#wr starter

[the-lil-exorcist]

Hey everyone, if you see a priest following me around don't worry about it. It's for a bit. He's mostly harmless and will be leaving soon.

Unrelated - are turtlenecks in for summer? Asking for a friend.

[dirtwatchman]

Clouds don't yell back, do they? Someone is yelling at me It can't be them right

[raisareigns]

[User thought she was responding to a dm from a work friend. She's a little hungover and not in the mood to check things like privacy settings.]

Yes, I heard it smells like marinara. That doesn't mean I want to go trapsing through the woods to test that for myself.

[lauriescages]

So has anyone figured out how to stop these cute little quakes? I'm getting real tired of the noise upsetting my schedule.

[eliaskahtri]

I just found out there's a nest of bunnies in my backyard, and now I can't go out there. I'm terrified.

[longislandcharm]

Did you guys know that turbo coffee is amazing. I really think the whole town should get some. Maybe I should suggest that the shop give out a sample serving for all to try because it's beautiful and wonderful and everything good in this world. Please go try it, I'm positive you'll love it but I'm sure I'm coming down from it right now because the world is starting to move at a more normal pace. Please try it. Join me in this fantastic land of energy.

[ohwynne]

I just found this curious stuffed animal (I think it's an animal, at least, if it's not then it's at least still a stuffed thing) and bought it because it was such a bargain! Sorry if you had your eye on it! If you have any ideas for a name let me know. ����

[oceansrevenge]

Siri, where is the best place to get corpse themed desserts for an impressive woman?

[franklyfrankiesfolklore]

Happy Spring! Persephone's returning from the underworld, effigies of Marzanna are being chucked into rivers, and here in the good town of Wicked's Rest, The Spring Equinox Tino-bunny will be distributing goodies if you come to the University library and visit him during my lunch break. [User inserts of photos of a french bulldog begrudgingly wearing a very cute easter bunny costume.]

[letsbenditlikebennett]

Is anyone missing a cursed wallet? I found it out near the Dancing Ridge Trailhead. It seems to have some special features... namely a tail and legs that seem to work, but there's like cash and stuff in here. Can't really get a look at the ID without the thing trying to fucking bite me.

[cxrioxserxandcxrioxser]

I've been waiting six weeks for this order to arrive - how hard can it be to ship magical stretchy yoga pants which give you a bubble butt an item of clothing to a small town in Maine?

[the-lil-exorcist]

Someone fucking hurt my brother and I don't - Some assholes just - I'f you're reading this and your still here know I'm going to fucking kill you. If you all need anything from me [..] I'm not going to be taking a lot of work. Sorry if you were waiting on me. My friend Jamie is going to handle it while [..] I deal with a family emergency. So if you need someone he'll come. He's fun and Irish so I'm sure you won't miss me at all.

I'll get back at it - Jonas needs - I don't -

[dirtwatchman]

Between the reindeer and the snowmen, my schedule has gotten out of control. If I still owe you any maintenance work please respond to this or message me privately. I don't have to sleep and I am still falling so behind Alternatively, If you need any work done please do the same. I'm a little booked right now but I can also give advice on how to fix the small things. Or if you're willing to wait I'll be sure to pencil you in.

Also, don't let the first part of this message discourage you, I've got a new system now.

[raisareigns]

Petty PSA: If someone's just sitting at a table at the cafe whispering lines to themself with their head buried in a script, they probably aren't looking for a little meet cute moment.

[naomikojima]

Who: Naomi and OPEN When: Saturday, September 3, 2005 Time: 10:47pm Where: Entry Hall Gif Credit: Here

The flight had been fourteen hours long and Naomi was sure she felt every minute of it. No matter how many flights she had taken, how exhausted she was, she never could sleep on the flight. The way the taxi driver weaved made sure Naomi wasn't sleeping then either. It almost made the sight of Woodrow a sigh of relief, welcome familiarity, if it hadn't come with the sting of grief. The doors were heavier than she remembered as Naomi made her way through them and into the entry hall. It was grand in a way that felt too intimidating, too opulent to consider it home. She let go of the handle of her blue, rolling suitcase and walked towards some of the historical parts of the hall, the suits of armor. The two created a reflection of her silhouette, ill defined and blob-like, which somehow felt right. Tom and Jerry, she thought, smiling at the memory of Richard another fond memory that couldn't be held onto, couldn't turn into that sinking feeling.

Naomi hadn't considered having to socialize before being able to brace herself in her room, but there was another person in her peripheral vision. "Oh, hey," her voice was brittle, but unable to entirely hide the surprise. "How have you been?"

"I remember these guys being shinier, you know." She added, eyes making their way up to the statue's helmet. She felt small next to them, it was hard not to feel small in such a grand space.

[longislandcharm]

Since everyone seems to be chomping at the bit to make a pun out of my name I decided to open the floor for one night and one night only. Most creative pun wins a prize. No, I won't tell you what said prize is before hand. I will refrain from being a smart ass back to the best of my ability.

If you didn't know, my name is Winter. And go.