#dash convos

[dirtwatchman]

@fromnewashes from here The guy in the top hat? For real?

Okay but he had a top hat when he was nice. He was a completely different creature when he was doing the evil stuff.

[longislandcharm]

@debauchfairy from here Correct.

I often am, yes.

[poisonousdelights]

I haven't been to Deersprings in a while but I'm pretty sure the houses aren't supposed to be made of gingerbread. What's up with that? At least I know where to find the reindeer when I want to feed [...] Has anyone eaten it besides the reindeer? No reason for asking, just curious...

[dirtwatchman]

Pig Latin with leg added to the end of each word, was that supposed to be hard? One you took leg off the end of each word an online translator was a life saver. You really are obsessed with that thing, aren't you? The leg, I mean. Glad whatever was happening is over. Just that one message was exhausting.

the fact that you don't know if you know me is mildly concerning It's a turn of phrase sweetness. And thank you for the concern, but as you can see I can speak clearly again. Impressive that you could translate it though.

[dirtwatchman]

@highoctanegem from here [pm] WHAT!? Are you telling me you're one of those people who eats their burgers with a fork and a knife :/// I'm saying!! I couldn't handle that first bite. I don't wanna cheat. So how do you do it?

Of course you're talking about I have a big mouth.

[longislandcharm]

@kadavernagh from here You know of this show? They misspell Gray's.

Who doesn't know this show? It's wordplay with the main character's name, Meredith Grey.

[poisonousdelights]

@woveninstardust from here [pm] Yeah but... yeah... it's okay. I'm okay. Please don't get bit by someone just because of me.

[pm] I'm not scared of being bitten, Luna. I don't think they'll do that anyway. But I don't like when people talk to you like that. I actually think I should talk to the other guy who was upsetting you too.

[poisonousdelights]

Right, okay. SO no weak worms and make they like Jade sauce. What is Jade sauce exactly? I'm going to get you some this weekend but that would be helpful to know before I go on my search.

There are few wrong worms, but the giving of weak worms would be considered a slight. Not all worms are capable of becoming better. Not all take to the Jade sauce.

[dirtwatchman]

@ariadnewhitlock from here Hey anon!! Caleb doesn't have sins!! I have known him legit my whole life and he's the best. Please don't be mean!!!!!!!!

[pm] It's fine, Deeny. I'm fine. I do have sins I have a lot of sins I am damned... I appreciate you coming to my rescue though.

Speaking of, I still owe you a hug. Where are you? Are you doing okay?

[longislandcharm]

I would walk into the arcade when some kind of tournament is going on. I just wanted to play Galaga for nostalgic reasons. Anyways, does anyone know what a tetris nugget is? The staff just keeps saying to eat them and find out and that's a little terrifying.

[poisonousdelights]

@woveninstardust from here [pm] YES I need help. I have a few people already volunteering to bring extra stuff, like pie. And don't be sorry, Sunshine. [deleted: I miss Is it because I kissed] I'm proud of you. Do you like it? Work?

Does Gourdon like pie? I could make pie too. Do we need more?

I mean, it's work and all. Alistair is like family now so that makes it better. I miss you, though. I almost had like three there for a second and more were offered but I don't think even I could keep up with that.

[poisonousdelights]

We've been missing out on fake cheese this whole time! I'm going to the store right now to get it and then we'll have a fake grilled cheese party. Be at my place in twenty minutes!

Really? You'd do that? I mean, you don't have to, but I'd love it. I bet fake cheese is great!

[dirtwatchman]

[pm] Oh wowieee! That is the biggest one I've ever seen. Isn't it like... too much? My jaw would... nope! I don't think even I could handle it, and you know how insatiable I am.

[pm] [...............................................................] What?

[longislandcharm]

@kadavernagh [pm] What? No. How was this difficult to understand?

[pm] ......You're actually asking to live with me? We aren't exactly best friends, Dr. Kavanagh.

[poisonousdelights]

@magmahearts from here [pm] Do you mean spilling literal tea, or gossip? [...] Either way, that wasn't me. I just [...] texted the wrong person. But I'm kind of curious [del: and I could use someone to talk to].

[pm] Oh, no, like literal tea. I work at The Sugar Pot and it happens more often than you think. But...we do get a lot of gossip in there too. The uh, older clientele really loves to spread around that stuff. I've been a victim way too often

That seems to be a trend right now. Are you okay though?

[dirtwatchman]

[pm] I'll be there soon. I got distracted yesterday but I'm on my way.

[pm] Of course! Someone's death is just as important as their life, and should be celebrated as such. And not a problem, I can have them ready by tomorrow afternoon?