#this too is torah

[sighinastorm]

Well life just isn't fucking fair, is it killer whale 85?

Because OP turned off reblogs 30 minutes before i saw this post.

[hermthejewishwyrm]

Oh my favorite boy band? The rabbis at my local Kollel when they all sing a Jewish song parody for purim shtick.

[the-lesser-light]

Admission time: I've always been obsessed with miniature things. I collect wee tea sets and food items and various other things. My dream is to build a doll house some day.

Since conversion, my new obsession is to one day build a miniature Jewish doll house for my little Jewish 1/12th scale doll family.

I currently have a 1/6th scale Shabbat table with little dolls around it and I'm working on putting together a Calico critters house. I already have them sitting around a Shabbat table and I have various items to change out for the different holidays! I've ordered a wee little Menorah, I have a plate of latkas, a Seder plate and little haggadahs, little Hamantashen, challah, apples and honey, and even little bottles of alcohol so they can get smashed on Purim.

I know a lot of people are creeped out by dolls, but if anyone wants to see things as they progress, I'm happy to post pictures.

At least the Calico critters are cute, right?

[presidentdisastraofgallifrey]

“I have been to Gallifrey, by the way,” Fred said as they stood waiting for the Doctor to find the right setting on his screwdriver, “but only because I’m from there. I’m also a Time Lord.” “That’s fair enough, I suppose,” Sarah was still frowning at the Doctor’s back. “He still could have come back, though, instead of making me worry for 20 years! I didn’t mean to offend, it’s only that he made such a big deal about aliens not being allowed on Gallifrey when he left.” “Well, they’re not generally, no. But, Doctor, didn’t Leela—?” “Oh, look, the door’s open!” He said, way too quickly.

I don't think she's actually met Leela at this point, but she definitely knew of her as President, and worked with Andred.

[briochebread]

modern usage of this phrase in the wild: in my online gay yeshiva, this is most often used when someone venerable/knowledgeable in the community is doing an activity that’s not typical jewish study and is horny, bizarre, scandalous, etc., but you want to show your slightly-unhinged appreciation, and affirm that the activity belongs as part of the community!

ex.

1. “are you going to Rabbi B’s drag show tonight?”

2. “this too is torah, and i must learn!”

Where's my Jewish phrase for when you people are being irrevocably horny?

[bendrownedbodypillow]

Reading the Torah and understanding why G-d was so mad all the time, everyone was a hoe, no one listened then he had to make a flood AND THEN THE HUMANS FUCKING DID IT AGAIN

[chasingfictions]

2x04, Old Wounds

[feygaleh]

Judaism 101 course. Are u converting?

nope! he’s just the guy who teaches it so if my rabbi is busy i’ll go ask him historical related questions LOL

[disgruntled-detectives]

I’m pretty sure you can’t use the candles for anything but the enjoyment of the light. Like you’re not even supposed to use the light to see or read by. So I think this would be a no no. But this too is Torah and I must learn.

[thebirdandhersong]

I love that the women are taken seriously in this show and that the apostles' treatment of and respect for them reflects Jesus's regard and love for them

[astriiformes]

Had intended to spend all day at services today but instead was too emotionally weird without my meds (cried through almost the entirety of the morning service, not for any bad reason, like sometimes it was just because I read something moving in the machzor) so here's to strange and messy energies for 5784 I guess.

[schizononagesimus]

as a jew ive always been really confused by easter but ive never been more confused than when I joined the tlt fandom. Wtf are the stations of the cross. Why would harrowhark like them. Why is friday good. What are those ash forehead things for. Is today leaves day? I know about the rock tomb thing connection that's about it. And obviously gid's resurrection is jesus. I get that. She has the wounds to prove it and the lil crown yeah I know. Also she was crucified. I get that! But the crucifixion. ... is that an easter thing? Do yall have a sad day? Like i dunno like. Depression tuesday? When did this man die? Is it the same day every year? If tlt is the bible if the bible snorted homestuck wtf happens next?

[smile-files]

it turns out we were all the gay cousin

[ofpd]

i really love enjolras

[cantorpike]

i think pike is a cohen but he never does the first aliyah. he always lets a bas kohen do it before him because he's a feminist ✨

[mistersleepy]

Hayah Schor so real for fucking only guys who knew enough Torah. Straight forwardly telling a potential lover to come back when he knew song of songs