#dash convos

[longislandcharm]

@debauchfairy from here Correct.

I often am, yes.

[poisonousdelights]

I haven't been to Deersprings in a while but I'm pretty sure the houses aren't supposed to be made of gingerbread. What's up with that? At least I know where to find the reindeer when I want to feed [...] Has anyone eaten it besides the reindeer? No reason for asking, just curious...

[cruentu-s]

[ oh my god I know I'm SO late to this topic but the tabloids in Red's life are literally one of my favourite things to discuss.

Red is quite literally a folk legend at this point. When he was just a kid, being the youngest to ever take the championship title, and under the nose of his rival within an hour no less, he was SWARMED by paparazzi and news casts wanting to learn more about him. The fact that he's practically mute in front of a camera only added to the mystique.

a lot of the reason he went up Mount Silver was to avoid media attention.

tough luck because all THAT did was turn him into an urban legend. sleezy tabloids will have blurry pictures of him like Big Foot advertising a sighting of the ghost on the mountain. people sell them to news outlets to this day.

his relationship with them is awful, but at least they think he's a ghost at this point. ]

[poisonousdelights]

Right, okay. SO no weak worms and make they like Jade sauce. What is Jade sauce exactly? I'm going to get you some this weekend but that would be helpful to know before I go on my search.

There are few wrong worms, but the giving of weak worms would be considered a slight. Not all worms are capable of becoming better. Not all take to the Jade sauce.

[longislandcharm]

@kadavernagh from here You know of this show? They misspell Gray's.

Who doesn't know this show? It's wordplay with the main character's name, Meredith Grey.

[poisonousdelights]

@woveninstardust from here [pm] Yeah but... yeah... it's okay. I'm okay. Please don't get bit by someone just because of me.

[pm] I'm not scared of being bitten, Luna. I don't think they'll do that anyway. But I don't like when people talk to you like that. I actually think I should talk to the other guy who was upsetting you too.

[longislandcharm]

I would walk into the arcade when some kind of tournament is going on. I just wanted to play Galaga for nostalgic reasons. Anyways, does anyone know what a tetris nugget is? The staff just keeps saying to eat them and find out and that's a little terrifying.

[poisonousdelights]

We've been missing out on fake cheese this whole time! I'm going to the store right now to get it and then we'll have a fake grilled cheese party. Be at my place in twenty minutes!

Really? You'd do that? I mean, you don't have to, but I'd love it. I bet fake cheese is great!

[poisonousdelights]

@woveninstardust from here [pm] YES I need help. I have a few people already volunteering to bring extra stuff, like pie. And don't be sorry, Sunshine. [deleted: I miss Is it because I kissed] I'm proud of you. Do you like it? Work?

Does Gourdon like pie? I could make pie too. Do we need more?

I mean, it's work and all. Alistair is like family now so that makes it better. I miss you, though. I almost had like three there for a second and more were offered but I don't think even I could keep up with that.

[longislandcharm]

@kadavernagh [pm] What? No. How was this difficult to understand?

[pm] ......You're actually asking to live with me? We aren't exactly best friends, Dr. Kavanagh.

[poisonousdelights]

@magmahearts from here [pm] Do you mean spilling literal tea, or gossip? [...] Either way, that wasn't me. I just [...] texted the wrong person. But I'm kind of curious [del: and I could use someone to talk to].

[pm] Oh, no, like literal tea. I work at The Sugar Pot and it happens more often than you think. But...we do get a lot of gossip in there too. The uh, older clientele really loves to spread around that stuff. I've been a victim way too often

That seems to be a trend right now. Are you okay though?

[longislandcharm]

I do like other oranges like a rust or a tangerine but I'm strictly speaking about neon orange when I'm saying it's not a good look for anyone. It just makes you like you're trying to avoid someone hitting you in traffic. [...] Which I guess makes it good if you're trying to ride a bike at night or something. Bags, I could see. Tote bags with cute sayings would be nice. [...] Try hiking that number up a bit, like in the thousands to millions range depending on the crime. There's a reason only the rich or monstrous can get away with murder. What kind of food?

If only. I don't have much room to talk, I'm pretty greedy myself.

Orange is a nice color, even if it is very vibrant. It reminds me of summer. It can be used for bags, maybe, as it seems the material is sturdy enough from what I can find on Google. Buy your way out of trouble? How much money does that take? Like $10? I am curious to hear. I lived on the farm. I didn't work in the fields a lot but mostly helped with making food.

[......] I guess that is true. I think people should stop being greedy. That isn't a solution though.

[longislandcharm]

@wonder-in-wings [pm] You and Mack are friends?

[pm] She's my best friend. Things are complicated right now though.

[poisonousdelights]

Hello, mo chuisle. What do you think about living in a storage unit? I know – I know, it doesn't /sound/ appealing. But it's small, windowless, and secure, and you can decorate however you'd like. And there are some larger ones, you know. There would be space for a bed, and possibly... a couch. And bones, and cats. I will have to speak with the owner of the unit about installing a bathroom (with no mirror). And, oh, we may have neighbors in other units. You liked that thought before.

What did you just call me? Um, my sister and I already found a place for me. I don't need a relator. But thank you, I think?

FYI I don't think a storage unit is as desirable as you're trying to make it sound. Even though you're not bad at being convincing you might want to try selling actual houses or something. But also...bones?

[longislandcharm]

@loftylockjaw The kind coated in a solid chocolate dip, duh.

I'm not twelve, sir. I don't do the chocolate dip but all the power to you.

[poisonousdelights]

Oh! I'm Isa, who are you? [...] I saw it on the page thing and just thought we were saying hi. Did I miss another trend? They go by so fast on the internet, I can't keep up sometimes.

Who are you? How did you get this blog? Speak. 🗣️