the room like music to his ears.
āTell me who you belong to, baby. Tell me who owns this pretty body.ā, he pants with eagerness. He really is fucking you so deep, pounding you with a relentless rhythm. The friction between your slick bodies create an erotic sound, spurring both of you on.
You struggle to gather the energy for a response but he quickly fixes that by wrapping one of his hands around your throat, applying pressure.
āYou, Cooper, Iā¦ belong to you. You own me, Cooper, yāyou feel so good inside me. I love your cock.ā, you blubbered. Your rational mind canāt believe whatās coming out of your mouth but you donāt care anymore.
The words ring in his ears and they make him crackā heās whimpering, his hips pumping away and your body shaking beneath him. Cooper feels like heās tasted a glimpse of heaven and he never wants it to go away.
Fuck no, youāre never going anywhere. You said it yourself and Cooper Adams doesnāt take lightly to broken promises. He highly doubts that youāll ever let yourself find out now with the way youāre clinging to him.
Before you know it heās flipping you over, positioning you on all fours and entering from behind with a harsh thrust. A yelp flies past your lips as his hands grip your ass cheeks firmly, finding yourself meeting his movements with your hips.
Cooperās grunts mix with your screams and youāre both teetering on the edge, heās so close to claiming you in the way he yearns for most. He leans over to wrap his hand around your throat again, using the grip to raise you up so that your back is almost touching his chest.
āIām gonna stuff this tight pussy full of my cum and youāre gonna take every drop, do you understand?ā His cock slides impossibly deeper and you shake violently, tears of overstimulating pleasure and pain streaming down your cheeks.
You stammer a āYesā, then heās letting his other hand slither down your front to toy with your clit, edging you on closer. Cooperās grip on your throat tighten and his pace remains unforgiving, chasing the peak dangling just out of reach.
āOh yes please, Cooper, gonna come so hard. Want you to fill me up, I wanna feel it.ā, you beg in a plea. He feels the spasming of your walls around his cock, your release crashing through you while simultaneously rattling through him.
He coos in your ear, āThere we go, you feel so good cumming on my cock, baby. You scream so pretty for meā¦ fuck, gonna give it to you now.ā, he croaks before he pulses inside of you, his cum spurting out of his tip and filling your pussy. The warmth spreading makes you hum, thoroughly enjoying it.
You completely zone out for a beat there, not realizing heās still gently moving in and out. Your lungs gasp for air, body quivering from the aftershocks. You donāt even try to speak right now. Only the sounds of his breathing paired with yours and the soft squelch of his cock in your pussy.
Cooper wishes he could just live right here, buried in your depths, taking and taking and taking from you over and over. Pumping load after load into you.
You are different from the others. All of this feels different with you, heās never had a woman bend to his will so easily. You might just be his one true savior.
Thatās until after youāve cleaned up together and you suddenly question out of nowhereā¦
āAre you The Butcher?ā
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Hi, I was wondering what would be your personal take on the Ascendedā¢ gang after Tav/Durge breaks up with them, no fanon or anything specific, just your own personal opinion on their possible behavior, maybe years after the event or something, and no pressure, of course, you don't have to answer if you don't like the subject
Okay okay, imma do this for my Dark!BG3 crew which does include the Ascendedā¢ gang, basically my stream of conciousness written down when thinking about each lmao
āāā ļ½„ ļ½”ļ¾ā: .ā½ . :āļ¾. āāā
Conqueror Minthara:
she would actually jsut not believe you
like at all
she would just dismiss you
"Oh yes honey of course, and how is the weather?"
no fucks given
because there is no part of her that could ever believe that you would ever actually leave her
Then you do?
She goes to 0 to 1000 real quick
āāā ļ½„ ļ½”ļ¾ā: .ā½ . :āļ¾. āāā
Mother Superior Shadowheart:
absoluetly and genuinely devastated
queen of the guilt trip
how could you do this to me? To us?
How will Shar's cult cloister survive without us together?
