#this probably wont happen for another month

[dog-ending]

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They'd probably end up being between 6-8ish inches tall shelf sitters similar to these*

that i made for friends last year, except better and not on a 3 day time crunch

details like horns, wings, spots/stripes, manes would be fine, along with minor changes like ear size/shape. clothes negotiable but would cost more.

*made with someone else's animal crossing pattern that i ended up HATING as far as actually sewing went, so they wouldnt be exactly like that

who'd be interested in getting a cheap (im thinking $25 plus shipping) plushie commision from me in the future?

i wanna start pattern testing my own designs once i get my sewing space unpacked but it gets boring doing the same blank plushie form over and over, so doing someone else's pets or fursonas or furry/creature ocs would be a fun way to mix it up

theyd be made of felt and pretty small to keep costs down so pretty much display-only pieces, and i couldnt guarantee exact color matching without having to charge extra for dye

[vani-ash]

I'm just trying to make a timeline of Paradise Of Thorns for myself feel free to correct me if it sounds wrong. (Spoilers for the movie)

According to google it takes approximately 3-5 months to grow durian to ripe from when they first bloom, So the movie takes place roughly over 5 months if we go for the longest time.

Thongkam is a monk for about a month (again i just googled how long temple duties take and it said a month).

At the start when asked how long until the durians are ready to sell Thongkam says 4 months, so its been 1 month by himself before they move in.

And then I think when he gets back from being a monk, that's probably close to 4 months being done (he goes to do it 4 months in? based off 1 month by himself, 3 hospital visits )

Mae Saengs hospital visits are once a month, we only see 2, once at the start, and once when Thongkam buys her the wheelchair, but there is a third we don't see where Thongkam goes to sell the produce and tells them they have to take a taxi.

I think Jingna shows up around halfway through the second month.

The time between Sek and Thongkam finding their first durian bloom, getting married, Sek dying, and Seks funeral is unclear to me. I did think they got married, paid off the debt and Sek dying happened in a day but i think it'd make more sense to be like a week. (I thought a day cause Sek asks to marry and its like sunrise, then it cuts to them going to pay the debt, which i assume was already mostly paid off if they could do it this quickly, so like i assume Thongkam insisted on paying it that day instead of whenever he was scheduled to pay it, Sek leaves to do things, then comes back that night. But after trying to time line it i think a week or two sounds more realistic?)

So sometime within the first month all that happens, and then I've just been using the hospital visits to try and count how long each section takes.

-1 month alone/with sek -3 months with Mae Saeng, Mo and Jingna -1 month away at temple -1 month with Jingna (the durians arent fully done when he gets back so I'm adding 1 more month even though thats over 5)

I think Mo's wedding, and the rest of the ending all takes place on the same day/night. Also Sek / Thongkam been together 5+ years

Mo / Sek been together 20 years (?)

(Mo wanted to leave to work in bangkok 10 years ago but Sek convinced her to stay, so Thongkam/ Sek could be together more than 5 years as thats only how long hes been paying the debt?)

[orcelito]

Did driving practice today. Actually did parallel parking practice this time, even tho I really didn't want to still. Finally got it into my head that I can maybe do this.

SO......

I have scheduled my driving test. For November 13th, 3 weeks from today.

[kimmkitsuragi]

help me my mom is shipping me with some random chinese man whom i helped buying tickets

[b4kuch1n]

holy shit change of plan. no more fucking around this month I have been asked to be Back on My Bullshit

[castielafflicted]

distinct possibility that things are going to start to get very bad for me in a few days because of medication reasons </3

[saturnsfather]

its nothing a couple ibuprofen and a joint and three energy drinks and a 50 mg edible and two hours straight of head and a drinking binge and more weed and a broken arm and getting the shit beat out of me and some opiates and getting my back blown out and another joint and a bullet to the back of the head wont fix .

[lizeon]

wth why would i suddenly not be able to watch a live stream on youtube? i dont think its an adblocker thing? i was watching a different live stream like 2 hours ago, i can watch regular videos and vods. but now when i bring up a stream it just goes gray and says "Your browser cant play this video". never seen this and having a hard time finding an answer online that is about a live stream, everything so far is for videos that dont work for anyone else either

[plumpengu]

having one of those nothing’s happened but i feel like they’re gonna do something that’ll piss me off so i’m preparing myself for the fight that may or may not happen moments. yk?

