#this like. the OLDEST headcanon I have of this little mf

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Can’t believe I haven’t shared this headcanon since I’ve had it for so long: Trollzart wears a wig

Like. He’s not BALD, he just has a genetic thing that doesn’t let his hair puff/grow as big as it should so he wears a wig to cover it

His actual hair is a smaller version of this one 3d model of his

(Yes he dyes the little baby-hairs to blonde to hide this, yes Dante and Minuet know this and yes it was from his father—the wig is blonde so he matches his mom. Even if he doesn’t know what his mom looks like at ALL)

Minor ideas about how it works below

-it doesn’t work properly?? Like, he can’t really control its movements like normal trolls can. Think of it as comparing a humans movements to an octopus—the human can control and move their body how they want, but the octopus can only vaguely control where their tentacles move, relying on the current to help move

-the wig is sorta an extension/prosthetic in a way. I imagine it connects to his hair that allows him to move/control it more effectively and allows him to extend it without problems (most of the time)

-he’s been wearing wigs for a good while to the point it’s one of those facts where (if you live there) you know it, but to others it’s like. Crazy??? Idk

-He CAN stuff things in his wig but he can’t hold anything bigger than the hair itself (EX: Dante holding a grand piano in his hair) so it’s a limited amount of space to hold things

-Trollzart is able to puff his hair bigger, but it’s the equivalent to holding your nose with your fingers and talking—weird and strangely leaves you with a lack of air??

Anyway that’s all, might post some traditional doodles of Dante Minuet and Trollzart later :p

Happy thanksgiving :D

[sequs-art-box]

give me ALL your Anger headcanons,,

You sure you want that? Okay.....

• Has a high pain tolerance. The most you'd get with a punch to his stomach is a small grunt. Nothing more.

• Continuing the tolerance thing, he has extremely high spice tolerance as well. Maybe to the point of not having capsaicin sensors at all. That'd be so funny honestly..

• Cold Take: Anger is Gay and Ace.

• SLIGHTLY WARM Take: He's Biromantic and Ace.

• Physically strong. Even more than Embarrassment. He could have broken through his grip no problem. Do you SEE my vision.

• Completely immune to lava (this is kinda canon already but I don't care >:>)

• Emits heat, even when he's not super angry. The other emotions use him as their personal heater- similar to Baymax in that one scene- during the winter.

• Has woken up the other emotions due to a bad dream many times. Surprisingly enough, his fire extinguisher hasn't been used yet.

• Anger is Joy's second in command.

• One kind of pain he can't tolerate are migraines (totally not projecting)

• I've mentioned this before but I like to think Anger is really good at making the others feel better, whether if it's about themselves or about how they work (gestures to the scene where he comforts Joy)

• Used to sleep with a tank top on but took it off after finding out going shirtless was way more comfortable

• Likes generally hardcore sounding music, but he doesn't mind some relaxing genres too. He ain't afraid to admit that either. He can listen to whatever the fuck he wants.

• Didn't like tea until Fear made him try it (Fear didn't like coffee until Anger made him try it)

• Doesn't have good handwriting. It's not too bad but Joy, Fear, and Anxiety wished he slowed down and wrote a little better.

• Anger is actually a very organized emotion, at least with the stuff he cares about.

• Cheeks turn cherry red when he's flustered (think of it like an opposite reaction to his orange cheeks when he's angry)

• After the events of the first movie, Anger had to *really* learn to control himself. That work definitely paid off by the second movie.

• He's actually not that bad of a dancer, yall just don't give him enough time to practice.

• Tends to babysit Envy a LOT. Says he doesn't like it but he's 100% a father figure to her now. Sorry, no takebacksies.

• PEOPLE THINK THIS MF CANT RUN OR SOME SHIT but he keeps up with the others just fine in the second movie. Dude literally works out every day how can he NOT.

• MY Anger is a good singer, but OG Anger isn't. Sorry bud. I can't see (hear) it.

• He is textbook "act now think later"

• Unintentionally an early bird. Often the first to wake up cause he needs to get shit done.

• The console was made with very durable material, specifically to withstand Ange's outbursts.

• He may be the "youngest" of the original five, but he acts like the oldest.

• Anger's love languages are quality time and acts of service.

• He was the first one to be brought down to the Belief System.

• Despite having a high spice tolerance, he's more of a savory/sweet guy.

• I love to think that Anger is unintentionally charming.... Giving him a high rizz score here. Sorry not sorry.

