#this was hard to pick selfies that i liked bc a lot of them i hated & didnt wanna post these at all 😳

[yuwuta]

Wait. what do u think about katsuki bc I’d love to hear it all

i think everything about him all the time for like the past two months it’s insane…. he occupied so much space in my mind so quickly…. i fear i love that little pomeranian…

mostly been thinking about a roommate au w him because he can simultaneously be the best and worst person to live with. a pro like him doesn’t need a roommate, but he doesn’t trust you living alone (translation: what kinda hero would he be if he can’t even take care of you?). he’s structured, and tidy, and cooks well, and has decent taste in decor and furniture so that would all be good and fine. he seems like he does most of the labor, and when there are tasks to split, he does them with you. he can be loud and annoying and bothersome, but it’s really just how he cares. when he really needs to be, he’s quite gentle so it all balances out

he gets up pretty early to go for a run or to the gym or to train. he’s always awake before you, so it’s probably not uncommon for you to wake up later in the morning and see a sweaty katsuki making breakfast or sipping on a smoothie and mocking you for finally joining the land of the living. when you don’t wake up by the time he’s done with breakfast, he’s not above doing it himself. and he is far from gentle, he will drag you by the ankles if he has to. like hell is he gonna make all that food and watch it go to waste, nor is he going to watch you waste your day away (see: more katsuki speak for he actually likes spending time with you, and it’s hard to do that when you’re dead to the world). he’s scared the shit of you knocking outside your bedroom window at 11am while he’s supposed to be patrolling, but you weren’t answering your phone and you’re not getting away with sleeping until noon if he can help it. 

he does a lot of dragging you around with him. he claims it’s because he doesn’t wanna be held responsible if you shrivel up in your room alone—his friends tell you that’s how he cares; by taking care of you. he brings you with him to the grocery store, to the dry cleaners; makes his way into your car when you say you have your own errands to run. complains about your shit parallel parking but offers to wait in the car for you so you don’t get a ticket. he makes you lunch to bring to work, and scolds you when you come home and the vegetables are still in there, then makes you sit at the counter like a child while he watches with crossed arms as you’re forced to eat them 🙄 scoffing, “‘m not gonna blend up your cauliflower like some kinda baby. wasn’t so hard was it?” 

he’s a hypocrite, too 🙄 he misses a lot of your phone calls when he’s actively working—to his credit, he does reply, just usually a little after the fact—but he loses his shit when he calls you and you don’t pick up. it makes him pack up whatever he was doing and go over to your job and ask for you. imagine the surprise of the receptionist in your office when katsuki arrives as dynamight for the first time, hero gear on and all, grumbling about how he’s looking for you and he’ll blow this place up if he doesn’t get some answers soon. you have to calm him down and reassure your co-workers that he means well, dragging him by the ear into your office and asking him what the hell his problem is. he’s a lost cause by then, wandering around your office with confidence like it’s his, critiquing your decor and scolding you for not picking up the phone—and pausing when his eyes drift over to a wall collage of pictures of you and your friends and your family and some schmuck he doesn’t recognize with his arm around you in what is clearly a very grainy selfie. when he asks who it is and you jokingly respond that he’s your work husband, something shifts inside of katsuki… and now, suddenly, your lunches are hand-delivered at noon on the dot by dynamight himself, every day without fail… 

[hanlimz]

j saw this tiktok and i am so pathetic bc it almost made me cry. after everything, after all the hate people spew about him and at him—riki is still so warm, still so kind. he loves pokémon and animals and mirror selfies and dancing; he adores kids and wants to make sure they know they are loved because he knows all too well what that coldness feels like. he loves to play pranks and mess around because truly, he is still a child. he is not mean or rude or selfish; in fact, this beautiful soul that so many people seem to impose these beliefs on, is the same person who said this about enhypen:

we take care of each other when we’re having a hard time or feeling sad … looking back now, i think it was fate for us to be together. i’m happy to have been able to debut with them.

and, the same person that said this about sunoo:

sunoo hyung is someone who is always bright and smiles a lot. like a member that lightens up the mood, and for that i’m very grateful … and, whenever i look at sunoo hyung, i feel really happy … sunoo hyung, thank you.

there are more examples, but from these two alone, you can feel his sensitivity and his love and his gratitude and his determination. riki is soft, and he takes great joy in complimenting his members. he loves to see himself improve. he cares deeply about the people he cherishes and holds them close to his heart. riki is sweet and thoughtful. to me, he is a blanket on a cool winter’s evening; tender and warm and something that picks you up after a long day of getting put down. riki is a kind soul with a gentle heart, and i wish more people would appreciate that.

anyways … riki <3

[jayflrt]

this is long sorry 😅

saw you guys talking about fanservice and i have some opinions about it. for starters i do think they were told to up it since members who didn’t really used to partake in it are doing so now. why i have no idea (i actually have a theory about it being because they’re all technically legal now, however that’s another convo) but it’s definitely more than it used to be. that being said i feel like it’s a thing with enha too. they have never been the type to tell us no, unfortunately, so if they think that the y/n type fanservice is what people want then they’re gonna continue doing it. and it is what people want sadly. since their debut they’re priority has been making fans happy even if it’s not what they themselves particularly want. it’s an issue i have with them actually because they need to start saying no and setting boundaries 😭 they are kind and people use that kindness to get whatever they want.

next is that their fanservice still isn’t that bad. it’s more than it used to be most definitely, but in comparison to some other bg’s? they are still relatively tame. it’s the fanbase that makes everything so extreme. like i have absolutely no issue with fanservice, but i cannot stand the reaction to it. not only does it generally make things seem more intense than they actually are, but sometimes it makes the guys look bad? like ik that people write him this way a lot on here (lowkey have a bone to pick with some authors and how they only portray him this way as if he has no actual personality traits), but the fact that people have genuinely called heeseung a fuckboy, cheater, playboy, and toxic as if they know anything about his personal relations? the way that’s he’s discussed you would never guess that off stage he a hopeless romantic loser (affectionate) 😭. and even outside the members that people have a tendency to say whatever they want about (heejake) it’s gotten bad. hoon for example has done a little more fanservice then he used to, but that doesn’t mean logical thinking should be going out the window. we all know that weverse translations are not accurate so why were there multiple hit tweets of him allegedly saying he wants to sleep with a fan, when in reality he was talking about a damn phone lockscreen? and nobody bothered to correct themselves? 😭

i partially blame how bad things have gotten on how young a lot of the fandom is and how they don’t know how to find a balance with things. because imagine my surprise seeing people call enha the most fanservicey group they’ve ever seen lol. y’all ever heard of vixx?

you guys also mentioned send off and dear lord. i think that was the true y/n takeover of the fandom. once people realized that enha genuinely like their fans and find interest in hearing about their lives ex. them asking us to post about our days on wv, watching engene vlogs, etc. they absolutely ran with it. i have been on entwt since enha debuted and never in my years have i seen so many people obsessed with the prospect of enha perceiving them? my entire tl got taken over by people making the same repetitive jokes about the boys being cheaters and selfies. like what do you mean we have celebrated 4 birthdays with jungwon and have never had an issue with canceling the selca day until this year and it was “oh but it’d be a cute surprise!” like you know what would be even cuter? him seeing cute sweet birthday messages under his tags and not your faces 🤗

anyways my main point is that while fanservice has increased it’s not the boys’ fault that things have gone to shit lol

i have noticed that sunghoon's been doing a lot more fanservice than before !! i remember i'd always say it's such a good day to be a jayhoon stan bc they never do fanservice 😭😭 but now hoon's playing up the parasocial relationship hard 😡 i do think it's honestly just belift seeing how their fanbase is like and trying to cater towards them more. since fanservice and the y/n treatment works then that's what they're gonna keep doing to retain their growth. but yeah i totally agree that i hope they can set more boundaries :// some of the fancalls feel so uncomfortable to watch because i feel like they're being held against their will 😭

that's also true!! i think engenes have a history for exaggerating things and making things more extreme than they need to be 🤧 like that fansign where people asked them if they're okay with their gf going to the movies with other guys or texting other guys LOL they definitely knew what was up and knew we'd like to hear some jealousy so they catered to that !! omg yeah i've heard some atrocious things they've been called and it makes me feel a little uncomfortable bc if that was being said about a random stranger,, i wouldn't like that person at all!! or i'd think they had incel mentality 😭 the fact that those get pushed on enha def feels weird but in terms of fanfiction i do think people are just writing them based on a trope, so i give authors the benefit of the doubt that they don't actually think that way !! but yeah the tweets that make them out to be sleazy....... like we don't know these men at all so these are very weird assumptions to make about people

the fate tour was definitely the rise of the y/n stans 😭😭 like EVERYTHING became about interactions and everything became a selfie trend (which i don't mind as long as it's harmless but having ensd on jungwon day???) but yeah idk if people realize it but the focus is slowly shifting from stanning enha as a group for their music and artistry to stanning them because they're boyfriend material and give their fans the y/n treatment 😔

[cheolhub]

Talk about your moots; what do you like most about them (could be a paragraph or a single sentence, spread the love!!)

p sure i did this just a few days ago but everyone knows i adore my moots so i dont mind doing it again :)

it’s kinda long! (took me a literal hour and a half to write) and i tried to get everyone i talk to on a tri-weekly basis at least 😅

@ncteez i know you said to pick what i like most abt my moots, but i love everything about hon from the way she looks (she’s literally the most gorgeous person ever— she still owes me a selfie now that im thinking abt it) right down to her core. 🥹 the only mark stan who has ever walked the planet actually,,, i love hearing about her sex dreams and i love the way that she gives the best advice bc she only wants the best for me and how genuine she is. I LOVE HER & she makes me a better person every day, seriously ⭐️ i <3 my wife

@jeonghantis 🩵 there are about a million and three things that i can write for keir but i think the thing i love most about them is that… i can just be sar with them, i never have to worry about being judged for the things i like bc 9 times out of 10, keir feels the same way. like who else am i gonna talk about [redacted] with chan with ??? or [ censored beeping for 10 minutes straight ] with sangyeon ?? my jeonghannie, my bff, my ride or die <3 (they also hate everyone that i hate and watch my instagram lives even tho im super annoying which means i am going to die for them)

@onlyseokmins literally just love elv’s personality. she has this infectious positivity and it makes me so happy to be alive like dhahdh,,, every time i see her on the dash reblogging the silliest things or cute pics or even talking to other people, it makes me smile so hard like idk she’s so bright PLUS she’s resident dk lover on tumblr like there is no one else. tumblr user onlyseokmins is quite literally the only dk stan alive

@lovelyhan ok two things i love the most — one: kai’s writing will always get me out of a reading slump. i re-read their fics an ungodly amount of times, like i actually need to be blocked by them ( i definitely didn’t re-read inflection point again TODAY on my lunch break, nope! i didn’t! 😂……) TWO: kai is literally so sweet and funny and we don’t really talk much, but from what i know, they’re a really great person and anyone would be lucky to have them as a moot! ^^

@agustdiv1ne ash and i are actually moving to alaska and we’re gonna be neighbors /srs,,, srsly tho, i told her this already, but she’s an amazing listener and she puts up with my shitty texting and i seriously cant appreciate that more 😢 she’s so wonderful and lovely and my favorite yoongi stan to ever exist and i will shield her from the heat. don’t worry, ash, 𝖎 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚.

