#this matchup is so funny to me
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Now that I've had 2 ocs in different oc tournaments, I've realized i can pit them against eachother <33
Here's their respective bios from each tournament:
Craig:
He/him (but fine w any)
He's gay, a mad scientist, has a grave robbing husband, brought someone back to life, pays his assistants fairly, makes body modification potions, gave himself heterochromia, chill with murder but would give you free top surgery, is just a silly goofy guy
Ferretcry:
he/him, shadowclan.
Ferretcry, after learning cats fade from starclan once their forgotten, has become obsessed with the idea of memory, and making some kind of a name for himself. There's talk of code changes going on, and he wants to be a part of it so others will remember him. He wants to be leader, despite not having qualifications, cause Leaders are way more known than warriors. One other problem with that though, is he has a crush on the current deputy, Hickorywing. He still doesn't know how to handle his feelings of desperation to be leader and his jealousy with his romantic feelings for Hickorywing
While Ferretcry does care about his friends, and basically agrees with the code changes, a lot of it can be superficial. So much of what he does is an act on his part. Despite his superficial shows, he's still not sure how he even wants to be perceived beyond a vague notion of being "good""
#this matchup is so funny to me#guy who literally could not care vs guy who would take popularity polls so so seriously
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i put every negation into a wheel and made an AU based on who got what, so here’s unchaste andy and unburn fuuko (theyre significantly happier than their canon counterparts lol..deserved)
#undead unluck#the wheel gave me some very funny matchups so#i might post those too#my art#skull clover tag#i love you firefighter fuuko and pop star andy…go live ur dreams
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my bisexual headband boys are against each other noooooooo
anyways vote horo. for me.
Usui Horokeu/Horohoro is canonically Ainu.
Reki Kyan is canonically Ryukyuan.
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Jon Cooper: “Now go lay in traffic for your country.”
#JON?????? pls this is so funny to me#it’s 4 Nations…..they made this tourney up like not even a couple years ago my guy#anyway love coops. he out coached us hard in every recent leafs/lightning playoff matchup#Jon cooper#post#hockey
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Go play pretend on your own (Patreon)
#Doodles#Helix#Dexter Favin#Coraline#The Beldam#The other side of this coin <3 Call him out but this time make it unfriendly hehe#I talked last time about the daring rescue!! I do love the daring rescue in Coraline AUs ah same thing with the Camp Camp Coraline AU haha#Burst in through the door! Those poor hinges!#It is a bit funny imagining him crawling through the tunnel in a hurry and kicking the doors open all winded haha <3#It's all very serious of course Max needs help! Stuck behind the mirror from disobeying perhaps?#I was pretty hard on him last time that he'd just Immediately give up his soul for cheap tricks but like - would he?#Yes he's reckless and foolish but he's also stubborn and prideful and hates being told what to do so there's that lol#Which does he want more! The high or his freedom to refuse? I could see it going either way#And for Dex's sake I would hope he'd refuse! As if he hasn't suffered enough eye trauma (eventually)#Ough the thought of him starting to say yes and getting one button eye in and then rescinding his yes ouch#Doomed to have one eye no matter where he goes ah 💔#Anyway - Dex!!! Watch I'll make another one with the ideas mentioned here and then talk about more ideas in those tags pft#Since agreeing with him didn't work how about shaming? ''Go away you're no better''#She really is going hard on him like ''What's your angle? You get him back and then what? Will that actually fix anything?''#Very much pulling from Dexter's meetings with Max at the Institute there hhhhhh as if I needed more feelings about it#Eco_Mono did such a beautiful job playing Dex - so much to consider hehe - but there was one question that I can't stop thinking about#''Why would you want him back?'' and Dexter didn't really have much of an answer - he was barely more than a concept at the time!#Having had the opportunity to see his character grow into himself has given me Such brainworms about that question ♥♪♫#Very want to explore it <3#In the meanwhile it's fun to pit these two against each other haha what an odd matchup ♪#I've only barely drawn the Beldam before now that I think of it! And I think only in her final metal-spidery form never in her mid form here#She's fun :D And so tall! Dexter finally feeling small for a change haha#Her having to fight adult selfishness would be quite interesting I think - something tinged with but not quite the same as loyalty#She can relate to the possessiveness at least hehe I'm sure he'd appreciate the comparison
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fuck this game
#no the game did not count this as a win if you're wondering.#getting my ass beaten in the refights but i've been getting my ass beaten the whole time because i'm playing as blues so whatever#i've taken blade man from one of my worst matchups to one of my best [except for when fucking. this happens] which feels really good#but look at how commando bomb rips through weapon ammo i cannot be fucking around like this </3#'use one of the 6 w tanks in your inventory' no what if i need them later i'm not going through the mega man 9 incident again#i'm mad at hell but at least this was admittedly a super funny way for the game to pull the piss with me
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Ugly Outfits Tournament - Round 1 Side D


Propaganda under the cut.
