#this was very cute!

[withahappyrefrain]

No cause maybe like a new bartender at the hard deck, or a new intern or something.Your like in your 20s or so kinda new in town, new on base ..the squad IMMEDIATELY adopting you, Phoenix is immediately “that’s it ur my daughter I’m your mom now” (as much as she doesn’t want to show it she’s a softie) Rooster lets it show that he’s a softie and is immediately “ur my daughter now, I’m ur dad, you’re small and young and mine now” Bob is always making sure your ok and hanging out and taking care of you, Fanboy is always trying to make you laugh, “what are you a drug dealer now?” When you’re taking vitamins or something. Jake would be a bit more hesitant cause he knows he’s out of his wheelhouse, he’s not super paternal, isn’t great with emotions, has a sense of humor that can piss people off..but he eventually figures it out..just dagger squad becoming parents on accident 😂🥰❤️

I'm technically in my 30s and I'd love this. Javy gives off very "big brother" energy like he teased you but would protect you IN AN INSTANT. I see Jake leaning into that too eventually. It definitely takes him a second, I imagine he's on the younger side in his family so he's more used to being taken care of. But once he gets it, he gets it!

If Bradley's the dad, Reuben's the grandpa lol. I always picture him as being married with kids so I can see him being kinda chill? Like Bradley is freaking out, asking what you were thinking and Reuben's like "she's fine like she didn't die?"

Maverick is just wondering how he became a great grandfather at the age of 55.

[shrubsparrow]

It's in the eye of the beholder

[michameinmicha]

Stumbled upon this random ship (in a fandom im not active in myself) that has like 150 works on ao3 which are all from just two people gifting each other fics about this pairing back and forth and theyve been doing it for 3 years... i think thats true love probably

[hotdrinks]

I wish I could make cats understand the concept of fairness. Of hypocrisy. I wish next time Beatrice was eating I could stick my hand in her bowl and dig around and say "see? Not very nice is it?" And she would say "I understand now father you're right". But instead? Big fat paw in my soup

[learningfromlosing]

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LOOK AT MY KITTEN IN MY SLIPPY

[weaver-z]

There's a user called Erika Horn (@erikahorn.art) on tiktok who made a "duet me" challenge so technically impressive that all of the duets are exactly like this LMAO

[chippuyon]

[🏳️‍⚧️girl laios] reactions

[ink-the-artist]

Love the contrast between the Americans’ “Apollo” and the Soviets’ “Sputnik.” You got the Americans naming their rocket after a Greek god trying to communicate the grandness and importance of this rocket. And you got the Soviets naming their rocket “fellow traveler.” Like a friend you go on an  adventure with together. This rocket is our little friend lol 

[smores100]

Read a transcript of some parts of the podcast here

Illustration by Jaya Nicley | Interview by Gerrard Hall

PODCAST: Top drama, comedy, limited series contenders, plus Nicholas Galitzine and Taylor Zakhar Perez | The Awardist

We're kicking off the 2024 Emmys season with our thoughts on likely nominees for Outstanding Drama, Comedy, and Limited/Anthology Series - Awardist host Gerrad Hall and EW TV Critic Kristen Baldwin break down the top contenders. Plus, Gerrad chats with Nicholas Galitzine and Taylor Zakhar Perez, stars of the hit TV movie and contender Red, White & Royal Blue.

[hinamie]

I'll rip in hands and teeth and take a bite

[yesokayiknow]

every single episode with kate stewart is just

kate: oh my god it's my friend the doctor i love the doctor [immediately experiences 40 minutes of intense trauma]

[notherpuppet]

Halloween Party 🎃

[teddybeartoji]

sukuna has full-blown conversations with your cat when you're not at home . like you come home one day and find them in the bathroom – sukuna is shaving his face while the cat sits on the counter beside him, and he's just talking with the little beast. and it seems so serious, too, like they're both very into the conversation???? anyway it's a ridiculously endearing sight aaaand it also gives you the perfect material to tease him with lmao he'll click his tongue whenever you bring it up and most likely he'll counter you by telling you that you're just jealous..

[chloesimaginationthings]

Oswald finally has friends to relate to in FNAF

[twinkchester]

"iT wAs UnReQUitEd LoVe"

Literally dean:

[alibonbonn]

A @corviiids tweet that is very important to me 🙏 I'm always thinking about spawn Astarion how he loves the sun