#this was funny in my head okay

[etherealyoungk]

"we get it. you're in love. go make out over there or something..." this with mingyu.....or soonyoung!!!!!!

valentine's day event | thank you for the request. i did this with mingyu!

because mingyu had a schedule on valentines day, you really didn't get to spend time with him. you had made it to the award show venue late and even though you had backstage access, there was no point going now. all the boys would be leaving now. so you decide to surprise mingyu and wait in the car, the one that would take him and a few members home. seungkwan is the first to enter. he's surprised, followed by dino and vernon, dokyeom, and finally mingyu.

mingyu literally yells when he sees you, pulling you into a bone-crushing hug as he tells you how much he missed you and how much he wanted to spend the day with you. the other members talk and engage n conversation with you but mingyu's grip on your waist is tight and his free hand is intertwined with yours.

"babe", mingyu says, making you turn your head to look at him. "hm?" "my lips are getting lonely hm. you didn't even give me a valentines day kiss", he pouts, making you roll your eyes. "gyu...we can do that later", you say softly but he's not having it. "ok fine", you finally say. what harm was one small kiss going to do?

but as soon as you kissed mingyu, he took control, not letting you pull away. his hand comes up to cup your cheek and that's it. you melt in his embrace and give in, his kisses always made you dizzy. the car has gone completely silent.

"ya'll couldn't wait till we got home to make out?", you hear seungkwan's voice fill the silence. meanwhile, dokyeom covers dino's eyes and vernon just widens his eyes as he looks out the window. you pull away but mingyu kisses you again

"oh my god, i think i'm going to puke", you hear seungkwan say. "let y/n go oh my god, we get it you're in love", dokyeom adds.

mingyu finally pulls away, a stupid smile on his face and you feel your cheeks heat up. "don't worry baby we'll continue when we get home hm", he whispers as he pecks your cheek.

"someone would think you guys haven't seen each other in five years", seungkwan tells giving mingyu a look. "you're just jealous because you're single and alone on valentines day", mingyu says, earning a scoff from seungkwan. seungkwan would just give him the side eye the entire ride home.

[elzorton]

[sleepis4theweak]

Apparently when my younger brother was just born my mom found him napping with his blanket fully covering him, and she pulled back the sheet (worried he couldn't breathe or something) to find him fully awake staring at her. It scared the shit out of her and she still talks about it to this day lmao

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Non transmitigation au where Shen Yuan auditions for a part in PIDW on a lark when it gets a live action adaptation, not thinking he’ll actually get a part (he just wanted to be able to say he did it okay? He was dated okay??! He was not dared he just thought it’d be neat, but he’ll admit to nothing.) and, much to his horror, ends up cast as Shen Qingqiu.

He somehow accidentally makes Shen Qingqiu so likable that he’s the most popular character. The fandom goes feral over him. He becomes famous. New fans are joining the bandwagon in droves to watch him.

And all the while, Shen Yuan is frantically trying to pretend he isn’t the most notorious anti fan troll to clown on the internet. He has never heard of PIDW before what do you mean Peerless Cucumber whomst?

[babyslutbuck]

[benevolenterrancy]

honestly. if you decided to create giant fucking corpse-head-spiders to populate your world with then this is exactly what you deserve.

[tagerrkix]

WHERE IS HE D:

(sorry for deleting and posting this again 🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️ one tiny insignificant thing was bothering me and when I edited it it wouldn't show on reblogs and that kinda made me go 😠😠😠)

[egophiliac]

(breathing into a paper bag) FRALIO....

can't believe they gave us another guy. oh my god. so I guess Kelka is more, uhhh, more OOO then, and Fralio is Ankh? not that it matters too much, although they do seem to be doing something with the connected Riders so. who knows. anything goes! or if I may, anything gOOOes! god. of course they're the Ambition parallel. of course they are. oh my god.

fortunately there's nothing else they can throw at me right now that could possibly --

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[2myaku]

I require more tim

i HATE this guy! *loud buzzer sound

[obsessedwithstarwars]

Question for the DP fandom:

Do you think Danny’s hair turns white when it falls out? It’s technically dead cells anyway but when it naturally falls off his head, do you think it turns white? Because I think it would be hilarious if his hairbrush just has white hair, no black strands whatsoever, and his significant other thought the worst until they know his secret.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Never gonna live that down.

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[artofalassa]

We all have our preferences...

[staticymaticyyourlifeisatravesty]

I have the horrible mental image of the Emperor holding a sandal and chasing after one of his sons after finding out they had a kid yelling "Why aren't you sterile!?" and the poor primarch on the receiving end just sobbing and running away yelling "I don't know!" It's so fucking dumb but I just had to share it

[arrgh-whatever]

[emry-stars-art]

@vivireshar they kiss 🤲

[maybewerefireproof93]

you're allosexual ?? that's not a real thing, you just want to feel special. mitosis is what makes us human!! i'm sure you'll find the right garlic bread someday. it'll fix you.