#this was super funny in my head
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The screen fades in on me in the Wheel of Fortune set. The topic is: things I'd want wrapped around my neck. There's a low rumble in the crowd of people telling their guesses to the person next to them.
I'm sweating under the lights, so many options. hands? No collar? No both things I would love but they don't fit. A light bulb goes off! I've got it in the bag now!
"Pat I'd like to solve it" I say as the crowd grows quiet. Pat raises an eyebrow and says let's hear it in his showman voice
"HER THIGHS" I blurt out. The crowd goes wild as Vanna White slowly hits each letter and it's all right there. Pat is golf clapping as I'm losing my shit on stage. I've won the wheele of fortune! People are doing backflips,and throwing things and all kinds of crazy shit in the live audience in celebration.
#this was super funny in my head#ive been laughing for to long at this#someone help me#im losing my mind being away from her for too long#bunny thoughts#primetime television
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You know how the sky changes color when Danny transforms?
So! This is just something that came to me literally 5 seconds ago.
When Danny Transforms, the Sky and color pallet of the world around him changes as well right? The Sky turns Green, and the buildings turn Purple and the such, and I like to think that the everyone feels a sense of Death when it happens.
Now imagine this scene.
Danny had moved to Gotham, and he was making sure to stay under the Radar. He didn't want to reveal that he was a Ghost, since the GIW was still semi active.
But right now, he was about to he attacked by Joker, so he really didn't have a choice.
He transformed.
The sky turned green, the buildings turned purple, and everyone in the vicinity felt a sense of pure Death in the area.
Off to the side, one of the Bats saw that, and mumbled to themselves, "Oh my God, he has a Domain Expansion."
#Dpxdc#Dp x dc#Dcxdp#Dc x dp#Danny Phantom#Dc#Dcu#JJK#Jujutsu Kaisen#Domain Expansion#Idk which one it was#But I think it would be funny if it wasn't even one of the Kids#What if it was Bruce?#Or even Joker himself?#Idk but this scene popped into my head when I was watching Dragon Ball Super and Shenron was summoned#The Sky turning black reminded me of the sky changing in Danny Phantom and this came to mind
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very first 10 seconds of the tsum event and Kalim getting beaned by his tsum and lilia was like "oh guess i wasnt fast enough to stop it myb bro" SHUT UPPPDNAHAAJHA KALIMS SCREAM HAD ME LAUGHING SO HARD I WAS GUNNA CRY whatever i love them so badLMAOOOOO
#idia somewhere: "no way... i just felt the pulse of someone using a Super Triple Arcane Bazooka Dragon Destroying Waifu Texas Detroit Kys 30#kalim at the end is saying “AUUHHH WHY IS IT BEATING ME UP AUUGHUGHTUHH” since it kinda got lost in the sauce down there LMFAO#special thanks to the website “700 Attack Move Names to Conquer Your Foes” and All Might for helping me with Lilia's special move#twisted wonderland#twst#lilia vanrouge#kalim al asim#twst meme#twst memes#funny#twisted tsumderland#fanart#meme#memes#finish the comic challenge done. next challenge.. can i finish the tsum event w/out having to use half my starsharts 2 days before it ends#seems unlikely (chuckles)(puts head in hands)#hyuckscraps
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i have reached the part of the steddie hyperfixation where i make them domesticated men in their 50s. having a blast! (twitter) [ID in ALT text]
#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#steve x eddie#stranger things#art#my art#fan art#my fan art#look. i love them and i also love AD videos#why? because i’m nosy! i’m a nosy person!#i have a whole backstory for them re: this video in my head#their apartment is super clutter decor v maximalist#oranges and teals and blacks and dark greens#eddie got big with a metal band in the 90s#steve was a steel worker until his 30s then became a school teacher#they got together in the 80s got civil unioned in vermont in 98#married in 2015#eddie takes steve’s last name bc they thought it’d be funny to piss of steve’s dad (it was)#steve stayed pretty private until he fully retired in 2015 (early ofc)#eddie has become twitters Old Man because his online footprint is ridiculous so he has a renaissance#so steve starts coming along for the spare interview and everyone’s like holy shit eddie’s husbands hot#during the video eddie points to a lamp and says this is a lamp we got from the flea market!#then points to a box next to it and says and this is a box of our friend max’s baby teeth#did you want all this? no. but you got it
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Sirius: hey wanna hear a funny joke?
