#this popped into my head and I thought it was funny

[archangeldyke-all]

imagine isha doing that thing that mute kids sometimes do, where they suddenly say a word/sentence or two out loud n then go back to being completely mute for a few years. imagine you’re tucking her in like “ily isha, sleep tight, don’t let the bed bugs bite” and she goes “ok. goodnight. mac & cheese.” and you never hear her talk again

also i love your writing 🩷🩷

this is so fucking funny god

men and minors dni

jinx has always claimed that isha speaks to her on occasion. you and sevika are always skeptical. a lot of isha's squeaks can sound like words-- and jinx tends to hear voices that aren't really there more than most people.

it takes a year of living together before one of you catches it in person.

sevika runs into the kitchen so fast she almost knocks over a chair. "babe, babe!" she says with a giddy smile. you giggle.

"what?"

"isha-- she just talked!" sevika laughs. "she doesn't know i heard her-- she was puttin' her socks on and her toe popped out of a hole, and she went; 'awe fuck!'" sevika imitates.

you burst into laughter. "are you sure?! you didn't just mishear one of her little grunts?"

"babe, i know what i heard. i read about this, y'know. sometimes, mute kids just randomly talk. and jinx said she's heard it before! i guess... i guess she really liked those socks!" sevika cackles. "you shoulda heard her little voice cursin' baby, oh my god!" sevika can't stop laughing.

for a long time, you don't quite believe her story. you're sure your wife thought she heard your kid curse, but you aren't convinced that isha can talk at all.

until she talks to you.

almost two years after sevika claims she hears isha talk, you're tucking her into bed like any other night. isha's pointing out various poisonous frog species to you in her favorite 'dangerous animals' book, and you're playing with her hair, kissing her head occasionally.

"if i was a poision dart frog, i think i'd be pink and purple. what about you?"

isha taps her chin while she considers your question, then signs with a smile. blue and yellow! you laugh. of course she'd pick her favorite colors.

"nice. what do you think jinx and big mama would be?"

jinxie is blue and purple and big mama is green!

"you've got it all figured out, huh?"

isha nods with a yawn. you chuckle.

"alright-- i think it's bedtime. c'mon, get comfy." isha hands her book to you and crawls under her covers. when she settles, she scrunches her face just a bit and lets out a fart. you giggle. "got your dutch oven going, huh?" you ask. she laughs.

"do frogs fart?" isha asks.

you freeze, staring at isha as she blinks up at you with big eyes, waiting for an answer. "wh-- did you--"

do they? she signs.

you burst into laughter and pull isha into your arms. "i have no idea!" you laugh. "oh my god!" isha giggles in your arms, confused by your reaction but enjoying the barrage of kisses you're giving her regardless. "i love you so much you silly little girl."

isha gets sick of your cuddles, elbowing you and signing. look it up on your phone! she whines. you cackle.

"okay, okay!" you laugh as you pull out your phone to google isha's question.

sevika and jinx are never going to believe this.

or... maybe they will.

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[heeambi]

⊹. ˙ Midnight Mischief ⌒⌒.

Pair ups 、ni-ki x reader Featuring 、jake

⥼﹒ You decided to sneak into the practice room late at night to leave a note for Ni-ki…. But you're caught in the act by Ni-ki, who teases you mercilessly, and Jake, who walks in at the worst possible moment ﹒ 、

εϊз﹒ Nat’s notes — I am so so sorry for not posting. I've just been so exhausted and didn't have the motivation at all :d ◞

It was about 11:30 pm, and the practice was supposed to be empty. You had checked the schedules three times to make sure no one would be there.

You had a folded note in your hand and it felt like it weighed a thousand pounds, but you were determined to leave it in ni-ki’s bag before leaving unnoticed.

You began crepting into the practice room, your sneakers squeaking slightly on the polished floor. Ni-ki’s bag was just right there and where it would always be, it was slouched against the wall by the mirror. You crouched down slowly and carefully made your way towards the bag as you tucked the note into your pocket.

“Gotcha brotha!”

You never screamed so loud in your life and you nearly fell backward as ni-ki popped out of no where, turns out he was hiding right behind the couch, a mischievous grin formed in his face.

“What are you even doing here ?” he asked, his arms crossed and his eyes sparkling with amusement. “l-listen! I thought no one was here!” you stammered, trying to look anywhere else but him.