@soonigiri MELODY <333 the soonyoung to my cheol!! she’s also someone i enjoy seeing on my dash sm!! she’s literally an angel and it’s so endearing to see her in her engene era. like i look forward to seeing jungwon on my dash every day /srs — OKAY ACTUALLY, ik im an awkward freak but i would love to talk to you more bc i think we have a lot in common T-T

@etherealyoungk SKYE i know we interact like every 3 weeks but each of them do really mean a lot to me <33 i think she’s really kind-hearted and i get really happy when i see her jn my inbox from time to time!! it’s like a nice little surprise which i love 🥹💝 it’s like finding a rice krispie at the bottom of my lunch box (if you don’t know the feeling, think immense joy)

@rubyreduji JJ THE COOLEST GUY EVER. he’s such a joy to talk to and i love that he’s lowkey my hypeman. every time i run a concept or idea by him, he makes me feel really good about it and i adore that. he’s so supportive i love him and i need to hug him so bad actually 🥹 (i give good bear hugs jj, pls let me hug u) also jj doesnt care that im a weirdo awkward freak and i have to commend him for that too ☺️

@toruro mikalicious always know what to say which is what i love the absolute most abt them now. when im in a shit mood, she knows exactly how to make me feel better and always helps me take my mind off of it. she’s so cute and wonderful inside and out and i really am so eternally grateful to have her as a mutual and a friend <33 also, mika, this is my formal apology for being the world’s worst texter 😅

@gyuswhore EM THE COOLEST PERSON EVER. i love her so much actually. she and i just started talking and i have to say, she is just so,,,, amazing? idk, i dont have the words for it. she was so kind to me when reading my wonu fic and she just read over my new cheol wip and she has given me such great feedback and im so appreciative of her!! + sending pics is lowkey my love language and she lets me send her the most random shit (my pc collection, my room, etc.) i love her 💝

@hwanghyunjinenthusiast MY FAV JOKSTER dbehdh talking to rj is seriously a breath of fresh air lol I LOVE her humor and she understands my humor. ALSO….. something about rj’s writing also does something to me… like i remember i was super depressed while i had strep and on a brief tumblr hiatus and i came onto the app for just a second and saw that she’d posted … mean dom!chan… i remember reading it and crying bc she GETS IT. no one gets me like rj (i forgot to rb now that im thinking abt it but im gonna get on that) my fave dinonara <3

@heesbaby TUMBLR USER HEESBABY SINGLE HANDEDLY GOT ME BACK INTO ENHYPEN. i never thought id see the day, but bc of her smau’s and writing, i’m back in my engene era… i love how much of an angel cinna is like,,, we talk every once in awhile but she makes me the happiest girl ever when she replies to my asks or i find her in my inbox. i’ll actually fight jay for cinna

@hyuk4ngel RESIDENT MINGYU STAN,, fay has been here with me since what feels like the fucking beginning and i seriously can’t thank her enough. she’s really encouraging and amazing and she has the best ideas ever. i swear half of my writing discography is thanks to her (just my mingyu fics which is lowekey half my writing discography begsgs) she also is always checking in and i just love her for that and many other things 🥹

@baeksbyunny / @baekhyunnybyun (you’ll have to remind me which acct im supposed to tag) BEX MY BELOVED!!! THE LOVE I HAVE FOR HER IS SERIOUSLY INDESCRIBABLE!!! she’s the nicest person to me. like i’ll never forget when i was anxious before my txt concert and she was so reassuring like i felt a weight lift off my shoulders. INSTANT (sar)otonin boost every time we talk, idk what it is. probably the fact that she has the most comforting presence. i love her, you honor. i rest my case.

@majestyjun mills was like the first moot i’d ever talked to,,, but i remember i was so intimidated the first time we did bc millie is literally so fucking cool like,,, i have always thought this and when she said //I// was cool and i was genuinely so honored like…. idk >< ALSO HER WRITING IS SOHSHSBS OUT OF THIS WORLD … the concepts the description,,, she’s a genius!!!

@sunnylovespickles even tho we just became moots, i thought it was really sweet that she dropped off pics of pink!cheol for me 🥹 my day was really bad and that brightened it so much <33 i hope to have more interactions with her in the future bc she seems so nice!!

[ruvviks]

hi HELLO hi bestie, since it's vito & mikhail's birthday can you tell us how they would spend their day? do they celebrate together in one big party? what type of gifts they would get for each other/the rest of the crew would get them? maybe if there's something you want to share about their special day of when they were younger? just anything you want to share!! >:)

AAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH RENA ILY ;-; <333

so vitali is not a big fan of his birthday AT ALL which is mainly because of his past. his mother always managed to ruin it for him one way or another and the only reason he celebrated it was because it was also mikhail's birthday and they would always spend as much of the day together as possible since mikhail's parents were always working anyway </3

but then they lost contact with each other and spent like. 5-6ish birthdays apart from each other and they couldn't even text each other a "happy birthday" and that. caused vitali to just stop celebrating it altogether :(( mikhail also didn't celebrate it much, he would just. have two drinks by himself that night, one for himself and one for vitali, and then went straight to bed </3

nowadays both of them are a lot more normal about it and they DO in fact celebrate their birthday, but mostly because their friends refuse to let it pass by unnoticed LMFAO vincent Loves planning parties and he would 100% throw a surprise party for them >:^)

they would wake up in the morning to a big breakfast made by vincent and vitali is getting many many kisses (mikhail too actually just. not the romantic kind SHGFDGJ) and vincent has a present for both of them >:^) he would get a (drawing) tablet for mikhail (bc mikhail loves to draw and kept complaining about his other tablet being too slow) and a bunch of cool accessories for vitali (who is gonna have a very hard time deciding on which ones to pick for that day because he kinda wants to wear all of it at once SHGFJDHG)

then they would probably just go to work tbh but they won't get any work done the entire morning because vincent called everyone in and they're gonna force mikhail and vitali to just vibe with them WSJFDHGD they probably decorated the lounge in vitali's office and eddie and thibault made a birthday cake >:^) any gifts they got for them would be The most ridiculous shit. i know this. cato probably got the weirdest little statue she could find and gifts it to mikhail and tells him "that's you :)"

and at night after dinner (probably just shitty takeout food that's not all that shitty when eaten with the right people around you) they would chill on the balcony together. just the two of them. and they'd share a drink like they used to when they were younger and also give each other a little present which i'm very very normal about as always

mikhail would give vitali one of his scrapbooks ;-; <3 vitali's memories are still a bit jumbled nowadays because of the brainwashing arasaka did and he has trouble recalling stuff from his past, but mikhail has many scrapbooks from when he was younger in which he would just. write about his day (usually spent entirely with vitali). or make little doodles. stick in pictures of. well. Anything really. places they visited. stupid selfies they took. i'm fine

and vitali would give mikhail. two things actually because he likes to give gifts that also have a practical use, so he would give mikhail a custom made handgun to begin with because. well. it IS still night city after all SGHFJDGHJD but he would also give him a ring,, one that matches the necklace mikhail already got from him the day they last saw each other before their six years apart,,, they can't get those years back but they can spend many more together and this is vitali's way of showing that this time he is not going Anywhere. i'm normal about them i swear aha x

all in all it would be a very emotionally heavy day for both of them but it's a lot better now that they're no longer apart <3 they would both want to go to sleep early though to just. get to the next day SGHFJDHGD both are Not a fan of getting older and they don't like to be reminded of it <3

[vancilocs]

10-24 for wolfman and bubny aaand any other pairing you've been boiling in your head?

i havent done any dnd stuff recently and goose & elk have a longer and spicier relationship than pestle & hibiscus

What was their last big fight? What did they learn from it?

They barely have big fights mainly bc it's usually Lulanna fighting with someone else and Hakon having her back, so it's more like Hakon tracking snow into the house and it melting and Lulu's paws getting wet which she hates. He promised to brush the snow outside

Related to Goose's warlock antics no doubt, or how he's also been spending much more time outside where Elk doesn't know what he's up to. Goose on the defensive. If anything then Elk got even more concerned when learning how unhinged his husband is getting

What good do they bring out in each other?

Hakon calms Lulanna down and she makes him all mushy and loving not just towards her but their kids too

Elk has helped Goose build a lot of confidence and he doesn't feel embarrassed about his habits and emotions in front of him, Goose has likely brought out Elk's nurturing side more and helped him relax a bit, c'mon hun you don't have to get that nervous about me crawling into coast tunnels during low tide

What struggle have they seen each other through?

Lulanna's been at Hakon's side when he's been annoyed at his royal family, Hakon had Lulanna's back when she was on trial for manslaughter

Goose's been a support through Elk's issues with his faith, Elk's been trying to help with Goose's loneliness

How do they express love for each other? Do they have compatible love languages?

Both are kinda handsy, lots of kisses but also grabbing ears or tail or pats on butt through the day. Both also enjoy quiet quality time but Lulanna's more on the move. If she's real happy though she'll just flop down next to him

Touch, hugs, holding hands, kisses, playing with hair and brushing it, cuddling and asking how the other's day has been. Bringing souvenirs and other little gifts, cooking for each other or together, Goose values quality time the most

What little things remind them of each other?

Furs, antlers, smell of dog, the rings they wear for each other

Smell of ocean/salt, shiny rocks, leaves, little crabs

What habits or characteristics have they picked up from each other?

Hakon stomps his foot when annoyed bc Lula does it. She used to think he was trying to pick a fight with her but soon realized. He's started swearing more and she's started swearing less

Goose has become more organized and neater in general, has started to understand more what Elk sees in forests and appreciates them now a lot more too.

How do they react when the other is upset? How do they try to help?

