#this poor idiot

[grim-faux]

in Discord I was talking about the Thin Man absurd social context when it comes to all these books he's been reading, and how he's imagined this whole LN au of Lord of the Rings, since he thinks only bizarre Viewers and monsters are common place.

and then i went further and talked about how Frodo was just a blob of flesh with eyes, and Golum was a living hand with teeth

i even found his pic

"BAGGINES!!! THIEF!!11"

[afterlifetango]

"Hey There surface fairy! Want some fancy western noodles?" She's offering Luna a plate of Spaghetti with a a red, creamy looking sauce. "The hermit tried it and she was left speechless! And in tears! It was that good!" Seiga has died.

The sauce is a mix of Ghost pepper, onion, oregano, and extra-strength mint toothpaste.

Why does that plate look so ominous?

　 　 “What is that? Blood?"

Luna, blood looks nothing like pasta sauce, but then again, she has no frame of reference. Either way she's going to over-think it.

　 　 “Westerners eat their noodles with blood? Did you get this recipe from the vampires in the mansion?"

[whirlwiinded]

Two thousand year old wind god getting stuck at the children's table of a literal pirate ship with twenty something year old because they both look like babies.

[amilliontales]

Adam & Michael

"Geez whats with all the dude suggestions. I mean at least this ones an Angel so... I guess thats a plus. I mean Michael is pretty bad ass, totally someone I respect. Flaming sword is metal as fuck and he's powerful... Now that I think about it most of the higher Angels stay a way from the winners and daily heaven matters. Even in Eden there were only a few that looked over it. Sera, Lucifer before all the bullshit, I saw Gabriel a few times. Emily came way after but role wise it makes sense she'd be around like Sera is. Michael kinda shows up a lot but just to hang out with me..."

"Pfft what the fuck am I on about. We're just bros. That shit would never happen."

[valleynix]

Omg Imagine a watcher boss fight

Like you think they are weak and easy to kill and then they pull out a whole weaponry and dodge every single attack with ease 😭

OH NAH

Watcher most likely wears things that hide how strong they are so it's easier for them to catch their prey off-guard, and i imagine they're very... calm? when approaching someone? can't even tell they have any weapons beneath their jacket or cloak or whatever

they look kinda small, too, but when it gets down to the battle? oh, boy. they learned from the best, so it would be very hard to take them down :3

[crowlixcx]

[deathdefyinggarlic]

i’d be done w the doctors bullshit too if i had to deal with this

[mackerel22]

Dazai: I dare you to marry me.

Chuuya: No. I'm not falling for that idiot.

Dazai: Then I win.

Chuuya: What? No you don’t. I’ll marry the hell out of you. You’re officially my wife now. You can’t beat me like that.

[chefbeepo]

And perceptor sees all this and goes:

[dittolicous]

Pokemon Tera-Leaker: Yeah I got info on the new games but I'm not going to share, I do have ethics! Just wait and see!

Also Pokemon Tera-Leaker: (Posts entire, easily searchable employee names and data for all to see with zero attempt at covering)

[robotichedgehog]

I've peaked here

[steampoweredwerehog]

Love me a villain that is tragic and sympathetic but is also shown to have 70% of their problems be their own damn fault.

[st-hedge]

That emo guy from the sekiro game

[milkcioccolato]

LISTEN! Listen!

Daddy-Wan deserves some loving

And Maul will find a few moments to give it to him even during a war!😌

[nenestansunsthings]

having svsss au ideas beyond my station

thinking. shang qinghua goes on a mission as a young disciple to some town in fuckoff nowhere and finds himself in the qiu household. and there he finds a young shen jiu, undergoing the plot he originally intended for him and hadn't realised had become real and he's so young oh god hes so young why is he so small what do you mean that part was real, he hadn't kept it why is it real—

and he panics and sneaks him the Fuck out of that house

and he's not sure what to do but surely sending him to cang qiong will fuck up something in the plot and he can't come under even more investigation and cang qiong tryouts dont happen for months anyway and his system would probably never allow it (it doesnt. it would interfere with yue qingyuans story) but shen jiu is refusing to stay anywhere near this place and wants to learn cultivating to protect himself make sure nothing like this ever happens again and sqh panics harder and

calls mobei jun.

okay. on second thought, maybe this was a bad idea. but he stumbles over himself and shushes baby shen jiu's very understandable freaking out and asks his king for the first thing hes ever asked for other than his own life.

is there any way this human child could learn cultivation in the demon world?

[osvald-linds]

Woop

Just watching don't mind me