#this matchup is so funny to me

[disgruntleddemon]

Now that I've had 2 ocs in different oc tournaments, I've realized i can pit them against eachother <33

Here's their respective bios from each tournament:

Craig:

He/him (but fine w any)

He's gay, a mad scientist, has a grave robbing husband, brought someone back to life, pays his assistants fairly, makes body modification potions, gave himself heterochromia, chill with murder but would give you free top surgery, is just a silly goofy guy

Ferretcry:

he/him, shadowclan.

Ferretcry, after learning cats fade from starclan once their forgotten, has become obsessed with the idea of memory, and making some kind of a name for himself. There's talk of code changes going on, and he wants to be a part of it so others will remember him. He wants to be leader, despite not having qualifications, cause Leaders are way more known than warriors. One other problem with that though, is he has a crush on the current deputy, Hickorywing. He still doesn't know how to handle his feelings of desperation to be leader and his jealousy with his romantic feelings for Hickorywing

While Ferretcry does care about his friends, and basically agrees with the code changes, a lot of it can be superficial. So much of what he does is an act on his part. Despite his superficial shows, he's still not sure how he even wants to be perceived beyond a vague notion of being "good""

[jumpscaregoose]

my bisexual headband boys are against each other noooooooo

anyways vote horo. for me.

Usui Horokeu/Horohoro is canonically Ainu.

Reki Kyan is canonically Ryukyuan.

[onepiece-polls]

Ugly Outfits Tournament - Round 1 Side D

Propaganda under the cut.

Robin: With that hair and makeup she barely looks like robin anymore. Plus the geisha hairstyle isnt great. Same for hiyori and big mom, i would never choose their geisha hair over their normal hair style.

Zoro: He's wandering around in the snow in the avalanche without a shirt on Zoro pls.

[andorshitdaily]

Wandor Wednesday Wars, Vol. 2 - Hot dog eating contest

It's about to get weird.

Fight club was fun but it got a bit intense, so this time around we are going silly. I'd venture to say there will be no "right" answers this time, but I'm sure there would be objections to that.

Anyway, some hot dog eating contest rules which are super official and come from the good folks at the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest:

Each competitor has 10 minutes to eat as many hot dogs as possible

Ketchup and mustard are not permitted (doesn't say anything about other condiments though, so let your brains run wild if you want)

Competitors can separate the hot dogs from the buns but must eat an equal amount for them to be counted

Competitors are allowed to dunk the hot dog and bun in water for as many as five seconds

No utensils are allowed

Any eater who vomits during the competition is disqualified (I'd say this is the most important one to keep in mind!)

Are any of these actually relevant to what we're doing? Probably not, but I looked it up so you're getting it anyway.

Basically all you need to decide for our purposes is which of the two characters would be able to eat the most dogs and buns in 10 minutes.

Now, to the bracket:

The completely random first-round matches include:

Luthen Rael vs. Leida Mothma

Maarva Andor vs. Cassian Andor

Linus Mosk vs. Dhani Chieftain

Arvel Skeen vs. Cinta Kaz

Jezzi vs. Perrin Fertha

Mon Mothma vs. Gorn

Eedy Karn vs. Gorst

Blevin vs. Jayhold Beehaz

Kino Loy vs. Taramyn Barcona

Ruescott Melshi vs. Vel Sartha

Wilmon Paak vs. Brasso

Time Grappler vs. Partagaz

Karis Nemik vs. Bix Caleen

Clem Andor vs. Pre-Mor Officer #3

Kleya Marki vs. Saw Gerrera

Syril Karn vs. Dedra Meero

Thank you to everyone who sent in suggestions for new competitors, and special thanks to Turbo Dogs for sponsoring this event! (real)

[sysig]

Do I know you? Do I know you? Do I know you? (Patreon)

[straightbaittournament]

may the best bait win! propaganda under the cut:

jeff and britta:

the show starts off with jeff creating the study group so that he can get with britta, they serve essentially as narrative foils, with jeff not caring about people and britta caring too much about people, they nearly get married on THREE (3) separate occasions, they're secret friends with benefits for an entire season but break up when the group finds out, they're the only two people from the core group left in greendale when the show ends; but in the end they make jeff's "true love interest" the girl who was half his age when the show started (36/18)...

midoriya and uraraka:

It’s the classic main character x friend who is a girl ship. They have no actual romantic interactions outside of their friendship. Ochako has “feelings” for Izuku, but they are clearly feelings of friendship until one of her friends insists that she must have a crush on Izuku, making her feel confused and embarrassed. Izuku clearly sees Ochako as a good friend, but when they first meet, he blushes and thinks “I can’t believe I just talked to a girl.” On the same day, he also blushes when he sees that a famous male hero is proctoring their exams. It’s literally so boring as a romantic ship. They have no chemistry as a couple.

