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who do you think struggles to get out of bed more? fiddleford or ford? also does one of them end up waking the other up? :-)

I think when they were younger it was definitely ford who would wake fiddleford up. he doesn't sleep. and I think he's also an early riser (especially once hes got his own work to focus on)

but I think as they get much older ford gets tired easily. he tends to sleep in when he can and he struggles to leave the covers more.

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somethings watching

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who want me

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well if this is the only thing

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I know the thesaurus abhors seeing me draw nigh

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Love the part in Evil Dead 2 where Jake is being dragged into the cellar and Annie is trying to drag him out by the legs, but even when she's getting hit by a torrent of blood she's still pulling, like

Girl he's soup

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Big fan of those swinging upbeat Real Oldies songs that have lyrics that seem to be just vaguely about something like "me and my darling have our differences but we love each other all the same" but then you find a slang dictionary from that specific era and start translating the song and it's like

"I love my girlfriend even though she's a huge slut, yeah call me a cuckhold I don't care, I love her anyway. Yeah I put up with her but she puts up with me too, she's fucking everyone on the street and I'm on heroin."

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I just think he's neat

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Just in case any of you are wondering why I seem to have become so much more hostile, aggressive and unlikeable lately, we just got a functioning AC unit in our apartment like a week ago. And since the temperature inside the apartment has gone down to habitable levels, I've actually been able to do things like eating food and sleeping properly, so I've got a lot more energy to be a huge cunt.

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this diva

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AITA i have been attacking and killing all humans from the moment i was born

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.: 🏴‍☠️

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low budget 80s horror movies always have the most baffling blood squelching sounds known 2 man

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Sexy Ugly Shaggy Saturday

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um fiddlefodr mcgucket transgender am i right fellas (definitely not a trap for a certain mutual)