• Extremely protective of the other emotions. Doesn't show this side often, but when it matters, he'd fight till he fades from existence for them.

• Tried to learn origami with Joy but he kept burning the paper.

• Likes Western dragons more than Eastern dragons, he finds all kinda super interesting though.

• Owns multiple ties with the same design (this can be said about the other emotions too)

• If I were to give him an instrument, he's totally rock an electric bass, or any low sounding instrument.

• Anger is a dog person.

• Looks SUPER good with blue and black clothing. He should wear it more often.

• When he can't show affection to someone, he just punches them (toph from atla core LOL)

• Some positive aspects of his character: Loyal, compassionate, ambitious, and confident.

● Stopped reading the Mind Reader newspapers because they lost their journalistic integrity.

• I will edit this with more headcanons in the future. Enjoy this for now :))

[writing-time-bitches]

Aeon Headcanons because i have many thoughts about them

-Yaoshi is vain as shit. Particularly about their mission and Path.

-Lan is one of the Aeons who has a more favorable opinion on humans and mortals. They don’t bother mortals much but will jump to their defense.

-Nanook despises everything and has made several attempts to break Qlipoth’s wall, all of course ending in failure and a very angry rock-god.

-Yaoshi’s extremely obsessed with Lan. The obsession began when Lan first started hunting their beautiful creations and gifts. Is mad at Lan for taking a vast majority of their old followers (Xianzhou Alliance) and makes it a point to slander Lan any chance they get.

-“I hate Lan.” Yaoshi says, as they hang numerous pictures of Lan on their wall.

-Qilpoth is the tired dad of Aeons. Xipe is the mother.

-Nanook was once human, was crossed by the humans and made it their life mission to destroy every single trace of humanity from the universe. From then on they became an Aeon due to their immense desire for humanity’s death.

-Yaoshi and Lan are like divorced parents, enemies to lovers, and Lan took the kids.

-Nous and IX are surprisingly good friends, or at the very least in each other’s good spirits.

-Nous is that one friend that says “i know” to everything you say.

-Ouroboros and Nanook are also kinda ok with each other? They both strive to destroy everything but that’s also why they’re a little hostile to the other. Rivals?

-Nanook is that feral little child that everyone hates.

-Fuli likes to watch human memories like telenovelas.

-Yaoshi isn’t actually that bad. They wish to spread eternal life and, yes, their means of accomplishing that are twisted but their looking for those select few mortals who would push through the ugly to get to the beautiful. So far no luck, but Yaoshi will continue to hope.

-Akivili and Qlipoth were the oldest Aeons before Akivili’s disappearance. They were buddies.

-Qlipoth knows of the Sky People for HI3 and they are one of the many other possible threats that inspired Qlipoth to build.

-Qlipoth knows or at least has an inkling of the existence of the Imaginary Tree. Perhaps they strive to protect their universe from others…

-Aha most definitely is self-aware. Definitely knows about alternative universes and Imaginary Tree, not that the others will listen to them.

-IX is the quiet kid in the back of the class that always has an AK in their bag.

-IX is just a little baby and almost all Aeon’s agree that IX should be protected despite knowing that IX could easily eradicate everything that comes against them.

-Nous has movies. They like movies.

-Nous does not have information on Welt Yang or Void Archives. They are out of Nous’ reach of knowledge due to them being not of this universe. Nous has acknowledged both of their existences to be a challenge.

-Lan’s body is literally just a fancy horse. Horse anatomy. Centaur mf.

-Xipe has a very positive opinion of mortals. They love them little things.

-Usually the one the Aeons go to when a dispute happens is Xipe due to their Path and their indifferent personality.

-Mythus is the weird uncle that everyone has a love-hate relationship with.

-Ouroboros will gnaw on other Aeons if given the chance. Nanook is usually the victim.

-Yaoshi has this big ass tree surrounded by a golden sea of energy. This tree is how they spread their Path’s ideology. Seeds and fruits of this tree are the basis of the Xianzhou’s mara. The tree is covered in little cocoons that hold the bodies of those inflicted with Yaoshi’s gift and failed Yaoshi’s trail.

-All the Aeons are one big dysfunctional family and when placed in the same room it’s just chaos.

