#this podcast man. this fucking podcast.

[operationslipperypuppet]

"Hardwon? I don't know if you're, I don't know if you’re out there, but, Gruumsh, he’s, he’s getting stronger than ever. And, and, we’re doing the best we can in Isgard, but they’ve got us backed into Kord’s Great Hall. And Kord, Hardwon, Kord has been wounded. So, I think if, I don’t know where you went to, but if, if you can come back? Things, things are bad, I think we’ve only got maybe another week. Oh I, I gotta go! Hardwon, please!”

God fucking damn. First of all Emily’s voice acting in this moment? Insane. You can feel Moonshines distress in the 45ish seconds she’s speaking. The editing on it is incredible as well, but her voice? And clearly she and Murph discussed this before but it feels like it was a surprise to Jake (and probably Caldwell). And the writing on the message? It’s so desperately and completely Moonshine while also being exactly what Hardwon needs to hear.

I need to go lie down

[crustaceousfaggot]

Me whenever I look at fanart for a podcast character

[saragrosie]

I have been sketching. So much tma. Here's some expansions on my Jon and Martin designs I've been doing.

Another note I forgor to mention is I love how after hearing Simon go "it's enough to make your hair turn white" about Martin's office in s4 many of us collectively agreed his hair turned white because of his association with the Lonely. The shared consciousness is real and we use it to play hot potato with the communal brain cell dedicated to the sillies.

Closeup of apocalypse boyfriends (also to the person who said they love my s5 Jon's fancy white girl updo: I think about that every day)

[this-too-shall-bleed]

“Alas, poor Yorick.”

Version where Arthur is just a little different\/

ramble but this just Really turned into me wanted to convey how simultaneously badass and absolutely fucked Arthur is. Just in general, but of course referencing the latest arc… also wanted an excuse to properly paint John’s hand, the wood thing fun as hell. 14hrs of my life used efficiently I say. Malevolent podcast you absolute parasite (positive).

composition inspired by this image of jeremy brett cast in Hamlet, literally holding Yorick lol (swear I was not going to make this painting as complicated as it turned out but I learn from the best when it comes to falling down holes.)

[cream-and-tea]

what she says: yea i’m fine

what she’s thinking: the story brought both carpenter and faulkner to their inevitable end points that have been foreshadowed from the v first episode of the show ambiguity of carpenters death aside she stood on the banks of the river singing like her nana glass and was gunned down by the military and faulkner was drowned dragged delivered by the god and story he had let devour him but. but. before those things happened right before the narrative reached its end both of them stood up and said no! i want to go forward! i want to find something past this whatever it might be i don’t want it to take me yet im going to keep on walking! and it was too late! the thing is it was too fucking late!!!!!!! the aquifer was already flooding the soldiers were closing in she was to hurt to run he can’t swim. the chance had come and gone at the beginning of the episode for any hope of them reaching each other ever again but even though it was too little too late never ever going to be enough they both looked the site of their doom in the eyes and said i do not accept this. not here. not now. i am staring at you– the thing that will eat me — and resolving to pry open the jaws and choose to use the last moments of my life (whether i know it or not) to run and stumble and crawl and cry and sing in the hopes of reaching the people who matter to me more than being made your meal. and of course they got fucking eaten anyways. of course they did bc they were walking towards it from the beginning. but there is a way out, there is a way forward, there is a land beyond the storm that is possible to reach if you choose to step out of the story that has been built for you to find it. we walk on, with a rough and tarnished hope, and a tangled, ruined love. it can end with love, and it can end with kindness. even as the jaws are closing. ours is a world of miracles.

[sunnibits]

some people really need to learn how to knock

[humming-fly]

It's dark Arthur, pull out your lighter.

(practically I know john is most easily portrayed as a normal hooded guy with a mask but deep down my heart of hearts still belongs to mergo's wet nurse)

[multiseb21]

out: wondering if vale kicked marc

in: wondering if marc fell on purpose

[samglyph]

I can’t be the only member of the unhealthily obsessed with gravity falls as a kid to unhealthily obsessed with malevolent as an adult pipeline

[sparrow-in-boots]

"My heart is beating, It keeps repeating for you constantly. You're all I'm needing And so I'm pleading, Please come back to me."

[operationslipperypuppet]

we naturally talk a lot about the beginning and end of this clip but the middle is so goddamn important to me too

moonshine and jolene have such an important relationship and the fact that moonshine has someone she can say these things to? goddamn

transcript under the cut

Moonshine: How long do half-elves live?

Jolene: You talkin’ bout Hardwon?

Moonshine: I mean, it’s on my mind.

Jolene: Well, half-elves usually can live to be twice as old as humans. Some live to be 200.

Moonshine: I see, but I, I feel, look I, I made the decision to go through this change because when I was down there and I met the Glittering Lady and I promised her I would bring dragons to the sky of Bahumia and it seems like a real complicated thing and one that could take a timeless body’s worth of life to figure it out. But, how did it feel to lose Marabelle and does losing people, does it ever get easier? Sometimes I wonder if there’s a limit to how much heartbreak a heart can go through and the longer you live your life the more you’re gonna experience it. And I guess, if I’m being honest, I just don’t know what it’s gonna be like to know a Bahumia without Hardwon Surefoot. [voice breaks] And there’s a part of me that doesn’t wanna find out what that feels like.

[nicoriice]

kayne sketchbook appreciation page cuz i brought new (not professional) pencils and i wanted to try them out !!!! i kinda like how this turned out

[saragrosie]

As promised, incredibly stupid s4-5 drawings

[b4kuch1n]

THEE audiodrama disguised as podcast

[nureyevs-worst-alias]

I love that any fanart of Juno Steel is either the most drop dead gorgeous elegant Disney Princess gown you've ever seen in your entire life or that same trenchcoat he's been wearing since season 1

[sentientsky]

hello harlan how does it feel to hold my still-beating heart in your hands