Who do I need to kill/sic the dogs on. They do ask what they can do, usually the upset one just wants a cuddle and maybe a treat and they other will oblige. Bring a cracker or something. Tell a funny story

Elk has a very hard time seeing when Goose is upset and even if he notices and asks Goose will deny it. Hugs go a long way, usually it's just that he's lonely. Give him some attention. If Elk's upset about something Goose will at first believe he's at fault somehow, goes on the lookout for a shiny rock or a pretty flower or something and then asks about it

Do they believe in marriage?

They're married and happily so, but they would be fine if they weren't. They got married so Hakon would legally adopt Lula's kid and they would become nobles and enjoy the benefits

Yes, it's a nice reassurance for Goose also

Would they have kids together?

Ya, just gotta be mindful of the logistics when Hakon is like 8' tall and Lula's like 5'5''

Not really, no

What values do they not share? How do they reconcile those differences?

They have very similar values, but Hakon is obligated to follow some rules that Lulanna thinks are stupid. Land is land. It doesn't belong to anyone. But, to make sure her husband doesn't get in trouble, she follows the rules

Goose is more selfish than Elk and sometimes thinks he gives too much of himself away to others but he doesn't say it because Elk is doing a good thing and helping others.

If they disagree, who's usually the one to compromise?

Hakon

Goose gives up real fast

If they live together, how do they split household responsibilities?

Lula cleans underneath things, Hakon cleans up top. He also handles things that need heavy lifting, she's a pro at gardening.

Elk does the heavy lifting, Goose helps with cleaning and cooking and doing dishes etc., he also enjoys weeding the garden. Elk can shovel the snow while Goose handles sweeping the porch and stairs

What's different about their backgrounds? Do those differences affect the relationship?

Hakon's a noble (he's Fenrir's cousin) who however wasn't really welcomed into the court because his mom was an outsider and his wimp of a dad didn't defend her or their kids' honour, so he grew kinda bitter and when his mom left his dad she took the kids. So he's lived outside of court since his early teens. He did have good schooling, he's smart and educated, but kinda bitter towards nobility and nobles like his cousins. So he prefers to stay away. Lulanna's a country bumpkin from the forest, can read and write but doesn't really put them to use because she doesn't have to, rowdy little orchard thief, an anarchist, throws rocks at you. Surprisingly compatible, Hakon can use his nobility connections to keep her safe and both have a bitterness towards the castle.

Both are from loving families I think, but Goose kinda ended up growing up to an adult who didn't fit anywhere bc of his tendency to screw things up in stupid ways. He's got basic education but he's not big on reading either.

What was their first impression of each other?

Annoyed. Lula didn't like this dumb dogboy butting in on her fun and Hakon didn't like a silly rabbit out here bothering his dogs and trespassing.

Goose thought Elk was very polite and nice and he was nice back at him

How did they fall for eachother?

They had known each other for a bit, had calmed down from being annoyed, kinda crushing, Lula invited Hakon in and he met her baby. The baby didn't like anyone but then she liked him and Lula was like well goddamn I trust my baby's instinct

Running into each other in the forest by accident... going on a spontaneous walk... sitting down to watch the stars... talking and wondering... the stars sure are bright but not as bright as your eyes...

[nyopilled]

ENTRY #5&6: 07-08/07/2023

today's song: https://open.spotify.com/track/1LNGuCg01CHg9ErApmz92R?si=cnwQHC-YQwyfN-p2bheVTA&context=spotify%3Aartist%3A0PHf0oiic0xAnCrRuLTtHl

i didn't even feel like doing todays entry bc i feel like shit but rn im gna do it anyways to distract myself

yesterday, i did the same as the other days. i watched ice age 2 where they met ellie. watched more evolution videos. decided to try to get into paleoanthropology. decided to go to the museum and convinced my mom to buy tickets for me and my bro for the next day.

also researched abt university degrees w paleoanthropology majors... theres only two unis that offer that focus near me n both r kinda hard to get into... still... ill do my best to get into the harder one cuz i need the access to their library its not even funny . nonfiction books r so expensive . knowledge is expensive.

today, i went to the museum, walked around the bookstore, and ate hotdogs.

can i just say idek how manny managed to bag ellie. like this guy was always fumbling. what pisses me off is that this fictional woolly mammoth has enough charisma to manage to get two girlfriends in his lifetime while im still struggling.

anyways . i wanna type more but im too tired (my feet hurt!!!!!!!) so ur getting the short form of todays events.

went to see the t rex exhibit. if i was a tyrannosaurus i would be a guanlong me thinks... my brother wld be a xiongguanlong . looked at the other exhibits . had to leave the bird exhibit cuz it was making me hungry . looked at the dawn of life exhibit. left the dawn of life exhibit bc i was hungry. ate hot dog with fries. the fries has no salt . went back to previous exhibit. lamented the lack of hominid exhibits. went to see the colonizer exhibit. went to see inuit music/art exhibit. was very fascinated by it . went to ancient civilization exhibits . went to the ancient egypt exhibit. immediately left the ancient egypt exhibit after discovering that there were actual mummies n skeletal bodies on display . went to museum store . nearly bought book abt fossils and evolution before putting it down . nearly bought a toy penguin ring . went out of the museum . anti-covid protesters were outside n blocking the streets . my unserious brother took a selfie w them in the background holding up a peace sign w a straight face . walked to book store. bought book abt evolution history . walked to mall . waited for my mom n dad to pick us up. ate another hot dog . the fries had salt . mom n dad picked us up . home. Klee

also nui!diluc was w me today n he learned a lot me thinks :3 first time hes gone outside ! he nearly got eaten .

going to go eat snack now.

thats all.

additional notes: Kasuga "Osaka" Ayumu

[soulmatecashton]

i was tagged by: @classy5sos @saintcalum @ohhmuke @calumscereal & @lashtonchesthair to post my 9 fave selfies from this year !! thank you my loves ♥️

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[bussyslayer333]

Heart Out

summary: your boyfriend proves his love for you on the beach, so you prove yours in the hard deck bathroom.

pairing: jake seresin x penny’s niece!reader

word count: 2.8k

warnings: smut at the end once again,, but it’s jakes turn this time :0, some swearing, and mentions of dilfs/daddy issues LOL,, MDNI 18+

ps this is my lil continuation of jake x penny’s niece!reader bc i love them <3

((it can be read separately ofc !!))

requests are open as always !!!

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Today had been dreadfully boring. Your aunt Penny was out all day at the Hard Deck working on accounts and you couldn’t even pester your little cousin Amelia because she had also been out all day with friends. You’d thought about visiting Jake at work but you weren’t sure whether you were at that stage of your relationship yet. So instead, the best option seemed to be lounging around in your underwear watching Desperate Housewives reruns in the living room. As you flopped over onto your front trying to escape the San Diego heat that you still weren’t accustomed to, a notification popped up onto your phone.

cowboy ❤️

come join me at the beach?

photo

You opened the message to a selfie from Jake in what appeared to be the Hard Deck bathrooms. He was stood shirtless flexing his arms into the mirror doing a little pouty face staring down the camera. You giggled at his stupidly handsome face that somehow manages to look good no matter what he was doing.

You

are you not at work? ❤️

cowboy ❤️

annual dogfight football baby

With that message accompanied a picture Jake had taken over his shoulder of Rooster and Mav shirtless and covered in sand. Suddenly it clicked why your aunt had travelled to the bar to complete tasks which definitely could have been finished at home. Deciding to wind Jake up you replied to the second picture he sent, ignoring his first selfie

You

how does mav still look so good? talk about dilf 🤤

Giggling as you sent the message you put your phone down and decided to finally peel yourself away from the couch to start getting ready for the beach.

Flipping through the variety of swimsuits you had bought with you, you wondered which one Jake would like best. Although Jake would like to call himself a man of taste, when it came to his girl his taste in her clothing was sparse to say the least. Settling on a blue two piece with strings that tied it all together, you moved to pick up Jake’s button up that you had kept since one fateful night in his truck. It was light blue and quite fitted on him but it hung nicely on you and could work as a cover up if the sea breeze became too strong.

You span around to look at yourself in the floor length mirror in the corner of your room. Jake was going to love this. You plucked your sunglasses from the bedside table and placed them on your head so you could finally make your way back downstairs to your phone and tote bag.

Picking up you phone you smirked at Jake’s many replies.

cowboy ❤️

shut up

you’re not being serious right?

because i don’t know the ins and outs of your relationship with your father for that to be a funny text

that emoji makes it seem like a joke

i mean yeah ig he keeps it tight for a guy who gets senior discounts

You interrupted his next text by gracing him with a response.

you

shush jake obv im joking

….we will talk later tho

You then sent a photo of yourself in the mirror near the front door, chest pushed slightly out. You knew your audience.

cowboy ❤️

ur such a tease

you

see u soon flyboy <3

The drive down to the Hard Deck is brisk, not much traffic for a midweek afternoon in Miramar. As you pull into the Hard Deck’s parking lot you recognise a few of the pilots cars and you pull in next to Rooster’s bronco, scoffing at the fuzzy dice hanging from his rear view mirror. That boy was seriously stuck in the 70s.

Moving out of your car, you walk down to where you can see your aunt ‘working’ on one of the benches outside of the Hard Deck that faces the beach front. She slowly averts her gaze from Mav and smiles up at you,

“Hi darling, I wasn’t expecting to see you here?” You giggle as her attention slips from you again when Mav throws the ball particularly well over to Payback.

“Yeah, Jake text me asking if I wanted to join.” She giggles at your dreamy smile and pulls you down onto the bench next to her. Once you’re sat and your belongings have been placed down next to Penny’s you scour the group of pilots to find your boyfriend.

However, as you rake over the group you come to the realisation that he isn’t stood with them. That put an odd feeling in your stomach, Jake was never ever one to miss out on a competition. As you were about to question you aunt, you saw Bob approach with an uneasy look on his face.

“Hey, are you looking for Jake?”

You nod, spurring him on.

“He’s a little further down the beach, with um.. those two girls,”

Your gut twinges again as you look to where Bob is facing, lo and behold Jake is stood pointing something out to two tall slim girls. You weren’t jealous per se, you had no real reason to be. He wasn’t doing anything out of the ordinary, as annoying as it was, girls always seemed to flock to Jake. You weren’t jealous because Jake was the one to express his interest in you first, he knew what he wanted and it was you. Still your gut twinged. You looked to Bob, then stood up abruptly.

“Pen, do you mind looking after my stuff?” You turned to ask your aunt and she hummed absentmindedly, still entranced by her boyfriend. You took the hum as a yes and kicked your slides off ready to go find your boyfriend.

