#dash convos
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
dirtwatchman · 2 months ago
Text
@fromnewashes from here The guy in the top hat? For real?
Okay but he had a top hat when he was nice. He was a completely different creature when he was doing the evil stuff.
Tumblr media
20 notes · View notes
longislandcharm · 5 months ago
Text
@debauchfairy from here Correct.
I often am, yes.
Tumblr media
20 notes · View notes
poisonousdelights · 10 months ago
Text
I haven't been to Deersprings in a while but I'm pretty sure the houses aren't supposed to be made of gingerbread. What's up with that? At least I know where to find the reindeer when I want to feed [...] Has anyone eaten it besides the reindeer? No reason for asking, just curious...
Tumblr media
39 notes · View notes
poisonousdelights · 29 days ago
Text
We've been missing out on fake cheese this whole time! I'm going to the store right now to get it and then we'll have a fake grilled cheese party. Be at my place in twenty minutes!
Tumblr media
Really? You'd do that? I mean, you don't have to, but I'd love it. I bet fake cheese is great!
Tumblr media
79 notes · View notes
dirtwatchman · 3 months ago
Text
@highoctanegem from here [pm] WHAT!? Are you telling me you're one of those people who eats their burgers with a fork and a knife :/// I'm saying!! I couldn't handle that first bite. I don't wanna cheat. So how do you do it?
Of course you're talking about I have a big mouth.
Tumblr media
14 notes · View notes
longislandcharm · 5 months ago
Text
@kadavernagh from here You know of this show? They misspell Gray's.
Who doesn't know this show? It's wordplay with the main character's name, Meredith Grey.
Tumblr media
18 notes · View notes
poisonousdelights · 3 months ago
Text
@woveninstardust from here [pm] Yeah but... yeah... it's okay. I'm okay. Please don't get bit by someone just because of me.
[pm] I'm not scared of being bitten, Luna. I don't think they'll do that anyway. But I don't like when people talk to you like that. I actually think I should talk to the other guy who was upsetting you too.
Tumblr media
15 notes · View notes
dirtwatchman · 23 days ago
Text
[pm] I'll be there soon. I got distracted yesterday but I'm on my way.
Tumblr media
[pm] Of course! Someone's death is just as important as their life, and should be celebrated as such. And not a problem, I can have them ready by tomorrow afternoon?
Tumblr media
67 notes · View notes
dirtwatchman · 2 months ago
Text
@ariadnewhitlock from here Hey anon!! Caleb doesn't have sins!! I have known him legit my whole life and he's the best. Please don't be mean!!!!!!!!
[pm] It's fine, Deeny. I'm fine. I do have sins I have a lot of sins I am damned... I appreciate you coming to my rescue though.
Tumblr media
Speaking of, I still owe you a hug. Where are you? Are you doing okay?
13 notes · View notes
longislandcharm · 1 year ago
Text
I would walk into the arcade when some kind of tournament is going on. I just wanted to play Galaga for nostalgic reasons. Anyways, does anyone know what a tetris nugget is? The staff just keeps saying to eat them and find out and that's a little terrifying.
Tumblr media
50 notes · View notes
poisonousdelights · 3 months ago
Text
@magmahearts from here [pm] Do you mean spilling literal tea, or gossip? [...] Either way, that wasn't me. I just [...] texted the wrong person. But I'm kind of curious [del: and I could use someone to talk to].
[pm] Oh, no, like literal tea. I work at The Sugar Pot and it happens more often than you think. But...we do get a lot of gossip in there too. The uh, older clientele really loves to spread around that stuff. I've been a victim way too often
That seems to be a trend right now. Are you okay though?
Tumblr media
5 notes · View notes
longislandcharm · 8 months ago
Text
I do like other oranges like a rust or a tangerine but I'm strictly speaking about neon orange when I'm saying it's not a good look for anyone. It just makes you like you're trying to avoid someone hitting you in traffic. [...] Which I guess makes it good if you're trying to ride a bike at night or something. Bags, I could see. Tote bags with cute sayings would be nice. [...] Try hiking that number up a bit, like in the thousands to millions range depending on the crime. There's a reason only the rich or monstrous can get away with murder. What kind of food?
If only. I don't have much room to talk, I'm pretty greedy myself.
Tumblr media
Orange is a nice color, even if it is very vibrant. It reminds me of summer. It can be used for bags, maybe, as it seems the material is sturdy enough from what I can find on Google. Buy your way out of trouble? How much money does that take? Like $10? I am curious to hear. I lived on the farm. I didn't work in the fields a lot but mostly helped with making food.
[......] I guess that is true. I think people should stop being greedy. That isn't a solution though.
Tumblr media
161 notes · View notes
dirtwatchman · 3 months ago
Note
[pm] Oh wowieee! That is the biggest one I've ever seen. Isn't it like... too much? My jaw would... nope! I don't think even I could handle it, and you know how insatiable I am.
[pm] [...............................................................] What?
Tumblr media
8 notes · View notes
longislandcharm · 6 months ago
Text
@kadavernagh [pm] What? No. How was this difficult to understand?
[pm] ......You're actually asking to live with me? We aren't exactly best friends, Dr. Kavanagh.
Tumblr media
13 notes · View notes
poisonousdelights · 3 months ago
Note
Hello, mo chuisle. What do you think about living in a storage unit? I know – I know, it doesn't /sound/ appealing. But it's small, windowless, and secure, and you can decorate however you'd like. And there are some larger ones, you know. There would be space for a bed, and possibly... a couch. And bones, and cats. I will have to speak with the owner of the unit about installing a bathroom (with no mirror). And, oh, we may have neighbors in other units. You liked that thought before.
What did you just call me? Um, my sister and I already found a place for me. I don't need a relator. But thank you, I think?
FYI I don't think a storage unit is as desirable as you're trying to make it sound. Even though you're not bad at being convincing you might want to try selling actual houses or something. But also...bones?
Tumblr media
3 notes · View notes
dirtwatchman · 3 months ago
Text
@ariadnewhitlock from here [pm] We could do take out if you wanted??
It would be really nice to spend time with family right now. There's a lot of confusing things happening and my mind is a mess. [user contemplates deleting that but decides to leave it in. Aria probably deserves to know more about his life.] What are you in the mood for?
Tumblr media
14 notes · View notes