#this shits fucked

[twoarrsandonesea]

In my au Jamie is Jason's daughter. Jason was raped by Jamie's mother. Jason had been being tortured by Joker(he actually attempted to stop Lilac from raping Jason but the damage was done).

Jamie was a few months old when her mother, Lilac Jenton aka Clowny, kills her in front of Jason.

Lilac tossed Jamie's body into a river.

Talia found Jamie's body while on a trip in Gotham. Talia snuggles the baby's body out of the country and into Nanda Parbat. Talia uses the Lazarus Pit to bring Jamie back to life. Talia then names Jamie "Jamie". Jamie's name is actually pronounced Hi-me, however when she is forcibly returned to America her name begins to be pronounced incorrectly.

Jamie is kidnapped by Lilac when she is four years old and forced back to America, Talia is pretty sure that there are traitors in their midst because of this.

Jamie is then tortured by Lilac for several months before being killed.

Koker finds Jamie's body and has a mental breakdown because HOLY SHIT THAT'S HIS GRANDDAUGHTER, and then her eyes begin to glow green and Joker sees her breathing. At this point he puts two and two together and comes to the conclusion that God has gifted him a chance to be a better person. He is entirely wrong but no one can convince him otherwise. He calls Prowler for help.

Now.

A run down of Prowler is that he's another Robin that Joker killed. Prowler was named Carlos Solace and was actually Robin for several years before he died, however he stuck more to the shadows so he was never noticed by the press.

Prowler agrees to help Joker raise Jamie on one condition. Joker has to stop being a supervillain. Joker agrees to this.

Several other rogues help Joker and Prowler over the next four years in raising Jamie.

Lilac was not done causing terror for Jamie as she proceeds to torture Jamie again after kidnapping Jamie again. Then tosses the body into Gotham harbor.

Jamie comes back to life again.

She claws her way out of the river and John Constantine finds her. The moment she sees John she decides that he is now her father.

John tries everything and can't get this eight year old to leave him alone.

When she's ten the devil takes her soul and drags her to Hell.

She crawls her way out.

When she's eleven she meets Lian Harper and saves Lian from a trafficking ring.

Roy had thought Lian was dead but actually she was being trafficked.

Jamie saves Lian from the trafficking ring by committing mass murder.

Lian panics because this is a child that is saving her(Lian is thirteen).

Lian and Jamie end up sticking together while Jamie tries to find Roy so she can return Lian.

Jamie and Lian find Mar'i/Mary Grayson while in Star City, somehow they left undetected by Green Arrow.

Mar'i is a year older than Jamie(thirteen by this point).

They find Kay Allen(My oc who is Bart Allen's son) while on their way to Gotham. Hunter Luther(Conners clone) is also there.

Jamie brings them with her. They end up in Gotham when she is fourteen.

The ages are now: Jamie-14 , Lian-16 , Mar'i-15 , Kay-6 , and Hunter-19.

Miraculously all of their parents were in Gotham a year later, except for Jamie's parents.

The Outcasts(as their group was called) are disbanded that year.

Mar'i and Jamie were mates however Mar'i decided that since Jamie didn't have parents that Jamie didn't deserve to be a parent. Mar'i cheats on Jamie, breaks up with Jamie and pretends to have an abortion.

This causes Jamie to spiral mentally.

Jamie stays in Gotham as the antihero/Crime lord "Knight".

Jamie continues to save people even with her suicidal tendencies.

The ages are now: Jamie-16 , Lian-18 , Mar'i-17 , Kay-8 , and Hunter-21.

Jamie and Joker(now commonly called Jack Napier), reconnect. Jamie also reconnects with Carlos Solace and the other rogues that helped raise her.

Jamie has not yet reconnected with John, mainly because John disappeared.

[cinnamonsugarteethtwists]

diversity win! the haunted, manipulative, narcissistic, german woman who possibly killed her husband cheated on him with a WOMAN !!!!

[word-count-bullet-count]

I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

[cidthecoatrack-blog]

Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

[daylighteclipsed]

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

[victusinveritas]

[sreegs]

[artemis-pendragon]

BE MAD BE SAD BUT DONT U DARE GIVE UP

[lynayru]

In case any of you here also use X/Twitter.

[goodmiffy]

“you just think you’re better than people for not shopping on temu” yes i do because i am

[thatstheproblemwithnapkinman]

*screams*

HAPPY FUCKING PRIDE

ASEXUAL AND AROMANTIC PEOPLE EXIST AND ARE PART OF THE COMMUNITY

NOW GO BE MENACES TO SOCIETY

[randomalistic]

Selfshippers who ship with weird/unappealing characters. I love you. Like hell yeah you go get with Mr Crocker. Go get with lord faarquad

[problemnyatic]

when will we talk about the willful helplessness epidemic on here. So many people on this god forsaken website demand to have any and all things that exist outside their personal experiences directly, personally pre-chewed and spoonfed to them. And when you do, they'll then ask for you to swallow for them, too, because, you see, in THEIR experience..,

[irnhero]

if i see one more article, post, or news anchor talking about how joe biden is old, i'm putting my fist through a window. i feel like i've gone through the fucking looking glass.

this is project 2025, trump's plan for what he'll do if elected. whatever you think is in there, it's worse. watch a breakdown of the highlights here. this man wants to unravel the fabric of our democracy for good - this all aside from his vitriolic hatred of poc, his determination to start ww3, and the fact that he can't string a sentence together without telling outrageous and easily verifiable lies. his administration will start their crusade to exterminate trans people on day one, and they won't stop there.

do not talk to me about how joe biden is old, as if that could ever matter to me more than my life or the lives of my friends and family. my little sister is 14, she's trans, and i don't know what to tell her when we talk about politics, because one of these people wants her dead and the other one is old and some of you are still acting like those problems are equals.

i can't fucking stand this. i'm not hearing it this time, we are not repeating 2016. refusing to vote is not an act of protest, it is an act of complacency, and our most vulnerable will suffer for your negligence. vote like your life depends on it, because for some of us, it really fucking does.

[candyskiez]

Y'all have gotta get more insane about platonic relationships like you are about romantic relationships. We need to get more annoying about them NOW. I need to see more meta and losing our minds over them. Get more annoying NOW. More than that. More than that also.