#this was not according to keikaku .
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any fan of kakashi is a fan of jason todd send tweet
#this has not gone according to timothy's keikaku!!!#batfamily#batfamily fanart#jason todd#tim drake#red hood#dc fanart#dc#incorrect batfamily quotes#batbros#incorrect batbros#comic#dc comic
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He MUST be cuddled. He demands it.
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found you, shizun.
#lbh: all according to Keikaku.....#(keikaku means plan)#fanart#artwork#drawing#svsss#illustration#mxtx#art#sqq#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#lbh#luo bingge#luo binghe#bingyuan#bingqiu#scum villain's self saving system
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Due to arguments about how to fansub this line, I have determined this should be a nice middle ground.
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do you think they explored each others bodi-
#fiddauthor#sorry im a little obsessed dont worry about it#im so obscure alex will never see these#all according to keikaku#ayanart#fiddleford mcgucket#stanford pines
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Is it just me or are we about to get the most gut wrenching, heart breaking, soul crushing arc ever? 'Cus this chapter was so cute and then Anya just randomly dropped literally the most important information in SxF(and to Damian) Not to mention telling it to a wrong person can cost her everything
I started to feel like Endo is preparing us
Also MarthaxHenry is real oml (Someone please come up with a ship name 😪)
Notice how there's no sparkles around her here. She didn't need to read his mind to answer.
Now that we saw her looking like that again (like in hijack when he mentioned his parents, car) I think she feels bad and kind of pities him and his relationship with his family. Maybe she thinks he's not so different from her. Maybe that's why she trusted him when she confessed her powers
Also there's a possibility that this is Anya's pov (like in hijack) 😭 My boy beat the snot-nosed allegations
The sy-on filter may be spreading too. Someone save her asap
Honorable mention:
This two!
#I can't with this chapter#Sxf was shoujo all along#It was all Endo's plan. He was the fanfic girl#Lin too#all according to keikaku#spy x family manga#spy x family#spy family#anya forger#sxf#damian desmond#spy x family anya#damianya#anya x damian#spy x family spoilers#spy x family chapter 96
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Headcanon that instead of signing his threats Red Hood uses semicolons liberally (and correctly) because nobody up to their eyeballs in crime in his part of Gotham uses semicolons. ‘Don’t even try to run; I know all of your hideouts’ is a Certified Red Hood Threat. ‘I’m always watching; every minute every second’ is someone impersonating Red Hood.
#this results in a significant increase in the number of people who know how to use semicolons#because the criminals want to know if a message is from hood so they need to take it seriously#and the civilians need to know if an offer to help is genuine or a trick#the semicolon eventually becomes an unreliable way of telling real red hood messages from fake ones#because now everyone knows how to use a semicolon#meanwhile Jason rubs his hands together and gleefully mutters that it’s all going according to keikaku#and by keikaku he means his long term plan to increase literacy rates in crime alley#Red Hood#Jason Todd#DC#DCU#DC Red Hood#punctuation
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My piece for the @halloffamezine! It was super fun working with everyone, thank you! 💖
#pokemon#pokemon fanart#steven stone#artists on tumblr#koko draws#a rare non-naruto drawing from me <3#I submitted some nice Minato fanart in the hopes I'd get into the zine AND get Steven assigned#all according to keikaku akfjsk#forget Volkner the one with the Minato vibes is Steven here <3#love you mods 💖🙏
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hey hi im having swirling and spinning luxubar thoughts again. let's look at these lines.
i imagine he phrases it this way because it's a casual, laid-back way of expressing this idea. "more recently, i go by the name Xigbar, but you can call me Luxu if you want, I don't care either way." (and the fact that he doesn't have a strong preference about the name he's called still says something about his relationship to his own identity, i think!)
but absolutely i feel this can be interpreted on a deeper level, too. the question is about who he is—about his identity in isolation—but the way he responds defines him relationally—"these days they call me Xigbar, but hey, whatever suits you." a sense of identity that is fluid, dependent on who he serves, on what role he plays.
a sense of identity made even more tragic by the fact that, no, Xigbar isn't his real name, and neither was Braig, but neither is Luxu.
[this is Chirithy, speaking about the Master of Masters.]
even the name Luxu, considered his "true identity", was bestowed on him by his master. every identity we have ever known for Xigbar, every name he's ever had, has been a name he assumed in pursuit of someone else's goal. Braig and Bragi were names he acquired from his vessels. Luxu and even Xigbar were names he was given by his superiors. he has only ever been defined in relation to someone else, by someone else's past or someone else's ambitions.
#this also might be why he responds initially with ''haven't heard *that name* in a long while''#putting rhetorical distance between himself and what is presumed to be his own name#i came to this coffee shop to work on my fic but instead im xigposting. but the fic would also have been xigposting huh#this is thematic development. this is productive writing time. i didnt get distracted. it's all according to keikaku.#1 mutual is grinning at my ''according to keikaku'' reference. they know what else i mean by that.#kh#xigbar scholarship tag#blakeposts#xigbar#luxu
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Malleus: Thank you for inviting me to your room, Yuu. Yuu: No problem, Tsunotarou! I can't have you standing outside Ramshackle Dorm forever. Malleus: That's very kind of you.