Bob took this as a sign to take off back to the group still playing football and watched your figure retreat to where Jake was standing with the two girls, smiling as they laughed at something he had said.

One of the girls smacked Jake’s chest lightly as she laughed far too hard for what Jake had said. This was when you began to feel slightly angry, you knew that type of laugh. You’d used it before. On Jake nonetheless. No man was ever that funny, especially Jake.

As you came into Jake’s view, his smile widened which made you falter slightly, in what was quite a stompy walk. Reminded of the fact that you were wearing his shirt and his favourite bikini you tried to style out your march into more of a cool girl saunter.

Jake lifted his sunglasses once you were stood in front of him and sucked in a breath as he took in your attire. He lifted his hand from his side and started to play with the hem of his shirt which hung from your frame.

“Wow..”

“Hey baby,” you smiled at him then turned to the two girls who appeared slightly confused by what was occurring in front of them.

“And you guys are…” okay maybe you were slightly snappy, but did these girls still have to hang around when they now clearly knew Jake was taken.

The brunette one of the two spoke up, “Jake, are you not gonna introduce us?”

Jake looked up and scoffed slightly at the girls audacity, he shared a look with you that had you holding in a giggle.

“…right, Brianna, Stace, this is my beautiful girlfriend.” At his statement you smiled up at him, bashful at his compliment and at the thought that you had previously had in which he completely ignored you in favour of his two new friends.

“Hi..” you smiled at the girls with more pep in your step.

The red head (Brianna?) then spoke up, “Oh.. this is your girlfriend?” With distaste on her tongue which made Jake seethe.

“What I just said.” He spoke shortly back to her.

Her friend clearly sensed the tension bubbling and tried to smoothen out the situation, “I think she just means we weren’t expecting to meet her,” she smiled apologetically at you.

You smiled back appreciatively and spoke up, “Well we should really be getting going, I have a game of football i need to see my boyfriend win, it was nice meeting you girls!”

Jake had already began to move away, dragging you along with him as you waved at the two girls when Brianna (?) spoke again,

“Wait Jake! Didn’t you want my number?”

You both turned back to see her friend look confusedly at her and Jake scoffed once again,

“Yeah, no thanks pal.”

You struggled to hold your giggle in again at Jake’s passive aggressive word choice and continued your walk back towards the rest of the pilots who were now taking a break from their game.

“God can you believe them?” Jake asked you exasperatedly, “you look so unbelievably hot right now by the way doll, is that my shirt?”

“They weren’t tooooo bad..” you giggled and nodded at Jake. He continued on,

“I mean they dragged me from the group asking where the closest place was to get food that wasn’t made behind a bar but then when I tried to point places out they just kept going on and on and on and on and-”

“Jake shut up would you?” You said as you finally reached the group sat outside the Hard Deck.

“Hey!” He said and smacked your ass lightly to emphasise his annoyance. You turned and stuck your tongue out at him as Rooster spoke up,

“Finally able to shake you two new best friends then ?”

Phoenix snorted and turned to you, “Babe you should have seen the way they were eyeing Jake up before they finally went in for the kill.” You giggled along next to her at her interesting choice of analysis for the two girls.

Jake had started his own conversation with Coyote and Bob when you finally turned back to look at him and finally realised you hadn’t got the chance to admire how handsome he looked right now. You suddenly couldn’t feel it in you to be angry at the girls and their failed attempts at flirting. The late afternoon sun was warm against your skin and made the remnants of sea water on Jake’s chest glimmer. His dark navy swim shorts hung dangerously low on his hips and his ray bans were sat just slightly too far down on his nose so he had to bring a hand up to push them back upwards, afterwards he raked said hand through his windswept hair and you embarrassingly felt you stomach flutter at the action.

You laced your fingers through his other hand which was still resting low on your hip and squeezed. He turned his head slightly indicating that you had his attention whilst he still managed to listen to Coyote’s ramblings. Standing on your tip toes you whispered into his ear,

“I’m going to go into the bathroom in the Hard Deck in a second and your going to follow in after me in about two minutes, okay?”

Jake looked down at you and smirked at your playful expression, he tipped his head up slightly in a showing of understanding and he dropped his hand from your hips to let you excuse yourself.

Jake watched your retreating form with his eyes trained on the sway of your hips and a smile plastered on his face. He pulled his phone from the pocked of his shorts and checked the time. 16:43. Two minutes and he could follow in after you.

Those last two minutes of Jake’s life seemed to be the longest he’d ever lived through.

He followed your previous path towards the bathroom at the back of the Hard Deck and knocked on the locked door. You open the door to a smiling Jake Seresin.

“Hi doll,” he smirks down at you. You pull him into the bathroom and lock the door behind him, wary of your surroundings.

He has one hand placed on the side of your face with the other groping your ass making you whine out at the contact. Jake leans down and kisses you slowly and sweetly, he goes to slip his tongue into your mouth but before he can you’re pulling away to shed yourself of his shirt and pull your hair up using the spare hair tie on your wrist.

Jake watches with his mouth hanging slightly open as you drop to your knees in front of him smiling sweetly.

“Not that I’m complaining sweetheart but what on earth did I do to deserve this ?”

Tugging at the drawstring holding his shorts up you stare up at him, “you defended my honour in front of those two wenches, oh valiant solider!”

Jake rolls his eyes at your dramatics, but he can see that you truly are grateful for his actions. The thing with you and Jake is that he always understands what you truly mean, even if you mask it behind layers of dry humour, built up for your protection.

You finally undo the knot holding Jake’s shorts so low on his waist (and make a mental note to tease him later on for his navy level drawstring knot) and look up to Jake for conformation.

“Please baby,” he almost whimpers down at you .

You smile at his whiny tone and pull his shorts down enough to release his cock and kitten lick against his leaking tip, making him shudder slightly in pleasure. You grasp him with you right hand and start slowly stroking, watching carefully at what movements make Jake react the most.

He begins to fiddle with the tie at the back of your neck which holds your bikini top together to try and distract him from letting out a groan too loud which could alert anyone outside of your whereabouts.

You lean down again and spit onto his tip, using you tongue to spread the wetness of your saliva and his precum along the length of his cock.

After spending your first night with Jake you realised he had enough of a reason to be so cocky. He was big. (not that you felt the need to tell him and boost his ego even further).

Sinking your mouth down onto him you breathed carefully through your nose and let him hit the back of your throat. Jake released a throaty groan in response to the action and moved his hand into your hair to pull at it lightly causing you to moan onto his shaft. The vibrations make Jake whine even louder into his fist. Spurred on by his noises you continue to move up and down on him sloppily, clenching your thighs at the sounds being pulled from his throat.

The final straw for Jake was when you looked up at him through you long wet lashes as you pulled off of him, with a long string of spit connecting your lips to the tip of his cock.

“Fuck baby, I’m so close.” Jake whimpered.

You take him back into you mouth and trace the vein on the underside of his cock with your tongue. You sloppily continue to suck as Jake’s whines reach a crescendo and he spills into your mouth with a deep grunt. His grip on your hair loosens and you pull your mouth away, careful to keep his cum inside of your mouth. Some slips out the sides of your lips as you swallow and you allow it to drip down in between the valley of your breasts for Jake to admire.

“You are too fucking good to me doll,” Jake speaks breathlessly, helping you up onto unsteady feet.

You giggle up at him, “You can repay the favour later cowboy don’t worry.”

He smirks down at you and rights his shorts swiftly. As he looks back up he uses his fingers to collect his seed that collected in between you breasts and pushes them into your mouth for you to suck clean. Once you finish he pulls you into a searing kiss and licks his tongue around your mouth, moaning at the taste of himself on your tongue.

You pull away, slightly light headed and turn to the mirror to right yourself. Jake stands behind you in the mirror and pulls his button down onto you, smiling at your reflection. You turn around and peck him quickly and reach for the door to let yourselves out.

Walking into the main area of the Hard Deck with Jake behind you, you notice your aunt looking at you with her signature smirk on her face and you blush under her gaze. She wonders when you and Jake will finally stop defiling her property.

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a/n: i love these two, jake is much less suckier than he is in my first fic bc i think he is actually so boyfriend !!!!

hopefully you all enjoy this!!! and thank you so much for all the notes on my other two pieces !! i promise i will get to any requests as soon as :)

pls reblog and comment and tell me what you think <333

- honey :0

[tiishearts]

when they like you

☆ fluff, i say damn once, drabbles/senarios

keeho

- is always trying to impress u

- veryyyy clingy

- texts u 24/7

- will tell u about everything hes done since u last spoke

- when he first realizes he likes u he becomes shy around u 😭

- never shuts up about u

- tons of cheesy pick up lines

- "are u a parking ticket? bcs u have fine written all over u"

theo

- always has to be touching u in some way

- rants to the members abt how amazing u are

- he smiles around you much more than anyone else

- teases you a lot

- tries to compliment u but can never seem to do it right (ex: you look- uhm- yeah)

- he doesnt rlly care what ppl think of him unless its you

- like the entire world can hate his hair but if u r even like "you would look so good in blue" his hair appt is literally being scedueled at that moment.

- is literally the last person to find out that he likes u

jiung

- smiles so damn much when around you

- quiet around u bcs he loves listening to u talk and never wants to interupt u

- will help you with everything and anything (ex: studying, cleaning, tying a shoe)

- will notice even the slightest change in your mood

- makes sure you take good care of yourself

- when hes teaching something he tends to get annoyed easily but never gets annoyed with you

- sweetest man ever 💔

intak

- tries so hard to seem cool in front of u

- BOLD ASF

- winking at u 24/7

- talks and talks and talks and talks

- constant selfies being sent to u

- but lets all be honest rn...boy has zero game

- he is so shameless and confident but sooo awkward

- IF HE FIRST MEETS U LIKE IN PUBLIC HE FS MAKES KEEHO ASK FOR UR NUMBER INSTEAD OF DOING IT HIMSELF

soul

- gifts you random things

- makes excuses to touch you in some way

- "omg ur hands are so cold! lemme warm them up"

- loves talking abt his hobbies w u

- has random moments where hes super bold

- hugs.

- will bring you up at any chance he gets

- "omg is that a cactus? y/n loves those!" "omg is that pink? y/n loves pink" "wait do you know what this reminds me of? that one time i was with y/n and they..."