“Well, I was about to leave, but then I saw you sneaking around like a ninja. So, What does the note say, hm?” he made a dramatic reach for the note in her hand.

“It's nothing!” You practically lunged to black him from the note, your face burning. “It isn't for you. I mean—it’s not even important!”

Ni-ki raised his brow, clearly not buying anything you're saying. “Oh, so you were just sneaking off into the practice room at midnight to leave a note for… the floor? Sounds mad legit.”

But before you could protest, the door had swung open, and Jake stepped in, rubbing the sleep from his eyes. “Why are you two yelling?? It's midnight—”

Jake froze in his tracks, his gaze bouncing between you and ni-ki, who was trying to grab something like a note with a sly grin.

“What the hell,” Jake said, suddenly completely wide awoke. “Did I walk in on something? Should I leave or??”

“Erm, no!” you yelped, literally mortified.

“Oh, definitely not,” ni-ki replied at the same time, clearly enjoying himself.

Jake then leaned against the doorframe, smirking. “I’ll stay, this looks interesting.”

Ni-ki finally managed to pulled the note out of her hand, holding it up like a trophy he just won. You tried to snatch if? But he was way too quick.

He then quickly unfolded the paper, his grin only widening as he reads the first words aloud. “Ni-ki, I think you're really funny and talented, and I—”

“Uh, that's enough!” you managed to grab the note from his hand, crumpling it in your fist.

Ni-ki looked at you, his teasing expression softening. “Aw, you think I'm funny and talented?”

Jake gasped dramatically. “Woah…. Is this a confession??”

You wanted to melt right into the floor. “No! Well… maybe? Can you both just please forget that this even happened?”

Ni-ki titled his head, a small smile tugging at his lips. “Mmm, I don't know…. I think I kinda of like this little midnight ninja thing you had going on.”

Jake snorted. “Oh my god, you’ll never live this down. I'm telling everyone!!”

“Jake!” you shouted, chasing after him out the practice room as ni-ki laugh echoed behind them.

And the very next morning, you had found a note in your bag saying “I think you're pretty cute and funny and talented too. — Ni-ki”

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[fanfiction-artist-prototype]

Technically Tuesday but I was thinking about my rook, saw this and wanted to have a go!!

My Rooks first name is Bishop (yes like the chess piece) and I picked it because I was in character creator and realised the nickname was Rook and thought "ha ha wouldn't it be funny if their first name was also a chess piece?" And it turned out to work even better since Bishops are one of the strongest pieces in the early game and Rooks become imperative for middle and endgame chess!

Rook got their name from their mother, a dalish elf who was taken into slavery and escaped to an alienage in the Anderfells where Bishop grew up before becoming a Warden. their Ma gave them a more human name to make life easier for them and because their father loved Chess. Evka gave them the nickname "Bish" after one of their fellow recruits called Bishop a bitch and they laughed it off with "it's *Bish* actually" and it stuck. Bishop loves this nickname since it always gets incredibly varied reactions hearing a senior Warden yell what sounds like BITCH! Across thr battlefield and an absolute nutcase of another senior Warden pops their head out of the guts of an ogre they just cleaved through themselves and respond like that was any kind of normal address.

Varric had a nickname for them before the codename Rook that he stole from Carver Hawke, Gate. (I like to imagine my Rook is at least decent feiends with Carver Hawke and met Varric through him kind of like a "Varric I met someone almost as stupid as my brothers friends can you believe it???" "Well now I've got to see this for myself" situation. Carver called Rook "Gate" for a long time as a nickname short for Gatecrasher because the first time they met was Rook smashing down a iron gate right onto a hoard of Darkspawn to save Carver and his squads lives during a rush.)

It’s Monday Morning 👎👎👎🚫🚫

It’s the Rook Introduction Hour ! 🥳🥳🎊🎊🙌

For new people, it works like this: I ask you about your Rook, and if you want you can rb and answer, and then I’ll rb it back here and comment a bit !

I really made you all work last week, so let’s do something easier: What is the significance of your Rook’s (first) name? Who gave it to them— did they pick it themselves? Do they have any nicknames (besides Rook)? Who gave those to them? Do they like their name?

Feel free to answer as much/little as you like!

