#this was from my AO3 account

[anxiousaster]

My snack

A Rocket Raccoon x reader fanfic(gn pronouns)

You were one of those people around the middle. Sometime sharing a snack with someone you like was possible and other times you would cut someone’s hand if they got near your food.

Recently y’all just found something similar to your favorite sweet and it wasn’t exactly cheep. However despite the price you had grabbed a few and had been slowly rationing it until you had about one left. Tonight was the final episode of the season for your favorite show. You were so excited.....until when you opened the cabinet in the kitchen it was gone. You thought maybe you had misplaced it, so you ended up opening every cabinet looking for it.

“The hell you doing” a certain sarcastic raccoon said.

“Looking for my sna-“you paused looking at what Rocket had in his hand.

“Why the hell you are you looking at me like a damn demon possessed you”.

“Quick question, what’s in your hand”?

“Uhh, a wrapper”.

“Can I see it for a sec”!

“Why ya wanna see a damn wrapper you weirdo”.

You grab the wrapper and yep it’s the same one for your snack. You look at Rocket and he immediately runs out the room. You’re left frozen in kinda of a disappointed shock. Well there goes your snack. You later find out that the show you wanted to watch would be moved to next week. There goes your plans. Feeling defeated you decide to go to the front of the ship and just look at the stars while listening to music. You sit there for a minute or two before Quill takes notice of your mood.

“What’s going on”?

“Rocket ate the last of my snack and then ran away right before I could confront him, and my show got pushed to next week”.

“Dammmmn”

“Yep, so as you can tell I’m a little pissed”.

“Ya I would be to......so how you gonna get Rocket back”.

“What”?

“Get him back, ya know he did something to you, you do something back”.

“How did I not think to do that”.

“Well there has to be some smart people in the world”

“I know which is why I’m shocked you came up with and not me”.

“Ouch, this is what I get for helping you”.

“Ya kinda”you say as you walk off.

“Just don’t blow a hole in the ship or start a fire”.

“No promises”.

Now how to get him back. You could always eat his food, but it normally isn’t all that tasty. You could maybe take something of him. Actually no cause he’d blow your face off. Oh wait you could prank him, nothing to extreme of course, but a good prank should get him back. Now how to prank him? Drax walk in on you coming up with your evil plan.

“What are you doing”?

“Just trying to think of a way to prank Rocket”.

“Why”?

“Cause he ate my food and ran away before I could confront him”.

“Listen I didn’t know it was yours ok” a frustrated raccoon said.

“Ya you just see a pice of food that had a sticky note that said do not eat and you eat it”.

“There wasn’t no damn sticky note”!

Drax’s face shifted to a oh I fucked up look as Rocket spoke. You look down at his arm and notice a colorful sheet of paper on it.

“Hey Drax did you by chance grab the sticky note on my snack”?

“No I would never” he says as Rocket pulls off the note.

“Well if ya didn’t then how did this get on your arm”?

Drax then stood there frozen not saying anything. You both just stared at him until you noticed something.

“Also why do you have chili on your pants”?

“Wait your the one that are my damn chili”!?

Drax than ran off, booking it down the hall before y’all could say anything else.

“What the hell he just ran off before we could yell at him”.

“Doesn’t that seem familiar” you said with a hint of sarcasm in your voice.

“Hey like I said at the time it had no note on it”.

“Fair but you still made me mad sooooo I’m gonna get ya back for it”.

“How is that fair, there was no damn sticky note like you said”.

“I don’t know maybe the fact that I refused to let anyone else even try it may have been a hint”.

“You act like I pay attention to how you react on food”.

“Well you obviously did when you ran off before I could ask about the wrapper”.

“Get off my ass will ya, I didn’t know it was yours, you lost a sweet and I lost my chili, that’s about as fair as it gets”.

You just stared at him with a blank face.

“Listen I’ll get you so more when we go back ok”.

“Naw”.

“You mean to tell me you made that big of a fuss to just brush it off”.

“One isn’t that what you wanted and two I still want them but make Drax pay for them”.