Robin: With that hair and makeup she barely looks like robin anymore. Plus the geisha hairstyle isnt great. Same for hiyori and big mom, i would never choose their geisha hair over their normal hair style.
Zoro: He's wandering around in the snow in the avalanche without a shirt on Zoro pls.
#one piece#nico robin#roronoa zoro#ugly outfits#tournament poll#round 1#side d#this matchup is so funny to me because...#Zoro barely wears an outfit#and the propaganda for Robin only talks about her hair and make-up - not the actual outfit 😅#I'm sure neither of them would have won if paired up with any other submission but one of them will have to go to the next round now
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Wandor Wednesday Wars, Vol. 2 - Hot dog eating contest

It's about to get weird.
Fight club was fun but it got a bit intense, so this time around we are going silly. I'd venture to say there will be no "right" answers this time, but I'm sure there would be objections to that.
Anyway, some hot dog eating contest rules which are super official and come from the good folks at the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest:
Each competitor has 10 minutes to eat as many hot dogs as possible
Ketchup and mustard are not permitted (doesn't say anything about other condiments though, so let your brains run wild if you want)
Competitors can separate the hot dogs from the buns but must eat an equal amount for them to be counted
Competitors are allowed to dunk the hot dog and bun in water for as many as five seconds
No utensils are allowed
Any eater who vomits during the competition is disqualified (I'd say this is the most important one to keep in mind!)
Are any of these actually relevant to what we're doing? Probably not, but I looked it up so you're getting it anyway.
Basically all you need to decide for our purposes is which of the two characters would be able to eat the most dogs and buns in 10 minutes.
Now, to the bracket:
The completely random first-round matches include:
Luthen Rael vs. Leida Mothma
Maarva Andor vs. Cassian Andor
Linus Mosk vs. Dhani Chieftain
Arvel Skeen vs. Cinta Kaz
Jezzi vs. Perrin Fertha
Mon Mothma vs. Gorn
Eedy Karn vs. Gorst
Blevin vs. Jayhold Beehaz
Kino Loy vs. Taramyn Barcona
Ruescott Melshi vs. Vel Sartha
Wilmon Paak vs. Brasso
Time Grappler vs. Partagaz
Karis Nemik vs. Bix Caleen
Clem Andor vs. Pre-Mor Officer #3
Kleya Marki vs. Saw Gerrera
Syril Karn vs. Dedra Meero
Thank you to everyone who sent in suggestions for new competitors, and special thanks to Turbo Dogs for sponsoring this event! (real)
#wandor wednesday wars#andor#how do we feel about these matchups?#that last one is so funny to me. so glad to see it#i have thoughts on that one
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may the best bait win! propaganda under the cut:
jeff and britta:
the show starts off with jeff creating the study group so that he can get with britta, they serve essentially as narrative foils, with jeff not caring about people and britta caring too much about people, they nearly get married on THREE (3) separate occasions, they're secret friends with benefits for an entire season but break up when the group finds out, they're the only two people from the core group left in greendale when the show ends; but in the end they make jeff's "true love interest" the girl who was half his age when the show started (36/18)...