I did all of this for you for us, you can't walk away now
etc etc
she would be so distraught but really lay it on thick
she's just so toxic about it
āāā ļ½„ ļ½”ļ¾ā: .ā½ . :āļ¾. āāā
God of Ambition Gale:
He would get angry and mocking and very very threatening
He would like to see you try and leave him
you are ethereally bound to him
but no, have your fun
play with a few mortals
I'll just smite your home village for the funsies
watch you crawl back and beg for his forgiveness
he has power and he will wield it
you can choose to either be by his side or be subject to it
āāā ļ½„ ļ½”ļ¾ā: .ā½ . :āļ¾. āāā
Ascended Astarion:
no
no no no no
you don't get to leave
not now
not ever
such a mix between guilt tripping, threatening and mocking
it all screams desperation
he cannot have you leave his side
you belong to him
and I think because you helped him with his ascension there is some level of ingrained debt/gratitude he feels towards you
so he has to control that he has to control you, he can't have you traipsing off somewhere
definitely spirals
āāā ļ½„ ļ½”ļ¾ā: .ā½ . :āļ¾. āāā
Naturist Halsin:
quiet
deadly quiet about it
almost doesn't react to it
moves on as if he didnt hear you
you repeat yourself
and he just flips the table
roaring in primal anger
he petrifies you
you are cowering beneath him
he regains his composure and tells you that you are not leaving him
and then just leaves
you are left there shaking, unable to think about what to do next
āāā ļ½„ ļ½”ļ¾ā: .ā½ . :āļ¾. āāā
#bg3#baldurs gate 3#minthara x reader#astarion#minthara x tav#minthara bg3#conqueror Minthara#Minthara#yandere gale dekarios#yandere bg3#yandere Minthara x reader#yandere shadowheart#yandere shadowheart x reader#shadowheart baldurs gate 3#shadowheart x tav#shadowheart bg3#mother superior shadowheart#astarion x reader#ascended astarion x tav#ascended astarion#yandere astarion#yandere halsin#dark halsin#halsin x reader#god of ambition#god!gale x reader#dark bg3#halsin bg3#god gale#minthara baenre x reader
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Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers (except me because obvs I have done it). Spread the self-loveā¤ļø
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I should say most of these are unfinished lol I love writing but Iām a little all over the place
1. Without You Wolfstar Titanic AU my beloved I promise to complete you someday soon hopefully! Remus as Jack and Sirius as Rose, yes there will be MCD and it is unfinished but I adore this story with all my heart.
2. so ready to give up my soul my Destiel āBeautiful Creaturesā movie AU, again unfinished but I love it so much and hope to finish it soon. Castiel as Lena Duchannes, Dean as Ethan Wate, and though the plot mostly follows the movie so far Iāve combined it with another idea I had to expand on it a little more and Iām very excited to continue it!
3. Flight Risk An imagining of how Show!Wesper Wylan Van Eck reveal couldāve gone if Shadow and Bone/Six of Crows had continued on Netflix. Itās a one shot so it is finished and genuinely one of my favorite things Iāve written, I love Wesper and Wylan so much and Iām still so upset weāll never see anything like this in the show (F you Netflix)
4. Cursebreaker and Fireheart/Son of Night and Daughter of Stars Oh my Wattpad days how I miss you, back in 2020ish I wrote a four-part Sarah J Maas fanfiction series of a crossover between the ACOTAR and ToG worlds, starting with Feyre and Aelin in the first two and then time-skipping to their kidsā story in the next two. I created Estelle, Aelinās daughter, and used the canon name of Nyx as Feyreās son to create my own version of him and write him and Estelle meeting and falling in love. Sadly, the fourth fic is still unfinished, so Estelle and Nyx do not have their happy ending just yet but I LOVED writing those stupid fanfics so much they were my first attempt at fanfic and Estelle and Nyx were my first attempt at a love story and even if the writing isnāt amazing Iām still so proud of these damn books.
5. Scars Of A Gold Moon: I have never actually published this one, but itās my Wolfstar Bookstore fic as itās been dubbed by my friends. Itās one of the only fics Iāve written with no AU tie in or anything, just my own story with the Marauders characters and I adore it. It has Wolfstar, Reg and Lily as Remusās best friends, Sirius in a band, Black Brothers reunions, lots of secrets from both sides of Wolfstar lmao, and ironically, this fic is the only reason I have Without You. Sirius made Remus watch Titanic so I rewatched it so they could make funny comments, and then Without You was born! Lol someday Iāll finish this and post it.
