#this took literally over 30 mins to answer

[y3ager]

SLACKER BF!EREN BRAiNROT

— more info on an au!eren inspired by this post !

* i imagine the relationship started through school. you two crossed paths going back and forth to class but never actually interacted .

* that changed until 5th hour chem, people were pairing off to do the practice work she assigned, and it was just you two at the table that day so you kinda.. had to work together

* together is an overstatement because for a couple problems you were just doing your own thing until you leaned over to check your own answers.

“oh, um, how’d you get that?”

eren wordlessly nudged his composition book over and you scanned the scratch work.

“you square that 7, see?” and now you’re scooching your notebook over. his green eyes scan over the work before he nods and erases his own. you two then spend the next 30 mins wordlessly working together, leaning over into each other’s space every so often.

* after that you two started working together more often and now that you actually paid attention to the dark clothing and chocolate brown hair thrown into a low bun, you realized you had a whole other class with him…

* this class was one of the throwaway classes people in your grade took to meet graduation requirements last minute or get an easy A, all you did was watch films and take notes

* the class is so lax people just sit anywhere and now that you converse more in chemistry, he quietly migrates over to you and props his head up with his fist as Scream plays for the horror unit.

* he’s mumbling off facts about creative direction and acting dynamics and what’s a reference to what, and you’re listening. this is the most he’s talked and you could really get used to that lazy deep voice..

* and now it’s been a couple weeks of this, and he’s walking with you to class because you’re both on the same floor, or he’s slouched next to you in the morning before the bell rings…

* he disappears for a week and you’re actually pretty… sad… he wasn’t the loudest person and your conversations weren’t that deep, but you missed his silent but comforting presence.

* only for him to come back with a small grin on his face as he plops down next to you in chem.

“got suspended. sorry about that.”

just the word suspension has you, whose discipline record is literally bare, reeling. “suspended!? for what?”

“smoking weed on campus. in my car, but, whatever. i don’t care.” he’s staring at your wide eyes and grinning harder. “you do know what weed is, right?”

“don’t start with me…”

“d’aww.” he reaches over and pinches your cheek. “you missed me.”

“pfft! you wish.” you swat his hand away, skin attempting to heat up at his touch and your hands knocking together. “you stress me the hell out.” oh, you missed him.

* now he’s back from suspension, and if anything it’s made him more jaded. he’s gone from walking you to one or two classes to basically your entire schedule, black backpack lazily hanging off him with one strap.

“that stuff has always been dumb to me. it won’t even matter in five years.” he gestures with his chin over to some girls eagerly passing out homemade homecoming flyers. the spots of queen, princess, and maid were being almost fought for.

you frown and lightly hit his shoulder, since some of those girls are your friends. “it’s fun, but i guess it’s not your thing since it’s legal fun.”

“what, you trying to be the homecoming queen?” the title is laden with sarcasm and disdain.

“no, i’m not.” you roll your eyes and step halfway through the threshold of your seventh hour class, ap english. eren should be on the other side of campus right now, but here he is. “i’m not going this year.” you flick your wrist around to look at your watch and the time glares back at you. “and you’re gonna be late to class.”

“not going..” he mumbled. “and i’ll be fine, that b-“ he sees your blank stare at the word about to leave his mouth and quickly changes up the sentence. “…woman won’t do shit. i’ll be here after class.”

“you always are.” with a small wave and smile you walk into class.

* a couple days have passed since that convo and now he’s slouched next to you during lunch before he glances over and calls your name.

“what’s up?”

“let’s do something homecoming night.”

“…like what…?”

“i don’t know, the movies, to eat, while people get their rocks off in a freshly waxed gym.”

“so a date? you asking me on a date, yeager?”

“if that’s what you want to call it.” and now he’s back to looking down at his phone, feigning disinterest.

* he does this; shuts down, acts like he doesn’t care, when it actuality he does. he feels everything strongly, especially the feelings he has for you.

“i’d really like that, eren.”

“yeah?” he looks up and there’s a flicker in his dark green eyes.

“yeah.”

*this is from 2021. i’m trying to clear out these drafts bc my god i have good stuff but i can never complete it so here’s some content since ppl enjoyed the slacker eren blurb that’s linked in the beginning. i think this fits nicely into the high school caste au 🤭

[bluedeedeedoop]

My Thoughts on Tales of the Empire; mostly Barriss (spoilers ahead!)

Ah hello all, i have had some days or so to think since watching the show and to say it has completely wiped me of my life force would be... pretty accurate tbh. BUT I HAVE FINALLY DECIDED TO POST MY THOUGHTS. will this cover my entire though process that im sTill working through? PROBABLY NOT! my thoughts are very unorganized and very unstable! ANYWAAAAYS.

Now I just gotta say overall, the show itself definitely passed the test. To be completely honest, i wasn't really paying attention to the Morgan parts as i was the Barriss parts, since it was literally what I was looking forward to this entire time.

Though I will say that the first Morgan episode was pretty neat! it was crazy seeing that perspective of the Nightsisters again and god did they make Grievous fucking terrifying. Honestly, bravo to them, it was amazing. I diiiiid end up just.. kinda spacing out the rest of it tho unfortunately cuz i just wanted to see barriss..

Visuals 10000/10. stunning, amazing, phenomenal, gahdamn. the animation was so smooth and fluid and uGHH it was amazing throughout the entire show. Acting amazing as always. BUT GOD I CANT GET OVER HOW AMAZING THE ANIMATION WAS.

NOW.

In my opinion, they got her character pretty on the dot. I am SO glad they did. I was rlly rlly worried they were totally butcher her character and make her unrecognizable to all of us but oml they didn't completely disappoint us, she has her morals, SHES STILL A HEALER! Im so happy from that.

Now although i did enjoy it, i do have my own little complaints.

Now okay one i noticed since the trailer and has REALLY been bugging me; where are her hand tattoos??? idk i guess i just wasn't expecting them to just be gone?? they couldn't have just forgotten them.. right? I dunno, but unless someone has a genuine answer for that, imma just keep drawing them on her in the future.

??????

Alright another thing i've been seeing ppl post about is how come she looked so old at the end? I am also confused on that and i've seen multiple theories. She should only be like 30-35 max right?? Because i'm assuming the last episode took place a the time in Rebels where the inquisitors were after the force sensitive children, and Ahsoka was around that age a the time, so why is Barriss any different?

I suppose the one i think makes the most sense is the force healing? I guess it could take a toll on her over the years causing her to look more aged, but still, i'd really prefer an explanation. Also what happened to her hair coverings?? Is that not her culture?? I dunno, again, i really need an explanation. I suppose that maybe her perspective has changed since trying to come to terms with her new life, and her ditching the coverings is a way to free herself from her past? Honestly i have no clue but i just need a lot of things answered.

That's mostly my complaints on it! I just felt things weren't explained enough but to be fair, they only gave her like 3 15-ish min episodes?? I really think they got some explaining to do. Which brings me to my next points.

I'm like... 98% sure that the "old friend" is Ahsoka that she was talking about. Who else would it be?? Like cmon. And if it is Ahsoka, why did we not get to see anything about the moment of confrontation? or at least more of a mention? I guess they wouldn't rlly wanna rush that scene, and tbh, im glad they didn't. It's not some "we talk for 5 min and everything is fine" type of situation. it'll take time. time to rebuild that trust. time to discuss. YEAH. I've heard many people state how it would be more likely and realistic to see a novelization of that and i agree. I would want it to take time, showing the build of the relationship over time, going on further into the story as we watch their strong bond mend from the trauma it's faced. I'm not saying this as a crazed Barrissoka shipper, i mean it that I would genuinely want to see how that confrontation is handled, as do many others and not just as a ship!! It's been a decade! the fans wanna know!

And my last point.

I.believe.Barriss.is.alive.

The more i rewatch it, the more i believe it. the first time around i had my doubts, but something tells me they are NOT done with her character. At least before the stabbing scene anyway. There's too much stuff that's left unanswered for it to just end that way! I dunno man, but Lyn's "i'm going to get you out of here" sounded way too determined for a "im going to move your body out of here" type of thing yk? maybe she could sense she was still alive, just barely hanging in there? I don't think they are done with Barriss Offee, and I wont think so unless we see her corpse being fucking BURIED. Not to mention the UNGODLY amount of parallels of that scene along with them exiting the cave. I've already seen so many point it out. Post-Vader and Ahsoka fight on Malachor?? Back when we all thought Ahsoka may or may not be dead?? sounds familiar hello?? Also a parallel from earlier in the show itself when Barriss saves that unnamed jedi! she HEALS them when they were going to be left there. Something tells me the same fate may happen to Barriss. Idk call me crazy but i will say it again, i don't think they are done with her story.

Thank you for reading my very unorganized thoughts! this has taken me longer to write than expected because i did not predict this to make me have to step away from making SEVERAL times- but yeah! lmk what yall think! and yes you can be expecting some art here and there! i know i've been slacking- Also lmk if u want me to post my crazed Barrissoka thoughts! because aHa i have them. i have them a lot. send help.

ALSO KEVIN KINER I GOT MY EYE ON YOU. BRO NEEDS TO RELEASE THE SOUNDTRACK BEFORE I DIE.

[einsatzzz]

*sliding into your inbox on fuzzy socks, rocking my very own labcoat*

*adjusts glasses*

*whips out clipboard from hammerspace coat pocket*

*clicks pen*

"I HAVE READ THE WIKI AND SOME RANDOM POSTS (which i spam liked) AND I COME BEARING QUESTIONS!!!"

*points pen at Kurumi*

"YOU! You have a sentient, hoverboard great sword! AND IT CAN CHANGE ITS SIZE! That's the coolest shit, literally super hardcore badass, please be my friend so I can watch you smack the shit out of people with your sword. Questions time: How much sentience are we talking about here? Can you get vague feelings from it when you use it or is it just it "chooses its wielder" kind of sentience? How long can you hover? Is there a time limit? Do you ride your sword into battle?"

*strangles urge to ask more sword questions and chooses the next topic/victim aka Yui*

"Heya lab coat buddy! Caused any explosions recently? Set something on fire? Well, never mind that. I've heard you trolled Kurumi by teaching her swear words in foreign languages, which btw nice prank!" *holds up hand for high five* "so ... do you speak these languages fluently? Or did you just look up curse words for the lols? If you do speak them fluently, what languages do you speak? Also, do you have a favourite mechanics project, like is there something you made which you are very fond of?"

*turns to Kana, sees the glare and wisely decides to back off for now*

"Uhhh.... Yeah that's it from me for now!" *quick glance at Kana who's still staring holes into me* "Yes, yes, I'll be on my way BUT! I will come back, just you watch!"

*slinks away into my gremlin cave*

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Well... that just happened *sweatdrops* I should really come with a warning label at this point with the amount of questions I ask. Take all the time you need, pick it apart however you want and please no pressure to answer all of them, I know I can be a lot lol 😅

*crawls out from under a big rock after temporarily escaping the underground stuDYING jail* Thank you so much for sending this ask Lix! I had lots of fun coming up with how to draw this out 😆😆 It actually became my daily (almost) 30 min drawing exercise so that I don't get too rusty jfhdkdhdjd so it took a while, but here it is now! Also I added a smol Chief last minute in there, but I have a different wip planned for him hehe (with how im struggling rn with studying, prob won't be able to finish till july since I'll be a bit semi-inactive after this post dkgdjdgxjx)

Anyway hope u enjoy! Looking forward to other asks you can come up with and send over to Yuipachi-sensei hehe (they're really really good practice tbh!) This even made me finally draw a design for Kanarobo lmaoo it's inspired from Mi/kuda/yo and Ne/nero/bo actually.

[troglobite]

alkdjs

a man name sergei on a microsoft forum just solved a problem in excel that the company i work for has had for over a decade and it took him barely any time at all

MY MAN!!!

literally though i spent 1.5-2 hrs working on it today, myself, bc i REFUSED to believe it was impossible

i found a potential route for a workaround/solution, but futzing with it myself and not fully understanding excel formula minutiae (read: horseshit), i couldn't quite get it right.

so i found the forum and someone had asked for the same kind of help, sergei had replied with the correct answer. three other ppl beneath went "aw hell yeah. i'm having a similar problem but i can't fix my formulas. can you help?" and sergei got it every time.

so i was like "fuck it, what can it hurt?" so w approval i asked him for help and like 30 mins ago he replied AND GOT IT ONE, BABY

over a decade of everyone in the company going "it's impossible" and sergei went "oh yeah, not too bad, here you go"

asking for help is always worth it and i'm glad that there are still awesome ppl who just help for free on the internet

i thanked sergei profusely and he said "you are welcome" lol

WHAT A GUY! WHAT A WORLD! i'm BUZZING just from this! it's wonderful!

i literally can't wait to tell the woman who's been doing this for 5 years, convinced she had to do this deeply tedious thing by hand thousands of times per project, and now SHE DOESN'T!!! HUZZAH!!!!!!!

in the moment, it only saves a few seconds. but cumulatively? literal HOURS. my god. a miracle.

also more importantly it saves your sanity and your will to live. lol

anyway

[candiedapplez]

I ask you all of the questions from that one reblog. Good luck/nf/j

Omg ok this will be a while then tehehehehehehhe im not complaining though!!!! Heres the questions so u can look at the questions and the answers!

