#this man is so sexy I can’t

[delusinaldreamer19]

I giggle to myself a little every time I see someone complain that Sebastian gets twink-afied. Cus like- it wasn’t the fandom who did that (entirely), this mf did it to himself.

Your telling me that this back arching, eyelash batting, floor knealing, long haired, long lashed, pursed lipped, smirking, eyes half lidded, long legged, skinny waist, birthing hipped, flexible, androgynes as hell mother fucker DOESN’T look like he’d want to fuck your dad?

[kingkatsuki]

Yeah short skirts and crop tops are sexy— but there’s just something about a man that finds you so attractive wearing clothes that shouldn’t be considered typically sexual. Like baggy sweats or his old, worn shirt.

Those plain, boring outfits that aren’t planned and are just thrown together for comfort and practicality that have his dick throbbing for you as he imagines bending you over the nearest surface.

[lettucing]

CAR CRASH] [GLASS SHATTERING] ‘GOOD LORD!’ [GENERAL COMMOTION] [BABY CRYING] ‘WAAAAH WAAAAH’ [YELLING] [POLICE SIRENS] WEEWOO WEEWOO [HELICOPTERS] ‘WE’RE REPORTING LIVE-‘ [EXPLOSION] ‘MY LEG... MY LEG...’

[georgiabulldogsfan37]

The word “love” is a hard word for me to say and admitting that I have a crush on someone including a celebrity is very hard for me to admit. “Love” is NOT my favorite word. It’s a very uncomfortable word for me to use/say. I don’t usually admit that I have a crush when I do. I don’t like to admit when I have a crush on someone. I really don’t like having crushes 😭. I’m not used to talking about my feelings on someone/anything.

The truth is that I have a huge crush on Val Kilmer and I obviously love him. I love Val Kilmer. I love him. I really do love him. I’ve had celebrity crushes before but it’s different with Val Kilmer. I never thought I could feel this way about anyone. It was very hard for me to admit that I love and have a crush on Val Kilmer but I finally admitted on tumblr and to myself. I really surprised myself.

I’m so sorry to everyone who follows my blog/follows my blog for reasons not regarding to Val Kilmer and sees/reads my posts and my “naughty” tags about Val Kilmer.

This is the only place that I can actually talk and express my opinion about Val Kilmer.

[hallowpurplebloodevol]

My heart goes badump badump. Eeep!

[wildsaltair]

one night, Maximus! one night and then a lifetime PLEASE I am begging you

[mischiefbuckley]

HOLY FUCK RYAN!!!!!!!!!!!

[scashu]

Cross maid dress🙏

I’ve had covid since Thursday so I was excited to finally have the energy yesterday to finish this. There was too many options for me to choose for the colours, I went a bit overboard

Crerror was promised, and I’ll get to it soon…

[pinkmirth]

suguru details!

[nosugarallspice]

Can I just like.. go sit on his lap

[compacflt]

in regard to the icemav convo about american made cars: I think it would be funny if after mav gets his regular license, ice buys him a truck that they can use for transporting stuff to the hangar and when he gifts it to mav all the man can do is laugh bc stamped across the ass is MAVERICK. It’s a 2023 ford maverick (in area 51 bc I’m partial to that color)

and mav likes it, but he doesn’t love driving it bc it’s so big (and he just likes being a passenger princess too much), so ice drives it mostly which inspires a whole lot of jokes about ice liking having maverick’s name stamped on his ass. bradley gags from the other room every time.

if it matters to u, i agree with this hc 150% on rhetoric grounds. thank god for your mind.

however i would like to raise the issue that recent american pickup trucks have become non-useful, overexpensive, and suburban-coded in a way i think ice and mav would reject. the ford maverick was built with the intention of dropping kindergarteners off at school, not of actually doing hard labor. see below infographic for what I mean.

It’s a fucking travesty. Trucks are so ugly and useless now. the maverick is not immune to this. (maverick below)

what good is having a fucking truck if it can’t even hold two REGULAR ASS BIKES in the bed. & when the bed is empty the chassis is unbalanced in a way that leads to more accidents etc. (tbf that was true in the 70s/80s too but im feeling more hateful towards modern trucks rn). In short—the modern American pickup truck is no longer useful, it’s a way to virtue signal to other Americans that you *think * you know what hard labor is, even when you’re driving around in a glorified odyssey with a teeny tiny bed that can barely hold a couple bags of mulch for the back garden

ice & mav don’t even have any little kids anymore, i think they’d consider a backseat useless & a waste of space

SO i would like to offer you a Compromise, which is that ice & mav buy either (or both) a 1974 ford maverick AND/OR a 1990 ford maverick

for the Funny Name & coolness factor (& the “making Bradley vom cause of how cute his parents are” factor), and then soup up, like, a 1984 Chevy C10 for actual towing/hauling purposes.

[crusheswhimsandfancies]

[georgiabulldogsfan37]

Val Kilmer lives rent free in my head 24/7

I can’t help it. He’s so sexy and so handsome. He’s the most beautiful that I’ve ever seen. I love him so much ❤️

[osamucide]

i know i talk a lot of shit about sub!dazai but sometimes i really do just wanna be his stupid little 24/7 slut :(

[wildsaltair]

husband? husband???

[vanhelsingapologist]

Vallaki coup went really well and now two of the most unempathetic, sleep deprived wizards are in charge of a populace, which is only a slight step up from a bloodthirsty vampire obsessed with a dead woman.

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