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#this post is stupid sorry !!
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Eclipse? Sorry. Those were Ashley's fat tits in the way.
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who taught her that
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stalebagels · 8 months
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Edit: muted this monstrosity but if you're looking for the blank template it's on my blog and I'll tag this and it with "the stupid fucking shorts post" so you don't have to scroll through everything 💀😂 (I did not make the template btw, I don't know who the OP is but if you do please let me know)
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haunted-pool-noodle · 1 month
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I couldn't stop laughing at this absolutely terrible joke so now I have to inflict it on you. sorry?
[Image 1 ID: Bolded text that says, "Stripping for edible flour in Tijuana," then in unbolded letters below it, "Please don't make me elaborate." End ID.]
[Image 2 ID: A 4-image comic of Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls. He's floating in front of one of Stan's memory doors, which is labelled as "KEEP OUT." Bill looks at the door and says "OHO, DEEP, DARK, SECRETS? DON'T MIND IF I DO!"
There are then three panels shown, from the perspective of the door looking at Bill. Across the first two, Bill opens the door, eye closed and other hand on his hip. In the last panel, Bill's eye is open, looking deeply unsettled, and he slams the door shut.
Bill turns from the door, staring downwards, haunted by whatever he has seen.
Bill looks back at the door out of the corner of his eye, putting a hand to the top of his angle. He says, "OH GOD, HE AND SIXER REALLY ARE IDENTICAL." End ID.]
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shikisei · 5 months
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ok stupid question my bad
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punkitt-is-here · 11 months
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swear to god ever since bethesda started writing fallout games ive been like this
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jaypentaghast · 1 month
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loumand thirtsday
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 month
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Actually, the bars aren't so bad anymore.
Think you can fix him? Read about his care instructions over at Tiger Tiger)
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twinstxrs · 7 months
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fabian’s insistence on calling someone to tell them about lucy & yolanda because he thought people just deserved to know, out of respect. both deeply sweet & incredibly gutting. (bill seacaster move over that’s MY darling boy)
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ninjasmudge · 3 months
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Maid-fu Lamba
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here is some context for why theyre maids
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codecicle · 2 months
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some nerd in a really tight graphic-tee with a big nose and glasses: yeah idk man. personally i think dnd 5e is a pretty balanced system, it just comes down to the ruling of individual dm's and how well they understand both the mechanics and player's enjoyment. hey you doing okay? your eyes got kinda unfocused there for a second and you had to sit down. just checking in man, you know you can tell me anything right?
me so horny i can't walk: could yuo explain it agaain. Slower maybe//,clossser to myears. With a lower tone. Please
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bixels · 3 months
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tarpit site.
#personal#delete later#for context a tweet i made in the middle of the night blew the fuck up and brought the attention of anime fans who've been#harassing and hassling me about my big factual blunder for an entire day straight#“ok i'll apologize” “bro it's not that serious.”#“you're right it's not that serious“ ”why won't you just admit that you're wrong and apologize!“#i'm not going crazy right. i feel like i'm getting manipulated into thinking i must've been wrong#it's crazy how twitter hate will trick you into believing saying something someone else disagrees with is a moral failing#sorry i haven't seen frieren i guess but what's it to you. i wasn't making a claim or statement#also because nobody has gotten this in the original post i wasn't talking about the quality of animation i'm talking about solid drawing#which is a very specific principle of animation. dandandan has really good solid drawing wherein all the characters are animated#with realistic and proportional 3d depth. newsflash but trigger doesn't prioritize solid drawing in their animation and that's fine#it's an aesthetic choice and has ties to production limits. none of this is a big deal. this is all so stupid lol#i've dealt with worse and more annoying weebs though it's fine i'll put on my clown nose twitter needs their stupid guy for the day#oh btw at the end of the day this doesn't matter. it'll be over by tomorrow. all that's happening is petty angry emotions.#so please don't involve yourself by jumping into the argument and prolonging this shit#i'm about to go on a date with tulli after being apart for a month this is the furtherest thing from my mind rn
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emunenenes · 10 days
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long time no tumblr sorry im super lazy when it comes to posting art on diff platforms.. (:3」∠)
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girlballs · 6 months
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tofixtheshadows · 5 months
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The fact that this is canon non-genderbend long haired Kabru ... Madame Kui please, I'm about to start chewing glass.
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just-spacetrash · 2 years
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they should invent falling alseep that doesnt take 3 hours
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