#this shit is not fair
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frownyalfred · 3 months ago
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Bruce, teaching Jason meditation in the Cave: “The point of this next mental exercise is to retain serenity both on, and off patrol as you—”
Jason, scoffing: “Serenity? I saw you crash out and try to throw Penguin off a roof yesterday.”
Bruce:
Jason:
Bruce: “…Are you done?”
Jason: “How does throwing Penguin off a roof fit into this then?”
Bruce, gritting his teeth: “Jay.”
Jason: “It doesn’t, does it?”
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b0tster · 5 months ago
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this turned out so gay what the fuck 🫠
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w/ @isthatyourmain
📸 @poolontheruf
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dykealloy · 1 year ago
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what do you mean jennifer saunder's shrek 2 cover of Holding Out for a Hero didn't play over the entirety of dressrosa arc
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tchotchkez · 1 year ago
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I CANNOT FUCKING LIVE WITH THIS EMOTIONAL ORCHESTRAL VERSION OF "WE ARE" PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND AS THE SUN RISES AMIDST THE RAINFALL AND SANJI TELLING LUFFY HE WANTS TO GO HOME TO THE SUNNY 😭
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candycatstuffs · 2 months ago
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FINALLY
after being shelved multiple times over the course of like,,, 2 years, I finally finished my Amy tarot stand piece !!!
[click for higher quality]
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morganbritton132 · 1 month ago
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I don’t think anybody has ever explained the Upside Down to Steve so he came up with his own explanations for what happens and then spreads that misinformation around to the new members of The Party.
Like, turns out Eddie didn’t die and Steve’s just like, “Yeah, that happens. Will died and came back. Hopper…Dustin’s cat. Only seems to work with guys though. The girls never come back.”
Robin, who knows this too, “The Upside Down is sexist.”
“Yeah, exactly.”
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eowyn-igneelcheshire · 1 year ago
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One of my favorite things in the LOTR books is Sam being obsessed with Elven magic and wanting to see it and when Galadriel finds out she basically tells Sam "I don't know what the fuck magic is but I can show you the future in this bowl of water if you want" as if that's just a normal ass thing to be able to do.
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rocketbirdie · 2 months ago
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just move on already.
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gotham-snark · 4 months ago
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Dad Bruce teasing Damian is my favourite Bruce
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showsandstuff · 3 months ago
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I am so conflicted about the drama in the arcane fandom regarding Meljayvik because it's all just so messy.
For one, not everyone likes every ship and that is okay. You don't have to like Meljayce or Jayvik, it's okay to only like one of the two or none at all.
But then there is the disposable black gf trope that makes this whole thing tricky. I hate this trope so damn much, it isn't fair. At all.
But then also Mel is SO MUCH more than Jayces lover in the story, like her romantic relationship with Jayce was a tiny part of her character and their relationship with each other as well. So I don't like the idea of reducing her to just that. Mel's arc this season was all about her other qualities, her intelligence, her power and her relationship to her mother, not about her love for Jayce or whatever.
I absolutely love Mel as a character. She went from someone who I thought would be a cunning villain, to this caring and intelligent leader, who will do whatever she thinks is best for her people.
Yet people always reduce her to "the girl that gets in the way of the Yaoi" or "Jayce’s love interest", like no come on?! She never got in the way of anything and she isn't just Jayce’s girlfriend. She doesn't lose her purpose if people don't like her together with Jayce, because that wasn't even what her arc was about! Free my girl!
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sandflakedraws · 5 months ago
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re : how each brother reacts learning that they can't go back
you'll have to pry the "all the Brozone Bros knew what happened at the tree" headcanon outta my cold, dead dead dead hands.
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psychicbby · 5 months ago
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imagine being one of dan’s flatmates in his first yr of uni lmfaoo??? like ok here comes this guy and like the first day he shuts himself in his room to play video games. ok cool whatever maybe he’s nervous. most of the time you never see him bc apparently he has an older friend nearby that he’s always with. when he is in the hall he’s burning pasta bc he’s cooking inept and staring down the washer bc he doesn’t understand how to do his own laundry. oh and he makes videos for youtube where he talks to himself (again this is like 2010). so after barely seeing this man the entire term you find out he’s dropped out of uni. ok whatever you never really think about him again until you’re on youtube and you see his face on the homepage. his video has like millions of views and thousands of likes. oh, there’s the friend he was spending all that time with. somehow he’s become some sort of an internet celebrity??? lmfaooooo. what a serve on dan’s part.
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ankles-be-bitten · 2 months ago
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idk, i just feel like if your primary argument against transandrophobia/antitransmasculinity theory is that you think it's transmisogynistic you're not being intellectually honest. who does it hurt when trans men and mascs coin a term to describe the intersection of transphobia and sexism as it most frequently affects them? because it does hurt trans men when they're told that they're not entitled to speak on the discrimination they themselves face.
what I'm hearing from people who oppose the antitransmasculinity movement is that transmisogyny is when trans men talk about their problems 👍, but obviously that's not true. i know that's not true. you know that's not true. so then what is the issue? genuinely, enlighten me. you want trans men to shut up and listen? I'm listening.
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sweeneydino · 7 months ago
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You just know he would.
Thank @enclarice for the idea :)
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sorrysamgirls · 16 days ago
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sam having a sex dream about bela AFTERRRr she shoots him in the shoulder has to be in my top 10 favorite sam moments. like what a fucked up yet extremely relatable guy
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sparkleoverlord · 2 years ago
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VOGRACE L COMPANY
LOGRACE
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