No pressure tags except I donāt know any fic authors so letās tag some famous ones I love just for funsies @mayescapade @cal-daisies-and-briars @smilingbuckley @motswolo
And anybody else who happens across this have at it too lol
#Wolfstar#wolfstar titanic au#wolfstar fanfiction#Remus lupin#Sirius black#destiel fanfiction#Destiel#Dean Winchester#Destiel beautiful creatures au#castiel#Wesper#Wesper fanfiction#shadow and bone#marauders#supernatural#six of crows#wylan van eck#jesper fahey#Sarah j Maas#feyre archeron#feysand#rowaelin#aelin galathynius#acotar#a court of thorns and roses#throne of glass
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Bonus Round! Yog-Sothoth Residue Martin! I tried to capture the guttural fear that he would be inflicted with in the nightmares he has, but it's a bit hard to do so when the eyebrows can't properly join the frame lmao. The depiction of the swirl written in @therealandian's ReDeath / Search Through The Stars AU was sorta described as (from rough memory) "greenish oranges and yellowed purples" or something of that sort, but I wanted to add blue as a way to show that Martin did regain his sense of self in the aftermath, and now fights to keep that identity in a way. Sure, it's hard, and he put himself back in the Institute's clutches to do it, but he's trying and we love him for that. It was quite fun to experiment with this, kinda half tempted to chuck one of my own AUs ocs into Yog-Sothoth for funsies (I wouldn't, its a funny idea tho). Tomorrow's releases are gonna be a bit more... interesting~. Have fun guessing who is next >:3!
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#redeath stts#the mechanisms#the magnus archives#tma au#tma aus#tma#the mechs#martin blackwood#mechs!martin#mechanisms!martin#mechanisms martin#is this enough tags#digital art#yog sothoth the mechanisms#redeath stts fanart
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i havenāt had much motivation to like Draw draw lately but iāve been doing a lot of thinking about the corpus written language. iunno if any of yāall remember the cipher i made years and years ago with the intention of translating written text found in the game but i recently dug it up again and started going over it ā
hey, yeah, there it is! it was useful for reading written corpus, but not so much for writing/memorizing it because the language itself is very boxy and rigid and doesnāt lend itself well to writing as opposed to typing/printing (which is almost definitely by design) so naturally i sat down during some downtime at work today and i played with it a little bit, just to see what it might look like when scribbled a little more loosely/casually and get a good read on ways people might stylize or simplify some of the letters for convenience. just for funsies
(i especially took a little bit of time using darvo as a guinea pig character-wise for playing with signatures and handwriting styles because i feel like heād have a very similarly constantly-messy-despite-all-best-efforts style of writing to my own lol i was having a REALLY hard time keeping it neat and uniform so i just decided whatever. shoutout to every one of us out there who writes just slightly too fast and always ends up accidentally going diagonal with it. no gods no masters no margins we scribble like men)
it took some practice but itās pretty fun to write once you get the hang of it, even with my hand tremors. this alphabet is kind of a dyslexia nightmare though LMAO itās far too easy to get aās eās and iās mixed up if you arenāt careful
#no clue if anyone else would find this even vaguely interesting aside from me but IM having fun. so THERE#warframe#corpus#worldbuilding#this isnāt really art. idk what this is. im just doing shit for the hell of it
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What do you think would happen immediately after BPS? How would all the parents personaly react to their disappeared and returning children? The kids would really ever throw a party, or just have to fix all the wrecks and be grounded? And Edd and Eddy would even have a face-to-face good conversation about their adventure and what they learned?
I think Eddy would need a validation from Edd more than ever, and the fear they could have lost each other would let them even more attached.
i had detailed ass theories written out for each kid as to what lies they could tell their parents and what the likelihood was that they'd be believed, etc. and then i realized that it could all be solved with a simple phone call from one parent to another lmao. and lbr, the chances that someone's kid is gonna be gone all night and they're not gonna flip the fuck out are slim to none. outside of a couple exceptions of course. i felt like a moron so i didn't include it here. i guess i like to pick and choose when to adhere to cartoon logic š
anyway i do think the non-ed kids would get into trouble and be grounded for varying lengths of time. they might have just enough time to have a little kiki in the lane before heading home and getting dragged inside by the ear/bear hugged/further ignored.
one exception might be rolf, because i don't think it'd be entirely out of the norm for him to be gone all night on occasion. maybe he had an urban ranger camping trip that his nana forgot to tell his parents about, or had to chase down an escaped animal into the wee hours of the morning. he enters the house, clearly disheveled and sweating nervously, but probably gets nothing but a fine howdy do from everyone inside.
eddy would be grounded for a comically short period of time because he's a spoiled brat. a couple of days tops. it's really only an attempt by his parents to appease the angry mob. all the other parents know he's the little shit stirring ring leader and berate his guardians accordingly. regarding his absence, he tells them he and the boys rode out the storm in the van and that they were fine. he accepts his punishment because telling them what really happened means telling them he visited his brother and that WOULD get his ass in big trouble. legal stuff, you know. as far as any takeaway he might have... let's be real here, eddy's still the same ole eddy at this point. i don't think the full weight of what just happened has hit him quite yet. he's still reeling about being invited to kev's for jawbreakers and whatever else preteens who don't really like each other do for funsies. i do think that while he's spending aaaaaall that time alone (again, 2 days max), in between trying on outfits for that party at kevin's, the image of edd standing up to his brother does cross his mind. edd, the coward. edd the wimp, stood up to his tormentor. and got swiftly beaten into the ground for it. yet still ran over to make sure he was okay after ed essentially saved his life. ed the dolt. ed the idiot was the one to think of pulling out the pin (literally), and blasting his abuser with a face full of door. i think the guilt, shame and embarrassment would hit him hard, along with a lot of weird mushy stuff that he doesn't really know what to do with. so he doesn't do anything with it. not immediately anyway. but i've already talked about post bps eddy a bit so i'll leave it at that.
