#this was so perfect

[mr-payjay]

hi i paid justin 3 US dollars to voice paper getting set on fire and burning to death

[fake-married-my-dead-fiance]

Them being like, "Isn't it cool that we can see the moon right now?" And us being like screaming, crying, throwing up

[stingslikeabee]

i diagnose you with hot

drunk girl in the bathroom hot you're both wasted, she just somehow does it so much better. you're crying, about something your stupid ex did or said. and suddenly she appears, looking like an angel aside from the slight sway in her step. she's helping you our of your slump on the floor when you grow pale and catastrophy strikes. you're the most disgusting you've ever been, and still, this stranger holds your hair and rubs soothing circles in your back. gives you a breath mint and sits you back against the wall, asking what happened. you tell her, and her glittery, perfectly made face turns sour. with her heels in hand, she loops your arm around her shoulders so she can help you walk to an uber she called for you. your ex says something snarky to you in passing on the way out, and for her it's the final straw. she whirls around, fire in her eyes and a set in her brow and she slaps him hard across the face. calls him a jerk or a dick or something like that, you can't remember, you were busy smiling at the stunned look on his face as she drags you both outside. before you get home, she gives you a hug and kind words in a bubbling voice and you're thankful for her. thankful there are people out there who look out for people like you, who stand up for people even when they might have trouble standing themselves.

tagged by: @bitterarcs - my inner drunk girl in the bathroom salutes your inner rockstar for this gem! tagging: @dojimakaichou . @cybrvce (pls pls pls take this for Levy?) . @hyperionhero . @holyguardian & you!

[idmnbc]

Kit and Joe knew what they were doing. They did it for us, for all queer people out there. I love them so much :'(

[assbuttboyfriends]

omg look at the setlist we had at the Bataclan

[theromanticrationalist]

Leonard: "Well, now that you can focus again, why don't you say we get back to the surface tension of domain walls." Sheldon: "Of course, I'm already seeing a more efficient way of taming the ultravi - I know why the song was in my head!" Penny: "Why?" Sheldon: "It's about Amy! ... It's about how she made my life better! Consider the lyrics: 'I was living like half a man. Then I couldn't love, but now I can. More soul than I ever had. I love the way you soften my life." Penny: "Well, she did soften your life, didn't she." Sheldon: "Yes! She's like the dryer sheets of my heart! I have to go!" The Big Bang Theory Season 9x10 The Earworm Reverberation

[pandaroboto]

Thank you @quickblowsmokeuphisbottom, I AM crying.

I won't show the rest of the gifts, to not spoil anyone that will be getting a package, but yeah...I love this so much.

[ofmusingsxandmayhem]

Incorrect Quotes Generator @radicalrascals said: 📜 (Incorrect Quotes Meme) for Ben and Nick

[michaelmyers-isdaddy]

you're welcome Leon 😊

[ferrariprince16]

my beautiful choulmate @c2stan made me the charles of the gc and i'm so honored and grateful and happy and crying. i don't deserve this 😭 i truly love u choumate. ur the best ❤️

[daily-crabbys]

This Friday's meme is: the perfect being

[thepalialim]

Eat it up!!!

[emaarusovaa]

My POV😜

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[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[juslookin939]