“Alright that seems reasonable enough”.

[hazbinbabbling4ever]

Tumblr last 2 braincells right now

[baejax-the-great]

Fanfic isn't a possession.

When an author deletes a work on AO3, they haven't taken anything from the readers. It's not a physical object that can be snatched away, and if readers wanted a digital copy to keep, AO3 made that possible. It is the reader's choice whether or not to keep a copy. The author has absolutely no say over whether or not they do this.

If you have a favorite exhibit at the museum, and that exhibit closes for whatever reason, nobody "stole" art from you. Same thing with whatever play is currently at your local theater--it's temporary, and when it closes, the actors didn't take away your entertainment. Before streaming and box sets of tv shows being sold at Target, all of television was ephemeral, too. You caught it or you didn't.

I don't know why there is an expectation that fanfic should be permanently made available to readers. The archive certainly gives a place where that can happen, but there is no reason to assume that it always will happen, nor that readers are entitled to that.

There are many reasons to delete a fanfic--not orphan, not post anonymously, but delete. It's fine to be disappointed if that happens. It's not fine to harass authors or try to wrest control of the work from them or create archives full of stolen work.

[chiropteracupola]

an assortment of my temeraireverse fic-dragons!

[cygnet and honoré are from fifteenth-century britain and france, aquilillus, flavia magna, and bán are from second-century britain, and cipachcoatzin is from sixteenth-century mesoamerica]

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

thinking about when keating asks the purpose of language and neil says “to communicate” and keating goes “no! to woo women!” like?? did you expect neil perry of all people to guess/resonate with that?? you know just as well as i do that mf is a homosexual.

[voltstone]

Enid: Hey We— Enid: Wednesday, what are you doing? Wednesday: I’m critiquing your stories. Enid: My… Wednesday: Word of advice, you can use the character’s names more often. There’s no need to constantly replace them with ‘the singer’ or 'the idol’. Enid: Wednesday. Where did you find these…? Wednesday: … Wednesday: You are registered to an archive as…pasteldogenjoyer. I was intrigued to see you have been working on your writing. It has gotten better. Enid: Really?!

[bedlamsbard]

for love of god I wish I hadn't trained my brain into generating sequel ideas.

[cedar-is-a-nerd]

WHY IS MY FEED CONSUMED BY GAY HEDGEHOGS, EGGMAN AND HIS ASSISTANT LATTE MAKER, AND TRANSFORMERS-

[theweirdestroller]

Can I just ask you for some of your twin headcanons? I'm so intrigued by your versions of them, they make me so happy!!

-Fox anon

I'm glad you like them so much!!

I will gladly share my headcanons!! I'll split this into Sunny Side Up headcanons and general stuff.

This feels like a bullet points kind of post, so here it is! Starting with Sunny Side Up

Sunstreaker is aroace. He takes physical damage every time Sideswipe (or Strongarm) mentions Windblade

Much like Sides, Sunny has some level of abandonment issues

Despite only being affected from (very) long distance separation, neither twin is ever very far from each other ever

Sideswipe actually dislikes Steeljaw quite a bit more than in canon for... reasons (not that he knows why)

Sides enjoys music more than Sunny, though Sunstreaker's taste in music is similar to Sideswipe's

Sunstreaker isn't nearly as competitive as his brother. UNLESS! He is competing against or with him, then they're both competitive as hell

Despite being just as much as a menace as Sideswipe internally, outwardly, Sunstreaker doesn't act on it as often. He will help with pranks and such, as those are hilarious to him more often than not

Both twins are really good at keeping secrets and hiding stuff

Sideswipe can play several Cybertronian instruments, most at a beginner level, some more intermediate

Sunny Side Up has artist Sunstreaker because that's just one of my favorite overall headcanons for him, however! Sideswipe can't do any traditional art to save his life

Sideswipe likes hugging people to show affection! Sunstreaker doesn't like hugs as much, but he will listen/talk to you if he really likes you

I think that's gonna do it for Sunny Side Up specific headcanons. On to more generic stuff!