1.this one is OBVIOUS!!! A-90 and Opheebop!!! DUUUUUUUH!

2.lighter. Ive never used a match before

3.ew no!!! I don't want buggies crawling in my room while im sleeping!!!! However i have before!

4. Aaaaaa ive never really gotten into that stuff so i cant really give an answer-

5. A really dark brown!!

6. Oops i did that again???

7. Well idk ive used both and they are both work really well! however i do think scrunchies are safer for your hair, i use normal hair ties more often because scrunchies are more bulky and yeah i dont prefer that, but both are great!

8. Six. I have six.

9.NONE! COFFE IS GROSS BLEEEEEEGH!!

10. Ofc!!

11. Does drawing count?

12. Good day!!!!! I havent cried yet so-

13. Not too long ago, like an hour ago actually. I had pizza! (Incase u were wondering)

14. HELL YEAH!!!

15. Nope and i never want to be 😗

16. NoooooOoOoO-

17. Nope i have perfect vision muah

18. I DONT WANNA SAY TEHE! (Sry)

19. Yea ofc!!! But they probably wont turn out good…

20. Soda…. Ive never seen or heard anyone say pop before….

21. Plushies!!!! I have a unicorn plush my old friend (we dont talk anymore since she moved) gave me for my 7th bday!!!! Yes i remember when, yes i still have it! And its in perferct condition!!! Also there was this one kid who ig had a crush on my and he gave me a basket full of stuff for valentines day and i still have said basket-

22. I have no clue what this means? I guess sensitive?

23. Love it!!!!!

24. Eating :] (and joking abt pushing each other off probably/JOKE/JOKE/JOKE/JOKE)

25. Aaaa i use all of them but i use lotion most so ig lotion?

26. Idk what to say for this one aaaaaagh

27. Like 5 i think? Ive been getting better with my sleep time!!!!

28. Not anymore, our school last year said we could take them off, however i was SO insecure about my face (still am, but not as much as before) so i would wear it every single day. If i showed up to school without one people got surprised. I stopped wearing them this year, however.

29. Hot????

30. THE FUCKING WATER BOTTLES!!!!

31. Theres a lot, i dont wanna get into it 😵‍💫

32…… is that a thing? People have favorite towels??

33. Hm my school took us on a field trip to a high school so we can see animals if that counts… (i have pictures btw if u wanna see them! We saw pigs, sheep, cows and bunny! I didnt take pic of bunny tho 😢)

34. LITERALLY EVERY SIX THE MUSICAL SONG HOLY SHIT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS (the only ones i might mess up on are aywd and idnyl bc aywd is long and i dont listen to idnyl often)

35. Pst!!

36. Only once! My username used to have a 0 between the words (Candied0applez) but i changed it bc it made it sound like i candied no apples… but i was originally going to be called caramelapplez but i thought candied sounded better heheh)

37. The friend i mentioned earlier i met first day of kindergarden, her name is Alana, and this other girl Maya i met before kinder! We met eachother at a park and when we walked home we found out we were neighbors so we instantly became besties! (We still are to this day but she lives 30 mins away so i dont see her often-(

38. All…?

39. Sometimes!

40. Ice cream!!!

41. Empty. Coffee is gross

42. Hahahah yt, roblox and occasionally twitter!

43. HAND IT OVER BITCH!

44. Myself/j fucking donald trump 🤮👈🖕

45. NO ☺️

46. Oh god i dont watch any 🫢

47. | v

this actually was to the other girl i mentioned earlier! Maya! I found baby pictures of us when we were in 2nd-3rd grade and i showed her today!!!

48. Never and i dont plan on ever!

49. Never tried

50. GO AHEAD I GET SO EXCITED WHEN IM TAGGED IN SOMETHING AAAAA!

omg that took forever!!! Gosh i dont mind though!!! These were fun questions! Aaaaaaaa i enjoyed that tyty!

[khodorkovskaya]

Hey so men are shitbags and I'd like to ask your opinion on a situation here......

So right been talking to this guy...... and we often had quite slowish convos like answering every few hours when we werent busy etc....

But he was kinda chatty lile telling me about his day and sent a selfie after having a drink etc

But then after that got odd.... like didnt respond to my question for 2 days, but then responded to it and asked me a question like what I was planning for the weekend etc so I thought he wanted to talk... but then didnt respond for over a day again but was nice like, oh that sounds lovely are you planning on doing much there?

So again I thought he wanted to talk becasue why would you ask questions if not right??

Again answered a day later, like it literally took him 30 hours to say what his dog was called... I said happy birthday and he was like thanks so I asked if he had a nice time,and he got a bit chatty again like answering within an hour etc, yes he did then he asked if I had much planned for this week so obvs I responded and asked if he did too??? But like it's the end of the week now and hes never responded so I'm like?? Did he actually want to speak to me or not?

Hes also liked my photo I posted of me

But I'm a bit like, does he actually wanna talk to me?? Becasue one min I think he does when he asks questions right because why would you if you didnt wanna talk but then hes read my response and question asking what he planned and just not replied and ifs been a few days, that makes me think hmm maybe he doesnt wanna talk actually????????

What's your thoughts please??? Also ik not a psycho on just generally confused becasue I thought he might like me and I just want a bit advice or opinions please becasue I've never talk talked to a guy in years....

Do I message and ask if he had a good week??

if there's one thing that my past relationship's taught me is that if you want a fulfilling relationship with someone, they have to have the same texting style as you. both of you have to be on the same page in terms of how you communicate. (and im not talking only about romantic relationships, this can apply to anything really.)

so my ex for example would always take super long to reply and i always found it super frustrating. as my mum says, i always be on my damn phone! so it's weird if someone takes over an hour to reply. for me, if i don't reply, it's because A im extremely busy or B im ignoring you. otherwise i reply almost immediately to any text i get bc my phone is always next to me. that's how i function and i want my future partner to be on the same page.

my ex was completely different, he didn't have social media and his phone would always be on silent and he would often even leave the house without it. so he would always take hourssss to reply. i, being the lonely teenage girl with low self esteem that i was, would send him a billion texts, spam him with memes and call him all the time and when he wouldn't reply id feel sad and abandoned. so i totally get what you're saying with the guy being chatty and then ignoring you for two days, that was literally my ex. we'd see each other, have sex, and then he just wouldn't reply for 24+ hours. and id want to kms.

and every time i would be super frustrated, not only because i felt like he didn't care about me, but also because i felt like i couldn't rely on him. what if something urgent happened and i needed him to pick up the phone? every time id text or call him there would only be like a 10% chance that he would pick up or reply immediately.

and it also imposed the fact that he was the one controlling the relationship. id text him "let's hang out" and then wait for the whole day for him to reply, unable to make other plans bc what if he replies and im not free anymore. so id spend days in my room, ignoring my friends, hoping that he will check his phone and agree to hang out with me. if he said yes, id reply the very second bc it was that rare for him to be on his phone. and sometimes the day would go by and he'd text "no" at like 8pm and it would be too late. i even changed the notification sound for him to be sure i don't miss a text from him... my phone usually vibrates once when i get a text, but for him i put two long vibrations, so even if my phone is in my purse, id know it's him.

anyway, please don't make the same mistake i did and chase after a guy who doesn't respect you enough to answer your texts. i know we're all different and we all have different habits when it comes to using our phones. but at the end of the day, if the guy's texting style doesn't match yours, you're gonna feel frustrated and unappreciated and it's gonna ruin your days. and he's gonna have power over you.

xoxo

[etherealdemon]

🖤 + arabella/samuel!

SEND ‘🖤 + PAIRING’ FOR ME TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING

my muse’s initial impression of yours

arabella was instantly attracted to to samuel when they first met at the table read for little women. she has always admired his work and would even consider herself a fan of some of his projects, so even if she didn't show it, she was a little excited to work with him. arabella was also surprised that she and samuel seemed to hit it off really well. she didn't expect them to get that close that quickly and never thought that she'd actually start to fall for her co-star.

my muse’s favorite physical attribute of yours

his mouth arabella loves samuel's hands. she likes the way that he's always somehow holding on to her, especially when he has her hand around her waist during red carpets. she also likes how samuel mindlessly plays with her hands during interviews, often bringing her a sense of comfort during these times. arabella also likes the way samuel's hands pull at her hair during sex.

my muse’s favorite personality attribute of yours

arabella loves samuel's duality. she absolutely loves how different he is when he's with his close friends compared to how the media likes to portray him. yes, he is pretentious and a little snobby, but there's also a side to him that most people don't know exist. samuel never fails to surprise her, from random cursed memes that he sends with no explanation to dropping a tiktok with katie, again with no explanation, arabella just loves how he's able to defy everyone's expectations of himself.

a moment that made my muse realize how much they care about yours

arabella's realised she cared for samuel on the set of little women. it wasn't something that came to her instantly, it more or less happened gradually as they spent more time together during those three months of filming. she started to open up a lot around him, which was something that she didn't often do with her co-stars, and found that she would constantly think about him even when they were done for the day. arabella found herself to be very attentive of samuel's needs on set. she would always give him her hand warmers when they were filming out in the cold, bring him a bottle of water whenever she went to get one for herself, and always let him take a nap on her shoulder between takes. arabella realised she cared about him a lot since she never acted this way with previous co-stars.

something my muse never found the words to say to yours

arabella has never told samuel that he actually helped her a lot when she was in the role of amy. at that point in time, arabella was starting to feel real romantic feelings towards samuel and found herself to be in a similar situation to amy. she truly believes that she could not have acted as well and as realistically as she did if samuel didn't play laurie. being lowkey in love with him really helped her get into character and it allowed her to easily get into amy's mindset.

something my muse wishes they had never said to yours

arabella wishes she never told samuel that she would go with him to aiden jeon's marvel premiere (whichever one it was. she doesn't remember the movie, they're all the same to her.) it was literally the worst three hours of her life that she'll never get back. she hated every minute of watching green screen garbage with mediocre acting and it literally took all of her strength not to walk out of that cinema 30 mins into the movie. thank god samuel ate her out that night.

something your muse does that makes mine feel safe

arabella feels safe around samuel because she feels as if she can be her true self around him. maintaining an image for hollywood can easily get exhausting and she always feels glad that she can let down those walls around samuel. she also feels so much safer on red carpets whenever he's around. arabella actually hates walking down red carpets by herself since all the cameras and all the interviewers shouting over each other can get a bit too much. having samuel by her side just makes her feel a lot more comfortable, confident, and safe.

something your muse does that makes mine smile

arabella will never fail to smile whenever samuel starts teasing her during their press tours. she easily gets bored on press tours but samuel has the ability to make them fun for her. lately, they've made it a challenge to see who can push the boundaries even further without bringing much attention to what they're trying to do. there was one time when samuel's hands were so high up her thigh that she was honestly shocked that the interviewer never picked up on it.

something my muse wants to protect yours from

arabella mostly gets a little protective over samuel when it comes to their private lives. they're both very private people so arabella definitely gets angry whenever paparazzi decide to follow them around. arabella values privacy and she knows that samuel does too, so she won't hesitate to tell paparazzi off if she ever crosses paths with them. the same goes for interviewers who tend to ask samuel and herself very personal questions.

ways my muse says ‘i love you’ without saying those words

arabella mostly shows her love through compliments. she's not one to hand out compliments a lot so you know she absolutely means it whenever she gives you one. arabella likes to give samuel subtle compliments, telling him how gorgeous he looks or how she really enjoyed his latest work. arabella isn't really showy about her affection either, preferring to show it when they're in private.