Later that night,
Malleus: *teleports into Yuu's room while they're sleeping soundly* Malleus: Magic is the power of imagination... I can't imagine being in your room if I've never been here...
#all according to keikaku#delulu#big humanoid dragon in your room at 2am#incorrect twisted wonderland#malleus draconia#incorrect twisted wonderland quotes#twst#twisted wonderland#malleus x yuu#malleyuu#twst headcanons#twst yuu#prefect#ramshackle prefect#i forgot the “magic and imagination” quote in the game but it's something along that line...
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foundational image
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tape recorder opening the scene with sam but no archivist to be found….its feeling like the season of sarchivist to me….
#tmagp spoilers#magprotocol#also LONDON EXCLUSION ZONE??#DEFINITELY ARCHIVES-VERSE#all according to keikaku fr
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The eight featurefull dark purple monoliths in my garage have been reviewed by Vice. His conclusion?
They're haunted.
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Akechi voice: I’m dropping hints that I have less control over this situation than it appears and that I wish things could’ve been different and that I’m incredibly jealous and lonely.
Ren: ok so. do you want to like. get out of here and stop your shitty dad with us since it seems like, from the hints you’ve been dropping, you really have less control over this situation than it appears and you wish things could’ve been different and you’re lonely
Akechi, screaming: Actually I have perfect control over everyone and everything! It all went according to my master plan! I don’t need help and I don’t need stupid friends! Also you’re trash and I hate you! I’m going to kill you now. Fuck you. Die.
Ren: man what the fuck
#alternative version:#Akechi: ‘all according to keikaku’#Ren: ‘that is NOT what you implied when we were playing pool’#storyrambles#story plays persona 5#p5r#goro akechi#ren amamiya#akira kurusu
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ovulation being a hell of a drug that ends up getting steddie together like
eddie and queen bee stevie harrington who have a weird kind of friendship where they share like. Everything. not a single secret between them. like eddie's got stevie's cycle pretty much memorised and she knows about every inappropriately timed boner he's ever had. and they're talking one day, smoking, shooting the shit, and there's a second of silence before stevie's like. oh my god. im so horny im gonna die. and eddie's like huh what. and stevie goes like there's a stain on your wall that's kind of shaped like a sperm and that made me think about cum and now im all bricked up. my vaginas haunted. fucking sperm shaped stain.
and eddie's like. wait girls- ok you know what im saying this in my head and im realising this sounds dumb but like. i thought girls didn't like. Get Like That. like i thought random horniness at a stiff breeze was a guy thing
and stevie snorts like nope girls get it too we just get to hide it bc we don't get boners. swear to god there's like a week of every month where i get fucking possessed or some shit. robin says it's like a period thing
but you're not on your period?
and stevie's like no it's like. the opposite of a period. like your period is your uterus being like hey you fucked up you're not pregnant but Horny Week is your uterus being like okay im ready let's get a baby in there time to get pregnant you know what to do. it's called like. oval. something. oval something. im all fertile and my body's trying to trick me, the fuckn prick.
and eddie just kinda goes huh and then there's another second of silence where he tries very hard not to think about stevie being pregnant. and then stevie throws her arms up with a frustrated sigh like god DAMN it now im thinking about being pregnant and eddie's internally like well at least it's not just me
and anyway another joint later this obviously devolves into stevie shoving eddie's hand down her pants and telling him please it'll be so quick he doesn't even have to do anything and she just ruts against his hand while he stares at her bc he's so high and the girl he's basically in love with just told him how fertile she was and then started rubbing her incredibly wet pussy against his hand and he feels like he might pass out
they do this and more about once a month for like a year until stevie does actually get pregnant. her stupid uterus successfully tricked her 😔✊
#steddie#female steve harrington#steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things#stevie harrington#inspired by the hell ovulation wreaks on my critical thinking skills once a month#omegaverse may not be real to YOU GUYS but i DO go into heat semi regularly#except i don't get to take off work or anything i just have to stand behind the counter of a mcdonald's like I Am Okay I Am Normal#once when i was ovulating i was watching a documentary on cloning and it showed a lil animation of a sperm fertilising an egg and i was like#WHOAH. WHOAH NOW. THIS IS DOING MORE FOR ME THAN PORNOGRAPHY#unserious fucking biology fucking possessed#anyway i want more trailer trash eddie munson knocking up the queen bee#let 👏 stevie 👏 come 👏 to 👏 prom 👏 pregnant#like oh no she's throwing her life away with this teen pregnancy#no she's not >:) she's exactly where she wants to be >:) eddie the freak munson is waiting on her hand&foot and he makes beautiful babies#all according to keikaku
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