i've seen people say that edd's parents wouldn't even notice that he was gone overnight, because... so were they. and yall know i'm the #1 hater of edd's parents so of course i agree lol. if word gets back to them somehow though, i imagine them being very passive aggressive about it. shocking, i know. i feel like they'd go their usual route and punish him by not talking to him - as in not even leaving sticky notes around the house. except for one that says something along the lines of "dear eddward, you are not to leave the house today, as you are hereby grounded until further notice." along with a scroll of chores of course. but yeah they make him wait around and wonder when he'll be able to see his friends again. probably a good few weeks or so. i've always had the headcanon that eddy would be banned from edd's house and maybe this is when that happens as well. if word doesn't get back to them- which is more likely imo because they're so elusive that no one knows how to contact them - i think edd could likely have a bit of a meltdown over their indifference. not to mention the guilt he feels in either scenario. for starters, he feels like he simply must tell someone what he's just witnessed- especially as a future mandated reporter... nah i'm kidding but i do think he'd want to tell an adult what happened to his dearest friend. but he knows it would only compound eddy's grief. outside of that, there's the fact that he feels that he never received a comeuppance of his own. eddy got thrashed by his so-called "hero" in front of his peers, and if his previous punishments are any indication, ed is very likely enduring what can only be described as suburban confinement for the foreseeable future. he, on the other hand, has gotten away with a horrible deed, with more than a year's worth of horrible deeds without so much as a scowl from his parents. he has to fight tooth and nail to resist his compulsion to confess his wrong doing, directly this time. cuz the confessional he wrote at the beginning of this ordeal is still on his desk when he gets home. it's kind of like when people say "at least if you're angry, i know you care", but magnified 100x for his entire life. i think this is when the switch kinda flips for him and he has to come to terms with the fact that his parents are at best, extremely cold and aloof. and at worst, knowingly neglectful. either will be hard for him to accept of course, because he's got an image in his mind already of what "true" neglect looks like:
ed's going in the hole, man. it's the cliche where his parents fawn over sarah and are so thankful that she's okay and "you had us worried sick, missy". only to turn to their other child who was also missing for 24 hours and proceed with the finger wagging and reprimanding. i don't think sarah would rat him out though. in fact at this point she might even try to stick up for her now suddenly not so bad older brother. but to no avail. in fact, it makes his mom angrier - she must have hit her head if she's sticking up for her troublemaking brother. "you see, edward? your erratic behavior has finally landed your little sister in the hospital. hope it was worth it." as far as they're concerned, ed put sarah in grave danger by running away. he was a terrible influence, and for that he's gotta be made an example of... to himself? i'm gonna venture a guess here that dad'll be taking the stairs again. he also boards up the basement window. they take his tv, his tapes, his comics, and all his model making supplies. his mom wanted to take his gravy tub but dad insisted it was too much of a hassle. luckily for him though, they can't take that vivid imagination of his. he spends the next two weeks staring at the ceiling, coming up with a storyline for his own comic, which he starts working on as soon as his belongings are returned. it ends up being sooner than he anticipated. he was told it'd be a month, but his mom is sick of looking at the box of his crap in their bedroom closet, so he's off the hook early. lucky feller. next time he runs away though, he's making extra sure sarah doesn't follow.
obviously i think edd and eddy, really all three eds are going to be even closer than they were before their little excursion. but i think it takes time for eddy to mature enough to truly grasp how meaningful it all was. like he knows, but admitting it is corny af. edd is probably gonna be so preoccupied with deconstructing his relationship with his parents that he's a somewhat aloof for a period. there's also a rumbling within ed, especially after seeing sarah's attempt at defending him. i don't really know what conclusion he comes to except that if he wants even a chance at having a good relationship with his sister, he's gotta get the fuck out of there asap. i do think he'd start "running away" more often, possibly staying with eddward during his burgeoning rebellion, or from time to time, eddy. maybe even rolf. he might also sleep in the van when the weather allows. anything to be away from that hell hole. i wrote in my fic that he'd move out and live with may at age like, 17 i think? literally as soon as possible lol.