[cherryhomo]

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do y’all hate me or something smh

1. selfie? i just got back from the gym no2. what would you name your future kids? i rly like gender neutral names so those lmao3. do you miss anyone? yeah4. what are you looking forward to? going to paris i’m so excited ahhhhhh5. is there anyone who can always make you smile? my sister6. is it hard for you to get over someone? depends on how invested i was7. what was your life like last year? y i k e s8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed? all the time it’s so bad i cry rly easily when i’m annoyed/angry9. who did you last see in person? my family10. are you good at hiding your feelings? depends, if i feel like i have a chance then i don’t bother but if not then i’m good11. are you listening to music right now? yeah, a song called Hummingbird by Miss E12. what is something you want right now? my hair to be magically cleaned so i don’t have to deal with washing it13. how do you feel right now? tired nd hungry14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you? idk a couple weeks ago when my brother got back from camp and i let him hug me15. personality description? grumpy and sleepy but good for a laugh and v gay16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn’t? all the time17. opinion on insecurities. we all got ‘em18. do you miss how things were a year ago? no19. have you ever been to New York? no but i rly wanna go20. what is your favourite song at the moment? bohemian rhapsody tbh21. age and birthday? 18, 20th July 199922. description of crush. i don’t think i reeeally have one atm but i saw the girl i had a crush on last year the other day and goddamn. she’s so pretty. she has long dirty blonde hair, she’s rly skinny, has amazing fashion sense, shorter than me, a big nose but its rly cute lol, and gold/brown eyes. but she’s not my usual type so?? anyway girls r cute23. fear(s)? electric shocks, being stranded in space or in the desert (and yes being stuck in space is a legitimate fear i have and think about often)24. height? 1.68m or 5′5525. role model? Rowan Blanchard tbh which is a bit embarassing bc she’s younger than me, Hannah Shaw26. idol(s)? Emma Watson, Rowan Blanchard, Miles McKenna, The Kitten Lady aka Hannah Shaw27. things i hate? jokes abt disabled people, talking abt people behind their backs, nazis, anti feminists28. i’ll love you if… you love me back and i can trust you, if you make me laugh and make me happy, if you accept me for who i am and don’t make me feel bad, if you praise me a lot29. favourite film(s)? Rock Of Ages, First Girl I Loved, Jurassic World, Star Wars IV, V, VI, Heathers, the Carmilla Movie when it comes out October 26th30. favourite tv show(s)? Stranger Things, Wynonna Earp, Carmilla, BoJack Horseman, New Girl, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Orphan Black, That 70′s Show31. 3 random facts? i collect stickers for my bullet journal, i got a pack of 40 shot glasses for my birthday and i’ve used one to hold sweets, i have a maths exam this week and i’m freaking out32. are your friends mainly girls or guys? girls33. something you want to learn? norwegian34. most embarrassing moment? y i k e s35. favourite subject? english or art36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill? successfully get my Abitur, become a special education teacher, live abroad for a year37. favourite actor/actress? Natasha Negovanlis38. favourite comedian(s)? Bo Burnham, Russel Howard39. favourite sport(s)? football (real football), netball40. favourite memory? i don’t really have one41. relationship status? single42. favourite book(s)? Harry Potter, All The Bright Places, The Raven Cycle, Battle Royale, The Martian43. favourite song ever? don’t have one44. age you get mistaken for? don’t really get mistaken for an age, maybe 1745. how you found out about your idol? Emma Watson through Harry Potter obvs, Rowan Blanchard through tumblr actually46. what my last text message says? ‘i don’t think i’ll worry about it too much when i’m there tbh’47. turn ons? good style, sharing my political views, praising me48. turn offs? discrimination of any kind, saying that trump/nazis/etc aren’t that bad, making fun of people49. where i want to be right now? in bed or in the shower50. favourite picture of your idol? this one of emma bc holy sHIT???? and for Rowan i don’t have but but i just really admire her as a person

51. starsign? cancer52. something i’m talented at? reading fast53. 5 things that make me happy? music, reading, sleeping, gettin new stationary, friends54. something thats worrying me at the moment? going to paris55. tumblr friends? @bevvie-darling is my best friend but i actually have quite a lot of tumblr friends!56. favourite food(s)? mash, fries, all potato based foods tbh57. favourite animal(s)? cats, otters58. description of my best friend? @bevvie-darling an angel!!!!!59. why i joined tumblr? i’d been seeing the best of tumblr posts for ages and loved them and then one day i was like wait… what if i get tumblr so i did60. ask me anything you want ???

[neoyuno]

pretty boy | j.jh (M)

When you are close to failing a class, your professor suggests you get tutored by the smartest kid in class, Jaehyun—who so happens to be the reason why you are failing.; or, a history tutoring session turns into a different kind of session full of confessions, kisses, and so much more.

Pairing | Nerd!Jaehyun ♡ BadGirl!Reader (not really bad, she’s just bold and he is extremely shy.)

Genre | Comedy, Angst (just a little bit, he’s so cute bye), Romance (very cute fluff cause he’s a sweetie), Smut (nipple play, breast play, use of petnames (baby, angel, beautiful, pretty boy), sub/virgin-ish jaehyun, lots of kissing bc he is so cute!!!!, handjob, oral (male receiving), marking)

Word Count | 4.8K

Reading time | 25 mins

Warnings + Notes: usage of curse words, explicit descriptions of sex, afab reader. thanks to @dearj43 for starting this hehe <3

The sky darkened as you entered the parking lot in the west wing of campus. You were running late yet again, this time because you just couldn’t find your car keys. Was your professor going to kill you? Not literally, but yes—he was.

At this point in the semester, you weren’t completely sure if you were going to be able to save your grade, but you needed to or else you would have to postpone graduation. After locking your car you sprinted to the building, to find the classroom empty—except for the star student sitting proudly in his seat (next to you).

“Hell yeah! I’m early!” You celebrated silently. “Wait. Where’s everyone?” You asked when you checked your phone to see the time—15 minutes late.

The guy didn’t lift his head to look at you, too immersed in his textbook and notes.

“Class was rescheduled. He’s running 30 minutes late. Stuck in traffic.” You heard his deep voice say. You stared at him, he was absolutely breathtaking—not that you noticed. 

Oh, who were you kidding! Your seatmate was one of the reasons why you were failing the class. You always got distracted by his hands whenever you were taking notes. His hands were so veiny and strong, you couldn’t help but daydream about them gliding all over-

“Are you okay?” You shook your head and looked at him, he was staring back at you with a concerned face—but all you could see were those pretty lips of his. “You were just standing there staring at me…”

“Oh! I’m sorry, I was thinking about something and got distracted by your pretty face.” You said and moved to take a seat next to him while he hummed.

The strong yet soft scent of tonka bean hit your nose once you took your seat. He always smelled so nice. You envied the person that got to leave his house smelling like him.

“So, are you going to Yuta’s party tonight?” You asked after a few seconds and he shook his head ‘no’. 

You pursed your lips at the lack of verbal response—such a hot voice going to waste. He barely talked in class, unless it was to answer any questions the professor threw his way.

“Why not? You should come with me!” You said and rested your cheek on your palm while looking at him. 

“I have to study.” He said softly and went back to his notes.

You hummed and rolled your eyes at his rejection. In reality, his heart was beating really fast. He was not used to girls asking him out, and you were too pretty to want to go out with him—or so he thought. To be honest, he has a teenie tiny crush on you, but knowing your reputation, all the flirty comments were 100% just you taunting him, which made him dislike you even though he wasn’t even sure of it.

“Ms. ______ I see you are on time.” You lifted your head to see the professor entering the classroom. You winked at him and clicked your tongue playfully to which he gave you an unamused face. “Hello, Jaehyun.” He smiled.

“Good morning, Professor Kim.” The boy next to you smiled back.

“I appreciate you being here, but I will have to cancel class for today. My next lecture starts in a few minutes so it is not worth it.” He said. “However, since you two are here, I wanted to talk to both of you.”

You furrowed your eyebrows and you noticed Jaehyun did too.

“_____ you are borderline failing this class.  “ you groaned. He didn’t need to air your business like that. “I was going to propose you attend tutoring. Since Jaehyun is our best student, I was wondering if you’d tutor her?” 

“Uh,” the boy hesitated for a bit before agreeing. “Sure.”

Damn, could’ve at least shown some enthusiasm.

“If you let Jaehyun tutor you, I am sure you will pass this next exam, which would boost up your grade significantly and take you out of the red zone.” He explained and you nodded. “I don’t want you to fail, _____. I know you are smart, but you seem very distracted this semester.”

And he was right. You were smart, but you were also very needy and the guy next to you fed into every single one of your fantasies.

“I know, I have been having trouble concentrating in class…” you said and Professor Kim nodded. “I’ll try my best to pass this exam. You don’t have to tutor me if you don’t want to, Jaehyun. I can ask Taeyong for help.”

You didn’t even look at him, you were not so sure if Jaehyun tutoring you would even help, given that he was the issue, to begin with.

“It’s okay, I don’t mind helping you.” He said and started gathering his stuff, to which you followed.

“Great! See you both on Monday for the exam!” He said his goodbyes and you struggled to keep up with Jaehyun’s long strides after.

“Hey, pretty boy. Would you slow down?” You asked and he stopped to wait for you. “Since you have to tutor me, I suppose I can’t go to the party anymore. Do you want to meet up somewhere?”

“We can study at my house.” He said and kept walking.

“And where is that?” You asked, running after him again.

“Do you know where Taeyong lives?” 

“The apartments over at 166th?”  He nodded.

“I live in the apartment right in front of his. I get home from my last lecture at 8 pm, is that okay with you?” He asked and you noticed he was making his way to the technology building. 

“Yeah, 8 is okay.” You said and smiled.

“Okay. See you then.” He said and opened the door to the building.

“See you later, handsome!” You winked and he just hummed uninterested before entering the building. 

You stood in front of his door, exactly at 8 PM like you had said. You went home after the canceled lecture to take a shower and change into something nice. Seducing Jaehyun has always been one of your goals but it hasn’t worked so far, he was too far up in his textbooks to pay attention to your advances. A pretty off-the-shoulders blouse adorned your torso and you also opted for a cute matching short skirt. Sweet floral perfume impregnated your skin as you knocked on the door.

It wasn’t after the third time knocking that the door opened—to reveal nothing more than a fresh out of the shower Jaehyun. His specs seemed to be permanently on his face, but you weren’t complaining. His wet hair and slightly slanted t-shirt (giving you a view of his collarbones) made him look so hot. Being distracted by him, caused you to miss how he glanced at your body.

“Sorry, I was taking a shower.” He said and moved to the side to let you in.

“It’s okay.” You looked around his place, as you thought, everything was so tidy and clean. He had set up a little study area in his small living room—it was just a few pillows and cushions around the tea table, as well as some textbooks and some snacks.

“You can sit down there, I’ll be right back.” He pointed at the tea table and disappeared beyond the door at the end of the room.

You fixed your blouse a bit, plumping up your cleavage just before he came back with some more textbooks and sat next to you.

“Let’s start with the Renaissance Era.” He went on to talk more about the era and how it affected the arts as we know them, but all you could concentrate on was how his pretty plump lips moved and how the silver necklace he had on complimented his thick neck so well. “____?”

“Hmm? Yes?” You snapped out of your thoughts and looked back at him.

“Do you know why it is called Renaissance?” He asked and you shook your head, embarrassed at your lack of knowledge. “Hmm, okay. So it is called that because…”

He kept on blabbering about history but you were concentrated on his pretty cheeks and then his hand that came up to push his glasses up. God would you love to have those hands all over and in you.

“You keep spacing out. We won’t be able to study if you keep getting distracted.” He said sternly, startling you a bit and shaking you off your dream. He seemed mad, you were wasting his time after all. “What’s distracting you so much?” He asked and he was absolutely not prepared for your answer.

“You.” You replied and he furrowed his eyebrows. “Has anyone ever told you how handsome you are?”

He couldn’t help but blush at your words, but he quickly remembered you could be just joking.

“Stop joking around, _____.” He ignored your finger that ran down his arm.

“I am not, though. You are so hot.” You looked up at him and smiled at his serious blushed face.

“Seriously, that’s not funny.” He said and removed your hand from his arm.

“I am not joking around. Do you wanna know why I am failing this class?” You asked rhetorically. “Cause I keep daydreaming about you.”

“I don’t believe you.” He said, avoiding your gaze.

“Why not?” You pouted and he shuddered.

“A girl like you doesn’t go out with guys like me.” You scoffed softly at his reasoning.

“Do you want yo know what I daydream about?” You asked and he glanced at you for a second. Moving closer to him, you leaned in. “I dream about you touching me.”

He licked his lips nervously and refused to look at you.

“But I bet you already have a girlfriend.” You said and sat back where you were at the beginning. 

“I don’t.” He whispered.

“I don’t believe a pretty boy like you is single…” he looked down and avoided your gaze. By the look on his face, you could tell he wasn’t lying.

“I’ve never had a girlfriend.” He whispered and got even redder. You cooed at him and reached to touch his chest.

“I don’t believe that either. There’s no way someone so handsome has been single his whole life.” 

“Stop making fun of me.” 

