#this took me an hour and a half

[yourfavoritedistortion]

Too long have we gone without Clara content

Eat my children

[b17ch-b01]

SPOILER FOR SOME OF THE STUFF AT thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com!!!!!!!

THIS IS MY TRANSLATION OF ALL THE CODE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SOUL CONTRACT!!!!

"this contract is legal and binding we reserve the right to use your likeness, face, voice and small town pluck in whatever nefarious manner is deemed necessary, sans soul, your soulmate will not recognize you and will walk right past you on a cold autumn day, never making eye contact, not even processing that you have eyes at all, no amount of interaction will move them to a place where they can remember, in feeling, the thousands form would keep you closest like otters holding hands in a tumultuous river, you were birds, you were trees with roots entangled, drinking in the sunlight together. wherever we go next, whatever you choose, i will always be right there with you. thats done, buddy, congratulations, you have chosen bill instead, mcdonalds reserves the right to put a giant yellow m on your torso and forehead and send you walking through a crowded times square while you scream "the fries! the fries! they don't degrade in nature!!! it's an immortal food!!! they will be in the landfills long past our deaths!! good god! the things s i've seen, me, who am i? oh i'm bill's previous lawyer! he put soul into a quill pen so i can write his legal documents until the sun snuffs out like a candle in this sick universe. i used to be so hot. i was so fine, now i'm fine print" speaking of which, bill reserves the right to put your soul into an inanimate object, a strange creature, a concept, a sentence, a tasteful but rustic mason jar with wildflowers in it. if at any point you wish to have visitation rights with your soul, you will be swiftly denied, unless you had a cool day planned for the both of you, Then bill might want to come along. by signing this document you forfeit any rights to eating soul food. it will turn to ash in your mouth. a fitting punishment for a fool who squandered the only true gift life owes you. bill reserves the right to dress your soul however he deems necessary, especially if your soul was a nerd before acquisition. soulmakkeoverrr! your soul may become fractured and placed into different objects. this has no purpose and will not resurrect you if you die. signee has forfeited all rights to any afterlife, including but not limited to: heaven, hell, purgatory, big corner, flow state, the dream house, the reincarnation processing center, axolotl's tank and consequences hole. signee can no longer board the soul train and is advised to discard all bellbottoms. signee can no longer have a puppy as a best friend, they can sense what is gone. cats are indifferent. signee may experience occasional demon possessions from horculus the red, plabos the merciless, morbus son of mortem, plaga the oozing and other such common demons roaming earth searching for weakened/empty vessels(tips for ripping your soul out at home) watching youtube commentary channels, attending an extended family event with an open bar, using generative AI and asserting that you are creative, turning a blind eye to human suffering, amassing more wealth than needed, purchasing a blue checkmark"

[blu3b3rrynightmar3]

lunotober day 6 [by @lunonoxart] chose the prompt costume and btw this is not vent art or anything it’s just a character yall

here’s our little friend Star, they like unicorns

if you want you can try and read the bill cipher code on their feet or leave it

k well that’s all for now, buh-bye fellow beings/things/entites/whatever love yall

[sunnyrmrez]

Nyehehe

[floorbeastie]

my entry for @wondering-jackalope's DTIYS!!

[bebagerie]

surely this is how it went

[junebugdunes]

shape language practice with the undertale crew

[om340700]

birth

(reference)

[boomposhpow]

stanley pines the man you are

a better son/daughter by Rilo Kiley

[mooneggtarts]

Is this the radioapple everyone been talking about, did I get it right /lh

A redraw from this one meme in the HNK fandom I found that I love sm:

[crybaby-bkg]

I think Deku has a bit of a mean streak, actually. he’s no Bakugou—that’s for sure—but he’s not this innocent, sweet angel baby that the media has painted him out to be. but you only catch it when you least expect it, when you’re pushing his nerves, when the stakes to everything around him are high, when he’s tired of endless sleepless nights and just—snaps.

“Oh?” you go, grin unfurling like some grinch, chin resting on your hands as you leer at him from across his expansive desk. “You’re mean.” your words are teasing, a snarl that curls your mouth up. Deku stutters, eyes going wide, jaw snapping shut in surprise as he tries to think back on how rude he just sounded.

“No, I’m not—I mean, you wouldn’t stop and I just—there’s a lot on my plate right now—and you just—you keep on—I’m not—I’m not mean.” He’s sputtering, hands all over the place, the glasses perched on the bridge of his nose falling even lower with how he jabbers on and on. it’s endearing really, to see how he tries to upkeep his image of being so kind and understanding, even though his nostrils just flared at you. and his eyebrows turned down and he gritted at you, his hands were balled into fists, his words were so nasty, so ugly, so unbecoming for Deku.

you liked it. loved it even—vowed to get him like this every single fucking second that you could.

you pick and poke at him whenever you see him, teasing him and pulling at him. pushing him around even though the hero is so much stronger than you, so much bigger. and he lets you, tries to defend himself but—that’s not what you want. you want the ugliness, the snark, the mean.

he snaps, eventually, when you least expect it. grabs you up in black whip when you go to push him against the wall for the third time in only a minute, his eyes suddenly dark, the aura of the room suddenly charged.

“That’s what I was looking for.” you whisper to him, the grin spreading your face quickly dissipating in only seconds when you become the prey. when you become the one pushed up against the wall with teeth at your neck, a hand in your underwear, bullying your hole with too thick fingers.

“Why do you want me to act like this? Be so mean to you, huh?” he sounds so frustrated with himself, with you, growling and nipping and licking when you don’t answer quick enough. but your breath is caught in your lungs because finally—finally, did you get what you wanted. it just took a little bit of pushing, you suppose.

[zecoritheweirdone]

wanna preface this by saying that i am. So normal. anyway i just spent the last week redrawing scenes from mystery skulls animated but as that hermitcraft au i posted about a couple times. you guys should watch msa it is. so so good.

[slothyollama101]

Dandys World but everyone has glasses

Most of these characters I drew for the first time, some I've already drawn before

This was very fun :3

Glasses-less vers. below

[08-47]

it shall be cuboided soon

[making-you-in-spore]

make a kamen rider in spore. any kamen rider in the franchise. like whatever suit looks the coolest

i made kamen rider chalice in spore [2008]

[chalice specifically suggested by @sugarratio1]

[erisgekko]

ok but what if all the aliens just want petted and treats

still ver.