[n0vazsq]

Won them over | Luke Browning x Reader

pairing . . . luke browning x gf!reader

summary . . . When you visit your family gathering with your secret boyfriend, you never expected him to get along so well

request . . . yes!! based on this request!

word count . . . 1.1k+

warnings . . . none!

faceclaim . . . N/A

alexavia yaps . . . my school is starting tomorrow so update schedule might stop a bit </3 i'll still be uploading but less often so yeah! also ignore the shit colour coordination on the moodboard

. . . Luke showing up at your family’s party wasn’t exactly part of the plan. Scratch that, your family didn’t even know you had a boyfriend.

You’d been holding off on telling them, because, well, you’d seen how they interrogated every single person your cousins brought around. And Luke? He was perfect, but he was also a racing driver, which you knew was going to ensue about a million questions.

The party was in full swing when you walked in with Luke trailing behind you. Your mom’s eyes nearly popped out of her head when she saw him.

"Who’s this?" she asked, wiping her hands on her apron, even though she wasn’t cooking. It was her nervous habit.

"Mom, this is Luke," you said, bracing yourself. "My boyfriend."

As if there was a record scratch, everyone within earshot turned to stare. Your dad’s jaw tightened, and your grandma’s eyebrows shot up so high they nearly disappeared into her hairline.

Luke, ever the charmer, extended his hand to your mom. "Mrs. (L/n), it’s really nice to meet you. Thanks for having me."

Your mom blinked, clearly not expecting the manners. "Uh, of course. Nice to meet you too, Luke."

But the interrogating started almost immediately. Your uncle cornered Luke by the drinks table, holding a beer like it was some kind of truth serum.

"So, you’re a race car driver? That’s… interesting," he said, his tone dripping with skepticism. "How’s that work as a career? Seems risky."

Luke smiled, completely unfazed. "It’s definitely not the typical job, but I love it. There’s a lot of strategy involved, and the teamwork is amazing. Plus, it taught me how to improve my focus."

Your uncle nodded slowly, like he wasn’t totally convinced but also couldn’t find a reason to argue.

Meanwhile, your grandma had Luke in her sights. She’d sat herself on the couch like the queen of the castle, and when Luke came over to introduce himself, she gave him the once over.

"A race car driver, huh?" she said, squinting at him. "How fast do you go?"

"Over 200 miles an hour sometimes," Luke replied, and your grandma’s jaw dropped.

"Lord have mercy. Do you have life insurance?"

Luke laughed. "Yes, maam. It’s part of the job."

By the time dinner rolled around, Luke was doing surprisingly well. He’d helped your mom carry a stack of plates, made your younger cousins laugh with a story about his first time driving a go kart, and even managed to get your dad to crack a smile.

But the ultimate test came when your grandpa, a man of few words but strong opinions, called Luke over to sit next to him.

"So, young man," your grandpa began, his voice gruff. "What’s your deal?"

You almost choked on your drink, but Luke didn’t even blink.

"Well, sir, I’m here because I really care about your granddaughter. She’s smart, funny, and honestly the best part of my life. I just want to make her happy."

Your grandpa stared at him for a long moment before nodding. "Good answer," he said gruffly, and that was that. Approval granted.

By the end of the night, your mom was packing up leftovers for Luke to take home, your cousins were begging him to come back for the next party, and your grandma was telling everyone he’d make a 'handsome groom someday'.

But of course, things couldn’t stay entirely smooth. After dinner, you and Luke snuck away to the back porch for a breather. The house was buzzing with your family’s chatter, and you needed a moment to yourselves.

"You’re handling this way better than I thought you would," you said, leaning against the railing.

Luke grinned, leaning in closer. "You doubted me?"

"Not exactly," you teased, "but they’re a lot to deal with."

"They’re great," he said, brushing a strand of hair from your face. "But I do kinda miss having you all to myself."

His voice dropped just enough to make your cheeks flush. Before you could respond, he leaned in and kissed you; soft and sweet, the kind of kiss that made everything else fade away.

When he pulled back, his forehead rested against yours, and his hands found their way to your waist, holding you close. "I wasn’t kidding," he murmured. "Having you all to myself is the best part of any day."

You let out a soft laugh, your arms looping around his neck. "You’re ridiculous."

"Ridiculously in love with you," he replied, his grin widening. The way he looked at you, like you were the only person in the world, made your heart skip a beat.

Before either of you could say more, he pressed another kiss to your lips, this one deeper and slower. The sounds of the party drifted into the background, replaced by the warmth of his touch and the way he made you feel like you were floating.