“I’m not making fun of you, baby. Do you want me to prove it?” You asked and he glanced at you before gulping hard. Your fingers were now playing with his silver chain.

“P-prove it?” He stuttered.

“Mhm, you have no idea how bad I’ve been wanting to have your hands all-“

“If this is a prank, please stop it.” He closed his eyes and your heart shrank.

“Hey, I’m not pranking you, baby. I would never do that.” You said cupping his face but he refused to open his eyes, so you decided to move and straddle his lap.

You felt his skin getting warmer by the second. Jaehyun felt your finger hook on his necklace, pulling him in. He was mentally preparing himself to feel your lips on his, but instead, he felt your breath hit right below his ear.

“So pretty.” You whispered and joined your lips with the skin of his neck, making him throw his head back to rest on the sofa and you could combust at the sight. “If you want me to stop, tell me and I will.”

He hummed as you licked up his throat and sucked on the skin, surely leaving marks for later.  You heard him moan softly, if it wasn’t for the silence in the living room you wouldn’t have heard him.

“Do you like that, baby?” He blushed at the petname and nodded. “Jaehyun, look at me.”

“Hmm?” His eyes were droopy and cheeks pink, you had barely done anything and he looked so fucked out already.

“God, you’re so hot.” You groaned and kissed his face all over before stopping and holding his face close to yours. “May I kiss you, baby?”

“Yes.” He breathed out and you smirked softly. 

For a second he confused your smirk as teasing and his heart almost broke until he felt your soft lips on his. You both hummed at the same time, kissing softly which gradually became more passionate and sloppy.

You sucked his tongue and stopped the kiss to look at him. Never had you seen such a pretty sight, his glasses were fogged up and his lips were swollen and glistening with your saliva. At the same time, you noticed his arms still stayed limp, on his sides, so you decided to hold his hands and placed them on your waist. 

“You can touch me all you want, pretty boy.”

“I don’t know how to…” 

“Here, God I love your hands.”  You moved his hands to cup your butt. The short skirt had riled up due to your position, making the man shudder once his hands laid on your skin. 

His eyes diverted from your face to your cleavage, the off the shoulder blouse gave him a nice view of your boobs. 

“You want to touch them?” You asked softly, as he looked up at you with his pretty glossy eyes.

Jaehyun blushed at the question (and at the fact that we had been caught staring) but he couldn’t help himself before he was nodding yes. You puffed your chest up and waited until he moved his hands by himself. The man hesitated for a bit and slowly moved his hands up your body, stopping right at the hem of your shirt.

“You can take it off, that’s okay…” you assured him and his shaking hands started pulling your blouse up. 

However, he was met with something he didn’t expect. You had decided to ditch the bra, your breasts revealing themselves as he removed your shirt. He gulped loudly and swore he could’ve passed out right then and there. Of course, he had seen women’s breasts before, in his anatomy class textbooks and some porn movies—but never in real life. 

“You are so pretty…” he whispered really softly. You couldn’t help but blush, not used to guys being so sweet with you.

“Touch me.”  And that’s when his hands made contact with your breasts. His hands were soft and strong, just like you imagined—even better actually. His pretty fingers kneaded your boobs, he was absolutely mesmerized by them.

You gasped when his thumb brushed past your nipples, alarming him.

“Did I do something wrong?” He asked worriedly. 

Shaking your head, you kissed his lips before moving your hands down his torso and under his shirt. Your eyes almost popped out of your head when you felt the hard muscles under.

“Can I take it off?” You asked and he nodded. Even during the most intimate time, he was still his quiet self, but that wasn’t going to last long.

Jaehyun lifted his arms for you to remove his black tee. You swore you would start drooling at the sight—he was hotter than any guy you’ve ever been. Too bad for the girls that can never see past the fact that he’s a studious and shy person—hopefully after tonight, he was going to be all yours.

“Cute belly button.” You giggled and he groaned.

“Stop making fun of me…” he said again and hid his face under his arm.

“I am not! It is cute!” You said sweetly, “I can’t believe you’ve been hiding all this…”

“Can you sit on the sofa?” You asked and he lifted his head.

He stared at you for a bit and then did as you asked after you removed yourself from his lap. As soon as he sat, he grabbed a cushion to place over his lap.

“You don’t need to hide it, baby. I’ll help you with that…” You said and he blushed. 

He watched intently as you stood up from the floor to stand before him. Your pretty boobs sat right in front of his face and he couldn’t help but stare. You saw him lick his lips and you knew what he was thinking.

“Do it.” He hummed, confused at what you meant. “Put them in your mouth.”

“Oh- I… I’m-“

“You want to, no?” He just stared at you, red as a strawberry. “You can tell me, I won’t tease you. I promise.”

Jaehyun dipped his head towards your body but stopped before touching your skin. You bit your lip at the action, he kept stopping and while he didn’t mean to—it was almost as if he was teasing you. 

“Are you sure this is not a prank?” His eyes glistened as he looked up at you. 

“Not at all.” His heart sped up at a hundred miles per hour. The look on your face almost made him melt, the way you stared into his eyes told him you were being honest. 

He couldn’t believe you actually liked him—or well, at least were attracted to him. He’d have his time to ask if you want him as a boyfriend or just as a fuck buddy. 

You were lost in thought when you felt soft lips press on the valley of your breasts. The strands of his hair falling from the front tickled your body, so you tucked them behind his ears.

“Is that okay?” He asked as he trailed his kisses up your chest and over your boobs.

“Yes, baby. That feels good.” You smiled and with that he poked his tongue out to lap at your nipple, making you gasp.

“Did I hurt you?” Jaehyun asked worriedly.

“No, baby. I’m just sensitive there, you’re doing a great job, beautiful…” he hummed and sucked on your bud, a soft moan leaving your lips.

He swirled his tongue around the bud, slurping around your skin. Your hands played with his hair as he switched to your other nipple.

“Mmm, that feels so good, baby…” his hands roamed around your back and bottom. “Such a good boy…”

He came up for air, lips and chin glistening from the sloppy way he was sucking your tits. You took that opportunity to tilt his chin and kiss him again, you could easily get addicted to his lips.

“Let me make you feel good, okay?” He nodded drowsily and you dropped to your knees. 

His breath hitched when your hand rubbed his hard-on over his pants. Your fingers hooked on his waistband and removed his sweats, leaving him in his boxers.

“Are you okay with this, Jae?” You asked when you saw him breathing quickly. “Have you ever been with a girl, pretty boy?”

“D-does a, uhm,” he scratched his temple as he stuttered. “A ha-handjob count?” He whispered the last part.

Truth is, he wasn’t—technically—a virgin. A few years back he had gone to one of Yuta’s parties (forced by his friends), where he had hit it off with the girl he had a crush on for the longest time, who had seemed to be interested in him until they got to one of the bedrooms and well, she gave him a handjob. Which didn’t end so well… He had cum in less than 5 seconds, which turned her off and she ghosted him after that. 

“Hmm, what a bitch. I would never do you like that, baby.” You said. “If you want me to stop, don’t feel shy to tell me, baby.”

He whined when your lips touched his dick over the fabric of his underwear. You glided your tongue over his clothed bulge and saw him tense up. 

Hooking your fingers on his waistband, you removed his underwear. A loud gasp left your lips when you saw his pretty pink cock standing proudly. Your cheeks flushed to the deepest shade they could get and your face was warm.

“Is-is there something wrong? Do you- do you not like it?” He started asking a bunch of questions, worried that you might not be attracted to him anymore.

“No!” You said a little too fast. “I mean- no, not at all. You’re just… really big.”

“O-oh. I’m… is that a bad thing?” He asked, blushing like crazy.

“What? No, no. Nothing could ever be wrong with you, pretty boy.” You pulled him down and kissed him. “Now, let me make you feel good okay? Relax…”

You grabbed his dick in your hand and pumped his length a few times, small whines and moans leaving his lips. After pooling some saliva in your tongue, you poked it out to lick his tip, a loud groan resonating from him. You swirled your tongue around his tip before going down on him.

“Oh!” He let out a loud moan and you pressed your legs together.

The deeper his dick was down your throat, the louder his moans got. It was driving you insane! All of the sounds he made were heavenly, and you couldn’t understand how someone could be turned off by him being this whiny and cute. 

His tip hit the back of your throat and you gagged a bit, tears forming in your eyes. You bobbed your head a little faster, before coming up for air. When he saw your face like that, something switched in him. He absolutely loved the sight of your teary eyes and the string of saliva that connected your lips to his cock—it was the hottest thing he’d ever seen, way better than any of the over-exaggerated porn videos he’d watched before.

A soft hum left your throat when his hand came down to pet your hair. He was the sweetest guy you’ve ever been with, and you could tell he was genuinely sweet—it wasn’t just his lack of experience.

You kissed down his shaft and sucked on his balls, making him moan louder than before. He was going to drive you crazy with his moans, it was just so sexy. You left his cock to kneel up and kiss his chest. Trailing kisses and leaving marks from collarbones down to his pecs, and down his abs. You also took some time to tease his nipples with your tongue as he whined. 

“Ah, _____,” he moaned and threw his head back. “I’m- s’good…” Jaehyun moaned as your hand worked on his dick and your tongue on his nipples.

“I know, baby. I know…” you cooed when you saw his face. His mouth was agape and his eyes fluttered shut, his cheeks and chest were blushed to the prettiest shade of pink.

“Hmm, I love that…” he whimpered when you when back to sucking his dick. 

The feeling of your tongue was driving him mad, he couldn’t understand the feeling he had. His lower stomach was feeling funny and it was way more intense than the time he had with his past crush.

His whimpers and sobs were making you wet. You gagged around his length when his hand grabbed your hair harshly.

“I-I’m sor- ah!” He had absolutely no control over his body, he could’ve sworn he was going to pass out at any second. 

The man couldn’t help himself and let out loud moans and whimpers of your name and other slurred profanities—which only made you want him more, not being used to such words ever coming out of his pretty mouth.

“I c-can’t hold it in, b-baby.” The petname made your heart flutter.

You kept bobbing your head and hollowing your cheeks as his moans grew louder and louder. His grip on your head intensified as he climaxed. His warm cum filled your throat as you swallowed around him.

He groaned as you sucked him dry and removed him from your mouth to catch your breath. Your pretty eyelashes dampened from the tears that were falling off your eyes from trying to fit him in. Jaehyun’s hand that was on your hair came down to caress your cheek softly as he struggled to control his breathing.

“Did you like that, angel?” You asked and you melted into his touch, staring up at him, who was laying back on the couch.

He nodded and moved to pet your hair. You smiled and sat up to help him put his underwear back on before standing up and straddling him on the sofa.

“You did so well, baby.” You cooed and kissed his pout and his pink cheeks.

“I should return the favor…” he said softly and you shook your head.

“I don’t want to tire you, we’ll do that next time…” you smirked and he chuckled nervously.

You couldn’t help but cling to him, hugging him tight and resting your head on his shoulder, while his arms moved to circle your waist and his fingers caressed your skin.

“Did you mean what you said?” You asked genuinely after a few seconds. “About me being pretty?” he nodded and looked down at you.

“You are the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen.” You couldn’t help but hug him tighter. His tone was sincere and his eyes told you he actually thought you were beautiful. It filled your heart, it felt like it would explode at any second.

“I really like you, Jaehyun.” You confessed. “Not only, like… physically, but I think you are very sweet and smart and kind and… well, perfect.”

He blushed and kissed your forehead.

“I promise I’m not messing with you. I genuinely like you a lot. I was also not kidding about me failing class because of you.” He hummed. “I truly can’t concentrate with you next to me.” He chuckled softly.

“I really like you too. I never thought you’d like me back.” He said softly. “No one ever does…”

“Well, their loss! Cause you’re mine now!” You grinned. “If you accept to be my boyfriend.” 

“I’ve never had a girlfriend before, I don’t know if I’d be the best boyfriend…” he answered.

“I don’t care. I’ll be your first girlfriend!” You giggled. “And hopefully your last, too.”

“What was that?” He blushed. 

“I love your cheeks, they are so pretty!” You said and squished them. “I still need you to tutor me, though. I can’t fail this class.”

“Anything for you…” he smiled and kissed your temple.

Jaehyun walked into the building quietly, holding his books to his chest in hopes that no one would suspect a thing. He wore a turtleneck to hide the little gifts you had left the night before after your g first date.

“Had a great night?” Taeyong asked, smirking. His friends approached him as he made his way to his class.

“Uh… studying. Yes.” Jaehyun responded.

“Yeah right…” Johnny squinted his eyes and smirked.

“Oh hey, _____!” Yuta said as he saw you approach them behind the dimpled guy. “We missed you at the party!”

