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mama's boy

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I still do matchups btw, if anyone wants one

Eyyy, could I possibly get a slenderverse matchup? I’m 5’2, I go by she/her but don’t really care all that much, and have dark reddish hair and really pale grey/green eyes. Aesthetic ™ consists of plaid shirts, dumb graphic tees, and toques (or “beanies”) I am autistic and have GAD. I’m very friendly, and cracking jokes, as soon as you meet me, but it might take me a while of getting to know you, to become less awkward and reserved.. Show my true colours. Those being, I’m a cryptid that stays up all night, eats your food, sends you cursed images/memes you didn’t ask for, and brings dead things to the house. I’m fascinated with taxidermy, and come from a family of hunters. I collect a ton of weird stuff, and if you gift me something like a weird bug/rock/bone/mushroom etc, you found on a walk, I’ll love you forever. I love bugs, and you have to be okay with that. I keep bugs as pets, and will drag you outside to look for bugs, this is a threat /j Not only do I love bugs/reptiles/weird animals, but I also LOVE horror movies. I’m easily excited by gore, and endlessly thrilled by practical effects. I’m an amateur SFX artist with my certificate in fake injuries for film, so expect a lot of fake injury stuff too :]

Yay my first matchup! I hope i did you justice! You seem rlly cool ( You give such Wendy from Gravity Falls vibes btw)

OK, I match you with Jay Merrick!

Not only does he absolutely adore you're style he spends most of his time in the forest or watching films, either Alex's tapes or old movies! (This is fully self-indulgent), but one of his favorites is Bride of Frankenstein! So expect long nights of you cuddling him and watching old horror movies. Don't get me wrong, he loves classic slasher films too, but he's a sucker for Night of the Living Dead, Nosferatu, Young Frankenstein, anything he knows they put a lot of effort into to make it look realistic for its time, that's also why he loves your SFX work! He thinks it's so cool you can do stuff like that, and he'd totally be up for being your canvas. He'd totally rely on you for ordering food and meeting new people, though, so beware! He's totally gonna give you shiny things he finds in the woods, and I imagine he'd be a little squeamish around your bugs. At first, he'd get used to them quickly! He just wants to tell you that he loves you all the time. He wouldn't really mind if you stole his food, and he doesn't eat much anyway. He also doesn't sleep that often so don't worry much about your cryptid ways!

NSFW is under the cut!

NSFW

Look me in the eyes and say this man isn't a sub. He'll stare into your eyes for as long as he can before they roll back in his head, this man arches his back so easily. He's obviously under you. You can really do whatever you want with him he loves any and everything you do with his body.

He's VERY sensitive, just brush your fingers across his chest and he's yours

He'd have really shakey hands while he fingers you, he just wants to make you feel as good as possible! That being said. Sit. On. His. Face. He eats you out so good, telling you how good you're doing for him (he'd call you anything you asked him to)

he likes holding your hand while you ride him. Aftercare is a must with this sensitive boi. Give him so many snuggles and kisses, and he's so likely to fall asleep buried in your chest

Tysm for the request! This is the first time I've written for Jay!! - ¤Silas¤

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i will never forgive the creepypasta fandom for the infantilization of toby

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I think nightcrawler has three tiktok accounts and one of them is a friendly but serious channel where he talks about mutant rights and the life of an X man, one is all comedy skits about being catholic, and one is a smoking hot acrobatics showoff station. he refuses to acknowledge that they are all the same person and treats any commenter saying so like a truly unhinged conspiracy theorist

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I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?

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This has been a PSA.

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Hi guys

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I found you aren’t you one of @raven0usravi0lii mutuals? runs off and leaves with a bunch of flowers

I am!! Hi!! That's my husband we got married in Roblox

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@pommpurin grabs and shakes you

TBIS IS YOURS

:🤎 ~ BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people (or more) who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out!!!!! ~ 🤎

YIPPPEEEEE thak you Captain :3

Im too tired to gonthroufh 8 peoples blogs so get tagged

@creatorbiaze @zyrtecbrainrot @tomkittycat @aredeemantagonist

@star-tb @starrykinstellation @diseasedflesh @jabberwock-islanders

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white people go like “is anyone going to redesign this nonhuman evil character as a poc?” and not wait for an answer

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Hey has tumblr heard about the Chase “Infinite Money glitch” debacle from tiktok yet because

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Small town culture is knowing that there are Old Folks with strange nicknames but never knowing the stories behind them.

Of course, I made the mistake of asking why everyone calls this one guy Brickaday and it turns out that he worked at a brickyard for 40 years, stealing exactly one brick every day and making no particular efforts to conceal the theft. Nobody thought anything of it until years later he was discovered to have built three houses.

His boss is said to have shrugged and made some remarks about the importance of coming up with a plan and sticking to it.

I‘m trying to arrange my face into an appropriate approximation of silent bafflement and failing miserably.

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Wet Beast Rotation

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Had to paint Moo Deng!! I love her so much

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obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world

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obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world