Warning: I am so so so sorry to all my followers cause yes it is a rant about the Disney movie "Wish" :) I am like years years late on this fucking mess but I was waiting for it to be on Disney plus to finally witness it with my own eyes how awful this movie is despite the many reviews saying so
Sooo... I finally saw Disney's movie "Wish" :)...
I hate it, I hate it SO MUCH, I hate this soulless no identity piece of shit that can't even be a product for the 100th years celebration as well :)
The story is trash
The dialogue is trash
The pacing makes no sense and just awful
The COLOR PALETTE feels like it should have been switched or better implimented
And I have watched and heard reviews about the movie and how bad and lackluster it is, and now I can understand why...
I watched this piece of shit with a friend, and we both hate it. I don't even know where to start...
I think where I can start is just... the actual ending scene of the grandpa playing "When you wish upon a star" that leads into the Disney Castle scene? That should have been THE BEGINNING of this movie, with him starting off and narrating the beginning of the movie before it leads to the actual events and such.
Sticking to basically the song still, I know or remember that this movie was suppose to be like the origin of the song? or the act of wishing upon a star??? The movie didn't even do it well either!
The implications of wishing on a star and not entirely relying on that star to do all the work should have been more implemented. Basically since the people of the kingdom give their wishes to King Magnifico, and rely on HIM to grant their wishes when they could do it themselves. It just feels like a cult, relying on Magnifico and just settling to not have the drive to make your own dreams work and just accepting that "oh well maybe another day" without doing the work!
THIS ISN'T ENTIRELY NEW!!! THIS WAS BETTER DONE IN PRINCESS AND THE FROG!!!!
And touching upon the reliance, the dependency and complete trust of King Magnifico that they don't question what he is doing. It would make sense to the adults in the kingdom and those who already gave their wishes cause well...
Life in the kingdom is happy and well, their lives are already great. Why should they want more???
But to the young ones, people like Asha who still HAVE their wish. They're full of hope and determinations, they still have that want, that desire, that life in them to want to pursue more than they already have!
Someone already probably made this statement, but still. That could have been it!!!
And it could have been what King Magnifico takes away when he takes a person's wish! Their dream, their hope, their drive to explore! If King Magnifico has the people's absolute trust and dependency, he has absolute control over everyone, taking away their dream squashes any chance that someone will break away and lead to a revolution if they discover he's lying to them.
Also just... make it better shown who still has their wishes and who doesn't!!!
Just slight alterations
Those who still have their wishes are fine: their colors are still bright, they're more lively and energetic
Those who have already gave their wishes to the king: their colors are a bit pale or duller, not too much but still, also have a slight drowsy appearance. Help emphasize that these people are empty, they're missing something but not entirely
Those who's wishes are entirely destroyed: Dull, and hopeless. Darker than those who gave their wishes away, as they believe themselves to have no hope
Instead of telling us, the slight implementation that something is off!!! LIKE THAT EPISODE OF MLP FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC OF STARLIGHT'S CULT VILLAGE OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED IT!!!!
But not too much that its worrying, this is why the kingdom's blue palette plays in to help hide it!
This is my main problem, I still have others but this is already too long that I'll just list em off
The Queen should have been evil as well, we should have had our lovey evil couple that was in the concepts
Star boy! I will not forgive that we have been robbed of a romance between the Star boy and Asha either DISNEY!!!!
Fuck off with all those 7 friends, cut it down to maybe 3 (preferably the Glasses girl, the short Grumpy one, and the big eepy boy. I know they have names but FUCK THEM HAVING 7 PEOPLE)
The goat should not have talked, that's it
More show of the star's magic instead of JUST MAKING ANIMALS TALK!!! GIVE US MORE MAGIC SHOWCASE OH MY GOD!!!
Make King Magnifico more unhinged at the end since he's losing control, let him go full evil instead of what the fuck they did
Asha would have been better written as possibly Magnifico and Amaya's daughter, the evil couple who loves control are training their daughter to be like them and succeed since Asha pretty much is selfish since she wants to be Magnifico's assistant only for her own benefit
FUCK. OFF. WITH THE PREVIOUS DISNEY MOVIE EASTER EGGS WITH HOW THEY ARE DONE IN THIS MOVIE OH MY GOD.
ALSO FUCK OFF WITH HOW THEY SHOWCASE PREVIOUS DISNEY MOVIES AT THE END CREDITS THAT IS NOT WHAT SHOULD BE SHOWCASED THERE
TOO. MUCH. SINGING If I am saying this for a Disney Movie then it is bad. THERE IS TOO. MUCH. SINGING AND MUSIC HAPPENING IN THIS MOVIE
And lastly imma end with this. I agree with my friend
King Magnifico is a dumb name, he choose a better name for him that works best
El Magnifico and Majestic King Marcelino!
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Why people hate on Buck Cluck from Chicken Little
While the movie desperately tries to convince the audience that Chickens father was just worrying for his sons reputation, his various statements suggest otherwise.
As mentioned by @turochamp,at the beginning of cartoon, when Chicken tried to convince the townspeople that he had seen an alien,his dad swoops right in and begins to argue that his son had imagined it all and that it was actually an acorn, thus being the reason for the protagonists condemnation.A year later,not only Buck didn’t apologize to Little,but he apparently didn’t talk about it with him,continuing to believe it was all in his kids head.
During their ride home,Littles dad complains that the town is making a whole film about Chickens claim about aliens.To put the question as to why his dad won’t even defend his son from public aside,we get to hear Buck only using “I” when talking about the movie. “I could live with posters,but a whole film?It’s to much for me”.So instead of comforting his kid,who might be upset because of this,Buck makes it all about himself.
Another instance is this scene-when the principal mentions Buck being baseball player and states that his kid is nothing like him,Cluck is staying silent:he doesn’t argue,and then thanks for notifying him,silently agreeing with said statement.
Taking these things into account the audience can easily conclude that Buck Cluck was not worried for Chicken Little,but for his reputation.And that’s why his apology means shit.
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