“Oh yeah, I had to study.” You said and looked at Jaehyun, a purple mark peeking on the back of his neck, under his turtleneck and your eyes widened as you pulled it up a little.

His shoulders moved up as your fingers tickled his neck.

“Isn’t it funny how you both had to study on the same night?” Johnny asked.

“Well, we have the same class.” Jaehyun retorted.

“Oh yeah?” Taeyong hummed.

“Yep! Now, if you excuse us, we need to get to class or the professor will kill me.” You smiled and placed your hand on Jaehyun’s waist.

“Hmm… okay…” Yuta said. “Next time cover the hickeys better.”

���Hickeys? What hickeys?” Jaehyun chuckled nervously before you turned him over by the shoulders.

“Jaehyun!” you scolded as you saw a big purple hickey peeking right by his ear. 

“Sorry! I didn’t know how to use the powder you gave me!” He whined, red as a tomato.

Your friends laughed out loud, making fun of their newly corrupted friend.

“Hey! Leave my baby alone!” You said. “Here, let me cover it for you.” You said taking out a small powder and concealer kit from your purse.

“So are y’all a thing now? Or just… y’know…” Johnny clicked his tongue and raised his eyebrows.

“None of your business.” You said as you applied powder on the mark. “But he’s my boyfriend now, so I’ll kick your ass if you keep on teasing him.”

“Ooh!!! Jeong Jaehyun has a girlfriend finally!” The guys hollered and he blushed.

“There you go, pretty boy. Now, let’s go to class and pass the exam.” You grabbed his hand and pulled him with you.

“Yeah, pretty boy, go to class.” Taeyong hollered while Yuta whistled and Johnny laughed.

You both entered the classroom and your professor furrowed his eyebrows, confused at the fact that you hung from Jaehyun’s arm.

“I’m guessing the tutoring session went well?” He chuckled.

“Best idea you’ve ever had!”

NEOYUNO 2022

[lavender--fairy]

"I Shifted!!"

OKAY OKAY So i just got back from like 2 months from my dr (1 hour=1 week in my dr) I really wasn't gonna come back but i promised myself that i'd come back to tell you guys so here i am!! 🔮My dr🔮 So in my dr i live in the dorm of stray kids(a kpop band) and i will eventually get famous and end up being an actual celeb. i am a Fashion student btw. And i am also friends with other bands.i also have super powers cause why not. Plus if i have an AI in my mind names Jarvis and when i ask him stuff he answers and helps me with everything. 🦋How i shifted 🦋 So i was really mad last night cause everytime i tried to shift i'd sleep and wake up in this reality. i literally yelled at the universe and was like "i am not waking up in this reality anymore bye" and went to bed but fell asleep again. then i woke up in the middle of night after like 30 mins and then i started affirming that i was in my dr and fell asleep(that was the last thing on my mind when i fell asleep) i slept in the feeling of wish fulfilled. (reminder you dont need to be mad to shift lmao) ✨When i woke up✨ I was kinda awake but didn't wanted to wake up, and then my eyes just opened all of a sudden (i scripted that my eyes will open automatically when i fully shift) i saw that my blanket was different and i was like "wait what" i woke up and saw around and was super confused but when i realized that it was my dr bedroom I LITERALLY WAS LIKE AHHHHHH!! i did reality checks to see if i was dreaming but it felt so real like OMG, i literally buried my face in a pillow and screamed. i started looking around my room and i was the most excited about my closet cause i planned what it'd look like. when i checked it had alll the outfits and i was so excited to wear them!! i literally sat there going crazy for a while and then a thought hit me "so you are telling me that when i go through that door THE REAL stray kids will just be outside?? like just chilling?? omgg" I realized about Jarvis so i said "Jarvis?" and i tell you i heard "yes master, may i help you?" I WAS SOO SHOOK OMGGG !! I went out to see Channie oppa (im sorry it feels weird without honorifications now lol) and he saw me and said "oh the princess is finally awake huh?" i literally said "ARE YOU REAL??" and he laughed and pinched his cheeks and said "i mean i think so??" he said he bought some strawberries cause i asked him to and i was like "th-thank you" i brushed, took a shower,wore my fit, and then i got a call from niki from enhypen( a band again) he said to come over and i said "i didnt even eat my breakfast yet" he said we were eating breakfast and Jake oppa said "it feels like someone is missing" and everyone said oh yeah -my name- is missing so they ordered food for me too and want me to come over. i was like okay so he said he's come to pick me up. i literally kept taking pictures of everything cause it was my first day after shifting yk lmao. (its getting too long but i'll make another post if you want me to) YOU GUYS SHIFT!! ITS THE BEST EXPERIENCE OF ALL TIMES!! DONT GIVE UP YOU WILL SHIFT!!

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you asked for it

kaeya & f!reader [NSFW]

4.2k words • ~30 min. read

summary: after a frustrating and touch starved week, kaeya catches you playing with yourself despite promising you wouldn’t while he was gone. needless to say, he is not happy.

warnings: sadist kaeya, lots of degradation, choking, bondage, spanking, belt whipping, facefucking

notes: i’m so embarrassed to post this because i’ve never written a full nsfw thing before hahahhddhdhd anyway i’m going to hell... also if you can spot canon voice lines i’ll give you a smooch

"I’M HOME, PRINCESS!"

 Kaeya's alluring voice marked his distant presence outside the bedroom door. The sound of the front door closing behind him made me jump and snapped me out of my daydreaming state.  I could hear him taking off his shoes and putting his bags down on the dining table, the sounds of his coat shuffling off his body and onto the coat rack making my thoughts race even faster.

 He's home already?  I thought he was coming home tomorrow!

 "Our new recruits did so well in training that Jean let me off a day early.  They don't need anything else from me for now," he said, as if he were reading the questions that bubbled in my head.  "Can you believe it?  I hardly ever get a break.  I guess today is truly my lucky day."

 Panic began to bubble in my stomach now as I heard his footsteps quickly advancing towards me, giving me no time to cover up the sticky situation I put myself in.

 Literally, a sticky situation.

 I had been spending the last half hour curing my loneliness in bed, using my hands to replace the pleasure I was missing so badly from Kaeya.  His sudden return home made me curse under my breath. I was so close to a release too.

 I quickly pulled my fingers away and sprung up from the bed, rushing to the dresser to find some clothes to throw on.  But as soon as I pulled the nearest shirt over my head, the bedroom door creaked open, revealing the handsome figure standing and immediately pinning his eyes at me.

 "Hi, Kaeya!" I turned and took a few steps towards him, immediately wrapping my arms around his torso and burying my head in his chest.  He smelled like sweat and hard work.  "Welcome home, sweetheart!"

 "[Y/N]," Kaeya placed cold hands on my lower back to return the hug and gave me a sweet smile, "what were you doing just now, cutie?"

 "I was just about to take a bath," I quickly lied and cupped his face with my dry hand to give him a peck on the cheek.  "Care to join me?"

 His expression suddenly changed from gentle and loving to unimpressed.  He could see through my lie – I could tell.  He was always so good at spotting my lies. His blank eyes pierced through mine, sending a shiver down my spine.  Or maybe that was his hands slowly freezing up my skin with his vision, the annoyance easily seeping through his sharp stare.

 "Are you sure, princess?" he reached to grab my other hand and lifted it up to his face, licking my wet fingers without breaking eye contact. He let out a deep growl at the taste, his eyes turning more dangerous by the second.  Any hopes of me escaping this lie were completely gone now.  "It doesn't seem like you were... 'just about to take a bath.'"

 "Kaeya..." my body quivered at his strong grip on my hand, "Listen, I’m so sorry, I was just so lonely without you–"

 His face inched closer to mine as he slowly walked both of us to the edge of the bed.  "You couldn't wait for a week?" his sharp voice tickled my ears, "I specifically told you to wait for me, didn't I?  You even promised me you would."

 "Y-yes, I did promise," we stood at the foot of the bed, my naked hips desperately pressed into his.  "I’m so sorry–"

 "Yeah, you’re 'so sorry,'" he mocked me and rolled his eyes with a smirk.  "You better be sorry, sweetheart.  I missed you too, but at least I kept up my end of the promise and didn't touch myself while I was gone, unlike some slut I know," he hissed.

 Suddenly, he wrapped his other hand around my neck and began applying pressure, pinning me down into the mattress.  His clothed knee spread my legs open and pressed against my sensitive clit, driving more shivers up my spine and triggering a moan from my throat that only came out as a weak whimper.  His face leaned down to mine to give me slow, gentle kisses.  "My slut," he whispered between kisses, squeezing my throat harder, "I can’t believe I’m in love with a stupid disobedient bitch."

 The insults only made my core light up with satisfaction.  I closed my eyes and relaxed into his touch, forgetting about all the consequences I knew he would lay out for me in a few moments.  I could tell he missed me just as much as I missed him with how gentle and loving his kisses were in contrast to his hand suffocating me.  We kissed as if this was our last time ever seeing each other, as if the world was going to end in one minute.  My heart thumped with excitement as the realization that he was finally back home began to settle in.

 He released my poor throat and instead ran his fingers through my hair, massaging my scalp and deepening the kiss.  His lips began moving with a purpose, groans escaping and movements getting more and more desperate.  "[Y/N]," he muttered into my own lips, "I missed you so much, princess. You have no idea how badly I’ve wanted this."

 He slowly separated his face from mine and nuzzled his head into my neck, biting and suckling my already bruised skin from all the other love marks he had given me last week as a memento before he left.  "I’m not going easy on you after this, sweetheart. Savor my mercy while it lasts."

 I grew restless after a few minutes of him licking and nibbling at my neck and started to grind my hips on his knee, wanting some kind of advancement in this hazy evening.  He took notice of this and paused his kisses, lifting his eyes to meet mine.  I pleaded for more action with a pout, to which he replied by removing his knee and instead tucking his thighs below mine with my legs pinned at his sides.  I let out a shaky exhale at the realization that his bulge was mere inches away from my holes.

 "What's the hurry, princess?" he leaned down to run his hands up my sides, dragging my loosely fitted shirt along with him.  "Is there something you're waiting for?"

 He pulled the shirt up enough to expose my anticipating breasts, perked with excitement at his chilled fingers.  I gasped at the bite of the cold air he was manifesting.  "Kaeya, please..."

 “Please what?" he traced a finger on the underside of my breasts and planted more kisses across my collarbone, "Use your words, baby.”

 "Stop teasing me, please," I begged with shame, "You know I want you...  I need you inside of me..."

 He hummed as if he were processing my answer.  Instead of using his own words, he responded by completely pulling the shirt off of me and twisting it into a long strip.  He grabbed both of my hands and pinned them above my head, purposefully pressing his bulge against my aching hole.  He hesitated to look down at me, his eyes becoming consumed with pure lust.

 "Final warning, [Y/N].  Do you want to do this now?" Any remaining gentleness seemed to slowly spill out of his voice as he made it apparent he was asking for my consent.  My core lit up once more knowing we were just getting started.

 I trembled with a mixture of excitement and fear, not knowing what he had under his sleeve tonight after the touch deprived days that broke our usually consistent sex streak.  We were two lovers in desperate need of pleasure.  "I need to be fucked senseless," my voice shakily begged, "I need to be covered in your cum by sunrise, sir."

 He raised his eyebrows at the vulgar language that spewed out of my mouth, knowing how uncharacteristic it was for me to beg before we've begun.  Judging by the evil smirk that formed on his face, those two simple sentences were enough to send him over the edge and into complete darkness.  An evil chuckle escaped his lips. The glint in his eyes that was once loving and sweet became borderline malicious within seconds.

 "Safeword?" he breathily muttered with a grin.

 "Diluc," I sarcastically sneered at him, knowing how much he hated when I used his brother's name as a safeword, even if it was just a joke.  His hand quickly struck me across the face, catching me by surprise.  The sting made my eyes swell with small tears.

 "Fucking brat, always messing around with me," he chuckled.  "But you know, I could always arrange something for the three of us–"

 "Kaeya!" I interrupted him and he laughed at my flustered face.  We had been joking about a threesome for quite some time now.  At least... I was joking about it. Maybe he seriously meant it.

 He guided his hands to make me sit up then pinned my arms behind my back. "It’s just a suggestion," he grinned at the thought while tying my wrists together with my own shirt.  "Oh, to see my little princess squirm with both her holes pounded crying with pleasure and pain...  That would be quite the sight indeed, don't you think?"

 “Please shut up,” I giggled, bucking my hips into his for an ounce of stimulation.  He tightened the fabric around my wrists and tugged at it a few times to make sure it stayed in place.  He gently laid me down again, enjoying the sight of my naked body fully exposed to him.

