#this was a comedy

[riddikuluslypotter]

I just watched the Meg 2, and it's literally like - what if we redid the first movie, but instead of one giant shark there's three? And a kraken? And some dinosaurs that are never really explained? And let's throw in some Spanish supervillains too. And they still managed to make billionaires the main antagonist, which is perfection.

None of these creatures have any instincts, and will attack absolutely anything - a boat, person, helicopter, each other, a wooden deck...

And one of the main characters almost definitely has Stockholm syndrome because he's convinced he's in a Free Willy situation and one of the sharks actually loves him (it doesn't)?

Oh also, this entire situation started because one of the sharks really wanted to fuck.

By the end of the film they have a lot of dead characters, one hell of a PR crisis to deal with, and a pregnant Megalodon because she was horny and by god she didn't waste the opportunity.

And you know what - I loved it. 10/10, perfection.

[beauty-funny-trippy]

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[creelarke]

“How’s life?”

Me:

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[toothybj]

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