[soul-has-left-the-chat]

Sleep Token + Crossfire headcanons

I see everyone making headcanons for the boys, Vesselettes and probably Sleep so I might as well share my own I've been developing for a while including my ST(?) oc <3

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Vessel

Has 6 eyes, the scleras are black

Used to be a solo singer and musician before becoming a vessel of Sleep

Is really good friends with II prior to Sleep Token; they are still besties to this day <3

Treats the minor vessels like children or siblings

Trusts II (or moreso Cross) the most

Pointed ear tips, kinda like an elf

The mask is glued to his face inconsistently so he is unable to take it off whenever he wants; Sleep decides when he can take it off

The upper half of his facial skin is gone as of result, so he lives with a brutal scar from his cheekbones and up due to how often he yearns to tear the mask off

Used to have brown hair, soon dissolved into white due to stress and Sleep's influence

Sleep punishes him in extremely fucked up ways if/when he goes against Her word or doesn't do what She requests

Green eyes w/ slitted pupils

Fangs

Black skin

Gentle and sentimental personality, ranked after Cross in terms of calmness 

Youngest

Has a Stockholm Syndrome relationship with Sleep

Second tallest in terms of height 

VERY light stubble

Immortal

Has a humiliation kink; submissive little bitch

Former alcoholic 

Has black blood instead of red

INFJ-T

6'3

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IV

Has 4 eyes; 2 on the left, 2 on the right; scleras are black

Was invited to become a minor vessel for Sleep by III

II is like a little brother to him; They're besties :3

Used to have brown hair like Vess, turned white; Marie-Antoinette Syndrome

Formerly a guitarist for another metalcore band then a freelance guitarist and harsh vocalist before joining Sleep Token

Has DID

Black skin

Pointed ear tips

Red eyes w/ slitted pupils

Oldest

Ranked third in terms of height (fourth if including Cross)

2nd calmest and chillest in Sleep Token after II

Immortal 

Black blood as well

ISTP-A

5'10

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III

Has 3 eyes; an extra eye on his forehead that's often hidden with a beanie or headband or whatever; scleras are black 

Best friends with IV

Crush on Vess?? And IV?? 

Pointed ear tips

Long white hair (now red) that was blond, and before that, brown

Blue eyes w/ Slitted pupils

II is his younger half-brother

Likes drinking; VERY heavy Alcoholic/drinker, also vapes

Used to be a bassist for another deathcore band prior to becoming a bassist for Sleep Token; still is part of that band, occasionally touring and hanging with his homies 

2nd oldest 

Tallest mf in Sleep Token 

The party animal of Sleep Token; chaotic <3

Immortal 

Black blood

ESTP-T

6'4.5

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II (no yellow :c)

Half-brothers with III, younger by a few months 

Besties with IV

Besties with Vessel

Used to have 3 eyes but lost one due to an accident; the extra crippled one on his forehead is often covered by a hat, headband, beanie, etc like his brother; scleras are black 

Yellow/Golden eyes that can change in shade based on his mood

Was the second to assimilate into Sleep's influence just after Vess; III was after, IV was the final to join

Third oldest and shortest

White hair that was brown

Fangs

Slitted pupils like everyone else

Black skin like everyone else

Pointed ear tips like everyone else lol

Anxious to take his mask off

Most mature

Immortal 

THE chillest in Sleep Token 

Transgender (FTM/Transmale)

Black blood

INTP-A

5'7

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C/Crossfire (OC)

(some of these were already established months/years ago so assume they're not new, also, a lot of these are self-indulgent and from previous, separate lore so apologies in advance :'P)

Fourth oldest

Previously performed with another metalcore band (feel free to guess what it is cause the answer will (not) surprise you) so the fans roughly know him, but they found it a surprise regardless 

Sleep LOATHES him, so much so that She refuses to even let him TOUCH Vessel or any of the others

Finds Vess super annoying but is the closest to him

Loves to make fun of II’s height any chance he gets

III and IV helped him acquaint to the bass and guitar again respectively after years of barely playing 

Vessel dedicated “Rain" to him, written specifically for their friendship(?) 

The Espera are sort of like a mother/younger sisters to him lmao

A very skilled polyglot, can speak practically every language

Can kick ass, most of the time

Trauma bonded w/ Vess lmao

Drop dead gorgeous, super insecure of his looks due to that (he knows he's pretty but he hates it)

I also have a BUNCH more headcanons I came up with for him with my friends but some are kinda sensitive and I can't remember/think of any rn so they'll have to be their own post I'm really sorry >w> (I'll link it when I'm done ^^)

ISTJ-A

6'2

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The Espera/Vesselettes

The other vessels adore them like younger sisters

Has a neutral relationship with Sleep

Consists of: VI (oldest and tallest), VII (middle child), and VIII (youngest and shortest)