- poor bby jongseob is typically the one that has to listen to him

- "omg i know that book! y/-" "y/n has it. i know. you tell me every time i read it."

jongseob

- if you even mention that you are interested in something this boy will reasarch all night about it

- super shy but is always around you

- always has his eye smile around u

-has an entire folder of picures hes taken of u (BUT NOT IN A CREEPY WAY LMAO HES JS A PHOTOGRAPHER)

- he asks the other members for advice

- "so my friend, jo? he likes this person but he doesnt know how to tell if they like him back." "who's jo?" "uhm..."

- he rants to you about the book hes reading

- rambles a lot

[yunhohours]

⠀ ⠀ ♡ A Relationship With: Junseo ♡

Request: I love when you take about Junseo from WEi 🥺🥺 what do you think a relationship with him would be like?

Your parents love him

He always brings your mom flowers and talks to your dad so respectfully that they would be upset if you ever broke up with him

But let’s be honest you would never bc he’s perfect

Physical touch is a Thing

He likes to have you sit in his lap and wrap his arms around your waist when you’re all hanging out with friends

Will give you the softest little kisses on your neck and shoulder while you sit there

He adores you, he can’t help himself

Though he tries to do it when no one’s looking because he can get a little shy

Facetimes you all the time

Like even if it’s just for two seconds from the parking lot to the building he’s going into, he wants to see you

100% the type to drive with one hand on the wheel, one hand on your thigh

Makes meaningful eye contact all the time

Stares at you lovingly and blushes shyly when you catch him

Likes to take mirror pics with you with one hand on your waist

You rarely fight because he's very patient and careful when communicating with you

Nothing hurts him more than fighting with you

So if you're fighting, you probably fucked up for real my dude

Kisses your temple all the time when you’re close to him

Like he just does it instinctively and probably doesn’t even realize how much he does it

Plans cute lil dates for you like picnics

Or a stroll somewhere beautiful

You’re each other’s photographers

Though he always tells you how the photos never quite capture your beauty

Sends you gym selfies with a lil 😜 emoji every time because he knows what he's doing

But if you react in any way he just changes the subject lIKE JUNSEO WHY

It's just fun for him to tease you tbh

But when you get back at him by sending him a photo of you wearing something that you look good in

He's facetiming you like "show me more babe, you look so pretty"

And he really doesn't mean it with anything but love and adoration

No intentions, just heart eyes

But if you give him a "special show," he'll probably die

Whether that's from blushing or being too in love with you?

Who's to say (both)

Tucks your hair behind your ear when he’s listening intently

Learns your favorite foods and watches youtube cooking videos so he can surprise you with them

Does your skin care for you when you’re too tired or lazy

And he doesn’t half ass it believe me

Likes to sleep on his back with you curled into his side, head on his chest

Makes you coffee every morning if you drink it

Or orders it in if you have a special place you like to get it from

Just generally wants to make your life as fulfilling and peaceful as you've made his :(

NSFW STARTS HERE

Loves getting you off but casually??

Like will just get you off on his thigh while you’re making out but acts like nothing is happening???

Or will rub your clit absentmindedly while you watch a movie on the couch

If you call him on it, he just smiles at you and keeps going because he wants to

And he knows you’d stop him if you didn’t want it too

Making you cum is like a self soothing behavior for him tbh it calms him

It's not a rare occurrence for him to suddenly pick you up and place you on the nearest surface

Just to bury his face between your legs

But he does it all so coolly and gently that's it's hard to comprehend that it's even happening until you're seeing stars

Even his mouth is gentle

But so skilled that you're clutching at his hair for grounding in seconds

Sex with Junseo is like a spiritual experience

It’s not intense in the way that it’s crazy or rough

It’s intense in the way you feel inside

It’s a soul-bonding experience that couldn’t be replicated with anyone else

Soft, heavy exhales when you go down on him

He completely lets go when you take care of him

Likes that he gets to use his strength when he’s on top of you

And the way that you drool over the veins in his arms

Makes him feel so fucking good about himself

He is also very aware of his impressive stamina and likes to show it off to you

When you’re on top of him, he holds your upper body close to him

Watches the pleasure on your face in awe as you get yourself off on him

Nothing is sexier to him

Will tighten his grip around you suddenly and start thrusting up into you, holding you still so he can take care of you

Wants you to be able to focus solely on how good you feel and nothing else

It helps that he gets to watch you fall apart because of him too

Basically your pleasure is HIS pleasure at all times

He’s not even worried about himself at all until you’ve orgasmed at least once already

Prefers to cum inside you (be smart!) or pull out

Lays flat on his back next to you afterwards just panting and grinning like it was the best thing to ever happen to him

Looks over at you and laughs when you make eye contact before enveloping you in his strong arms

Holds you there until you both drift off to sleep <3

[with-love-from-hell]

Photograph

Ft. Asmo, Belphie, Lucifer, & Mammon

Request by @theorriginalolivejar

“...A situation where Asmo and the reader took a picture together but there are hate comments about the reader (body shaming, general hate comments on their appearance, both idk you decide get creative).” 

Thank you for another great request! I am going to do this one in the form of headcannons for how each of the above mentioned brothers would react to that situation! (Read under the cut). 

Genre:  hurt/comfort, fluff

Written for a  GN!MC

WC: ~2.1 k

Cw: Poor body image/self esteem, hate speech, bullying, threats, nudity/shower scene, suggestive language, some swearing.

Scenario synopsis: you and one of the brothers upload a picture together their Devilgram. Unfortunately, a few lower demons have decided to flood the comments with hateful messages. Most of the comments were general suggestions that the brother could do much better than the lousey human, but some of them got nasty- calling Mc a harlot, bodyshaming them and sending them threats of harm.

Asmo

Picture uploaded: a full body photo of Asmo hugging Mc from the side and kissing them on the cheek. Both of you are at the beach in swimsuits. Uploaded to your devilgram with the caption "I just can't believe how lucky I am 🥰"

Asmo had gone to the beach with Mc and the brothers and had Satan take the photo with you on your D.D.D, much to your protests.

He thought the picture was cute as fuck and convinced you to upload it to devilgram

He liked it immediately and commented "luv u so much bb 😍" underneath it.

You were happy with the picture until later that night.

You decided to scroll through your feed mindlessly while cuddling with Asmo. He was scrolling mindlessly through his own feed next to you.

Then, the notifications came in

It started with nice comments on how cute you both were together, how lucky you were to have Asmo, and how pretty Asmo looked.

Then...they turned nasty.

"Ew look at them. Who allowed you to wear that?"

"Asmodeus can do much better than that stupid human. He's probably just with them for the sex."

"Well obviously he's not with them for their looks so it must be pretty good sex for him to tolerate that face."

Tears began streaming down your cheeks as the messages and comments just kept coming.

Asmo noticed your soft cries and turned at you, shocked.

"Babe, what's wrong?!"

You deleted the picture from Devilgram and turned away from him, sobbing into his pillow.

He was shocked at what you had done, but when he picked up your phone and looked at the hateful messages that flooded your inbox, he saw red.

Before he could deal with that though, he needed to comfort you.

Expect lots of validation and comfort. He will grip you so hard while snuggling that you might just burst.

He will completely discount all the hateful messages and write them off as being petty and jealous. He will not take you talking bad about yourself for one second.

He will try to distract you by doing your hair, giving you a massage, or taking a bath with you.

After you finally fall asleep from the emotional exhaustion, he will take to Devilgram to finish this shit.

He re-upload the picture on his profile, and captioned it "if ur talking bad abt my partner, ur talking bad abt me. Fuck u jealous hoes bc this one is ALL MINE."

Because he has a moderators on his social media accounts, he asks them to remove all comments with anything hateful directed at you, and to keep tabs of who was saying them...just for reference.

He will then delete all the messages from your phone and change your profile settings for you so you can only get comments and messages from people who you are mutuals with.

He will set your phone next to you as you sleep and return to cuddling you.

No one talks bad about the love of his life. Ever.

Belphie

Picture uploaded: a selfie of you sleeping on his chest with messy hair and drool hanging out our mouth. Uploaded to his Devilgram with the caption "the real Sleeping Beauty 😴"

You are PISSED that Belphie uploaded that photo

You hated it so much and you thought you looked terrible- especially after reading the comments on devilgram.

You BEG him to take it down but he just thinks it's so damn cute. He loves it when you sleep on him and he took this picture as a momento.

Plus, teasing you in his top 5 favorite things to do aside from sleeping, pranking Lucifer, spending time with beel, and cuddling with you.

Belphie wants to share the fact that this adorable human is allllll his and no one else gets to experience your beauty and softness.

Well, he realized why you wanted it taken down so bad when he looked at the comments.

They were filled with mostly positive "awws' but as he scrolled further, he saw a slew of spam messages from the same 3 accounts insulting your appearance and threatening to hurt you.

BELPHIE. IS. PISSED.

He takes down their names and plans on finding them but ensures their accounts are blocked and reported, and the comments are deleted.

He will then go out and hunt these fuckers down.

Once he finds them he will give them each some really nasty scars.

He will then tell them if they ever try to talk bad about you again or even come near you, he will actually kill them.

They believe him and will now avoid you like the plague.

When he returns to you, he will read every single positive comments out loud to you on this and many other posts, and will also list every single thing he likes about you until he passes out from exhaustion.

Lucifer

Picture uploaded: a full-body photo of Lucifer dipping you and staring intently into your eyes while you were dancing at Diavolo's last party. Uploaded to your devilgram with the caption "Mesmerized by my Morningstar 💫"

You were SOOOO pleased with the photo Barbatos had take of the two of you.

It was so breathtaking and you spent so much time gawking over how love-struck Lucifer's face looked in it.

You couldn't believe that he reciprocated your feelings and often felt insecure when you were at parties due to the other beautiful demons around.

Well, your time admiring the photo came to a halt when someone began sending you private hateful messages in regards to it.

"Someone as elegant as him deserves better than some uncoordinated swine. I cant imagine he's with you for any reason other than the fact that you put out."

No one but the brothers usually interacted with your posts, so seeing this really ruined your mood...and then the messages kept coming...and coming...

You felt your own insecurities heighten upon reading the messages from this one person, and you set your phone to the side.

You knew Lucifer would be home from his meeting soon and you didn't want to see him after this, so you decided to go cry in the shower for awhile.

Lucifer came to your room immediately after getting back from the castle but found you gone. He heard your shower running and decided to wait for you.

Then he saw your phone lighting up with numerous notifications from devilgram.

Curiosity got the better of him and he supposed he could always ask for forgiveness later.

He opened the messages and saw the slew of hate and threats painting your inbox from one particular individual.

He immediately sees red and sends a message to Asmo to find out anything he can about the individual who was sending such degrading messages to you.