#i know it seems like i make ed and edd's parents overly terrible but parents really can be overly terrible as i'm sure many of you guys know#if you don't agree that's cool but yknow i'm just answering an ask i got#a long ass time ago btw sorry for not getting to it sooner anon#thanks for asking though#text
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Hewwo!!! :3 I hope you are having an amazing day, here is a whole plate of cupcakes! Would it be possible for you to share a few lore details about your Eclipsed By You AU story? I keep looking at the designs and I am so curious about what will be happening, I would wish to nibble on tiny lore crumbs, pretty please?
ama!! hihi! ! i meant to answer your ask much sooner! anyways, since you asked so nicely (and because i am pathetically weak to any sweets </3) prepare for some SERIOUS yappage under that cut
ā¦ AuDHD demands that I explain EBY origins before any details but you can totally skip this if you want! (Scroll till you see blue text! :3) So... Eclipsed By You was intended to be au/fic just for myself after work when I first got into DCA. I literally was pantsing a self-insert fic from just gameplay, voicelines, and a collection of scenarios I wrote in my notes app before I actually interacted with the DCA fandom lol. I was already in the process of writing it to be a proper fic and planned to make an AO3 acc to post it! I took some time away from it tho cause I got busy irl. During my break I did start to interact more the fandom! The first proper DCA fic I read was 'Solar Lunacy' by BamSara a few months back as a recommendation from a mutual I had from another fandom. I had told them about my fic idea and they suggested I read the fic as my fic had reminded them of SL. After reading through, I was kind of bummed initially because I really didn't think I had anything unique to offer with my own fic that I was hoping to share. I stopped writing it cause damn comparison truly is the thief of joy. SL and EBY had similar ideas going on and I just didn't feel like it was worth posting my fic cause it didn't feel "special" to me anymore. It was easy to give up since writing is really not my strong suit at all, so then I fell back to just drawing! I only came back to it despite the 19 other DCA aus I have lined up rn cause honestly I remembered that wrote it for my own enjoyment! Why did that have to change? Albeit, I did scrap lots of what I initially wrote and started fresh cause my interpretation of DCA changed. Regardless, EBY was always going to be a self-indulgent DCA/Reader fic taking place at the Pizza Plex. Sure not anything original, but that's just a fact of being a creative in general tbh. I felt silly when I realized that haha. I'm having fun and they make me smile, so who cares if its been done before lol. I still enjoy Solar Lunacy and still am a fan of BamSara! (the cotl content has been fueling me lmao)
ā¦ Some bits on Eclipsed By You- The main part of your ask lol! āæ On the au/fic name: I actually stole it from another au (of the many) I have. No particular reason for it! I was writing EBY and that au around the same time and alternated working on the two throughout the day. That au is now nameless (actually it's nicknamed "Messiah" as I type) cause EBY grew onto me for what it is now! āæ On DCA's designs: This might be kind of disappointing lol but- there isn't much of a lore/plot reason for their designs? They just look that way cause... why not :3 It's also part of just how I interpret DCA into my artstyle. Otherwise, they can be interpreted as the canon designs early on! Atleast until some future upgrades! āæ When in SB are we? Everywhere /hj. EBY will have some pre-virus and post-virus stuff just for funsies! I'm dying to yap but if I say anymore I will get carried away 100%. āæ On EBY!Eclipse: For this au, Eclipse is his own "person" you could say. With his own AI and personality chip to pair! Carefully built to be a dedicated host and theater bot. He is, including Sun and Moon, the entertainment <3. They are a singular animatronic in this fic! (like those 3 in 1 soaps except it's DCA /j) āæ On EBY!Y/N: (EBY is a reader-insert, but intended to be written as gender neutral and an adult.) Y/N gets their own bit of lore and issues that may or may not be the stress/frustration from my 2 irl jobs thinly veiled lmao. They work part-time at the Plex as a general theater staff member! Each week, their tasks rotating between concessions, being an usher, and working along side the theater bots! (Kind of like a theater tech.) This is a part-time job just to keep them afloat while they work on their last bit of certifications and training to be a caretaker! They are pretty passionate about helping those in need. A sweetheart honestly. Though, if you don't like kids, maybe look away. Wholesome moments with the littles and DCA + Y/N is pretty decent with kids themselves. (Lots of projection from