[furryfaceoff]

Here’s our completed bracket! Round 1 will begin on Friday, April the 7th and will run for a week! =^u^=

QUARTERFINALS (finished)

ROUND FOUR POLLS (finished)

ROUND THREE POLLS (finished)

ROUND TWO POLLS (finished)

ROUND ONE POLLS (finished)

INFO:

-polls run for a week, posted the day after the previous round ends

-tag me in propaganda posts or send it in via asks and I’ll put it on the blog! It is very encouraged >:3c fight fight kill (<- said in the same way dogs play fight with each other)

-I usually don’t respond to comments on my posts but I read them all. If I don’t respond to your ask its just b/c I didn’t know what to say! I still love seeing the messages and I am replying to them in my brain, listen for the telepathic messages <3

TAGS:

-“#furryfaceoff polls” - all polls

-“#asks” - all asks

-“#furryfaceoff propoganda” - all “propoganda” posts

- “#not furryfaceoff” - reblogged fanart of the characters, non-poll related stuff

-full rounds are tagged as “#round [number]”

-fanart of characters are tagged by their first name, except garfield, who is tagged as garf, because he’s garf.

[jrueships]

wish there was a way i could just automatically block people complaining about their sports bets associated with the player im searching up on Twitter bcs idgaf

[front-facing-pokemon]

[besties-breakup-poll]

Round 2B - Match 16

[kaguya-muneuji]

HI IM HERE ABOUT THE. ENSTARS HQ AU.…….. this au feeds into my insanities too can i ask to hear about the rest of the cast’s positions 👁️👁️

hELLO yes hi im absolutely obsessed with this au lets see if i can copy/paste from my document aksjdjksdf i have starpro and cospro done so !! under the cut bc it gets a bit long :')

i have notes for all the characters but im just gonna put in their positions and anything thats immediately important also i havent assigned them numbers but ill get to that eventually

STARPRO: (theres 16 players btw. starpro does not need this many) fine eichi - manager wataru - wing spiker (ace) yuzuru - libero tori - right back (bench-warmer)

trickstar subaru - wing spiker makoto - middle blocker mao - setter hokuto - middle back

alkaloid hiiro - wing spiker (jump serve) aira - middle back tatsumi - left back mayoi - right wing * notes: all of alkaloid are bench-warmers / pinch players . sorry

ryusetai chiaki - setter kanata - middle back midori - middle blocker tetora - right wing shinobu - right back

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COSPRO: (only 10 players this time) eden nagisa - middle blocker (ace) hiyori - wing spiker jun - setter ibara - libero * notes: nagi and ibara are defense duo, hiyo and jun are attack duo

crazy:b rinne - middle blocker (jump serve) HiMERU - middle back niki - right back kohaku - wing spiker (will beat your ass btw)

valkyrie shu - setter mika - wing spiker * notes: early season kage.hina (hq) parallels here, with shu setting "perfect" but difficult balls to mika who can barely hit them properly

2wink hinata - manager 1 yuta - manager 2

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in an alternate universe, ibara is the manager and 2wink are a power-duo on the court!

as a manager, ibara is very set on making strategies for every single play the opposing team could make. he spends hours watching past games and analyzing them in order to help the players know what they’re up against.

due to ibara not being on the court, nagisa is not in a defense duo. instead, he focuses on his attack power as an ace. much like bokuto, though, he can get a bit moody, and the rest of the team has to work around that.

on the court, hinata and yuta are an attack/defense duo! they’re quite unpredictable, as they have no pattern to their attacks and blocks. they seem to almost have a telepathic connection when together on the court. usually they’re in the starting team to throw off the opposing team’s morale and strengthen their own.

hinata is a wing spiker, and yuta is a setter. both can set and spike if yuta gets first touch. much like the miya twins, actually (from what i remember at least)

uhh anyway thats all i have so far, still working on rhythlin and newdi! i have no ideas what to do for undead or akatsuki or mama but. its fine :D

[nasuverse-most-breedable-tourney]

Side A

Side B

Side C

Side D

[emoboybattle]

The 4 Submissions Bracket!

All of these characters had 4 submissions, now they will compete against each other to find out who will move on into the overall Emo Boy Tournament!

LEFT SIDE (top to bottom)

Dracula (Dracula) VS Thanatos (Hades video game)

Itachi Uchiha (Naruto) VS Yoite (Nabari No Ou)

V (Devil May Cry 5) VS Riku (Kingdom Hearts)

Cactus M Rocker (Cactus Friends) VS Hunter (The Owl House)

RIGHT SIDE (top to bottom)

Touya “Dabi” Todoroki (My Hero Academia) VS Yu Ishigami (Kaguya-Sama: Love is War)

Vanitas (Kingdom Hearts III) VS Cody Walsh (Dimension 20: The Unsleeping City season 2)

Ulquiorra Cifer (Bleach) VS Merrin Meredith (Septimus Heap)

Emo SpongeBob (SpongeBob SquarePants) VS Jeff the Killer (Creepypasta)

[kuromi-hoemie]

im a top leaning switch but being an angelic sweet sweet pisces has me fighting the bottom allegations and losing

[arundolyn]

hot(?) guilty gear take:

danger time is fun and not nearly as bad a mechanic as some people like to claim. they're just salty when they lose to it

[act11as]

a poorly drawn series of events in my current spearmaster run

(click for better quality)