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tagged by @lorenzo-waterman :3c
Shuffle your "On repeat" playlist, post the first 10 tracks, then tag 10 people to do the same
Freaks me out (Blue Stahli remix) - Collide
BONES - Slow Rage
Goodbye Almond Eyes - Tokyo Rose
Shotgun - Flat Party
Johnny Cage (Prepare Yourself) - The Immortals [aka. the mortal kombat ost]
Escape from Paradise - Jesus Loves Junkies
Kill Kitty (KMFDM Remix) - Angelspit
Doctor Whomst - Origami Angel
Black Dahlia - Silent Horror
Get Over You - Sophie Ellis-Baxtor
@crabussy @loserchips @p3terpaan @phrysic @soullessjack @sagedearest @minecraftendermanlover69 @pxrcivxl @oathofconquest @miiwiio @starry622 + anybody else who wants to
(if you dont have spotify but still wanna you can just shuffle a favorite songs playlist or somethin. my epic problem solving skills)
#11 tags. ohohooho. rulebreaker#this spread is fucked#thank u forthe tag ira. smooching u forehead style#dont normally do tag gamesbut this one seemed fun#sweating tryingto think of mutuals who dont just pirate all their shit as far as i know
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#fuck it this goes into the art blog why not !!#it spreads#polls#poll#computer fucker#objectum#robotfucker#technophilia#idk what else to tag this as
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pspspspsps poetry mutuals come here... new quiz... making you the patron saint of something...
#not its final form. but i'll edit it tomorrow lmao i want the mutuals to have access to it Now#rebloggable still!!! if this post spreads around that'd be really cute actually. people can see it now#nd i'll tell you all when i make it better later <3#time to remember all the little tags that i use for these. haven't done one of these since my other saint quiz fucking Forever ago#uquiz#quiz#quizzes#uquiz link#uquiz quiz#uquizzes#my uquizzes#quiz link#my quizzes
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Palpatine: My boy, I'm afraid to report that Master Kenobi is very likely sleeping with your wife.
Anakin, who knows for a fact that Obi-Wan is sleeping with his Commander, a good chunk of Ghost company, the Organas and Quinlan Vos: ...where is he finding the fucking time???
Palpatine, oblivious: Oh I've heard from some very reliable sources that-
Anakin: *pulls out a spexcel spreadsheet, the 3rd System Army's shared spoogle calender and a calculator*
Anakin: Your Excellency. That's just. not logistically possible.
#palps thinks anakin is mad about the affair. anakin is mad at whoevers spreading affair rumors that aren't even mathematically plausible#i fucking love thinking up new ways this manipulation line backfires on palpatine it brings me great joy#anakin skywalker#obi wan kenobi#palpatine#star wars
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MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
#u will not believe the noises i made while i was watching the trailer#zayne gege im sorry for calling u mid i was not aware of ur swag#lord i am not ur strongest soldier in fact i didnt even try to fight back i justgot on my knees bro#legs wide open for him full spread eagle#YEAH I SAID WHAT I SAID IF I SILENCE MYSELF THEN WHY THE HELL DID I EVEN MAKE THIS BLOG IN THE FIRST PLACE IDGAF#HE CAN FUCKING GET IT#my art#love and deepspace
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This is petty fandom salt, BUT... I've been chewing on this phenomenon that I've been calling "Fandom's Darling". It is related to things like "Author's Darling" and "Mary Sue / Gary Stu" and "Protagonist Halo" and all that jazz, where one character gains a peculiar narrative weight in a story.
"Author's Darling" is when a writer has a favorite character, and the world and all other characters sort of get... warped to put the Darling in the spotlight. It's most noticeable in TV shows with multiple writers, when a character you personally like suddenly has their previous characterization destroyed to make another character look good somehow. Every other character might become weirdly incompetent. The Darling's feelings are treated as The Most Important Feelings in any given situation. The logic of the fictional world seems broken past suspension of disbelief in order to validate this one character's beliefs or skillset or some other fantasy. And so on.