my own experiences working with children and elderly, as a caregiver turned caretaker. I kind of want to highlight some of my experiences with Y/N.) āæ On EBY!Sun and Moon: These two are goofballs alongside Eclipse through and through. They all get to be sweet, soft, and doting I promise. Originally, before scrapping a good chunk of the og writing, EBY had a beloved sweetheart anxous Sun and aggressive Moon who was kind of an asshole(Before the rewrite, EBY felt so different. Like everyone was just tolerating eachother and fragments being held together with glitter glue n' dreams. I am very very glad it's different now lol.) Eclipse stayed fairly consistent though. Sweet house husband that he is. Now, Sun is just as unhinged as Moon (making him just as much as a threat!), but we will persevere with the power of friendship <3 We're gonna have some aloof Sun moments. He takes his job pretty seriously! Some goofy Moon bits who's giggles are light and airy. He is very unserious I fear. They're both trying their best, in their own ways. There's not much I can say rn without spoiling haha. It's hard to stay vague hrm. Or atleast I can't think of anything specific to add right now. (I may be able to answer some specific questions if you have any, my brain is just foggy rn) āæ I'm simplifying it down to your "typical pizza plex fic" with pre-virus and post-fire shenanigans. I'm sorry if none of that is telling I can't think of anything specific cause I'm pretty sleepy rn so maybe it's a little boring sounding but I love it anyways haha Expect some canon-typical violence and non-sexual intimacy! I have intentions on writing the relationship between Y/N and DCA ambiguous so it can be seen as queerplatonic or romantic. (But this could very easily changed, I'm a shameless robokisser sigh.)
#pingquery#EBY#eclipsed by you#im fighting myself to speak and to also not say a single thing#self control whomst#self insert turned reader insert that is still pretty self indulgent all around#writing is not rlly a passion for me rn but i try anyways!!#i just cant draw every single idea i come up with so its easier to write?? idk it's def not my strong suite lmao#im looking forward to writing dialogue and scenarios ive had stashed away for a while#i hope that made sense im so sleepy rn my eyes are literally blinking at 2 different speeds dear god#again im happy to answer more about EBY that my eepy brain missed
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*looking back at you with my big autism eyes* You should tell me about rwd. After your sleep. Eepy time, Aether
HIHIHIHIHIU OK YAY OK . ok . im all sleeped up and I'm going to be so insane at you ok . gonna put it under a read more though because . I'm about to be so insane .
SO ! rolling with difficulty , as you can probably tell from the title , is a dnd podcast . mechanics wise , it's on like . the complete opposite side of the spectrum from dndads lmao- they're still very story driven , but they're a lot more crunchy , very following the rules as written but like finding loopholes in them because for funsies . they do little 20 minute bonuses each time the crew levels up so you know exactly what each character is getting and all their new stuff , I actually really like those . the episodes are 3-5 hours long , but each season is only like 10 episodes . and it's not split up into each season is a campaign and it gets very confusing sometimes sbnxjsnxnd like the first campaign (the one I'm autism about) is the first 5 seasons , and they only just finished season 1 od their second campaign . anyways ! most of this stuff is why idk how many dndads listeners will be willing to listen to this but that's ok š
NOW !!! as for what its actually about !!! (at least campaign one I'm probably not gonna talk a lot about campaign two) it's about a crew of four silly guys on a space plane ship ! it uses the planescape dnd setting , basically like all the planes of existence in dnd canon exist on different planes that can be traveled between through portals or like the plane shift spell , or , in the cast of our beloved crew , you have a spell jammer , which is a ship that can cast plane shift and you can sail between planes and it's very cool . anyways , the crew consists of kyana - a human monk , finbar - a firbolg (giant kin fae thing) druid/ranger multi-class , VR-LA (pronounced veer-la) - a mechanite/warforged (robot) wizard , and Dani - a fire genasi artificer . the four of them basically live on their ship , the Per Aspera , which is owned by Dani's "Uncle" Otto , who sends them on little jobs and stuff and he's also kind of an asshole but I like him . they also take jobs from other people sometimes and then they forget to go back to Otto who gets pissed at them about it and it's silly . anyways . usually though , the seasons focus on an adventure relevant to one of the characters with other little jobs filling their spare time .