Remus: I only take dark humour
*Sirius turning off the light* : what do you call a fake noodle?
Remus:
Sirius: AN IMPASTA!
#dead gay wizards from the 70s#marauders#marauders fandom#sirius black#headcanon#dead gay wizards#remus lupin#incorrect marauders quotes#wolfstar#incorrect marauders era#being super sirius right now#remus x sirius#remus loves sirius#this is funny to me#this sounded funnier in my head
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thank you sol badguy and ryu street fighter and kuai liang scorpion and terry bogard and heihachi mishima and kirb :)
(hanzo hasashi scorp below as well)
#guilty gear#guilty gear strive#ggst#street fighter#sf6#mortal kombat#snk#tekken#super smash bros#ssbu#sol badguy#ryu street fighter#hanzo hasashi#mk scorpion#scorpion#terry bogard#heihachi mishima#kirby#i hope this is as funny as it was in my head#transgender#transfem
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Happy 10th birthday to Cercerion!
OUGHHH UR RIGHT CERCIE IS 10 YEARS OLD NOW !!!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY BOY BELOVEDEST DID NOTHING WRONG EVER IN HIS WHOLE LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#ALSO IM RLY HAPPY HIS OLD DESIGN IS NOW MUCH OLDER THAN HIS FIRST DESIGN WOAH!!!!!!#since i drew the old one SO MUCH back in 2014 i remembered it as being so super prevalent. that when i changed his head shape a couple year#it took a while to get used to the not boxy head but god it was so much more fun to draw the beak. and now its the standard#and it makes me rly happy fr fr. i actually thought i changed his design like only 2 years ago but it was SIX YEARS WHAT!! HOW TIME FLIES..#ask#cercerion#SORRY I JJST WANTED TO REPOST ALL OF THESE#omg dude this also means u and i have known each other for 10 years thats CRAZY#this photoset is so funny its like he went from being :D to being >:U over the years but i assure you now hes more chill than before#HIS COLORS HAVE NOT CHANGED FOR EIGHT YEARS ALSO WHATTTTT i just chose the perfect hues forever#sobbing and crying i love this guy so much#i dont show him online a lot or at least i didnt as muhc until recently but hes always in my brain#cercerion may as well be a part of my soul at this point#HAPPYU TENTH BIRTHDAY CERCIE I LOVE YOU SOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLOWING KISSES INTO A HURRICANE FOR U#windyart#sure ill put it in my tag. this is literally my art
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doodles of my fav sillies
anton belongs to @poicyss
#my brain is a barbie dreamhouse and theyre all just living in it#im especially fond of the second one because my mom used to hold me like that all the time <3#im drawing them a lot lately because im being crushed by the horrors and have to compensate for it somehow#homemade comfort blorbos......#watch me draw anton inconsistently bc i can never decide if i wanna draw him close to how he actually looks#or yassify him and give him soft fluffy hair and kind eyes and defined features. head in my hands#i dont really have a lot of drawing ideas for them bc they dont have like. a canon storyline or anything methinks#its just stuff me and bow toss around and giggle abt thru messages lol. maybe ill draw infant vincent one of these days#i just come up with stuff and draw them doing it. it makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside#cuz like anton works for lobocorp as an abnormality BUT hes super duper chill and cute and does his funny little tasks so its fine#AND hes unkillable. auggie is an oc ive had since like 6th grade and i smushed them together. and vincent was for fun but i got attached#i dont have much of a read on anton either bc i think hes meant to be more of an insert character??? if im using that right#on one hand i dont think too hard abt anything being ooc since im not taking it seriously. on the other hand i just hold them in my hands#and stare into space until i can come up with something to draw since i dont have much to go off of. but its fun to build on small tidbits!#i think bow called it an au so i guess??? its an au????? im not really sure. bow if youre reading this im just willy nilly#the only thing i know for sure is that they boink like rabbits. im talking gomez and morticia levels of boinking#maybe ill go back and look at my old doodles for them and redraw em lol#myart#my art#my oc#oc#friend oc#augusta#anton#vincent#sillies family#doodles
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more wolf than girl
[ID: a digital drawing of ylfa from neverafter carrying the wolf's skin on her back and over her head so most of her face is obscured. the wolf's eyes and ylfa's chest are glowing. behind her, depicted stylistically, is a path that leads to a red house, and all along it are small red figures. ylfa is still in her mostly human form, her arms and legs between wolf and human, but her hood is on the wolf's head. End ID]