"Fandom's Darling" is what I've been calling the pattern where a fandom essentially crowns a New Protagonist for their fanfiction stories (it's often a side character rather than the original protagonist, but it can also happen to protagonists). This character becomes the self-insert for all sorts of indulgent fantasies, gaining special powers or backstories, and/or becoming the focus of extreme whump, and/or hooking up with all the various hotties, starring in all sorts of tropey AUs, and so on. They're not always an obvious Mary Sue version of themselves, but the character's original personality and interpersonal relationships tend to get warped or dropped completely, and other characters tend to become a little flat around them. I call it "Fandom's Darling" because it's not just one self-indulgent fantasy fic (you do you! Have fun!) with characterization choices that I don't vibe with (I have neither the time nor the desire nor the authority to police anything, I am just venting), but rather a prolific mini-fandom of sorts revolving around this empty doll / fanon version of the chosen vessel character, so it becomes a little unavoidable.
I am salty about this (mildly frustrated) (imagine a soft sigh of disappointment before I just go do something else) because you are FUCKED if you actually liked the canonical version of this character and their interpersonal relationships. It's almost worse than liking an obscure character that no one cares about. There's about a thousand fics starring your fave, but maybe only about a dozen of them are actually rooted in any kind of recognisable canon.
#I didn't watch Teen Wolf but I know this happened to that Stiles character#I'm not active in any DC fandom but it looks like this happened to Tim Drake and to a lesser extent Dick and Jason#In prequels-era Star Wars it seems to be Obi-Wan; he's the spark/focus of this post here; bring back his flaws I like that he kind of sucks#sometimes a Fandom's Darling comes out of an Author's Darling! usually Fandom's are vessels to fuck the “hottest guy” available though#I will probably turn reblogs off if this spreads too far because I really don't care if people write Mary Sue fanfic; can't cast that stone#squinting at every “intersex” tag like Inigo Montoya: “I don't think that means what you think it means.”#honestly the fantasy intersex thing is a separate & more serious post; but the fandom usage is a red/yellow flag for me when searching#tossawary fandom#fandom's darling
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post itself
false flags
trans/adjacent tags
accessibility features
tumblr live post (thanks for the link, @problemnyatic)
flashing / strobing / lights
unblockable flashing ad
buying ad free
staff @/macmanx guilt trip
list of staff + more issues
#post nuked bc proshippers started insulting people who rbed this and implied partyjockers attempted to Kill staff? it was getting old so#archive links still under the cut if you want and you can rb this from others if you want the og#hint: if you dislike this post or want to debunk parts of it the way to go about it isn't to call people who've rbed it 'disgusting little#fuck ups' that are 'spreading anti shipper lies'#note: this post is and was Not about ship discourse jesus fucking christ proshippers get a grip#also ace discoursers are here too? this isn't about you either?#edit 2: if you send me an anon regarding this post about how im policing discussion or 'don't really want it'#but then stop replying when i answer your ask#maybe that's. not helping discussion?#i nuked this post as people started making up false accusations to smear people staff sniped. aka accusing someone of IRL ATTEMPTED MURDERS.
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John Price who does whatever his wife wants 🫡🫡 MA’AM YES MA’AM!!
I think he’s a lover for real and is a sucker for his wife like whatever she wants he will do or he will get. Calls her “The Missus” and “The Wife” but will never call you “the ball and chain” and frowns at people who call their wives that
He’s all “my wife this” and “my wife that” blah blah blah I love my wife yes my wife my wife my wife
And when you come home with a dog at 2AM drunk as fuck sobbing over it because you found it on the street and it’s so cute and little and you’re like “pleaseeeee please baby it’s so cute I know you said no pets, but pleaseeee!” he’s like oh my fucking god, fine. Yes you can have the dog
And he’s the type to say I don’t want the dog, it’s yours not mine, but then you come home after work and he’s training it how to protect you, and also he says no dogs in the bed and then he will cuddle the dog to sleep while you have to big spoon him
I love this man I wanna be his wife
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#john price#john price imagine#lux.price#call of duty imagine#I wanna fuck this dude#I think it would do a lot for my daddy issues#john price x reader#john price fic#john price Drabble#thinking abt this man during dinner#bc I wish it was him I’m eating instead of this damn christmas turkey#wish I was spreading his legs instead 😔😞 life is so hard#price.wife
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a new star
#i been thinkin about the asteroid again#i think about the asteroid a lot more than i think is normal#like just the complete randomness of it and how everything changed in literally the blink of an eye#like the dinoss rules the fucking earth and probably still would if space had just been a little bit different#how long did it take the asteroid to reach us#at what point was the impact inevitable#like these sound like scientific answers but i need you to know these are questions that my soul wants answered in poetry#yes the math is cool but can i talk about what tragedy looks like melted into the earth#how power and pain and mourning but also change and new life and a future were embedded in a layer of iridum that spread around the planet#can we talk about how looking at the layers of the earth is the most physical type of time travel there is#can i please talk about that layer of pain#can i mourn when i see it#or am i just a weird kid crying when i look at rocks#ALSO. was parasaurolophus alive when the asteroid hit? i dont think so#but it's too late#yall get to suffer with me#dinosaurs
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reblog and tag ur answer so I can see please :)
#hello first ever poll how did I do#I know this is kind of a wild spread I wanted to pick things that are maybe less accessible today/have more historic precedence I guess ??#I also only picked foods I was already familiar with / was able to find firsthand historical accounts of#cause I didn’t want to fuck anything up lol#for the record I’m between Roman and tang dynasty#anyways#mike makes polls#mike speaks#I also wanted them to be like a normal/ popular meal that would be eaten by most folk regularly#other than the Abraham Lincoln one lmao
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PLEASE SHARE! (I have attached the English and Spanish versions but MANY more languages are available at the attached link)
One way to support the undocumented community is by sharing resources, reminding individuals of their rights, and standing in solidarity with them. Here's one effective way to offer support: provide Know Your Rights cards to empower our communities.