gonna very briefly talk about kyana and finbar just so you know those two before I go on a ridiculous rant about VR LA and Dani ok . so Finbar is just a middle aged firbolg (everyone else is like 20 except VR LA who's only been awake for a year ish) , hes a part of a chef's guild and makes it his responsibility to make sure these idiots don't get themselves killed either by y'know monsters , or just being stupid and forgetting to eat . and he's like 8 feet tall . he's a big guy . Kyana is just a little guy who ran away from her (evil) monk monastery and got found by the crew just . swimming . in the astral sea . which is the void between planes that spell jammers can sail on . insane . anyways . she has no idea what's going on because she's never been anywhere and she is precious and loves the world and loves these people who are nothing like how she was raised and isn't that wonderful ? I love her . and she's like 5'0 . shes literally a little guy <3
now I'm just gonna talk about VR LA bcs he's my little guy and I am spinning him around at record speeds inside my brain <3 his whole thing is basically that his previous crew on the per aspera got Got by a crew of space pirates , and he was the only one left . but then smthin happened and he lost all his memories and couldn't keep the ship like . flying . and eventually he shut down on that ship and was woken up by Dani , who had found the ship and made fixing it up her personal pet project bcs she's a little mechanic who saw a flying wreck and said I can fix her . and she did . and then she also saw the shut down robot on the ship and said I can fix him . and she did . this is how the ship belongs to Otto instead of VR LA , bcs he's like ohhhh Dani fixed it up and she's my employee and you don't even remember anything . anyways . Dani and VR LA are literally siblings to me . icy they're so important to me . the high int low wis siblings . that post I made a bit ago about how dndads doesn't have any characters who are like . little autistic brainiac smartasses . that's these two . both of them . and that is probably most of the reason why I'm so attached to them rn . like I need you to know that I did not recently listen to this podcast . I listened to this pretty soon after catching up on dndads two ish years ago and have just been like . passively into it this whole time . and now I'm like ok no I'm into this for real now . whoopsies . time to relisten and be autistic about this . and that's what ive been doing . anyways . back to the actual show <3
so Dani !!! she was found off the streets by Otto , who owns a little dnd fantasy mechanics shop , and he taught her how to be an artificer . shes incredibly smart , both like . street smarts . and literally anything mechanical . this comes with her being the biggest smartass known to man <3 she's very blunt but also very bad at expressing anything and is the least perceptive person ever (she has a passive perception of 9) she's a bitch and I love her so much <3 she's very snappy and abrasive and aggressive but also the ship is the single most important thing to her and it's not the ship without her crew and that is all she cares about <3 she doesn't give a shit about anything except for the ship she singlehandedly put back together and the people who live in it with her , and she would do anything for them . man . I love her icy .
now I'm gonna talk more about VR LA again bcs I'm not done with him <3 he's so abxnwjncjqnxjqmdn icy I love him . he just like me fr fr . he's also very smart , but he has . zero street smarts . ask him about anything and he probably knows something about it but ask him to talk to a person and he cannot . he does not know this . he continues trying to talk to people and like . persuade people and shit but he's so bad at it . icy he's so fucking bad at it . I love him so much . anyways , the other people on the per aspera are literally the only people he has and the only thing that could come close to them in terms of importance is his old crew , and yet he still picks Kyana and Finbar and Dani over them . man . icy this is a whole thing that I am very extremely ABJDJSNCHSBXHJA about . VR LA is a guy who has no memory of his old life but he knows it happened and he knows he used to have a crew of people he cared about but he can't even remember their names . (at the start) there aren't a lot of things that vr la actually cares about . he's very passive and like I'm staying with this ship because it's all I have even if it's not even legally mine anymore , and I'm staying with Dani because she's the only person I've ever really known . icy they're so siblings to me . ohuufhfggg . however !!! the one other thing he really *wants* is to know about his old life . he wants to know who was important to him before and he wants to know if they're okay even if he doesn't know them . it makes me ill . but he has his crew , and while those people might have been important to the old VR LA , Kyana and Finbar and Dani are important to *now* VR LA . so if it happens that along the way he can find out who he was , hed do anything to find them . but he has his people , and their safety and happiness is the single most important thing to him . if he will not lose a second crew . if hed have to hurt his current crew to find his first , then he's not going to find them . man . icy I could go on about this alone for hours . but I will not . anyways . silly little robot <3 I am so completely normal about him <3
also there's another silly robot named Maxim who you meet in s1 ep7 and I think him and VR LA should kiss . I'm not going to talk a ton about them beyond that but uhhh yeah . extremely repressed adhd sorcerer robot x extremely blunt autism wizard robot <3 Maxim hermit who is extremely emotionally intelligent but is very purposefully stomping out all the emotions because this is a purely professional relationship and we are here to professionally exchange mutually beneficial information and nothing else . VR LA adventurer who has never heard of romantic interest in his year of remembering being alive and just knows that he greatly enjoys Maxims company and he will tell him so despite having only just recently reconnected with him. and their compliments to each other are purely out of professional admiration . anyways .