He approaches your bathroom door and he now hears your crying blending with the patter of water on tile.

He does not knock. He enters the bathroom and calls out to you, removing his clothes in the process.

You jumped at his voice, but requested that he wait for you to be done as you sat with your back pressed against the wall of the shower.

Before you could protest, he joins you.

You try hiding your body from him, but he plops down on the floor right next to you and wraps you in his arms.

He will then begin to recite every single thing he adores about you

Lol get ready because its a LONG list.

He will cradle you softly and remind you how deserving you are of his love and affection.

He will help you bathe and then snuggle with you all night.

Once Asmo gets the details on this demon though, he will leave momentarily to take care of them.

When you wake up the next day, the hateful messages are gone and you have an apology in your inbox. Though the way its written does seem weirdly formal....

Mammon

Picture uploaded: A selfie of the two of you in the VIP lounge at the fall. You're sitting on his lap in a revealing outfit and giving a very sultry expression. Uploaded to his devilgram with the caption "Partners in Crime ✌"

Mammon was so excited to go out with you on a date after he won't a bet against some demons.

Was there a better way to celebrate than to treating his favorite human out to a night of loud music, booze, and close sensual dancing?

Not like he wanted to be all that close to you though....feeling your body against his...Really...he didn't want your...intoxicatingly lovely...human stink all over him...no way, no how.

But ya know...clearly he would have to oblige if you wanted all that stuff...

And he definitely wouldn't blame you. I mean, who wouldn't want to be all sexy with The Great Mammon

And after all that dancing, and fun,, and you just looking so gorgeous sitting on his lap like this...he just had to take a picture to savor the moment.

It wasn't 5 minutes after uploading it and admiring how good he looked in the picture (and him responding by telling you to shut up while blushing furiously) that a slew of hateful comments from the witches he has pacts with came in

"Ugh! I Can't believe Mammon would waste his time with such a hideous individual."

"And look at that outfit. Yikes lmao."

"Yeah they really look like a tramp dont they?"

"They must be paying him, right? Why else would he choose to take them out?"

You felt your cheeks grow hot and you looked down at your outfit. You started to feel really embarrassed of how you looked and felt shameful at how much skin you were showing off.

You got off of Mammons lap and bolted to the bathroom, tears streaming down your face.

Mammon was confused. What the hell had gotten into you? Did he do something?

You had left your phone behind, so he figured he'd go give it to you. But then he saw the comments.

The color drained from his face. Of course it was those jealous harlots who were making you feel terrible about yourself and ruining his fun night out.

He found you in the bathroom, approaching the stall you had barricaded yourself in.

He called out to you, telling you to ignore the comments and that they were just jealous.

You didn't respond, so he knocked on the stall. When you still didn't respond, he decided to worm his way underneath it to sit with you.

You couldn't help but laugh when he got stuck halfway through.

He was glad he could make you smile but please help him he can't get his ass under the door.

After he got himself unstuck, he wrapped you in his arms and told you that he cared about you a lot...almost squeaking out an "I love you" but his nerves got the best of him.

He took you back out after helping you fix your makeup

After a few drinks, he was able to make you feel like you were the only person in the room- holding you close, grinding against you, and nipping at your earlobes while he continued telling you that you were beautiful.

[miekasa]

more boyfriend headcanons: love languages

↯ pairing: eren jaeger x (fem) reader

↯ genres and warnings: modern au, college au to some extent, fluff

↯ notes: i cannot stop thinking about him, so have 50 more head canons about this absolute menace. despite the title, he can and will turn anything into a love language, so beware.

annoying the hell out of you (quality time)

You’ve heard of girls sitting on their boyfriend’s laps and hugging them/falling asleep while they play games, now get ready for: boyfriends hugging you from the back while you attempt to do any mundane activity bc they miss you.

Because that’s Eren. About almost anything, because his physical affection, when not in the presence of other people, is absolutely on ten thousand and one.

The only public place he doesn’t mind cuddling up to you is the library. He doesn’t mind putting his arm around you or leaning his head on your shoulder, or even doing the sitting hugging thing in the library. Mostly because few people are there anyway.

Mind you, you’re the one who even showed him where the library was, and now he doesn’t know how to act. “Eren it’s not a ‘cuddling spot.’ It’s the library where I—and lots of other people, including yourself—go to do homework.” “If not cuddling spot, then why library chairs and study rooms cuddly?”

Particularly when it’s getting late and you’ve been crammed in the library for hours, and Eren just wants you to pack it up so he can drive you home. He’ll squeeze himself between your body and the back of your chair, wrap his arms around your stomach, and lay his cheek on your back.

Most times he falls asleep waiting for you to be finished. Sometimes he gets impatient and tickles you until you agree to leave. Either works for him.

He doesn’t not like holding hands in public, but it’s not his go to either. If you’re walking together, sometimes he’ll wrap his arm around your shoulder—usually after some cocky comment—or even walk behind you with his hands on your shoulders like it’s a two person conga line.

He doesn’t kiss you in public a lot, and never around his friends. They can see the literal hearts in his eyes when he’s around you though, so it’s not like he has to. On occasion, he will kiss your cheek. It’s kind of random, but you don’t question it.

In all honestly, whenever he gets affectionate or cuddly in public is all pretty random, even to him. Sometimes he’ll just be standing around you and he’s hit with the urge to engulf you in a hug and kiss your cheeks and he has to stop himself like, “....Why did I just think about doing that?”

Partially because he wasn’t outwardly hugged or shown affection a lot as a child, so sometimes he gets to urges children do to just want a hug. But he’s also pretty bad and/or new at processing his emotions like that so he mostly stands there like 🧍 looking at you with lovey dovey eyes instead.

Touchy when he’s drunk. But that’s not exclusive to you; anyone in a five foot radius of him will be subject to his arm slung around their shoulders, or him being slumped over their back, or random head ruffles.

Most commonly Armin, but I think we all knew that. Sometimes it’s Jean, and Jean is an even messier drunk, which results in the both of them actually being overly affectionate with each other in a strange, but endearing way. They both deny it to their graves when they’re sober, though.

Hovers around you. Constantly. Like a shadow. 

Does not leave you the hell alone when you’re in the kitchen. Will make it 100x more difficult for you to cook or just maneuver, which is ironic seeing as the most gourmet thing he can cook up is bagel with cream cheese. 

Sometimes Eren seems unaware of his size in comparison to you and your friends. It’s very sweet that he laughs with his whole body, but he’s got to realize that if bumps into you because of his sporadic laughter, that he might accidentally knock you into next Tuesday.

Likes when you touch his hair, doesn’t matter where or when, or who’s around. He loves it, all of it.

Will press his face against yours if he has stubble, just to be annoying. Like always.

If you hadn’t gotten it from everything else, he just likes to annoy you in general. But, like, affectionately. I keep saying it’s his love language and I mean it. Really—what it is is that he likes spending time with you, but he also likes annoying the hell out of you, too.

Bites. Not in a sexy way—well, unless you want him too—but, just because. Bites your shoulder when you’re not expecting it, bites your cheek while you’re in the middle of watching a show. Sometimes he takes your hand in his and your think it’s going to be sweet and he’s going to kiss it, but really he just brings it to his mouth to bite it.

Bites your ass, too. Again, just for fun. Because he thinks he can get away with it. Biting is a love language I’m telling y’all.

Likes to give you piggy back rides, even if you don’t ask for them or need one. You could be going from your room to the living room and Eren insists on carrying you there. 

And for some reason, he thinks that because he likes to hold/lift you, that that should apply to you as well?? Like he’s not 6′1 and big bodied, hello?? Eren you cannot just jump on top of people, you’re grown. 

He lets you dress him a lot. His fashion sense isn’t bad, and to be honest with you, I think he’d be a little bit of a hypebeast LOL. I don’t mean decked out head to toe in Supreme (god forbid...) but definitely has a bit of a sneaker obsession.

Not that he keeps them clean or is obsessive about creasing them he couldn’t care less. He just thinks they’re cool. Maybe even some accessories too, like those KAWS toys. Not a lot because they’re hard to get, but is really proud of his little growing collection.

But if you want to dress him up, he’s down for it. Would even let you buy him a pea coat so he can pretend to be a scholar. (He’s not BYE). He’ll tell you if something really isn’t his style, but he’ll wear it if you tell him he looks hot 🙄

Kinda forces his way into your life in little ways. Like, he’ll start adding his favorite snacks to your grocery lists. Moves a pair of your shoes from the door to make room for his own when he’s over. Basically claims two drawers for himself in your dresser. Annoying. Endearing.

Lowkey has his own intricate skincare routine, but he likes doing it with you more. He’ll make it a whole thing, and buy wine, and stupid drinking card games, and sit with you on your bed for 2 hours playing while your face masks dry. 

Texts you if you’re in the same room as him, but not paying attention to him. Especially if you’re doing schoolwork.

Throws pillows at you while you’re sitting at your desk to get your attention. He could just say your name, but it’s so much more fun this way (according to him anyway). It’s all fun and games until you smother him with one. 

Thinks arguing with you is cute, and sometimes says or does—or doesn’t do, for that matter—things just to incite an argument. Not a big one, or something serious, just petty things to rile you up so he can kiss and make up for it. For example, he’ll purposely putting the dishes in the wrong place, or hiding the remote from you, or putting his clothes in the wrong hamper.

“Eren, I swear to god, if you don’t stop putting the water bottles on the top shelf—” “What are you gonna do it about, pretty girl? Hit me with it? You can’t even reach—ow!”

being your loudest hype man (words of affirmation) 

The amount of pictures he has of you... criminal. From off-guards, to posed photos, to selfies, to screenshots, he has them all tucked away in a little folder with your name and a string of very inappropriate emojis after it.

Screenshots 90% of your snaps to him, even if his just of your eyebrows up. Sometimes because he thinks it’s funny, sometimes to save the picture because he likes it, but mostly because he knows you don’t understand WHY and that’s gives him the most satisfaction 😌

Loud and annoying in your comments on social media too. Hype man almost to a cringe fail level. He doesn’t care though, he has to let it be known. 

You could post a simple picture of you and Mikasa at lunch and Eren is in the comments screaming as per usual. @jaegerbomb: do i see TWO pretty best friends??? fuck it up besties 😫🥵🥵😜

GOD. HE WOULD RESPOND WITH “SO TRUE, BESTIE” TO ANYTHING ONCE HE LEARNS WHAT IT MEANS.

