#this shits fucked

[twoarrsandonesea]

In my au Jamie is Jason's daughter. Jason was raped by Jamie's mother. Jason had been being tortured by Joker(he actually attempted to stop Lilac from raping Jason but the damage was done).

Jamie was a few months old when her mother, Lilac Jenton aka Clowny, kills her in front of Jason.

Lilac tossed Jamie's body into a river.

Talia found Jamie's body while on a trip in Gotham. Talia snuggles the baby's body out of the country and into Nanda Parbat. Talia uses the Lazarus Pit to bring Jamie back to life. Talia then names Jamie "Jamie". Jamie's name is actually pronounced Hi-me, however when she is forcibly returned to America her name begins to be pronounced incorrectly.

Jamie is kidnapped by Lilac when she is four years old and forced back to America, Talia is pretty sure that there are traitors in their midst because of this.

Jamie is then tortured by Lilac for several months before being killed.

Koker finds Jamie's body and has a mental breakdown because HOLY SHIT THAT'S HIS GRANDDAUGHTER, and then her eyes begin to glow green and Joker sees her breathing. At this point he puts two and two together and comes to the conclusion that God has gifted him a chance to be a better person. He is entirely wrong but no one can convince him otherwise. He calls Prowler for help.

Now.

A run down of Prowler is that he's another Robin that Joker killed. Prowler was named Carlos Solace and was actually Robin for several years before he died, however he stuck more to the shadows so he was never noticed by the press.

Prowler agrees to help Joker raise Jamie on one condition. Joker has to stop being a supervillain. Joker agrees to this.

Several other rogues help Joker and Prowler over the next four years in raising Jamie.

Lilac was not done causing terror for Jamie as she proceeds to torture Jamie again after kidnapping Jamie again. Then tosses the body into Gotham harbor.

Jamie comes back to life again.

She claws her way out of the river and John Constantine finds her. The moment she sees John she decides that he is now her father.

John tries everything and can't get this eight year old to leave him alone.

When she's ten the devil takes her soul and drags her to Hell.

She crawls her way out.

When she's eleven she meets Lian Harper and saves Lian from a trafficking ring.

Roy had thought Lian was dead but actually she was being trafficked.

Jamie saves Lian from the trafficking ring by committing mass murder.

Lian panics because this is a child that is saving her(Lian is thirteen).

Lian and Jamie end up sticking together while Jamie tries to find Roy so she can return Lian.

Jamie and Lian find Mar'i/Mary Grayson while in Star City, somehow they left undetected by Green Arrow.

Mar'i is a year older than Jamie(thirteen by this point).

They find Kay Allen(My oc who is Bart Allen's son) while on their way to Gotham. Hunter Luther(Conners clone) is also there.

Jamie brings them with her. They end up in Gotham when she is fourteen.

The ages are now: Jamie-14 , Lian-16 , Mar'i-15 , Kay-6 , and Hunter-19.

Miraculously all of their parents were in Gotham a year later, except for Jamie's parents.

The Outcasts(as their group was called) are disbanded that year.

Mar'i and Jamie were mates however Mar'i decided that since Jamie didn't have parents that Jamie didn't deserve to be a parent. Mar'i cheats on Jamie, breaks up with Jamie and pretends to have an abortion.

This causes Jamie to spiral mentally.

Jamie stays in Gotham as the antihero/Crime lord "Knight".

Jamie continues to save people even with her suicidal tendencies.

The ages are now: Jamie-16 , Lian-18 , Mar'i-17 , Kay-8 , and Hunter-21.

Jamie and Joker(now commonly called Jack Napier), reconnect. Jamie also reconnects with Carlos Solace and the other rogues that helped raise her.

Jamie has not yet reconnected with John, mainly because John disappeared.

[cinnamonsugarteethtwists]

diversity win! the haunted, manipulative, narcissistic, german woman who possibly killed her husband cheated on him with a WOMAN !!!!

[bloodbending]

can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bootlickers, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again

[artemis-pendragon]

BE MAD BE SAD BUT DONT U DARE GIVE UP

[word-count-bullet-count]

I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

[alkemylabz]

"writing about fucked up things doesnt indicate your values as a person" and "the way you write about things may indicate some of your values" are not conflicting statements if im going to be real

anyway post cancelled. look at mysterious green glacier mice move across the ice in formation

[cidthecoatrack-blog]

Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

[daylighteclipsed]

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

[victusinveritas]

[sreegs]

[graveyarrdshift]

"I'm just a girl", "girl math", "girl dinner", "divine feminine energy", "bimbocore", "clean girl", "girl's girl", "girlfriend brain" SHUT UPPP!!! SHUTT THE FUCKKKK UPPPPPP !!!!

[vulpinesaint]

quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕

[problemnyatic]

when will we talk about the willful helplessness epidemic on here. So many people on this god forsaken website demand to have any and all things that exist outside their personal experiences directly, personally pre-chewed and spoonfed to them. And when you do, they'll then ask for you to swallow for them, too, because, you see, in THEIR experience..,

[muffinghostie]

Oh project 2025 isn’t going to happen you’re being paranoid-

What the absolute fuck is this then? This country is so fucked.

[thatstheproblemwithnapkinman]

*screams*

HAPPY FUCKING PRIDE

ASEXUAL AND AROMANTIC PEOPLE EXIST AND ARE PART OF THE COMMUNITY

NOW GO BE MENACES TO SOCIETY