[rivilu]

good morning everyone, I am experiencing the Horrors again!

[artisanalpeanutbutter]

I'm taking my first week off from exercise (excluding my recovery from surgery and bizarre two month illness), and it's because of an injury lmfao. Does this count as a week off or is it mandatory rest?

[phagodyke]

woke up feeling ruffff but took my meds and went back to bed for a while n I feel a bit better

[namelessprince]

wait williams been decomposing since the first time he died?? oh hes got plenty of time hes fine

[orcelito]

Tally's just a liiiiittle bit fed up with my clinginess today

Can't help it tho. She's my baby.

[bigwishes]

Big's Perma Bulk!

(Community Requested Story, about me perma bulking) What's good bros! It's your favourite wish granting genie here to go on my own transformation journey. Normally I send this kind of thing off to another writer but a lot of you wanted me to be transformation using my own Genie gifts so I've waved my hands and started it off.

I made sure to completely forget about what you guys wanted for me to make it even more surprising but considering all you lot drool at a bicep vein I think I'm in good hands.

After waking up I definitely didn't have anything to worry about. I knew all of you just wanted me to become some big sweaty himbo. Just take a look.

Big arms, thick thighs and a solid chest. I won't lie if I were to make a choice I would of ended up so much bigger than this but hey, it's what you all wanted to I guess I gotta get used to being a himbo stud.

Woah...I guess day two was a little different. I'm a lot bigger ladz so cheers for that but damn, some of this definition is starting to fade. It looks like I'm sliding more to the tank side of the spectrum that the stud side. I'm pretty sure if I move wrong this tank is gonna split in too and my fucking stomach won't stop rumbling, every time I walk in my kitchen I down half a box of cereal, fuck, I should probably take a couple sandwiches back to my desk before I load up some games with the boys.

'BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRPP'

aw fuck, sorry about that ladz but damn. I woke up this morning and my stomach feels so tight, it feels like my abs are about to split in half. My shorts are so tight around my ass.

Damn what the fuck did you guys wish to happen to me? A slab of muscle instead of abs is one thing but fuck my gut is so bloated, ah man

'UURRRRRRRRRRPP!!!'

whoops, sorry dudes, fuck this is so tight but I still feel hungry, maybe a protein shake and a bowl of rice wont gut, surely this can't get any tighter.

ahhh fuck what time is it? 3am?? why the fuck am I so hungry. I didn't even know it was possible to feel hungry and bloated at the same-

BUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP

ah man, what do I have in the fridge, mmmmm half a pizza, well I'm sure a couple of slices won't hurt. I hit the gym pretty hard today, its probably my body wanting to fuel up. mmm yeah just 3 maybe 6 slices and I'll be good for the night, probably best to turn the light switch on so I don't make a mess...

w--what the fuck happened to me! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I'M SO FUCKING BULKY, OH FUCK

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRPPP

DAMN....fuck well....at least it doesn't jiggle, probably just bloated from how much I've been eating recently, who knew having such big muscles would make me so hungry all the time...

hmmm, I probably shouldn't leave just 3 slices of pizza in the fridge on their, own, that's not even a snack, 9 slices is alright at this time of night yeah?

On the bright side, my muscles have continued to blow up to freakish size, my bicep is bigger than most dude's heads. On the other hand....I can't shift this tank around my mid section. I've been trying to eat less to get my abs back but fuck I can't help it, my stomach growls and I gotta eat enough to feed at least 3 people or else it feels like my stomach is gonna eat itself. It's okay, Ill just cut when summer rolls around, use this time to grow as big as I can, bet my abs will look fucking insane in a few months/

Guess the bright side is I can order that nice chocolate cake with my pizza tonight...I'm pretty sure it's cheat night tonight, or was it last night? hmm, no yeah it is definitely tonight?

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPP

ah fuck, wh- UUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRPPPPP

what happened - uurp - to me?

a few *hic* days ago I was a lean mean lifting machine

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRPPPPPPPPP

and now...fuck *hic* uuurp- I'm a big, bulky brute

fuu-UUUUUUUURPPPP-ck, my gut is so tight, moving feels like a chore....I'm so fuckin stuffed and hungry at the same time. Who knew my fans would want me to blow up into a 300lsb bulky beast...

damn...I need a shower but, I could really go for a double cheese burger and a snickers protein thick shake, I'm sure it can wait -uuurrpp- maybe I should grab a couple protein bars for the road..

BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPP!!!!

I can still feel the spell under my skin, I wonder how much bigger these guys will make me, or what else they'll do...

[abbysgolf-club]

STALKER

-- an abby anderson fic. wlw.

stalker/modern AU

stalker!abby, fem!reader. SFW.

cw - implied hallucinations, alcohol usage from reader, stalking (obviously), cheating, (pet names such as baby), not proof read so let me know if i missed any or if there's any spelling mistakes.

no use of y/n don't worry.

idk how this is gonna do but if y'all want a pt2 lmk!!

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You and abby broke up 4 months ago over an hefty argument; she came home drunk, with another girl you didn't know. Abby says it was her cousin. You didn't buy it. You left that night, packed your things and left.

Now, 4 months later, you have your life together; new friends, new mindset, new everything. The only thing you didn't have is a new girlfriend. You told yourself after what had happened with Abby you were staying out of a relationship for a while.

You were staying in an apartment in Santa Barbara; far away from your then home with Abby in Seattle. The only odd thing was you could've sworn that you've seen her, felt her presence. You told yourself time and time again you were imagining it, going insane almost. But her presence was everywhere. The club. The beach. Even the god damn grocery store. Everywhere you went you saw her in the corner of your eye, your anxiety and paranoia heightening every time you step out of the comfort of your apartment.

Tonight was different. The air felt different. You could almost smell her. That pine, cinnamony smell mixed with the slight smell of her sweat. Your friends told you 'it's just the clubs smell, don't worry' but you couldn't help being anxious.

You were deep in the shots by now, shot after shot after shot. The alcohol coursing through your veins as if it was making up your entire bloodstream. You'd somewhat started to forget you were every paranoid; the scent of Abby gone, replaced by a strong stench of alcohol and hot, sweaty bodies.

Until you saw her. You saw her underneath the soft glow of the clubs blue lights. You panicked. Running to the bathroom to splash cold water on your face, when your phone vibrated on your purse.

A text, from an unknown number. You read it, tears forming in your eyes. 'you look beautiful tonight, baby.'

What did she want? Why was she back? After 4 months, why was she doing this? Tormenting you as if it was some fun game.

You opted to not responding, and instead scurried out of the bathroom, finding your friends to say goodbye and ordering a cab home.

You shoved 40 dollars into the cab drivers hand, telling him to take you to your apartment. You were on the verge of a breakdown. How long had she been watching you? You'd only been catching glimpses of her for the past 2 weeks; thinking you were going crazy.

You arrived at your apartment, juggling the keys in your hands and shakily unlocking the door. Once inside, you made sure all your doors were locked, anywhere accessible to entry, you made sure it was locked. You probably walked around your house 5 times making sure everywhere was shut, bolted and locked.

bzz-bzz

Your phone vibrated. again.

'don't run away baby, i wont hurt you'

You stared at the new message. Pondering on whether to reply or not. Eventually, around 5 minutes later, you responded.

'what do you want?'

You waited patiently, yet, at the same time nervously for a reply back. You paced your apartment, phone in hand and the unknown numbers texts open.

'you know what i want.'

one text.

'i want you.'

You turned off your phone. Throwing it down on the couch, you couldn't respond. What would you even say? You can't just welcome her back into your life. Not only did she bring another girl back to your guys' house; but she was manipulative. cruel at times. You couldn't deny, there was times she was the sweetest girl you could meet. But those times were outweighed. You'd moved on from that time in your life.

Or had you?

You slept, you slept on it. Surely it wasn't actually Abby right? It was probably just one of your friends messing with your head.

That was until you woke up to a loud noise. A loud noise coming from your kitchen that sounded like a glass or a plate smashing on the floor. You hurled yourself out of bed, throwing on a large t-shirt, grabbing a baseball bat from your closet before racing down your stairs.

You stood outside the kitchen door, taking deep breaths, preparing yourself for what was in there.

click

Your turned the doorknob. Allowing yourself to slowly walk into the kitchen.

You looked down at the smashed glass on the floor and up at the counter, lowering your baseball bat. It was just your cat.

"Garfield! You scared me!" You exclaimed, picking your cat up off of the counter and placing him in the other room.

You came back into the kitchen to clean up the glass, that's when you felt it. A big hand covered your mouth from behind.

It was her.