"You know they’re probably wondering where we are," you said, pulling back just enough to speak, though you didn’t make any effort to let go of him.

"Let them wonder," he said, his voice teasing but his eyes full of something softer. "I’m not done with you yet."

Luke leaned in, hand brushing your cheek, and before he could kiss you for the third time, you heard a voice interrupt you.

"Ewww!" the voice rang out, snapping you both back to reality. You turned to see your little cousins standing by the doorway, their faces a mix of shock and disgust.

"We’re telling!" one of them shouted, already turning to run back inside.

"Wait, wait!" Luke said, holding up his hands. "What if I make a deal with you?"

The kids paused, eyes narrowing suspiciously. “What do you mean?”

"How about… another game of football after dinner?" Luke offered, and their eyes lit up.

"Really?"

"Really," he promised. "But only if you keep this little moment a secret between us."

The kids huddled together, whispering furiously, before turning back with matching grins. "Deal!"

As they ran off, you turned to Luke, half amused, half exasperated. "Bribing kids now?"

He shrugged, wrapping an arm around your waist. "Whatever it takes to keep your family from eating me alive."

"You’re ridiculous," you said, but you couldn’t stop smiling.

When you both finally went back inside, it was like nothing had happened.

Your cousins were busy showing off their 'secret' knowledge to each other, your mom was arguing with your dad about which dessert to serve next, and your grandma was already asking Luke if he’d like to take home some leftovers.

"Well, that went better than expected," you said on the drive home, leaning your head on Luke’s shoulder.

He grinned, one hand on the wheel, the other resting on your thigh. "Told you I’d win them over."

And honestly? You weren’t even surprised. Luke could charm just about anyone, even your family.

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[quilly72]

Oh My God

Liz squeeled in excitement. A smile appearing across her face as she turned to look at you. The pink hue of her new growth ray slowly letting the room come back to its normal color.

It worked it actually worked

Her green dress draped off her chest as her new boobs pressed forward. Neither one of you were expecting the stupid ad you had seen a week ago to actually work but for 20 bucks why not give it a shot.

But after one shot from point blank there they stood having bulged and blossomed forward in only a couple seconds.

Lizzie meandered her way towards you as she pressed in. Her blue eyes staring into yours. Her chest pressing into you as she leaned in closer. You know we might as well try them out.

I mean I can already tell they are way more sensiTIVE Her voice chirped up followed by the sound of fabric straining and stretching. She hopped back as she turned to look at her butt which was bound didng backwards. Lifting her thigh high dress up and plastering it to her hips.

Oh my I'm still growing it's making me so curvy I wo nDer how much bigger I'm gonna... gonna. Oh fuuuck I think it's happening agaINN.

Liz snatched her eyes closed and strained as you heard a seam pop. Her hips stretching out. Meanwhile her chest dragged forward. Her boobs bulging against her green dress as her straps dug into her shoulders. Her boobs left with no where to go as they piled up toward her neck

Her breathing straining as she tried to loosed her dress against her chest.

Oh jeez I'm way bigger than I thought is there a setting to dial it back or something on there. You made your way to the ray as you studied it. It was pretty simple a point and shoot device with a safety on it. Umm I don't think sooo...

You looked up as you stifled a gulp. Umm Liz are you blushing or flushed or something.

No WhYY.

She hopped up this time an inch or maybe two. Her legs trembling as another stitch or three popped across her hips. Her hips pushing thru the hole in the side as she giggled and tried to push the dress up hiding it.

Og my gosh im even a little taller I can become a model. Why are you looking at me funny.

Um Liz your ummm... glowing

WHAT!?

Liz looked down at her hands as another spurt hit her. Her eyes clasping shut again as she bobbed up another couple inches. She was as tall as you were now. Her dress groaning and ripping more as her chest pulled her dress and plastered it ski. Tight across her body constraining her movement. As she grew her skin flashed and glowed pink before fading a bit. The. Starting to pick back up and glow again before another spurt hit her.

No wait what THE...

Her face grimaced as she shot up again. Her shoulder straps snapping g off as her dress failed her bra digging in as hard it could against her boo s before also failing and slithering down her body. Her dress straining and pulled across her hips waist and thighs as it threatened to pop eitheven the slightest move.