 "Now for the fun part," he smiled.

 He sat up to take his own shirt off and set it aside.  My eyes widened at the sight of his toned torso, my mouth practically drooling as my gaze traced his muscular abdomen.  His delectable skin glistened in the light of the fading sunset and I couldn't help but stare at his beautiful body.  To my dismay, my staring was interrupted by his shirt being placed over my eyes as he blindfolded me, pausing the fantasies in my head that came with that delicious sight.

 I felt Kaeya’s hands turn my vulnerable body so my chest pressed against the bed, my back arching to greet his face with my holes.  He snickered at the sight of me being drenched as a result of him teasing me for the past ten or so minutes with kisses and cold fingers.  All I could feel was his chilled breath tormenting my wetness and a hand caressing my inner thigh.  "Seems like you're so eager to be touched despite ruining yourself with your own fingers.”

 "Y-yes," I whimpered as one finger outlined my entrance, making me gasp.  "More..."

 He suddenly slapped my ass with his other hand, earning a yelp from my throat.  "I’ll think about it after I punish you, cunt.  Don't think I have forgotten about that."

 He got off the bed to stand up and pulled my body closer to the edge of the mattress.  "Now, count to fifty."

 I hesitated.  "Fifty? What do you mean–"

   "Do I seriously need to repeat myself for your dumb whore brain?" he responded slowly and sternly as if he were spelling it out for me.  "Count to fifty now before I leave you here and drink at the tavern tonight instead. You wouldn’t want to waste an opportunity to get fucked stupid by my fat cock tonight, would you?"

   I paused again thinking about why he'd want me to count in this situation before shyly starting.  "One–"

 SLAP!

 "Fuck!" I instinctively buried my face into the sheets as his hand stung my ass.  That hurt way more than it should.  That's why he wants me to count?

 "If I hear anything out of that mouth other than numbers I will not hesitate to leave you here.  No cursing, no gasping, no moaning.  Do you understand?  Now pull yourself together and count.  Start from one again."

 I quivered at the thought of him leaving me here after already being separated for a week.  I suppose the pain I’ll soon endure is my punishment, after all. So with no hesitation, I obeyed what he told me to do.

 "One..."

 SLAP!

 “T-two...!"

 SLAP!

 It hurt so bad and it had barely begun.  “Three..."

 SLAP!

 “Pick up the pace, my little painslut.  You can handle it."

 "Four..."

 SLAP!

 “Five..."

 SLAP!

 "You're doing so well, princess."

 Soon enough, we were nearing the end.  I truly underestimated Kaeya's strength with each smack.  Sometimes I forget that he's a Knight of Favonius, that he has a vision, and that he trains nearly every day to maintain his strength.  His blows were hellish now in comparison to the first few counts, which were extremely gentle in hindsight.  And he never hesitated with each slap, as if he wanted to do this to me for a long time.

 “Forty eight..."  I was a teary eyed mess at this point, trembling at the pain that stung like a million needles.

 SLAP!

 “Forty nine..." I whimpered, thinking about how i got myself into this situation, never being punished by him like this before.

 SLAP!

 “F-Fifty!"

SLAP!

 I sobbed at the aching pain while he simply chuckled.  He sat next to me and sighed contently.  "How do you feel, princess?"

 "P-please stop...  no more..." I muttered incoherently as the pain didn't seem to fizz away.

 "You have a safeword you know.  But it would be a shame to stop now when we’ve only just begun," he caressed my bruised skin with care, making me flinch instinctively.   I gulped.

 No.  I'm not going to stop here.

 "Tell me how you feel, my love.  Don't be shy."

 I paused, struggling to come up with the right words when all my brain could focus on was the excruciating soreness.  "I-it hurts s-so much..."

 "I know, baby.  But that's what you get for disobeying me.  You’ve learned your lesson, I hope?"

 "Yes, I-I've learned my lesson, sir," I breathily cried, "I w-won't ever do it again..."

 Suddenly I felt his thumb caress my wetness, eliciting a gasp from my throat.  "Oh?  But it seems like you actually really enjoyed that," he played with my aching folds as I stifled my moans, not sure if I was allowed to make noise.  "Well, princess...  that's not what a punishment is for, don't you think?"

 He pulled away his hand as he stood up which made me whine at the loss of touch.  I heard him undo his belt, but once it was off, I didn't hear him unzip his pants like I had hoped for.  Instead, I felt a leather strip gently trail down my thigh.

 "Your skin isn't that pretty shade of purple I was hoping for either.  In fact, if I had to take a guess, I would say it's red from pleasure instead of pain."

 "Wait, Kaeya!  No, please, it really does hurt...!" I weakly muttered as the realization settled in when he gently tapped my skin with the looped leather.

 "I don't think you realize how long I've waited for a moment like this, baby," his gravely whisper struck a genuine fear into my stomach, "A moment when you'd slip up so I'd have an excuse to make you quiver in pain.  You've been such a good girl for so long that I've never had a moment where I can make you beg for my forgiveness.  Which, as a matter of fact, there hasn't been a single moment so far where you've begged.  I assume you haven't actually learned your lesson yet."

 He brought his hand up to prepare for a blow.  "I'm going to brand you.  I'm going to make your skin raw until I feel tired.  And I can last all night and all day, baby.  You know that."

 He whipped the belt down to meet my thigh, creating a new kind of pain that made me cry out in desperation.  This was a new side of Kaeya that I have never seen before.  A new darkness had consumed him so suddenly that I sat on the fence of being terrified and being turned on at the same time.

 And this was still only the beginning.

 "Convince me to forgive you or bleed.  Your choice."

 He immediately whipped me at a quick, consistent rhythm, paying more attention to my thighs in addition to my already bruised ass.  At times the belt would land on my holes, which made me twitch with excitement and agony at the same time. This isn’t like him. Why is he doing this to me?

 "K-Kaeya, please stop!" I moaned out after a few hits, "P-please stop, I'm begging you!"

 “Try again, slut."

 More hits landed with sharp hisses sizzling off of my skin.  "K-Kaeya, I'm so sorry!  P-please forgive me–"

 “I don't even know what you're apologizing for," he interrupted with that damned teasing tone of his, "Could you remind me again?"

 The blows got stronger, more urgent and unforgiving, hitting any inch of exposed skin even if it was already raw.  "I-I'm so sorry for disobeying you...  I'm sorry for t-touching myself without your permission...!  P-please stop, I just want you inside of me–"

 He paused the hits to emphasize his words, which were muttered through gritted teeth. "I don't give a single fuck about what you want, whore. You’re just a toy for my amusement and somehow you still managed to fuck up."

 He quickly resumed the stings. "I'll be a g-good girl from now on!  P-please...  Please just forgive me!  K-Kaeya!" my voice slowly raised in volume in cries for the pain to stop.

 "Dumb whore.  It’s funny that you think I believe you."

 “Y-yes, I’m a dumb whore!" I scrambled for words and just copied his. There was no use in begging anymore. A part of me hoped I would be beat to unconsciousness under him just to relieve myself of this pain momentarily.

 He let out a groan and a low maniacal laughter, "Seeing your veins under my belt makes my cock twitch, princess.  I'm not sure if I want to stop, even if you kept asking me to."

 I couldn't take it anymore.  The pain hurt so bad but as fucked up as it was, I was still so unbelievably aroused by him.  The thought of him getting so aroused by me pulled out some kind of satisfaction within, despite the borderline torture I was experiencing. Maybe he was so comfortable with hitting me because he saw my body as just another criminal to interrogate and punish. Maybe he was releasing pent up frustration on me. Why is all of this so arousing?

 I felt my core light up as my thighs squeezed together.  For a moment, I forgot about the pain and a wave of pleasure washed over my body, sending twitches through the nerves in my legs. "K-Kaeya, actually p-please stop, I think I'm gonna c-cum...!"

 He disappointedly cursed under his breath and let me feel one last blow for good measure before letting go of his grip on the belt and tossing it onto the bed.  “Fine. That’s enough for now.”

 He climbed over my curled up body so his bulge pressed against my tied hands near my tailbone, my head trapped between his hands on the mattress.  He stayed hovering over me, slowly panting.

 "I don't have enough words to describe how much you're turning me on right now," Kaeya began to slowly whisper.  I could feel how hard he was by how he nestled himself into my tied hands.  "Your body shaking under mine, shaking in pain and pleasure...  And to think you were going to cum by my belt alone...  You really are a slut, [Y/N]."

 "K-Kaeya, I'm your slut...  and I need your cock in me now," I weakly interrupted him, "I n-need to be fucked...  right now, please, I'm begging you..."

 He stayed there for a moment, taking in the sight of my helplessness before standing up at the edge of the bed again.  He guided my shaking torso up to finally flip me on my back, pulling me closer so my head hung over the edge.  My lower half felt so relieved to finally make contact with the soft sheets, which were slightly damp from sweat and possibly my own wetness. I felt him wrap the belt around my neck, letting the loop gently tighten around my throat as he tugged.  I couldn't help but be reminded that he could kill me here if he really wanted to.  I was completely surrendered to him.

 I heard him finally take off his pants with the other leg, the scent of his sweaty skin tickling my nose.  I have never longed to get this stupid blindfold off and lay my eyes on his figure already. It had been so long since we’ve seen each other and now that he’s here I couldn’t even fully appreciate the sight of him. Nevertheless, I felt the shadow of his cock drape over my face and let out an exhale before he tugged the belt to catch my attention.

 “Don't make me tell you what to do."

 I opened my mouth and stuck my tongue out eagerly which earned a chuckle from him.  He slowly pressed the tip of his cock into my awaiting throat, groaning loudly in the process.  he was surprisingly gentle about making sure I wouldn't choke immediately.  "F-fuck yes, [Y/N]...  taking all of it in like a good slut..."

 As soon as his long member hit the back of my throat, he tugged the belt tightly and groaned deeper.  My throat spasmed at the suffocating sensation which he responded to by pulling tighter.  I tried my best to relax.  "Behave," he reminded me.

 He began fucking my throat with no mercy, gradually quickening his pace but never pulling out or pausing to let me catch my breath.  He had trained my throat over the past few months for this, but the belt added a whole other level of difficulty and torment.  The muscles of my throat tightening around him more than usual made him breathlessly curse and praise me.  "Such a good slut...  My whore is doing so well taking my big cock...”

 He eventually let go of the belt to place both of his hands on either side of my face and fuck my mouth senselessly, ignoring my sputtering and cries for help at the suffocation.  It felt like I was drowning, but all I could think about was how good it felt to pleasure him, to hear his grunts and sighs of relief. His praises were consistent, a stark contrast to the way he degraded and pummeled me into the ground like a prisoner. Before I nearly passed out at the cut off oxygen, all his pent up frustration over the past week suddenly flooded my throat as his warm fluid was dumped into my mouth, deep groans and heavy breaths filling up the room.  His breath stuttered as I swallowed each pump of cum he fed me with hazy eyes, somehow enjoying this moment despite suffocating as he used his thumb to caress my face.  Kaeya placed a hand on the bed and pulled his hips away from my hanging head, leaning over my body and keeping only the tip of his cock inside my mouth.  I coughed and sputtered for a moment before pulling myself together to swirl my tongue over his tip, inciting a few twitches and extra drops of cum as a reward.  Tears and saliva painted my face, but at last, I finally caught a moment to breathe.

 "Keep licking and I might immediately cum again," Kaeya chuckled, cooling down from the heat of the moment.

 "I wouldn't complain," I playfully responded, letting out small coughs to clear my throat.

 "I suppose that's enough punishment for today," he gently lifted my head back up on the bed to provide better airflow.  He untied the blindfold off of my face so I could finally see him again.

 "Hi, handsome," I grinned, saliva dripping down my cheeks and into my hair. He ran his fingers through my hair and began massaging my scalp.

 "God... you are so inexplicably beautiful right now," he whispered desperately.  He began slowly stroking his cock in front of my face and deepened the massage, a proud yet cunning grin stretching across his face.  "But you'd look even more beautiful with my cum dripping out of your cunt, don’t you agree?"

 I moaned out his name and slowly lifted my knees up to my chest, teasingly using my hands to pull my thighs apart as an invitation. My eyes stayed locked with his. "Punishment's over, right?"

 He silently agreed, releasing his cock from his grip and taking another moment to catch his breath.  I watched him with pure lust in my eyes as he positioned himself at the crevice of the pillows in front of me then pulled my body forward to sit in his lap.  His sensitive cock twitched as the tip of his shaft kissed my dripping hole, aching to rearrange my insides.  He used one hand to pull himself down and shower my shoulder with bites and kisses, the other hand reaching down to massage my wet cunt, preparing for the night ahead.

