#this some monkey's paw shit

[crocs-simp]

So this is how the ben shipping wars get resolved huh

[homelanderbutbig]

I was scrolling through the endless Homelander void that is my phone gallery and totally forgot I had this. As close as we can get to our giant blonde boi in real life despite being a couple inches short.

Thought you’d appreciate 😄💙

Damn, is that the weird Homelander paper maché head mascot from season 3?? Why they gotta do my man dirty and make him terrifying. He looks like a giant toddler with a Ken doll head and it scares me. 😭

[ssaalexblake]

I'm forever astounded at all the Gallifrey/time lord society stanning that goes on in fandom? It's the monkey paw!!!! Read the small print!!!

So much of dw's canon will Entirely pass people by, literally spanning from the earlier years of classic who to the present day, if you can't identify that Gallifreyen society is rotten to the core.

The Doctor couldn't be the hero if they continued to sully themselves in a brutal empire's name.

(it's the british empire. but space. british empire bad. very bad. come on.)

[orcelito]

Considering the. Ahem. Ways this year has gone, I've not been thinking about it all that much, but. I did start this year with the motto of Year Of Unfucking My Life. With a few goals involved in that.

I got an official adhd diagnosis, as well as a diagnosis for PCOS. Other diagnoses in progress. Gotten adhd meds and birth control to regulate periods. I've gone back to school and I'm keeping up with it better than ever before. I've even been working on practicing driving, something I've been largely neglecting since I first got my driving permit, um... 11 years ago...

I just need to actually Get my license. And I need to get it before the end of the year. If I can accomplish that, then I'll say the Year Of Unfucking My Life was successful.

[colorisbyshe]

This week is the last week of dance before we start working on our recital choreo… I need everyone to pray and manifest our teacher chooses a song from the last five years

Last week we got to dance to Kendrick!!!! From GNX!!! I am so close to having a modern hip hop routine in my hand and I’ve gotten greedy after having a taste of current music

[megaawkwardhuman]

This whole guillermo vampire thing this season reads like a monkey paw wish

[sporesgalaxy]

I think in my new original fantasy world where all things originated from the Stars and the Stars' will is Fate and magic operates by the three humours of Flesh/Earth, Tears/Wind&Sea, Blood/Ether, rather than sleeping for a dozen or so centuries, Oberon is just in complete denial that Titania's left him. He's like "Oh all couples fight. :) She'll be back she always comes back :)" and it's been 1,500 years since she spoke to him

[pied-piper-pluto]

found out a meme i hate originated with a ship im a hater about. vindication

[detroit-grand-prix]

maybe merc would've been better off with taking a pitlane start so they could change the setups because good lord what a honker

[cookinguptales]

RYAN????? SEACREST????????

[lesbonoi]

the next frogwwares sholmes game needs to be vs arsene lupin like ir doesnt need to be a remake of nemesis but this guy NEEDS a break. let him fight the funny gay french thief

[casekt]

I love when men are fictional characters and abstract concepts and intangible preformers for me to project my desires onto but living with them 👎👎👎👎👎👎

[lawyer-of-louis-de-lioncourt]

He could not prevent it because he was set in his decision.

CLAUDIA AND A SPINELESS CUNT INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022—)

[penisincorporated]

I gotta admit. I am jealous of your anon fans. No one asks me anything.

I used to get jealous of blogs that got lots of very soft and gentle asks like "your blog reminds me of a cozy library" or "hope you're having a beautiful day lovely, may the sun kiss your skin" but I eventually realized getting anons about elves being denied bathroom privileges, vacuuming grass, and knowing next time I log in there's a nonzero chance someone's gonna put something fucking insane like "don't eat out of the toilet at Chipotle. More seasoning at Taco Bell. Just took a fat shit, ayeet 🇧🇩 " is significantly more exciting to come home to

[homunculus-argument]

a misguided fool: I wish that - uuuuhhh - idk I wish that maybe on Tumblr people stopped using stupid and outrageous strawman arguments that they pulled out of their ass and nobody actually believes. the monkey's paw: Alright. From now on, every time someone on Tumblr makes up an outrageous claim that nobody actually believes, a person who actually unironically believes that manifests out of nowhere and repeats that argument exactly as OP claimed that some people believe. the misguided fool: no wait shit that's even worse, i take that back, I don't want it anymore. monkey's paw: lmao nope, too late. it's on now.

[thorn-the-silly-druid]

hey guys can we please stop acting like being a dog/wolf/fox/cat is the default experience for therians and otherkin. the community is so canine & feline centric that when i look up stuff for my main kintype on pinterest, all i get is skinny white abled teenagers in canine/feline masks doing quads. i'm a monkey. i can barely find anyone like me because just looking up "therian" on most socials yields only canine and feline stuff. i can easily scroll to the very bottom of my kintype's tag (the monkeykin tag, not the one for my specific type of monkey - afaik i'm the only one). if i look on main therian/otherkin tags its. all. wolves. and most of the community terms are based off canine stuff too. "greymuzzle". birds dont have muzzles. fish dont have muzzles. monkeys dont have muzzles. even the word shifting was based off werewolf shifting. so much stuff thats supposed to be for all therians has paws on it. i saw a therian bingo a few days ago (not wolf therian, all therians) and the free space was a wolf paw. this is just a fraction of what ive experienced. idk, maybe lets not pretend like therian just means cat or dog.

edit: read the fucking post people. i never said canine and feline therians should feel GUILTY for existing. the fuck. i said people need to stop acting like its the only way to be a therian. and this isnt me shitting on those ppl for being that way. im also a timberwolf but i never fucking post abt that cause i have way more Monkey Experiences these days and my wolf kintype isnt rly that present in my life atm. so dont make it out like im some evil monster who wants every single canine/feline therian to shut up forever.