She was Taller than you now maybe 6 ft tall

Her skin hot brighter the room starting to glow pink with every spurt of growth.

NOOO WAIT FUUUCKKK

Liz trembled as her green dress finally plucked off her body soaring up 6 inches as her legs shook and spasmed. Her eyes bo linger filled with excitement. Turn it back turn it back somethings wrong. Fukc Again!!

Another spurt. Liz flew up. Her knees vibrating violently asher chest was bow eye level with you. Her hands reaching up and tickling the ceiling as her head flew viole tly from side to side trying to get her bearings.

HELP MEeEeE turn it BACK

Her voice flailed withher hody as she dragged up again. Her thighs pushed against each other. Her toes curling across the carpet as her feet slid forward. Her legs bouncing back and forth as she tried to keep her balance. Her hands planted against the roof as she stared at it. It wasnt too far away now. You were already at her waist. Her breathing g picking up as she started to hyperventilate. Her chest heaving forward as she grabbed her tits into an arm bra to support them. Her eyes locked with yours as she grimaced and cried out. A high pitch whine escaping her as she shot up again. Her eyes were filled with terror. Her head thumped the roof some dust falling g down onto her as her hair dragged and caught on the roof. Her elbow planting against it for balance. Her knees tucked little as she struggled for room.

In a panic she lurch for the growth ray trying to figure it out. Where's the reverse where's the reverse She mubled as she grew again. The room flashing pink again. Her chest burgeoning forward so much she couldn't even see the ray and had to lift it up on top of her cleavage.

Liz fell to her knees as your entire apartment shook. Pictures and wardrobes shaking and falling as she slammed the ground. She was still as tall as you even on her knees.

Left with no reverse she threw the ray gun In Frustration against wall. It cracked and sputtered as it started to glow pink. Both of your eyes growing wide as a slight hum radiated out of it. You were first out the door as Liz tried to follow suit but another spurt had her topple forward. Her kegs fumbling back and cracking g her dressor In half. She had to be 15 ft tall as she struggled to get to her knees and crawl out. The room glowing more and more as the humming grew louder. Luz made her way to the door as she struggled to squeeze her shoulders thru ducking her head as the room grew so bright you couldnt even see in it anymore.

Liz started to panic as she struggled to contort her body thru the frame another spurt hitting her as she fell to her elbows. Her arms pinning to her chest as she trapped herself in the door frame. Her legs flailing back behind her as you heard more furniture crack and fall.

Help me fuck no no no please FuuucKK

The raygun finally let the energy burst out as a bright pink flashnag went off throughout your house and thru the neighborhood.

You looked down at your hands as your skin flashed pink and a vi ration rolled thru you. Your pants and shirt getting tight. As yoh piled up an inch.

The sound of Liz moaning and screaming and the sound of drywall splintering with wood grabbed your attention

Her shoulders ripping thru the wall as her back bashed into the roof. Her butt filling up to the ceiling as well as you watched her pin herself to the ground. Liz glowed again and again and then a third time as she grew 3 times before yougrew again

Her head dragging forward the ceiling above her butt bowing upwards her feet crushing your bed against the wall as the wood cracked and screamed. You backed up all the way to the living room as another spurt sent you up a couple inches. It wasnt enough. Even on her stomach she was Taller than you her head was practically the same size you were. Her arms pinned to her body as Liz panicked and s reamed.

Can't hold it back..I'm

SORRY.

She enveloped you in seconds Her cleavage pile driving you as you drowned in it. The front door crashed open. The wi dows shattering as she failed the apartment. Another spurt sent her legs piledrivi g out the wall. Finally the south side gave out as Liz rolled out to the ground d outside. The apt building collapsing around d her as she surged again and again.

Another building pulled the fire alarm as a 7 ft tall ms Clancy came running outside but none of them were getting big enough fast enough.

Liz surged again and again. Her leg bracing against a nearby building before punching into it. She tried to sit up but she just ended up toppling g another building over. A passerby at 8 ft tall was smashed by her foot that shot out into the parking lot

Liz fought it as she grew again. Her legs driving thru and collapsing building 10 her foot crushing a couple parked cars as it overturned and dug into the asphalt.

Each surge stretching her further than the last. Rubble of brick and cement laying under her butt as it groaned over the foundations of the old apt buildings.