Both twins respect Prowl and Ratchet more than any other bot they know. They also have to get on their nerves more often too

Bluestreak is Sideswipe's best friend, and by extension, Sunny's friend too

Sideswipe is a lot smarter than he lets on but prefers fighting, so he doesn't bother telling anyone

Jazz is Sideswipe's favorite target for pranks, Smokescreen is Sunstreaker's

I adore the stronger/more overpowered versions of their twin bond, something about the idea of annoying each other when no one else can hear, or simply talking about someone else because nobody will ever find out

Neither twin likes the taste of high-grade, but Sides will have it when other Autobots do, he likes to feel included

Sunstreaker taught Bob to steal things from Wheeljack (why Wheeljack? Who knows. I just like the idea of Bob getting stuff for Sunny. Wheeljack's a prime candidate because he would never suspect thievery first)

The only people allowed to help Sunstreaker with any injuries that aren't immediately fatal are Ratchet and Sideswipe. Prowl and Optimus too, on a good day

Sideswipe hands random trinkets he likes to people he likes. Sunny has a small collection of rocks, chess pieces, bits of plants, plastic toy animals, an assortment of pony beads, and origami. He does not know where Sideswipe found any of it, especially considering most of it is human-sized (Ratchet has several colorful bits of cloth, tiny glass animals, and origami as well. Prowl has colored three ring binders and a stack of human and Cybertronian-sized stickers. Bluestreak has a human cassette, just one, Blaster played it and it had a bunch of random and varying songs. Optimus got a large plush lion once)

Sunstreaker likes throwing things at Red Alert. Most of the time it's not in a friendly capacity, but sometimes it is. Red Alert assumes the worst every time

Sunstreaker's favorite sparring partner, aside from Sideswipe, is Blades (Gen 1, not Rescue Bots. RB Blades would not enjoy that)

I think this is where I'm gonna end it! I know I have more, but this is already quite a bit. I would have shared more for Sunny Side Up, but those would get into spoiler territory very quickly

[kyonite]

enjoy almost 2k of jen being very down bad for a woman who doesn't like her very much (or so she thinks)

[bluemoonscape]

My experience with female characters in television is an interesting ride because I can start out being kinda indifferent about a female character but then I see how much hate she gets and suddenly I’m putting pictures of her face on my wall

[sansaorgana]

anyway watching Capone made me remember how much I love Jack Nelson from Peaky Blinders...

[bakedbakermom]

Sharing is Caring rated X // 33k // kinktober MFM threesome

Chapter 1: What Happens in Vegas... (ao3)

Scully meets Mulder and their “new friend.”

Her world shrinks to the size of her skin, to the grope and squeeze and pinch of their fingers slipping over—and sometimes beneath—her dress.

tagging @today-in-fic @ao3feed-msr @xffictober24

[wlw-webcomic-bracket]

I don't know, Sarah, that's real-world logic and you live in a webcomic. Sounds fake to me.

[shushmal]

I’m a deeply jealous person and when a bunch of steddie writers I adore moved over the emergency first responder show I SEETHED silently about it. Of course, now, I’ve been slapped in the face with a BEE-NADO—

[svartalfhild]

Anybody else get any formal requests for collaboration from a supposed concept artist on their old FF.net account recently?

I just got one from someone named Gloria Jenkins, and a quick google tells me that there is a Gloria Jenkins who's been a storyboard artist for many children's cartoons starting in the 90's, and there's a Gloria Jenkins with an Artstation account, who may or may not be the same person, but the art in that account is much more consistent with the "concept artist and fan of high fantasy literature" the person from this message claims to be. (I also can't imagine a veteran children's cartoon artist wanting to collab with me, considering the kinds of stuff I write, unless they have a more diverse portfolio that it would seem lol.)

Anyway, I've been on the internet far too long to not be suspicious of something like this. This Gloria person is messaging from an empty account made a couple of days ago, and there's a few possible innocent explanations for that, but the scam possibility is also high.