 "My beautiful, stunning slut..." he growled into my ear between kisses, "I can't wait to see you completely destroyed by sunrise. You asked for it, after all."

[evendumbo]

I’ve been trying to understand the intensity behind the whole Ted and Rebecca should just be friends attitude. Wanting more representations of men and women being platonic friends is fine, but why wasn’t this “let them be friends!” demand targeted at Jim and Pam, or Niles and Daphne, or Monica and Chandler, etc.?

I can only come up with two possible answers. To expound on this argument a bit, men and women can be platonic friends, sure, but men who are soft and revel in their own feminine qualities can also be romantic sexy lovers with tall women that have muscles and occasional dom vibes. Ted and Rebecca do not conform with some gendered norms of heterosexuality and I think some Lasso fans don’t know what to do with a heterosexual coupling that has a slightly queer element. (I have seen a couple people literally say “yuck” to the possibility of romance between them and I’m like, wtf, where is that visceral response coming from?)

Second, the story is organized more as a movie romcom than a tv “will they/won’t they” arc and I think the writers have done something risky and unique by stretching out a romcom over three tv seasons. So that “dark forest” in the middle of a traditional romcom narrative that Ted talks about lasts for twelve episodes, or really a year of waiting between the 2nd and 3rd seasons, rather than a mere 30 min in a 90 min movie. The writers’ brilliant, subtle seed planting isn’t translating to some in part bc they are doing film-structured storytelling within a tv series wait time. So, folks not paying attention don’t feel narratively primed and they experience the ship as an ill-fated Rachel/Joey or Frasier/Roz hook-up that feels out of step with the characters. To which I say, go back and really rewatch the seasons with an open mind.

I mean…I didn’t really realize *tedbecca* until my second viewing of both seasons all together. I was too fascinated with and distracted by the other twenty relationships and conflicts in the show. After season 2 ended my main thought was, has this damn show just been an origin story for Nate this WHOLE TIME? 😂 It took another viewing to be like, lol look at the lovely, false niney way they’ve also set up a future romance between Ted and Rebecca while I wasn’t looking, this damn show.

Anyway, after season 3 is over, I hope that some of the fans who don’t want Ted & Rebecca to have a romantic relationship will see that, despite the dark forest, the narrative tactic was sound and the writers/actors were all perfectly capable of executing it.

[kalliyen]

Headcanon #2

Summary: You sneak a love note into in their stuff and they find it

Pairing: Enhypen (separately) x Gender Neutral Reader

Warnings: Mentions of food but other than that not much

Genre: A cup of fluff, a tablespoon of fluff, a teaspoon of fluff and a big pool of fluff

Word and Emoji Count: 1,313 (that’s a lot)

Disclaimer: In no way is this work of fiction to condone dating these boys this is merely again, a work of fiction I made up

Xiao-nim’s note: This was proofread my lovelies! Hope you enjoy! 💕

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꧂Lee Heeseung 🦌꧂

❃ You woke up in the middle of the night right next to Heeseung cuddling you

❃ You tried to go back to sleep but you couldn’t so you decided to slip out of Heeseung’s arms very carefully

❃ When you successfully slipped out of his arms you looked around and saw your pens 🖊 and papers 📝 you were using before you and Heeseung cuddled

❃ You had the brilliant idea of writing him a cute little note

❃ So there you were sitting on your desk and writing multiple cute little notes and one special letter for him for at least an hour

❃ He wakes up at like 7 am with you not being beside him which makes him a bit sad and confused 🤔

❃ You might not be there but he saw a little note on your pillow saying “Good Morning Hee! Sorry I’m sot here I’m at the grocery store buying more food cause you have nothing here,,,,,enjoy these little notes in the meantime! Expect them were you least expect them 😉”

❃ That certainly brought a smile to his face

❃ You might not be here but at least he has something of you

❃ Sighing lovingly, he gets out of bed with a big smile on his face looking forward to more of these sweet little notes you made for him 💕💕💕🥰🥰

꧂ Park Jay/Jongseong 🦅꧂

❃ You were soo bored 😶😶😶😶

❃ And you came up with a brilliant idea of writing cute little notes

❃ Jay was asking what you were doing and you tried to hide the fact that you were making love notes for him

❃ When he’s preoccupied doing something you stick one of the cute notes on the back of his phone and in his bag he uses for work

❃ plz 😫✊ he won’t and can’t stop smiling when he sees it

❃ Jungwon prolly asks him why he’s smiling like an idiot

❃ And lovestruck Jongseong doesn’t even hear his leader

❃ Repays you by spoiling you with kithes and cuddles 🥰

❃ He just loves you sm ok⁉️

꧂ Sim Jake/Jaeyun 🦮꧂

❃ You were scrolling through TikTok that day and found a video that spiked your interest

❃ So you decided to try it on your cute puppy bf

❃ And when he came home that night and saw you doing something he was all up in your face and askin u what u were doing

❃ You don’t tell him and he lets it go

❃ For now 🌝

❃ Guess who had the biggest smile on his face the next day when he sees the outcome of what you were hiding from him~~

❃ Spoils you with hugs and kithes as a thank you pt. 2

꧂ Park Sunghoon🐧 ꧂

❃ You missed him sm

❃ He was out practicing for the whole day and you were here, In his room desperately missing him

❃ You racked your brain thinking of something to do to subside the feeling of missing your man

❃ And when you couldn’t think of anything, you decided to grab your phone and scroll through Pinterest to get some sort of idea

❃ This particular post caught your eye and you decided to try it

❃ At first while you were doing it you felt a little cheesy but hey, you miss your boyfriend and you wanted to do something for him

❃ You’ve been making the cute little anecdotes for him for about an hour and 30 mins when you decide it’s time to put it on his stuff around the house

❃ Sunghoon was in for a shock when he sees a note on the door when he came home from practice that day

❃ He gets ready for bed and tucks himself in bed beside you and gives you a sweet peck on your head and mumbles a small ‘thank you baby’ with the softest smile on his face.

꧂ Kim Sun-oo 🦊꧂

❃ It was your 6 month anniversary with Sunoo and you wanted to do something sweet for him since he always did sweet things for you.

❃ You couldn’t really buy much while being an unemployed teenager

❃ So you came up with a sweet plan for your sweet partner

❃ 6 months of dating might not be a big deal for everyone but for you it was

❃ You jumped to your plan making the cute little notes and put them all around the house making a trail for him to follow when he gets home from the office

❃ He came home that afternoon holding various takeout orders in his arms while calling for you

❃ He put down the bags and was perplexed on why you weren’t answering him

❃ When he saw a note on the table saying “Welcome home sweetie! Follow these trail of notes and see your present at the end waiting for you 😘”

❃ So Sunoo followed said trail of notes and was seemingly surprised at what he saw at the end

❃ Though it wasn’t much he was taken aback and mouth agape

❃ Cause there you were looking all prim and pretty/handsome while sitting on a chair waiting for him in the backyard with a picnic blanket set out and all kinds of food on the blanket

❃ Sunno neared you and tackled you to the grass smothering you in kisses and smooches all over your face

❃ That certainly was a 6 month anniversary you would remember for the rest of your relationship. 🥰💕

꧂ Yang Jungwon 🐈 ꧂

❃ You’ve noticed that you’re normally curious and teasing boyfriend was now quiet and rarely smiled

❃ You asked him what was wrong and he just shrugged and said “nothing much, don’t worry about me Y/N”

❃ Now you definitely knew something was wrong because he didn’t call you Love

❃ You narrowed it down that he was so stressed and constantly practicing to the point he wasn’t eating or taking care of himself anymore

❃ And of course you were very crossed with this, because even he had a hectic idol life he still had to take care of himslef

❃ So when you were left alone in your shared apartment with Jungwon you decide to do something for him

❃ You made a full course meal yourself and made cute little notes saying ‘you can do it!’ and ‘I’m so proud of you Wonie!💕’ and stuff like that

❃ He was literally about to combust when he read those notes while he was eating the food you made for him (which was delicious btw)

❃ ‘How did I manage to be so lucky to snag an amazing and wonderful s/o like them?’ Jungwon thought to himself

❃ Now Jungwon knew, while he was with you he could get through any problem or any situation.

꧂ Nishimura Riki🐆 ꧂

❃ Similar to Jungwon’s case, Riki hasn’t been taking care of himself in exchange for more time to practice.

❃ You noticed he was not smiling his beautiful boxy smile that much anymore and looked quite pale

❃ And of course you were not happy with this

❃ You wanted to scold him when he got home but he looked so tired and immediately collapsed on the bed hugging you

❃ You couldn’t do anything much about it so you just let it slide for now and him have his well deserved rest

❃ You woke up earlier than your Puma-looking boyfriend and decided to give him a big breakfast even if he wasn’t one to eat much

❃ You also made him a Bento Box 🍱 for lunch and stuck a cute little note at the lid

❃ Riki was very thankful to you for doing this for him.

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Xiao-nim’s note: Hello Everyone! I hope you readers enjoyed this, it took me a while to finish. Also I might have gotten carried away while writing this that’s why there is so many words 😫🕶🤏 I was in a good mood to write

[hyetomi]

local florist! jungwon

pairings: gn! reader x jungwon

genre: fluff ! just fluff ! acquaintances to friends / lovers ? idk but it's hinted that their relationship will change in the future

warnings: none

word count: 960 words

notes: i got sidetracked ... so here's a jungwon as a florist au !! inspired by his vlive with cactuses and a prompt i started on twt ! im sorry for any mistakes i wrote this in like 30 mins

"So… what's wrong with my Spider Plant?" you asked, fidgeting with your sweater's sleeves as a nervous habit of yours.

"Alright so," the florist in front of you said, eyebrows furrowed in concentration as he fiddled with your plant. He lifted his head after examining it and continued, "I don't know." 

He looked at you, staring into your eyes. You stared at him back blankly. It was silent for several seconds as you tried to comprehend what the boy said. Only when his words fully registered in your mind did you start to freak out.

"What do you mean 'I don't know'? Aren't you a florist?" you shouted in panic.

"I'm new! And I was left in charge by the owner because he has some family matters to attend to!” he retorted. “I literally just started working on the day you came and got your plant! That was like…”

He stared into the ceiling as he tried to recall the day he saw you buy your beloved Spider Plant. You stared and frowned at the boy 一 Jungwon, as seen on his nametag 一 as he tried very hard to remember. Honestly, it seemed as if he had already forgotten about your problem. For a person who was supposed to be helping others with plants, he was terrible at it.

“2 weeks ago! Speaking of, how did you manage to kill your plant within 2 weeks?” he asked with a grin, his adorable dimples showing, only for it to falter when he saw your expression. “Did I get the time wrong?”

“Listen, Jungwon-” you started, but was cut off.

“How did you know my name?” Jungwon questioned, looking at you suspiciously.

“You’re wearing a name tag.”

“Oh.”

“Alright. Listen, Jungwon.” you tried again. “I just want my poor Hank to be healthy again. If you don’t know anything, I’d be better off searching on Google. And, by the way, you have no room to speak about my incapabilities to take care of Hank. I see you tripping over air while trying to reach your canteen table, although that's not too relevant with the topic.”

“How did you know that?” Jungwon asked you, looking at you suspiciously once again.

“We go to the same school. We’re in the same grade, you fool.” you answered him with a flat face, not amused with his words.

“Oh.” Jungwon mumbled, trying to recall whether he had seen you in school or not.

“I’ll give you time to process this information while I search for ways to revive my Hank.” you said, trying not to snicker at his expression.

Meanwhile, Jungwon was trying exceptionally hard to recall whether he had seen you in school. He blames it on his friends. Maybe if it weren’t for them being so hard to control, he would have remembered you. Especially since you were in his grade. How embarrassing of him. 

Honestly, he has never really shown any interest in anyone at school, so he has never bothered to remember the people around him. Except for his friends (he’s not so interested in them either) and his friend’s (namely Sunghoon) childhood friend. What’s their name again? They were very interesting. Actually, to think about it, they looked exactly like you! What if-

“Oh my god. You’re Sunghoon hyung’s childhood friend.” he blurted out.

You laughed. You laughed loudly. 

Jungwon was very embarrassed. How did he not remember you? He slowly sank onto his stool and hid his face between his hands, brown hair flopping onto the table. He knows his face and ears were as red as Rudolph’s nose, it could’ve brought a red rose to shame.

“You don’t have to hide, I can understand why you don’t remember me!” you reassured the poor boy in front of you and tried to stop your laugh, which you failed to do. “Earlier, I didn’t remember your name either, you know.”

“But still… it’s embarrassing!” he wailed, his words muffled by his hands. You laughed harder, making the boy shrink further into his seat.