and there you go ! and I didn't even really spoil anything past like the first few episodes <3 as you can see I am extremely normal about this podcast and it's characters <3 I went on for a lot longer than I thought I was going to but hey that's what happens when new hyperfixation <3
#just blahs#icy asks !#the fandom is like . 500 people at best .#theres not a whole lot of people in there š#theres like a fandom discord that im too scared to interact on besides sending my art and MAYBE talking to one of my few rwd moots lmao#rwd
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my thoughts on the first throne of glass book
so i finally started reading throne of glass two days ago and i just finished it and i rlly loved the first one! i didnāt start with assassinās blade because iām following the reading order sjm herself suggested. but i figured iād give my thoughts on the book just for funsies. this isnāt like a review really just what iām feeling abt the series thus far.
for quality iād give it a 6/10 but for how much fun i had reading i give it a 9/10 and i care WAYYYY more about entertainment personally lmao. so overall iād probably give it like an 8/10.
spoilers under the cut, obvi (including some from later books bc i know some spoilers)
ā¢ why are there so many exclamation points
ā¢ so iām gonna be honest iām beyond confused about celaenaās name. bc everything iāve ever seen about tog talked about some chick called aelin. now iām just kind of assuming theyāre the same person somehow but i have no idea whatās going on in that regard
ā¢ it was an enjoyable read but you can def kinda tell it was written when sjm was younger lol. but i know the writing is just going to continue to get better so it didnāt bother me THAT much, though i must say iām anxious to get to the later books for that reason
ā¢ this book was FUNNYYYY omfg dorian and especially celaena had me laughing out loud at times. i hope the books stay this funny
ā¢ I LOVE CELAENA SM. like thatās my girl fr fr. thus far feyre is still my fav sjm fmc but honestly celaena has potential to change my mind
ā¢ i also love dorian and chaol and iām not gonna lie i lowkey ship her with both of them (which is a rarity for me usually iām very passionate about one or the other in a love triangle). but that may be because iām aware i should not get attached to either ship LMAO
ā¢ speaking of chaol i spent half the book pronouncing his name as chowl in my head which made him very hard to take seriously. but honestly i feel like that is 100% sjmās fault bc the fuck you mean chaol is pronounced kale!? how was i supposed to know that
ā¢ iām curious when more magic elements are gonna show up. like i thought this was another fae series am i wrong there? i mean elena was fae so. maybe i just need patience (but iām gonna be sad asf if some sort of fae plot twist erases my bffs dorian, chaol, and nehemia from the story)
ā¢ okay but seriously once again what is up with the exclamation points. why are they so many. like it was genuinely jarring in the first few chapters. idk if it faded later in the book or if i just got used to it but it genuinely bothered me for a while. pls tell me this isnāt a thing in the later books bc i donāt remember it being an issue in acotar
ā¢ i think challenges and shit in books are so fun so i loved that the whole book was centered around it, lowkey wish we saw more of the challenges tbh
ā¢ that freak monster that cain was summoning is the stuff of nightmares. i already forgot what it was called but i made the grave error of googling fanart of it and it was actually terrifying
anyways thatās all i can rlly think of for now but iām excited to keep reading! iām super curious about celaenaās past because i can tell thereās sooo much we donāt know yet, but assassinās blade (which i believe is at least partially her past? but maybe iām wrong) isnāt until after crown of midnight so iāll just have to keep wondering lol. but iām very excited for crown of midnight i feel like shit is about to get very messy with her being the champion
#pls donāt spoil anything yāall i know enough already i want some mystery still LMAO#throne of glass#tog#celaena sardothien#dorian havilliard#chaol westfall#nehemia ytger
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Your Honour; please reconsider your BillFord stuff, what perhaps half (dare I say even the whole) Tumblr didnt realize that if they believe accursed shipping is canon (b/c of their toxic nsfw minds says so) then that means infamous BillDip is canon in Relativity Falls AUs. Exhibit A) TBOB is written in a comedic and not implied way. Exhibit B) GF wikis has yet to confirm or not. As of now, I shall submit myself in witness protection
No LMAO.
its not comedic, Billford is canon and is not up for debate. Get fucking wrecked idgaf and wont argue abt it.
Relativity Falls is an AU for funsies, nothing has to be canon to it. I like the AU and have thought abt it and I dont think Billdip makes sense still and also is gross. So i just wouldnt do it. No ones making anybody do that. Other people are always going to be proshippers no matter what, its nasty but I cant stop it. and im not gonna stop liking my VERY CANON SHIP because other people are creeps.
#talkbox#im not going to be nice about billford sorry#not āeueueue its up for interpretationā nope#it was not platonic. case and point#shouldnt need someone spoonfeedinf that to you to understand
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