midoriya and uraraka:
It’s the classic main character x friend who is a girl ship. They have no actual romantic interactions outside of their friendship. Ochako has “feelings” for Izuku, but they are clearly feelings of friendship until one of her friends insists that she must have a crush on Izuku, making her feel confused and embarrassed. Izuku clearly sees Ochako as a good friend, but when they first meet, he blushes and thinks “I can’t believe I just talked to a girl.” On the same day, he also blushes when he sees that a famous male hero is proctoring their exams. It’s literally so boring as a romantic ship. They have no chemistry as a couple.
#this matchup is so fucking funny to me#straightbait tournament round 1#community#nbc community#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#mha#bnha#izuocha#jeffbritta#jeff winger#britta perry#izuku midoriya#ochako uraraka#poll#polls#poll tournament
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not to talk about smthng very personal on here but i like talking abt my dearest alika. calling her that because i think its funny also i very care deeply about her. She is like. the king to my hector if that makes sense.
#miko talkz#Unfortunately a bit too close to home in some places#And she is very strong. We're working on a lot. right now. but#I put a little bit of her in my soul... sometimes it bleeds out..#she is the one who requests i draw king a lot. LOL. she is also like king in a lot of ways i think#shes very fun and friendly and kind but ive seen a lot and shes seen a lot of me too#we are so... close. i wouldnt be the person i am without her#i miss her. she is also asleep right now#it is hell waiting for her to come back online.#When we talk abt inspekta its very funny bc shell always give me a Look. Metaphorically. And ill always be like wait hey#Laughing really hard. she also encourages me to be kinder to myself...#Sighhhh. She might see this.... its ok#I feel very silly gushing like this. But she isnt online and i miss her. I miss herrrrrr. Come baaackkkkk#Waiiiiiils.#Laughs rly hard. We always have rly funny kin matchups. i think in the prsk fandom it was like tsukasa and an#I hate time zones. Anyway yah. Idk. Talking abt hector and king always makes me a little soft bc its like its just me and alika
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wish there was a way i could just automatically block people complaining about their sports bets associated with the player im searching up on Twitter bcs idgaf
#WAHHH I BETTED ON JABA REBOUNDS AND#jaba is a fucking twink#do u srsly think he wouldve beaten like fuckin ZION#just cus he had a great game last time or whatever doesnt mean shit this game bcs why are we expecting consistency from the growing pain era#or if the matchup sounded good on paper but ppl didnt do research like that player was actually considering sitting out due to illness#but kept playing bcs he didnt wanna disappoint yall#and all anyone could care abt was not getting their money's worth on him like wtf#it's like empathy is getting harder and harder to find now#it's all abt consumerism and product and pay#when i search up jaren im looking for cute pics and funny moments#what the fuck is a parlay bitch get tf away from me#and yes i could mute those words but the fact that theres so many of them is insane like#can u even get all the variations#shits so annoying I HATE SPORTS BETTING!!!!!!!