“Well, you can make it up by helping me heal Hank. I just found out what’s wrong with it. I’ve been making it face direct sunlight.” you explained. “But apparently, Spider Plants aren’t supposed to have the sunlight directly on them.”

“Didn’t Mr. Yoon tell you exclusively to not do that?” he inquired, lifting his head to face you.

You were silent for a few seconds as the boy snorted at your guilty expression.

“Anyways, we need to soak it for a while.” you told him, pretending like you didn’t hear his previous statement.

“I’ll do it, give me Hank and I’ll soak it.” he offered as he lifted the pot off the table.

Jungwon took large strides towards the back of the shop as you watched him carry your cherished plant and tried to revive it.

“My name is Y/N, by the way!” you shouted after him. You walked over to the stool where Jungwon was previously seated and sat on it while you waited for the boy to finish.

“Well, Y/N, let’s get ice cream after this while we let Hank soak! I’m closing in around 20 minutes.” he suggested as he walked back to the front desk.

You thought about it for a while, before agreeing.

“That’s my seat, by the way.” he teased, earning an eye roll in return.

"I'll let you get your stool back. Only because you're cute." you said nonchalantly, smiling when you saw his cheeks bloom and how he tried to hide it by face-planting on the desk.

Let's just say that the flower shop did not get any new customers because a loud, high-pitched scream scared them away.

(And you had an amazing date hangout afterward.)

[mggpleasedontlookhere]

home run

request: Spencer Reid and reader go undercover at a baseball game and their really close friends but then they get put on the kiss cam 👉👈

word count: 1,204                                                                                     reading time aprox: 4 mins 30 secs

masterlist

“Did you know that essentially baseball is based on the physics of fluid dynamics, and a pitch produces a turbulent wake of air behind the ball. At which gets deflected depending upon which way the ball rotates. The rotation, actually causes the ball to move across the plate according to the same principles-” Spencer rambles, maneuvering his fingers around to motion to a spherical form rotating on it’s axis. 

“And why would I know that Reid?” I laughed while playfully pushing him to the side, making sure he didn’t fall sideways on the steps we were trudging on. “You know for a guy who knows about the physics of sports, you don’t seem to actually like the sport itself” I criticized, watching Spencer cringe and crinkle his nose. 

“I prefer the sport of chess” He retorted, scanning his eyes over the various crowds of middle age dads, young children, and die hard fans that populated the stands. 

We were working a case here in New York City, comprised of a retired MLB investor who’s been suspected of 4 homicides of past athletes that played for the Mets. 

I scoffed in amusement at the articulation of his words. “Remind me to educate you on being a normal human being after we’re done with this case” I teased whilst profiling the event. The floors of the stadium were tarnished in the sticky residue of spilled soda combined with leftover popcorn kernels. 

“Oh be quiet Y/L/N, you were nowhere close to being normal when we were kids” Spencer commented, referring to my theater phase where I enacted and memorized every line from The Phantom of the Opera. 

Reminiscing on my glory days, I remember compelling Spence to drop his physics textbooks when he was studying for his finals in high school, so that he would recite the entire play with me. “Okay but you were an atrocious Phantom to my Christine” I countered. 

We both laughed at the memories we’ve made together, taking our seats in the process as the game resumed from it’s halftime show. “Our unsub a 35 to 45 year old white male” I reminded him, examining the game in process. “But that’s literally almost everybody in here” I groaned, seeing the lack of diversity in the stands. 

“Yeah, but remember we’re looking for someone in posh clothing with the possibility of being overweight, which matches with the corresponding insecure factor of our unsub” He noted, taking a look at the VIP box that hung just above the top rows of the stadium. “He’s still regarded as a figure of influence so he may be in there” He gestured pointing to the location where many high class individuals usually resided. 

“You may be right, let’s go-” I began my sentence but was abruptly interrupted by the sound of the announcer’s voice broadcasted all over stadium. “Ladies and Gentlemen, I hope everyone’s having an extraordinary time with us-” The man on the speaker said, although I drowned out his words as my focus derived from allocating our suspect in the VIP box. 

The man began announcing advertisements and I took that as an opportunity to leave. “Come on Spence, you go into the room and I’ll-” I instructed while maneuvering out of the stands until a man twice my height and size unexpectedly occupied the seat at the end of the row, impeding my exit strategy. I went up to try and tap the individual to motion for him to leave, but instead he brought his legs up and settled them on the spine of the seat in front of him. 

What a jackass

I reached for my badge that hung on the hemline on my pants when I felt Spencer nudge at me in hesitance. He then pointed up to the big screen on the opposite side of the stadium when I had realized that both of our faces were shown in pixels. Bewilderment flooded my thoughts until I saw ‘Kiss Cam’ in big bright animated letters lay coolly on the screen. 

I gulped, watching Spencer looking at me for answers while he rubbed his hands on the material of his pants. Noticing his panicked state, I waved off the camera, indicating that I didn’t want to be part of the tradition, but was revoked on the choice when the crowd began to chant. 

“KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS!” permeated both mine and Spencer’s eardrums making my heart race increase. Spencer continued to look at me in apprehension, dread probably running through that pretty little head of his. 

“Spence, forget them, we don’t have to anyway” I turned around tugging at his arm to walk away from the cameras, but he took his stance. I peered at him in puzzlement, questioning his actions until he practically yanked my arm to where we were chest to chest. 

A red tint had blossomed on the apple of my cheeks as I felt his breath fanning over my face. “Spence I-” I stuttered, not knowing how to go about the situation. 

“Just shh” Spencer reassured. “Can I?” He sweetly asked, staring at my lips as I did so to his. I nodded in affirmation, the warmth shared between us making the small interaction more intimate. With my consent, he leaned down pressing a chaste kiss on lips.   

Kissing him felt like I was jumping on clouds or floating in space with nothing tethered to me. The skin on his lips were soft and supple as he maneuvered them sublimely against my own. Regardless of the short and affection gesture, he lingered after he was finished, placing another kiss on my forehead. 

The kiss cam then traveled to another pair, but time seemed to stop on it’s own as we stood gazing at one another. “I- Spence you didn’t really have to-” I spoke, shaking my head in disbelief at what had occurred. 

“But I wanted to” Spencer professed, cutting me off mid sentence and denying me of the radical accusations I’ve made. 

“You’ve never told me, that you know, you liked me or a-anything. I jus-st thought that you didn’t like me, especially with JJ when we f-first started and then-” I rambled, unable to produce regular sentences without getting my words caught up in each other. 

Spencer reached over, grabbing my chin with his forefinger and thumb to acquire my attention. “I’ve never taken the chance to” He admitted shyly, caressing his thumb over the soft skin of my face. 

His hazel eyes emitted nothing but a loving and genuine gaze that made my heart melt right into his hands. In all the years that I’ve been with him, I’ve never noticed his affection towards me. 

“It’s funny how you’re a profiler and you haven’t been able to figure it out Y/L/N” He taunted, grinning at me while the blush on my cheeks grew exponentially. 

“Shut up Spence, you’re just lucky I even let you kiss me” I retorted, shaking my head at him as we were finally able to surpass the ignorant man wouldn’t let us out of the aisle. 

“Yeah I am lucky aren’t I” He praised, wrapping a firm arm around my waist as we walked towards the VIP box. 

“Damn straight, Dr. Reid” 

-

A/N

woah two imagines in one day, i must be going crazy

btw, i have one more request to write, then i’m going to be writing pt. 2 of ‘It Should’ve Been You’ 

[jjksblackgf]

domestic!bts headcanon

kim seokjin

you felt an urge to eat a cake

so, naturally, you went to the kitchen to bake some

30 minutes later, your cake was in the oven

but the kitchen... oh…. the kitchen…...

“what happened here?” seokjin asked with wide eyes as he came home from practice

“I felt like eating cake,” you said without looking at him “I will clean everything as soon as I finish mixing the frosting”

he didn’t say anything after that, just dropped his bag on the sofa, and grabbed a few dishes so he could help you clean

he reached for a few bowls in front of you, his lips very close to your ears

“you could’ve just gone to the bakery store” he said

you leaned back a little bit, to feel his chest to your back, and said “I was bored.”

min yoongi

your ladder was quite short, so you could see a bit of his belly as he reached to the ceiling to change the light bulb

“what else you got?” he said as he came down

“there’s a screw that’s loose at my bedroom door handle,” you said with an apologetic tone “can you help me with that?”

“that’s kinda easy, you sure you need my help?” he smirked as he crossed his arms

“the damsel in distress didn’t help me today, did it?”

“babe, I am literally your boyfriend,” he said as he hugged you, knowing this act very well, as it was played before “you could’ve just come to the studio or called me if you missed me that much”

“but I don’t want to interrupt you, or be a distraction, or anything” you pouted

“You’re not a distraction, baby,” he took your chin to make you look in at his eyes “you’re my muse”

jung hoseok

Barry White was blasting on the Spotify you set on the tv

you were about to use the broom as a microphone and sing to him

you know, like in a cutesy rom-com, or whatever

but he was really concentrated on cleaning the stove

so you had no choice but to start singing with a very deep voice

“if feels so good, you lying here next to me” you sang

that was enough for him to pay attention to you, with his eyebrows arched and a playful grin on his lips

“oh, what a groove, you have no idea how it feels”

he was about to start filming your antics, but your body roll on the broom just made him burst laughing

but it was not long until he joined you, forgetting all about the cleaning

“why do you always put some weird playlist to clean the house” he said as he grabbed your waist and dipped you

“I don’t know, but I know that you like it” you were now back on your feet as he swirled you into his arms

easy to say the cleaning was on pause until the song was finished

kim namjoon

he was chilling on the porch, taking care of his bonsai trees

you were at the garden watering the flowers

he put on a new playlist he created just for moments like this

starting with Banana Pancakes by Jack Johnson

he loved watching you just be yourself in his garden

he rested his chin on his hands and smiled at you, his heart Doing Things™ when you looked at him

you smiled at each other, but you couldn’t see him clearly because of the bright sun

he decided to join you with the flowers, but you had already finished

“help me with the lemons at the yard” you said dragging him by the hand

you were holding a small basket as he picked up the lemons

“this is such a nice summer day” he noticed with a smile on his face

“I know, right?” you agreed

just to spite him, God sent a summer rain

and just like a movie, you two ran towards the house, giggling

“Good thing you’re not a weatherman on local news” you teased him as you reached the porch

“I would, legit, starve” he humored with you as you entered the house.

park jimin

you were missing some home cooking meals with your busy week, and you also wanted to cook something for Jimin

so you two went to the grocery store to grab a few things

but you could tell that he wasn’t in his best mood

he was distracted, not really paying attention to the day and bumping the shopping cart into others a lot

“babe?” you asked

“yes, honey” he answered unlocking his phone, only to lock again, without looking at anything

“can you grab me that blue box?” you pointed to one of the high shelves

you didn’t really need that, but this little thing always made him laugh a little, and you wanted to see if it would work again

he grabbed it easily, and after putting the box in the cart, he kissed your cheek and grinned “thanks”

“what was that for?” you asked, already knowing the answer

“I just love when you make me feel tall” he laughed

you joined him with a playful slap to his shoulder

kim taehyung

“nah uh, babe, you’re throwing this away” he said with command in his voice over a dress you didn’t remember buying

“why?” you screeched, taking the dress from his hands

“we’ve been dating for a whole year and I never saw you wear this” he said and went back to look at clothes to throw away

you mentioned that you had no space in your closet anymore and asked for his help to clean it up and judge a few of your outfits

“this has to go too” he said with a disgusted tone in his voice

“but I look so good in these…” your voice lowered as you placed the tube top in front of your body

he looked at you up and down with an expression of disbelief, but his face changed as an idea popped up in his head

“I think you can make a case for these clothes” he smirked as he traced his index finger on his chin, wiggling his eyebrows, “model them for me”

and after that, you gave him a whole fashion show with clothes he never saw you in, accompanied by Madonna on the speakers and a grinning boy as the audience

jeon jungkook

“why can’t you believe that they had chemistry?” he asked as he went to the side of the bed

“they did have chemistry, but only as friends” you said taking your place by the other side

“so you’re saying they could end up boyfriend and girlfriend if they were given the opportunity?” he questioned as he placed his hand under his side of the mattress

flipping mattresses was the worse job at the house

so Jungkook always liked to start some sort of “controversial” topic to get the adrenaline going

why? to forget about the most boring chore

“eww, of course not” you replied catching the edge that was now upright

he helped you put the mattress and the bottom sheet in place and then jumped on the bed

“I can’t believe I am dating a kataang shipper” he huffed as he grabbed your arm to join him in bed

“they work because it’s canon” you clapped as you said every word, only to be silenced by a kiss