#this was just a /j

[the-asylum-show]

⟨ I am. Scared. But ya know what? Sure, why not- ⟩

- 🩵/💙💜

Me: “Nothing can hurt me anymore.”

Me: “My life, is nothing but a comedy.”

You (anon): “Let me Get this straight, you think making norton be unhinged is funny?”

Me: “I do.”

Me: “And I’m tired of pretending it’s not.”

Me: “Comedy is subjective...Anon, Isn’t that what they say.”

Me: “All of you,this system that we know so much, you decide what’s right or wrong, the same way that you decide what’s funny or not.”

You (anon): “Oh ok I... I think I... I might understand that you... did this to start a movement to... become a symbol?”

Me: “Come on Anon, do I look like that kind of clown that could start a movement?”

Me: “I made him crazy because he is awful.”

Me: “Everybody is awful these days,It’s enough to make anyone crazy."

You (anon): “ok so that’s it you’re crazy, that’s your defense for making norton go crazy.”

Me: “No.”

Me “He couldn’t carry a tune to save his life.”

All the followers in the blog: * Booing with anger *

Me: “Ugh, why is everybody so upset about these guys.”

Me: “If it was me losing my mind on the sidewalk, you’d walk right over me.”

Me: “I pass you everyday and you don’t notice me.”

Me: “But these guys, what because Tae went crying about them on TV.”

You (anon): “You have a problem with Tae?"

Me: “Yes I do.”

Me: “Have you seen what it’s like out there Anon?”

Me: “You ever actually leave tumblr?”

Me: “Everybody Just Yells and Scream at each other, nobody’s civil anymore.”

Me: “Nobody thinks what it’s like to be the other guy.”

Me: “You think peopke like Tae ever thinks what it’s like to be someone like me, to be somebody but themselves? they don’t!”

Me: “They think that we’ll just sit there and take like good little boys!”

Me: “That we won’t werewolf and go wild!”

You (anon): “You finished?”

You (anon): “I mean there’s so much self pity Clown.”

You (anon): “You sound like you’re making excuses, this young man.”

You (anon): “Not everybody, and I’ll tell you this not everybody is awful.”

Me: “You’re awful Anon.”

You (anon): “Me? I’m awful? Oh yeah how am I awful?”

Me: “Sending me questions, you invited me on this show, you just wanted to make fun of me, you’re just like the rest of ‘em”

You (anon): “You don’t know the first thing about me pal."

You (anon): “Look what happened because of what you did, what it led to.”

You (anon): “There asks out there."

You (anon): “two muns are afraid of you.”

Me: * Laughing *

You (anon): “You’re laughing, someone lost their mind because of what you did.”

Me: “I know.”

Me: “How about another joker Anon?”

You (anon): “no I think we’ve had enough of your jokes.”

Me: “What do you get.”

You (anon): “I don’t think so.”

Me: “when you when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him trash!”

You (anon): “Call the other muns anon 2.”

Me: “I’ll tell you what you get.”

Me: * Quickly goes to the askblog profile and blocks anon *

Me: “You get what you fucking deserve!”

Followers of the askblog: * Screams In Panic after Anon was blocked *

Me: *Laughs after giving a straight face to the followers *

Me: * Blocks the other muns as well *

[beebeebeebz]

Teenz

[ozziyo]

Tis but thy name that is my enemy.

[ultimateloserboy]

why is nobody talking about the fact that bill literally saved the women in salem by giving them actual powers to defend themselves against their attackers… and there wasnt even a catch!! he just genuinely helped them!! he taught them how to love themselves as women and taught them how to laugh!! this moved me so much actually, i dont get why nobody else is talking about it

[fumifooms]

The fabled, infamous buckled collar shirt… Opens. He’s usually always wearing his cowl and vest so you can’t usually tell. He does love wearing shirts with open/low collars, which you can esp tell by the Daydream Hour outfits Kui designed for him, so makes sense. And yet… The buckle collar…

If u don’t think this is the same shirt btw he actually does up his collar when meeting the canaries. Just 1 scene difference before after, below. He likes to open up his collars when the setting is more casual but business or action happens and it’s back to being all proper and laced up

Btw idk if it’s a mistake but that screentone on Chilchuck’s chest in the second picture of the post… Is Kui telling us he has body hair. Idk is he dirty does he need a shower?? Kui doesn’t draw Senshi with much body hair in the manga for practicality reasons but she did draw in a Daydream Hour once how much she actually thinks he has, so it wouldn’t be crazy if this was the case for Chil too, and then in a final chapter in a close shot panel where she even details the seams of the shirt she can go all out more. Kui talks about peach fuzz and whatnot for elves so maybe they’re just finer or paler in his case. Please please please— Sigh ok it’s a screentone mistake

Anyways while I’m here, low collar comp. Third one is that shirt he wears sometimes where you have to tie up the strings like in bottom row middle outfit of the first one…

[nendracula]

sam stardew valley they could never make me hate you

[liquidstar]

Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.

[pigdemonart]

Unexpected and unrequested Bowuigi be upon ye

They still tickle me from time to time. And I found these now years old sketches I never cleaned up, and decided to share cuz WHY NOT!

Its a good time thank everyone who supports my silly ideas LOL 🙇 ♥️ genuinely love you all sm

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[kenchann]

alexa play im not okay by my chemical romance

[incorrectinfinity]

What makes us human is the Nintendo 3DS

[tartppola]

last dance with skully

[danidoesathing]

J.K. Simmons playing J. Jonah Jameson in every timeline has to be one of the funniest running gags ive seen in a movie. anyone can be Spiderman but there can only be one J. Jonah Jameson

[egophiliac]

buckle up lads we're going BACK INTO THE BOOK

[allysketches]

this drawing started off as tv crowley and aziraphale dressed like their book cover counterparts, but then I got carried away and it turned out... not being exactly that anymore 🤷🏻‍♀️

so... late 80s/early 90s au? (aka. literally the book lol)

[lemongogo]

demon king laios silliness

[miniiinebulaee]

[Aziraphale voice] i'm soft!