Oh, but he doesn’t take to it lightly when you call him bestie, or refer to him as your friend in any capacity. He’s your boyfriend, and would like to be labeled as such.

If you did that prank where you pick up the phone while you’re around him and say “Oh, I’m not too busy, I’m hanging with a friend right now,” he would pout about it for days. Days. Doesn’t get over it, and reminds you of your transgressions every two to three business weeks.

Tells you you look hot all the time, regardless of what you’re doing or wearing. He means it, too, genuinely, he thinks you’re hot. But he does get a kick out of how potentially embarrassed it makes you.

Tells you you’re smart and beautiful and his favorite person on the planet. He means it, always, even if the delivery isn’t romantic. Although, he would argue that telling you he would “tap that” is very romantic. 

for him: receiving gifts & words of affirmation

Eren would be really humbled and honored to receive a gift from you. He needs to receive physical affection, too—but something about you thinking about him enough to buy or make him a gift that he’ll love and cherish really hits home for him. He doesn’t have many people who would do that for him.

If you buy him anything, he’s using it the second it’s out of the wrapping paper. You buy him shoes? He’s wearing them the next day. A new case for his phone? Rips the old one off in an instant. A little trinket for his keychain? He can barely remember to carry his keys in the first place, but suddenly he can’t ever forget them now.

He just can’t get over the fact that you think about him and know him well enough to tailor your purchases to his liking. It’s almost an impossible concept to him, and really reassuring that you love him as much as he loves you.

On a similar note, he actually doesn’t mind couple items, as long as they’re not obvious and/or corny. Down to have a pair of matching hats or phone cases or even sneakers. You don’t even have to always/only wear them at the same time, just knowing you have the same thing at home kinda makes him feel fuzzy inside.

He also thinks it’s hot. He can’t explain why knowing his girl has the same kicks at him is hot, he just knows it is.

As much as he likes telling you how hot you are, Eren also likes to hear that you find him attractive—and that you like him, in general. For the most part, he gets that from your physical reciprocity and quite literally letting him hover around you like a fly, but it’s nice to be told with words every once in a while.

For as much as he knows it, he gets a little caught of guard whenever you tell him you love him. He knows you love him, but hearing it sometimes is a little surreal to him. Very reassuring, too, and everyone needs a little reassurance from time to time.

[etherealtobio]

𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧’𝐭 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐩𝐭. 𝟏

part 2

— haikyuu characters and what they’d do to help you sleep ♡

— feat. akaashi, atsumu, bokuto, hinata, kageyama, kita, osamu, suna, and tsukishima

— contains: gn!reader, established relationships, food mentions, slight manga spoilers, & slight crack bc that's just how it is <3

— a/n: this is for my beloved insomniacs, and here's my first headcanon !! LETSGOOO <3 i hope u enjoy and pls reblog if u liked it !! part 2 is up now╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

⇨ 𝐀𝐊𝐀𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐈 reads you a book !! have you heard of his voice ?? SO soothing which will lull you to sleep <3 he asks you what book you want him to read but he sometimes insists on reading you stories you haven't heard before, just because he knows you'll love what he picks. sometimes would make fun of you and would search the web to read smut. he says it'll make you uncomfy and force you to sleep. you know the ones that are so explicit? yeah, we won't elaborate on that. don't ask me how he reads them with a straight face. "akaashi, please stop" "but this is really good" "yeah but i wouldn't be able to take you seriously" "then i'll read more passionately" "babe if you don't sTOP-"

⇨ 𝐀𝐓𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐔 is SO hyper. mans still has energy after volleyball practice and doesn't hesitate to ask you if you "wanna pillow fight?" ?? then proceeds to hit you before you even begin to talk. you gasp in shock as he hits your face so you try to hit him back, but the way he sways his pillow onto you is so strong which overpowers your will to do so. how strong is this man anyway ?? his last hit makes you fall back onto the bed, then he lays down beside you to trap you in his arms. "you tired?" "yes, 'tsumu, now let me go" "no" "you should've just asked if you wanted to cuddle so we can sleep" baby just wanted snuggies after all :')

⇨ 𝐁𝐎𝐊𝐔𝐓𝐎 asks "you can't sleep? mE TOO" then turns the TV on to watch a movie with you <3 he storms out the room before the movie starts and grabs a bowl of popcorn on the way back and you chose not to mind the ones that fell on the floor when he ran back to you. he likes cuddles and initiates to be the big spoon bc he wants you to be comfy. he'd pick a romcom so both of you would feel light-hearted before sleeping. but really, it's just an excuse for him to avoid watching horror movies with you, and you insist otherwise. "bo, why don't you want to watch a horror movie anyway?" "i'd be too scared to sleep" "but i'm here?" "i have you and me that i have to protect from ghosts ok" i can imagine him instantly standing up just when he hears a strange noise coming out of nowhere HFJSDGF A BIG BABY

⇨ 𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐀 is really excited to hear that you can't sleep because he was too hyper to do so. will ask you if you wanted to bike with him. bike ?? but he insists Miyagi's roads are safe to stroll around at night. he grabs the two bikes for you and both of you start to talk about life under the starry night <3 "what do you think of my spikes" "hinata, you ask me this literally everyday" "but you give me the best compliments!!" "fine, you're really good. but next time don't hit kageyama's head while serving" "you don't have to bring that up!!1!" all the cycling made you tired, so as you get back home, you feel drowsy and tired enough to fall asleep, and he is as well <3

⇨ 𝐊𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐘𝐀𝐌𝐀 tells you that it’s good to drink milk before sleeping. he actually does this and you notice that he’s fast asleep afterwards (when does he ever not drink milk anyways ??). whenever you tell him you can’t sleep, he makes sure that there’s a stock of milk cartons in the fridge just to make sure to never run out <3 “i can’t sleep” “how about you drink your milk” “but i'm gonna feel full” “well i’m not one who has a messed up sleep schedule, boke” he didn’t have to call you out like that 😔 but he got out of bed to pour you a glass of milk regardless <3

⇨ 𝐊𝐈𝐓𝐀 is really strict with you since he knows how sleep is important to you. he will NOT hesitate to wait for you to say that you can’t sleep. instead, he would give you lavender-scented candles and an eye mask before bedtime. he also cooks you boiled eggs since he says it helps with the melatonin, but will give you a tart cherry juice instead if you preferred not to eat <3 vERY responsible boyfriend, don't argue with me on this !! he'd also tell you to do the 4-7-8 breathing technique if you still can't sleep. "are you sure this will help?" "Obachan told me about this technique and it makes me fall asleep faster, try it" then proceeds to cuddle you whilst you do it. before you know it, you're already fast asleep !! although you'd have to ask him the next day about which helped you sleep faster <3

⇨ 𝐎𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐔 insists to cook you something. you told him you were too hungry to sleep, so he brings you to the kitchen so you can watch him cook :') he says ramen is too heavy to digest at night so he cooks you miso soup instead !! this soup contains a lot of benefits so he's more than glad to offer you something that will be good for you <3 you watch him prepare all the ingredients before putting it altogether like magic. even if you don't like miso, the way he cooks it will be a life-changer for you because this man not only cooks, he cooks with passion !! you both devour the carefully-made soup then head back to your room to prepare to sleep <3 "did you like it?" "i did, 'samu, it tasted really good" "don't make yourself hungry before bedtime next time" but really, you just can't resist his perfect food recipes <3

⇨ 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐀 shows you his stolen pics of the team (especially atsumu LOL) which makes you both laugh so hard your cheeks and stomachs hurt !! he would also tell you the backstory of each picture so you would know the context. there are several questionable scenes, one of which is kita massaging his forehead in the background while atsumu flashes his butt to the team inside the locker room. another one is a blurred selfie with the team in the background dancing to tiktok songs. "and if you look closely, you'll see a disappointed aran" "i bet this was atsumu's idea" "yeah, especially this one song where you throw it back." both of you get exhausted with the laughing and cackling so you finally fall asleep afterwards, with his arm around your waist <3

⇨ 𝐓𝐒𝐔𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐌𝐀 gives you his giant dinosaur plushie. you’d be confused at first, because he doesn’t let anyone, not even yamaguchi, touch those plushies he cherishes very dearly. he actually has to choose since he has a ton of these in different dinosaur species. you know this, because he snuggles with different ones every night. you know that meme with the girlfriend sleeping with her 500 dollar four foot tall mareep? yep, that’s the sitch 😔 heart been broke so many times. BUT tsukishima is actually sweet enough to let you hold his plushies. “tsukki,, i can’t sleep” “here, have this T-rex” “but you don’t let anyone touch your plushies” “these help me sleep and it’s you anyways, take it” 🥺🥺🥺 then he insists to put the plushie between you both so he can cuddle it as well. tsukki said sharing is caring <3

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[a-little-lostmoon]

HEARTSABYUL PICKING POKEMON STARTERS (and why)

im bored and so i bring together two of my favorite things. I’ll do every dorm eventually and each person will get their own pokemon (probably.)

ACE ~ he’s an oldie pokemon fan, loves the classics isnt as much of a fan of the newer gens and will rant about it on twt. the first thing i thought of for him was fire type bc he’s rather headstrong and blunt and has that sorta firey energy about him. with all of this said, Ace picks charmander. Sue him for loving the classics. He also absolutely loves the fact that charizard is a fire flying type bc it means they have matching magic (kinda, he just thinks it’s cute) but still wishes that charizard was a dragon type bc he thinks dragon types are cool. He prefers charizard y over x and deuce calls him weird for that. believes in charizard supremacy.