#neverafter#d20 neverafter#ylfa snorgelsson#neverafter fanart#neverafter ylfa#im so happy that i finally managed to do something creative that went more or less my way#rly happy with how the wolf came out#fun study too#i just finished neverafter and mwah excellent story#so many good moments but coming to baba yaga's house and finding the wolf died to give them a chance#and then ylfa 'putting him on'#omg and her entire scene. so heartbreaking and real#it touched me enough that i settled on this#also super funny and completely unintentional that her head kinda looks like the wolf's tongue#i was going for putting the braids where the fangs might go and it lined up
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More Re4 sketches ok i’m done I swear
#bashing my head bc i forgot to mention. several things in the last post#these were a few more sketch ideas i had and wanted to include but i got tired#but im now rejuvenated! ready to draw more#i think campaign wise luis is with jordan when leon is with ashley. just so it wouldnt clash#like in the beginning shes super pissed off w him but eventually comes around i think. remember when i mentioned#in that ship post saying that the only people besides wesker she’d get w is either chris or luis#yeah. luis outranks chris the only thing is uhh… hes.. ya#resident evil#oc x canon#resident evil oc#biohazard#oc#re oc#fengshuioc#biohazard oc#albert wesker#luis serra navarro#luis serra#leon s kennedy#leon kennedy#jordan manalang#i think jealous wesker not realizing that jordan has the option to see other people after he leaves her is just#so funny#jordsker is endgame tho
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#Here’s some g/t art for the soul#I’ve been practicing some new drawing techniques for shiny objects#decided to treat myself#transformers#tf#mtmte#lost light#I find it funny how I can draw robots super detailed and beautifully but when I draw my own kind it’s just a blank head and no face lol#transformers g/t#rodimus#human#Pixel-draws
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Al: We don't kink shame.
Kate: Unless shame is your kink, in which case, what the hell is wrong with you?
Al:
Al: Elbie~ come with me please.
Elbert: Where are we going?
Al: To the jewelers. We're going to buy every ring they have, she'll surely say yes to me with one of them.
#ikemen villains#ikevil#incorrect ikevil#ikevil incorrect quotes#ikevil alfons#ikevil kate#ikevil elbert#alfons sylvatica#elbert greetia#this was super funny in my head okay i can't be held responsible if it doesn't transfer well irl lol
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wait, that elias?
#huge shoutout to @sepezzz elias design this is very much inspired by it. go look at it#im so serious if i never draw another person manspreading in a fucking office chair it’ll be TOO SOON#anyways.#the juxtaposition truly is crazy hahaaha right people change in the weirdest of ways#i like thinking about how they both present themselves. elias understands he works at Important Academic Research Facility so he still#sooort of tries to look somewhat official. but well he also gets away with what he can#he has that vibe of Yeah i work here and im kind of important but i’m chill. i know how to chill#meanwhile that other freak is just like i am going to make this body look presentable or so help me god.#he’s the Head of the Institute he can no longer have whimsy okay. and listen it’s not because i think jonah is that boring and would#dislike piercings and funny socks or whatever. i think he’d like those. but see he needs to make this believable that elias truly has#changed okay. and also like i said he is the Head of the Institute he needs to look Super Normal And Unremarkable#anyways i think it’s funny how elias’ whole thing is that he tries to distance himself from his family image and tries really hard to Not#end up like a rich asshole. and then. well.#(looks around) So i think about this man a normal amount.#i could write like 20 thinkpieces on both of them but instead they’re gonna make me do college essays about like language and shit.#myart#the magnus archives#tma#elias bouchard#oh my god it is actually un fucking believable how much i think about him every day#if this becomes a daily elias blog yall will just have to deal
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Hi! Please please please, could you tell me more about your coffin chain ideas?/nf
I am obsessed but barely anybody has jumped onto the ship yet and I am VERY new to the fandom so I wanna wait with making it myself until I know more lol. You are lowkey fueling this entire operations and I wanna thank you for that either way.