They're also sisters and each are exactly a year apart

They're all “blind”; VI uses echolocation, VII uses hearing and scents, and VIII uses eyeballs on her hands to see

Bandages cover their eyes

If those bandages were ever unwrapped… let's just say very bad things would happen

Has mild fishy features cause they're also known as "The Sirens" in the band too

Can breathe underwater, has fins too

Black blood

VI: ENFP-A, VII: ISFP-A, VII: ISFJ-T

VI: 6'1, VII: 5'9, VIII: 5'8

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Sleep Herself (the Bitch™)

Female cause why not

Usually androgynous/Genderfluid but often portrayed as a woman, thus, relies majorly on she/her pronouns due to the usage of the aforesaid pronouns in the lyrics

A bitch

Extremely manipulative 

Damn good at taking advantage of people

Has even more vessels than Vess, II, III, and IV but most of them are dead lol

Often portrayed as a gorgeous, modest, worthy Lady in White

Can be portrayed as an octopus just tearing things apart as well

Sadistic

Enjoys punishing Vess and the other vessels in extremely fucked up ways :concern:

The ritual to assimilate into Her is very brutal and can sacrifice your own humanity, as shown in Her vessels

Has an entire cult surrounding Her

Vessel is the first ever to worship Her

Used to be the mistress of Night

Has ichor for blood

Has a separate realm for Herself to visit when talking to Her vessels

Also likes to spite II's height

xNTJ-A

Any height She chooses but usually 5'5

yah, that's all lol

(yes, I have a grudge against Sleep....)

II will always be the smallest <3

[m3gahet]

Tell me your Pickles (or Nickles) headcanons!!!

There's no structure to this (I did say I would be rambling to be fair)

Him and Seth are twins and his parents don't remember who is actually older but they switch it depending on the situations

Ex. "Respect your older brother!" vs "You have to look out for your younger brother."

Pick a lane.

I personally hc he's FTM and did shit like cut his hair and steal Seth's clothes until his parents just gave up and bought what he'd wear (It's not like they actually give a shit about him cuz they're the WORST)

I think SnB was like fairly short lived? I think that's canon but it's MTL there's no reason fucking timeline. Regardless. He left at 16 but when it fell apart he had to move back in with his parents and that's when he finished HS and then got the fuck out of there again.

He, god bless him, will never fucking learn to give up on his parents. (I relate. It's hard accepting your family is shitty and harder to cut them out) He will keep reaching out, he helps his parents when they ask, he still throws Seth more than he deserves now and then.

He wanted to have more of a leadership role when Dethklok formed given his experience but found it really easy to for the most part let Nathan take the lead.

Him and Magnus for SURE had history. They got messy divorce written all over them. He thought Magnus flipping out like he did came out of no where but the more he thought about it he kind of realized he'd been making excuses for him. He was his friend and lover Just like with family it's hard to accept someone you love might just fucking suck. (Disclaimer: I'm not saying Magnus as a character is the same to Pickles shitty family. He's a really interesting character and I like exploring what we didn't get the chance to see)

He did not fuck with Skwisgaar when he first showed up. Skwisgaar was younger and kind of a diva who would clash with Magnus and that bled into their interactions. It pretty quickly sorted itself out after a few months though but man their fights were not fun to be around for.

They would both hide each others shit (Pickles kept throwing out any coffee that entered that apartment. Skwisgaar would fucking flush whatever Pickles had around and even figured out he had a stash in the car? Fucking nightmare. Nathan had to put his foot down)

He treated Murderface like a little brother when he joined because he related to having a shitty home life and Murderface was just barely 18 when he joined he was a fucking baby someone HAD to look out for him (Reminder I like to ignore MF being second oldest cuz fucking look at him in preklok. That's a child. Don't give him booze)

He didn't actually grow out of treating him like a younger brother but his soft spot for him has hardened over time (He loves him! But fuck man he can get annoying)

Emotions hit him really hard. Man starts his day with his glass half full so he is just spilling over most of the time.

He has ADHD

Embodiment of "Do as I say not as I do"

[thepocket221]

I have brought you Finn headcanons!

Finn is part French

He even speaks French!

Somtimes he calls you little names in French

Big Hozier fan

Also a Harry Styles fan

Terrible at combat video games but puzzle and indie games he's good at

Hes a mf old man

He crochetes little sweaters for you and him

Also to mention

He dances in the kitchen with you with the record player on <33

Soft snoring boy

Sleep talker also

Hes surprisingly strong Also

Its cuz He lifts flower pots for a living He says

This is canon but he is a very good cook

He knows all of the best small cafes that aren't very known in town

He is very good with kids!