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#dustox#hi! if you're coming from the cascoon post's tags‚ you already know what's up. i just woke up and i need to take my meds but i have yet to#and i have to go to work in an hour and a half. yippeeee! anyway. i think there was a shadow dustox in pkmn colosseum?#either that or i remember it super vividly bc one of the guys in pyrite town had one. which i think might (also?) be the case#i remember pretty much every pokémon those guys in pyrite town had. bc as a kid i always went back to battle them#i would always go back to check to see if they were done fighting me. and when they wanted to fight me again i would always be surprised#every time. as a kid. i thought eventually they'd stop or something i didn't even know that i was effectively just grinding#but also i was really bad at catching shadow pokémon bc i didn't know anything about type matchups. i thought the whole#not very effective and supereffective things were just totally random. so i always thought it was so funny when it said#it's not very effective… a critical hit!! because i thought that made no sense. because i didn't know what the fuck it meant#luckily‚ now i do. my brain is very filled with pokémon knowledge………#i'm gonna get off my tag-soapbox and take some meds. y'all remember to take yours‚ too‚ now
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Round 2B - Match 16

#this matchup is so funny to me for some reason#truly what polls were made for#besties breakup poll#round 2b#kingdom hearts#roxas kh#axel kh#xion kh#shakespeare#julius caesar#brutus
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Side A
Side B
Side C
Side D
#we're almost about to figure out our 4 heavenly kings going forward#will the first seeds of Astolfo Kiara Medb and Kama continue to sweep till the end or will they finally meet their comeuppance?#I was very surprised at how much momentum fergus lost going into the Kama matchup#kama barely made it past musashi and the fergus v. mash matchup brought in 1600 votes but they didn't show up against kama#Ishtar winning against Enkidu also surprised me considering how many Enkidu and Gilgamesh asks I've gotten (that I did not respond too)#good luck to mata hari next round Astolfo is looking nigh unstoppable sweeping more than 60% of the poll everytime so far#I think Scathach has darkhorse potential even this late in the game so I predict Kiara vs. Scathach will be VERY close#funny how strong Romani fared against Vritra and Nito only to get destroyed by Medb#nasuverse head game tourney
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hot(?) guilty gear take:
danger time is fun and not nearly as bad a mechanic as some people like to claim. they're just salty when they lose to it
#crow.txt#like its a really hype mechanic. its fun to watch and tbh never bugged me that much to experience#granted i didnt go to tourneys ever but like#idk. both opponents are given the same things. is it kinda a reaction time game? certainly. but thats like all of fighting games#idk why its so Irredeemably Awful to a lot of players who probably never even play in tourneys they just like regurgitating the same things#repeatedly forever bc its the internet and predominantly reddit#even if the argument is that some matchups are skewed unfairly (like slayer pilebunkering repeatedly) i mean.... yeah? thats like#the fucking crux of fighting games. its not specific to danger time. you can make that argument about literally anything#you could make that argument about certain overdrive mechanics in blazblue#i can see how it would be frustrating in a tourney but if youre getting THAT big mad about losing this specific way then.. man idk#is it that different than being beaten normally. not really#the real unspoken bullshit mechanic is being able to instant kill functionally whenever you want. THATS the tourney killer#its unrealistic in the vast majority of scenarios but like... at least with like every other game. blazblue and unib#you have to EARN it at least a little. yeah the consequences of whiffing are major but also with stun in xrd it can be easier to land#even when someone is a huge dick about astralling me in blazblue i dont get nearly as tilted about it as i would#at getting hit by a bs instant kill setup like first round in xrd. are you kidding me. holy shit#at least astrals have to be match point. you literally Do have to earn it. unib you yourself have to be half dead rather than the opponent#being able to instant kill just Whenever feels so much cheaper#getting off my soapbox for an opinion nobody asked for. even tho strive damage is already crazy insane#danger time was a fun mechanic and idk a danger time mod might be funny. never seen anything quite like it but thats true of a lot of gg#only guy on earth who misses danger time apparently
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a poorly drawn series of events in my current spearmaster run
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#rain world#rain world downpour#rw spearmaster#I use the slugpups for everyone mod which leads to funny things like this happening#meet my horrible horrible children Bong Water and Crystal Meth (<- names are /j) They cause me nothing but problems#They're also both incredibly non-aggressive and very nervous and sympathetic which is NOT... a good matchup for the playstyle.#ive been lost in garbage wastes for so long but im having fun experiencing this hell of mcdonalds sprite water and so so so many spiders#I dont like cheating in video games but dev tools and console commands have been my besties ever since I got child 2#Im sorry its jut way too hard to care for 2 kids as spearmaster WAJEBAKJWHEAWE
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