You can print these cards for free! I am sharing a resource from the IRC, which can be downloaded and is available in multiple languages.
Let's work together to empower our communities!
Una forma de apoyar a la comunidad indocumentada es compartiendo recursos, recordándoles sus derechos y mostrándoles solidaridad. Aquí hay una manera efectiva de ofrecer apoyo: proporcionar tarjetas de "Conozca Sus Derechos" para empoderar a nuestras comunidades.
¡Estas tarjetas se pueden imprimir gratis! Estoy compartiendo un recurso de IRC, que se puede descargar y está disponible en varios idiomas.
¡Trabajemos juntos para empoderar a nuestras comunidades!
#know your rights#america#immigration#american history#undocumented immigrants#ICe#la migra#undocumented#donald trump#trump#trump administration#fuck the police#fuck ice#fuck trump#american politics#usa#us politics#anti trump#immigrants#undocumented immigrants deserve better#please share#spread#get the word out#community care#communism#socialism#take care of each other#ice raids#us immigration#us immigrants
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ケモミミモドキのひみつ - [akai sashimi]
#art#akai sashimi#oh fuck me i typeset the same translation in two places if that version gets spread around#rip#you mfs reblogging it wait until i fix it#ok there
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I have to tell you guys something.
you see these asks?
They are scams.
They are bots made by scammers to try and make a profit during a GENOCIDE!
If you see these types of asks in your inbox, report the account and delete the ask.
If you really want to make a difference in helping Palestine, do your daily clicks in arab.org! donate esims and use trusted sources when donating.
#from the river to the sea palestine will be free#free palestine#free gaza#palestine#fuck israel#fuck bots too#please try to reblog this to spread the message
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#mikayla demaiter#carpet burn#money shot#triple a rating#super spreader#tight as fuck#sex goddess#daddys little fuck toy#big juicy titts#ultimate sex machine#magnificent rack#absolutely stunning#all flesh#tasty kitty#pussy spotlight#daddys fuck doll#platinum spread#oh fuck yes#omg look at that!
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REBLOG AND SPREAD THE WORD!
CD: CAREFREEBROWNGIRL @tiktok/rednote/YT
Spread Awareness! Start the global movement now via any social media!✊
#us politics#politics#global#luigi mangione#french revolution#american politics#donald trump#israel palestine conflict#all eyes on palestine#save palestine#save rafah#free palestine#free gaza 🇵🇸#free lebanon#free free palestine#ceo down#ceo#ceo assassination#eat the fucking rich#elon musk#donald j trump#2024 presidential election#trump is the enemy of the people#fuck trump#nato#united healthcare#united nations#free luigi#spread the word#spread awareness
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its been one of those weeks…..PASS THE AIBOUS
#i get embarassed posting my kiss doodles ngl#but i have to spread my agenda somehow#project sekai#prsk#pjsk#prsk fa#vbs#toya aoyagi#aoyagi toya#akito shinonome#shinonome akito#anhane#akitoya#akito x toya#toya x akito#an x kohane#ignore how fucked up the hands are i cant be bothered with sketches#kohane x an#ankoha#pjsekai#pj sekai#vivid bad squad#an shiraishi#shiraishi an#azusawa kohane#myart#kohane azusawa
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