She finally managed to drag her head up as her body surged and filled the parking lot. Her cul de sac of apt buildings either toppled to the ground or frightenly close. Her head easily overshadowing the 3 and 4 story buildings. Her toes curled as her legs shot out again. Her body's growth causing the air to vibrate. The growling of her growthfilli g the air. Her attention pulling over to the edge of the apt complex as she heard the sound of walls collapsing and falling in. She checked her limbs but she hadn't broken another building. Just a couple more cars and roofed parking spots.

Another crash of brick this time coupled with a scream as she waited with baited breath. Someone else was growing as well. 

[phosph-ate]

This isn't like, a request, more so just a funny thought that popped into my head, Rick x Reader x Phosphorus but it's less of a love triangle and more of Rick pining for the Reader, meanwhile the Reader is like, nervous sweating thinking about Phos like "I know he said my eyes remind him of pretty gems, but does that really mean he like likes me"

Meanwhile Phos is thinking about what he wants for lunch cuz he thinks he and the reader have been dating for 2 months through a series of misunderstandings, and that they're just taking it slow, explaining why they haven't even like, held hands

LITERALLY SCREAMING AT THIS ASK. anon your mind! i LOOOOVE phos x reader x rick and this idea is fucking amazing.

I can imagine Rick watching you from afar while you are just sitting there, nervous and sweaty, looking like a little kicked puppy and Phosphorus is like 'damn why do they look so nervous?' he doesn't think too hard about it. he just thinks you're the best!

At some point, maybe you're talking to rick, and phos comes up and calls you a pet name, like love or babe. Your knees buckle. Rick thinks he's going to have to catch you. "Did you call me-" You can't even finish your sentence. "Wait, do you like me?"

Que confused Phosphorus. "We are dating?" It's definitely less confident than he wanted and more of a question than anything. The way you look so dumbfounded makes him realize why you maybe haven't held his hand yet. "We've been dating for two months..."

Rick is standing there, third wheeling it, looking at Bride and Nina as if they are cameras on the office.

OH MY GOD i love this dynamic i may write a full fic of this holy shit it's so great

[wow-an-unfunny-joke]

Martin: you Hated me!

Jon: I didn’t Hate you- I hated myself and you were nice to me.

Martin: Jon! That’s not okay!

Jon: now I hate myself in New and Interesting ways! 😁👍

[the-lil-exorcist]

I can't believe I have to ask this. Jude why the fuck did you write your note book of leads like a cryptic prophecy. I hate this. Why didn't you just write locations and people down like a normal person.

Does anyone know what might match the description of a "really weird looking building, almost collapsing" downtown? Possibly owned by a someone named Bobby? I just wanted to return something to them, and my sibling is awful at directions. Jude why the hell did you write down 9/10. I'm going to kill you when I find you. This better be a ghost.

[hipstercabbage]

important kale lore update

[empquipress]

realized i never posted some little doodles i made of @narcissistcookbook and @bughuntermusic / @jammechanics. both based off tour and podcast art by the lovely DeepBlueInk.

if anybody got charms of the latter that I was giving out at the show, absolutely feel free to show me cause I would love to see where they all ended up!

[larphis]

For some reason I just can‘t stop imagining Ed defeatedly crawling into the auxiliary wardrobe to wallow in his sadness, alone, only to be met with a familiar voice saying „well, well, well“ and as he turns around Lucius is leaning against the door frame as wet as a poodle and sassily says „Look who went back into the closet“

[trianna-phoenix]

At a dinner party, bilbo is first seen by the public, nobody knows who he is or why there’s a hobbit in the company of the king but rumors spread quickly.

Later the next day, bilbo is reading a book and minding his own business

Kili and fili bursting into the room: “did you sleep with uncle???”

Bilbo, blankly: “I mean? Not yet”

[excelsior9173]

the speed at which iii updates his story after the band account and the fact that he’s the one that most consistently posts tour reminders makes me wonder if he’s running the band account too lmao

we all know it can’t be iv (who btw still hasn’t given us the “full rendition” he teased TWO MONTHS AGO) and ii is off in his little drummer world. ves totally gives me the vibe of someone who would still own a flip phone

[boobchuy]

I love amphibia I'm really happy it exists

[littleprincerianne]

"electric car or car that runs on gasoline?" no boo, these:

[skitskatdacat63]

Every time I read Fernando cursing in fic, I can only think about this clip and then my brain short-circuits