(rubs my paws together) you have no idea what you've unleashed anon i've been holding onto this ask specifically bc i've been sapping dopamine from it like a little leech waiting until i had time to hastily doodle up a little dynamics timeline for different stages of the ot4
i REALLY hope this makes sense . i feel the need to say this every time i post abt coffinchain but my ideas are rly specific and i've had time for them to infect my brain like mold so i'm defo ready to accept this all being rly niche and really just for me and like 3 other people
buuut if this little peek into my mind speaks to ANY of y'all i absolutely encourage implore and beg you to send me asks and ideas and whatnot about these 4 bastards literally whenever you want!!
TL;DR one half of the trauma bonded couple reaches out and forms an immediate kinship with the big scary guy that no one likes & convinces his petty boyfriend to let him fw them. then he starts bringing his deranged fbi otter around they start double-dating only for it to become a situationship and then the worst polycule ever
#saw#coffinchain#chainshipping#coffinshipping#hoffstrahm#hoffstrahmdonheight#i can't thank you enough btw i literally get so excited that people are actually interested in coffinchain... my beloveds!!! my ot4!!#also i didn't wanna draw more heads and make this post super long but this is w/o even explaining my ideas about the others to y'all#i love perezmanda/puppetshipping so i'm rly into strahm eventually confessing all of this to perez and begging for her to trust him and lik#not get them all arrested. just long enough to hear him out about how he wants to domesticate these poor freaks#and at first she's REALLY skeptical and then amanda won't stop YAPPING girl just wants to get a rise out of her so bad#also i love extended jigsquad casts. logan gets to be there bc i say so. as well as brad and ryan bc i think they're funny#and i love lawrence just inexplicably having goons#okay i'll stop rambling but see just 1 ask and you've already got me feeling insane about my brainrot#HOPEFULLY i'll have some fics soon and i can just actually put a name and fic series to my silly au thing... if y'all would want that#asks#anonymous#cat scratches
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Magiranger but Kai talks about the time he got mauled by a bear a normal amount(at all).
#magiranger#mahou sentai magiranger#super sentai#kai ozu#makito ozu#sungel#hikaru sensei#magired#wolzard#fan art#comic#literally the most BUCK wild thing in super sentai maybe...#i still think about it#how does he not mention it ONCE!?#if i got attacked by a bear in my own house and lived idk if i'd shut up about it!#magiranger spoilers#i guess??#i mean it's CLEARLY not plot relevant cause KAI NEVER MENTIONS IT!!#this has been rattlin' around in my head for weeks just had to get it out ladkfjae#its so funny i'll never not laugh that they did this... yeah... waahaha!!
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Specifically relating to my latest post, but in general also: I feel like my attention span has gotten so bad these days in terms of actually finishing anything, to the point that the deflection/procrastination-projects get as silly as "builds a whole-ass 3D model instead of finishing the goddamn drawing because that's somehow easier than dealing with the perfectionism demon hovering over my shoulder when I draw these days"
(I think this why I'm trying to chase looser styles/play around with traditional media here and there again, since anything too precise starts to activate the Overthink Demon. I guess what I post is "oops! All sketches" anyway, but a lot of things still get overworked. Probably should start using timers again or something idk) Rarely do I actually "finish" models as well, which is generally why I don't post any (they are almost always studies/character reference models) but let's see if I can get around to making some Printable Little Guys this year, since frankly I find 3D a more comfortable medium to work in than outright painting/doing rendered-out stuff
Ramble post, but I'm always interested in the topic of "process" when it comes to art, and how struggles & limitations might actually help an individual find what their strengths really are too (or, just reveal areas that need more work. I DO want to finish a couple of the paintings in my WIP folder, but I also have accepted that it's not gonna be the natural medium for me ever) (I always try to include art in long text posts like this so they aren't as boring. Have a Banana Cat drawing I never uploaded. Also yes the printer HAS been added to my enclosure and it's great fun :> )
#jet squawkings#Jet art#IDK what the heck it is these days but Art Is Hard#might have something to do with the medium involved + always figuring/remembering more things out about how my brain likes to work#(being a strongly spatial thinker paired with aphantasia is a really funny combination)#(but I think it might partially explain why the “Pain” in PAINting is real whereas Making Shapes in Blender is super zen for me)#Head Full Many Thoughts about the whole “aphantasia” topic as well but I might save that for another post#long post
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