DEUCE ~ like ace, deuce is also an oldie pokemon fan and is proud but hes less outspoken about it (keeps a gameboy and ds hidden in his closet). my bf argued that deuce would be good with a fire type starter and while i can agree to an extent i still went with a water type so i didnt have any repeats and bc i personally think he’d pick a water type and he enjoys pokemon meta, especially in the early games. he’s probably into speedrunning and mods too WHICH IS WHY deuce picks squirtle as his starter. he thinks turtles are cool—and you know whats even cooler? a giant turtle with guns on its back. he and ace get into arguments about whether blastiose or charizard is better constantly with no end to them in sight. I also enjoy that adeuce both get matching gen 1 starters

RIDDLE ~ now riddle, unlike the other two, hasn’t got much if any pokemon experience or knowledge save for… maybe a few pokemon cards that chenya gave him when they were kids and he hid away somewhere safe, but he doesnt know much about pokemon at all. so what does this mean when he’s picking out his pokemon? well, he doesnt lol. he gets someone else to choose for him based on what’s “optimal” bc he doesnt want a bad pokemon and trey ends up picking cyndaquil for him cus he thinks that cyndaquil/typhlosion and riddle are similar (also he doesn’t know pokemon meta) and riddle grows very attached to his cyndaquil, probably ends up giving it a nickname too. no one tell him about nuzlockes, he will cry at the thought of loosing his cyndaquil (and hes died a lot in games, hes learning tho)

CATER ~ im ngl cater is one of the last people i assigned a pokemon to so if it seems slapped on then thats why but also i still think the vibes work so well with him. if this was like an actual twst characters in a pokemon world au cater would absolutely be a pokemon coordinator or some sorta thing like that. definitely take a lottaaa photos with cute pokemon too, he’d be rly drawn to any cute pokemon HOWEVER (bc there’s always a however) the pokemon he picks isnt one of the main pokemon that most people would consider the cutest out of the starters, its one he’s very drawn to and finds super cute regardless of what others think. this pokemon is… CHIMCHAR! idk if others will agree with me on this but i personally think cater and chimchar would make such a cute combo and his chimchar would be super camera ready at all times, they’d have so many selfies together. i didnt mean for caters thing to be so long but to wrap things up fast he plays the games bc theyre recommended and popular, and has watched some shows for the same reason however he’s not a die hard fan of pokemon.

TREY ~ and finally the dorm mother! as mentioned in riddle’s thing, chenya was very into pokemon as a child (still is for nostalgia probably) and thus he tried his hardest to also get trey into pokemon though trey only ever rly got as far as watching some of the shows and collecting some of the cards. he actually knows how to play the pokemon card game the official way though! which is certainly a surprise considering the fact he forgot the basic type matchups. when the others get trey back into pokemon he ends up growing attached to chespin very quickly. Just a little cute quirky grass guy, he grows attached instantly. he likes all the grass type starters a lot but chespin stands out to him most, probably because he has an attachment to the kalos region too. he finds chespin in the show to be a very charming lad and now he wants a chespin/chesnaught pokemon card.

I’ll do the others when i feel like it i just didnt wanna cram all 22 students on one post thats a lotta effort. maybe ill do an actual twst characters in a pokemon universe someday tho who knows

[batfamtv]

me after writing smut: is this who i am? is this who i represent? lmao i've never written smut until trese, i guess the thirst was too much, let me know how y'all like it! thank you so much for all your support, ily <3

(ﾉ´ з `)ノ

kambal x reader; established relationship

gif by @rasputinaillyanna (see their original gifsets here!)

sfw

the three idiots

seriously, alexandra feels like she keeps aging 20+ years whenever you three are together and goofing around

this is one of the reasons why you’re not allowed on the field with them, they’d get absolutely nothing done

that, and the twins simply wont put you in danger under any circumstances

alexandra also treats you like a sister (in law) and wants you safe, but can only do so much to keep you out of their lives since you still find ways to help them out

absolutely rowdy when you’re with basilio, you and him practically have a lot of inside jokes and a secret language

people would give you both weird looks when you’re out in public, just because you’re both so damn loud

with crispin you’re more mature (but not a lot), he does these grand gestures like taking you out on expensive dates, takes instagram/pinterest style pics of you

basilio also takes pics of you, but those are some of the most unflattering ones that he sends to your groupchat as memes

the ppl who arent familiar with your relationship with the twins are almost often confused when they see you with just the one twin: they’d think “huh i saw this couple a week ago, but i could have sworn the boyfriend had much shorter hair, it couldn’t have grown that long in a week, right?”

when you do go out with the twins, they flank you and you almost get squished in between them, so sometimes you have to push them both to the sides so that you would have space to move around

the three of you like to just chill at the mall sometimes, go window shopping and then eat samgyup/mang inasal later on

other times when you manage to drag alexandra with you, people would assume that you guys are on a double date, and alexandra has the ugliest/most disgusted look on her face as she corrects them “these are my brothers” “im gay”

in your groupchat (just you and the twins) crispin is the sweet, doting one who would text you “have you eaten?” “want us to pick something up for you on the way home?” while basilio sends you memes and selfies of the twins

they send you videos and pics of pets they meet “today we met brownie and blackie”

with regards to living arrangements, the twins have separate rooms (basilio’s is the messy one, smells weird)

when you moved in, alexandra offered you your own room, and most of the time that’s where the boys stay anyway

the bed is much larger than theirs because it needs to accommodate all three of you

you three try to cook meals for ate alexandra, but it almost always turns out disastrous - mostly when basilio insists on helping

so you always make him run errands (“can you go pick up some more garlic and magic sarap”) while you and crispin man the stoves

you braid basilio’s hair while crispin tunes his guitar!!

and you spend a couple of hours listening to crispin play the guitar, basilio’s head now resting on your lap

crispin’s movie taste are like *film* and *poetic cinema* while basilio might enjoy movies that are so bad they’re good, but you three are all suckers for superhero ensemble movies and horror movies

the boys become really annoying when watching filipino horror movies because they like to point out mistakes in the film “aswangs dont do that” “why would you go there all alone are you stupid???”

“please boys i just wanna watch the movie”

a huge cuddle pile

both boys run hot, so during cold nights (that never happen, bc you live in the philippines) you’re all warm and toasty between them

both light sleepers! they were pretty heavy sleepers when they were kids/teenagers, but the occupational hazard of their jobs require them to be ready at a moment’s notice

they still, however, snore quite loudly

crispin doesn’t ever tend to move positions when sleeping, he wakes up in the same position he fell asleep in

basilio rotates around the bed like hands of a clock

most often falls off the bed, but clumsily climbs back up and cuddles you

really really simpy when it comes to you, though most of the time it’s just you three sharing one brain cell (it’s with you, mostly), they can be quite romantic and cheesy if they want to

crispin probably has his brother as just “Basilio” on his phone, and “Y/N ❤️" for you

basilio has “my love ❤️😍😘💘 ” for you and crispin’s number isn’t even registered lol

nsfw under the cut

nsfw

threesome? threesome

boys barely do anything separately and usually just have a Single Thought in both their heads, so if one is horny, the other one is 69% (lol) horny as well

you realize that crispin doesn’t like to be teased at work, but basilio enjoys it so much

you find this out when you’re alone and horny, so you send a pic of you touching yourself to the boys in your groupchat

crispin sees it first, but doesn’t say anything?? he honest to god just left you on read

meanwhile basilio also sees your pic not too long after and you quickly get a “what the fuck” as a reply from him

like 10 mins later he sends you a pic of him in what looks like a washroom and his cock is straining in his pants

he texts you “had to find a washroom so fucking fast so that ate alex and the police captain doesn’t see me so fucking hard in my pants” and “wanna eat you pussy babe”

crispin does text you when the three are on their way home, not mentioning the picture you sent “we’re on our way home”

and at first you thought he is mad at you bc he didn’t bring the nude up?? does he not want you anymore :(

but the moment they arrive crispin all but sprints to your shared bedroom and sees you there, in your underwear

holds your cheeks in one hand, “what the fuck was that baby, hmm? what did you send us?”

you try to ask if he’s mad bc you sent him a nude, ask him if there’s anything wrong, but he just lets your face go as he takes his suit off, basilio finds his way to your room, locks it, and gives you a kiss

basilio whispers “missed you baby” against your mouth before moving away to undress

crispin, now fully naked in front of you, makes you suck his cock, which is hard and twitching, its tip leaking with precum, he makes you place both his hands on your head, “do you know how surprised i was when i saw a text from you and it’s a picture of you touching your cunt? hmm?” he sighs as he sees you looking up at him, eyes watering as you struggle to take all of his cock down your throat “i had to stop myself from getting hard in front of everyone, baby, basilio couldn’t even do that”

basilio huffs but the boys reposition you so you’re in bed and on your back, crispin kneeling to your side, his cock still throbbing in your mouth, basilio positions himself between your thighs, moaning when he sees how wet you are

basilio removes your panties before rushing to sniff your cunt, groaning in delight--you’re sure his eyes roll to the back of his head before he dives into your cunt

you moan into crispin’s cock and he grunts, shoving more of his cock into your mouth, now moving faster, “i really wanna cum down your throat baby, would you let me?”

you nod and he pushes his cock all the way into your mouth, your nose practically touching his groin and pubes

you gag, for a moment panicked as you try to breathe in, while crispin just eyes you, his cock growing ever harder when he looks at your face wet with tears and drool, he grabs your hair, softly at first, to make sure you’re okay, and when you nod crispin groans as he sets up his pace, groaning as he feels his orgasm building

basilio, meanwhile, is licking and sucking your clit with three fingers knuckles deep in your cunt, and when he starts to feel you spasming, a telltale sign that your orgasm is approaching, he pulls his mouth and fingers out and quickly replacing them with his fat cock

immediately, you and basilio both groan, your eyes roll to the back of your head as you feel yourself so full of cock

basilio curses under his breath before taking your legs and resting them against his shoulders “fuck, y/n, im sorry i’m not gonna last long” “your pussy got me so fucking hard you tasted so good baby, you know how much i love your little pussy, right?”

crispin groans at this before he pulls his cock out of your mouth, leaning down to kiss you, he then moves down your neck and your tits, making sure he marks your chest

basilio whimpers and thrusts three more times before releasing a long groan, his cum exploding deep in your pussy “fuck baby you feel so good” he manages to pull out and you see his cock wet with his cum and your juices before settling beside you, panting harshly

you barely had the type to recuperate before crispin flips you on your stomach, making sure your face is resting on the pillows before he thrusts into you with a grunt

“fuck, still a tight little pussy after basilio rammed your cunt, huh?”

your eyes rolling, you couldnt do much other than hold onto the sheets and basilio’s hand, moaning loudly when you feel crispin’s fingers on your clit

“can you take one more, y/n? can your pussy take one more load?”

speechless, you nod, trying to grind your ass against crispin’s hips, but his hands on your hips hold you firm

he grunts approvingly, “good baby, take it deep in your pussy okay? and cum on my cock, baby, i wanna feel it”

you cum on his cock, almost violently, and twins groan at the sound of your moaning, and the sight of you spasming and shaking on crispin’s cock

a couple of deep thrusts later, crispin also cums deep into your pussy, his cum now mixed with basilio’s

crispin moves to get a washcloth to clean the three of you up, before all three of you collapse in bed, huddled together, basilio with his arms wrapped from behind--already falling asleep, you rest your head against crispin’s arm

“so, no more nudes when you’re at work?”

crispin laughs softly before pressing a kiss on your forehead, “unless your cunt is ready to take two cocks at once, no nudes when we’re at work”