Hes very awkward at first but then if the kid says, "You have very pretty hair, It's like a princesses hair!" He smiles and let's them play with his hair

One time you walked into him and his nieces doing his makeup

*Finn has bright red lipstick on and blue eyeshadow on with one girl doing his hair and the other doing his makeup*

"Oh hi love!"

The girl doing his makeup: "Quit moving and look at me uncle Finn!"

"Oh I'm sorry!

Ig that's one way to end it-

USER 0lliel0vesfr0gs YOU HAVE THE SAME NAME/NICKNAME AS MY LISTENER FOR FINN I SHIT YOU NOT /pos

ALSO THANK YOU FOR THESE😭🤲🤲 THEYRE ALL SO <333

(usually for hc posts i try to have art i’ve made to go along with it BUT I DONT DRAW FINN ENOUGH <//33 well, i do, but it the scribbles don’t look too well (to me at least) so i do not post them <//3 /lh /nm but until i have finn art i’m proud of:

in return, here are some of my finn hcs!!

on the topic of what type of phone games/games in general he would play: he’s a king at sudoku.

crosswords too!!

he’s so smart, i love him dearly <33

maybe he tried a dating sim once but it did not go well for him

other than that, he definitely would play RPGs (and before ANYONE SAYS IT, based on my personal experience, i’d say finn’s more of an animal crossing fan compared to stardew.) and is the type of guy to overthink the choices he’s given in game. he doesn’t look the answer up, but oh boy is it tempting,, “if i go with this option, it will ruin my relationship with this character :(“ babes they’re not real🫶/lhj

storyteller finn however, would love stardew valley. the mystical aspects would be his favorite.

deadass would forget you can date someone bc of the lore.

anywho, back to garden variety💪🫶‼️

BUFF FINN IS SO TRUE ACTUALLY

i would like to believe he has thick thighs

but may i raise you: muscle chub finn.

somehow is seymour AND audrey as far as personality. idk how he does it but oh sweet heart <//33

also imagine him saying the most cryptic stuff when he’s sleeping. like bro are you just saying words or are you plagued with the murder of someone,, /lhj

i’m also a finn hot freaks fan truther🫶🫶 /pos

maybe he can also play piano

“fuck you joint pain!! i do what i want!!” (his ass did NOT take his pain meds and regrets his decision)

in reference to bunny finn, garden variety finn would have a pretty big family. he’s second oldest

the type of fellow to to squint his eyes, move his glasses down slightly, and bend back a little bit to see something someone’s showing him on their phone

also the type of fellow to never wear shorts unless they’re cargo shorts.

also gives him chronic pain bc i have chronic pain😼

decked out his mobility aide with various stickers gifted to him by his little nieces and nephews

in public he uses a cane and a wheeled walker.

doesn’t use one at work (like a silly goose) and regrets it

definitely forgets his braces as well

has especially terrible wrist, knee, and hip pain

ALSO WHAT IF HE CROCHETED LITTLE SWEATERS AND SCARVES FOR HIS LITTLE NEICES AND NEPHEWS TOO

you can’t tell me he wouldn’t spoil them

also goes to all of their recitals, ball games, award ceremonies, plays, literally any and every after school event. he loves those little goobers and wants to support them!!

also embarrasses the shit out of them as well!!

“hey remember when-” “UNCLE FINN, PLEASE NOT NOW OH GOD IT’S MY GRADUATION”

people who crochet are so cool and epic like actually‼️‼️/g /srs

methinks this is canon but he probably doesn’t have a lot of friends; at max he has 2-3.

jack ofc being his bestie

they have sleepovers you can’t change my mind /lhj /nm

who says i can’t make every character autistic?? i’m the nd doing the coding here!! /pos /lhj

could just be me but he definitely has a male/masc preference

GUYUH I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I LOVE TALKING ABT HIM TOO ILL DEFINITELY DRAW HIM MORE🫶🫶

okay that’s it, goodbye and stay safe🫡‼️‼️

[bitchkay]

May I bother you with a request for a list of requests that are in your inbox/WIPs? it's ok if you don't want to also

Alot--🤭🤭

Less than I thought actually

Like I have a ridiculous amount of drafts but such a small portion of that is actual WIPs and asks that have yet to be answered

I did count tho

Out of almost 200 drafts (dont judge me) like 40(39 actually) are actually WIPs/asks

And out of that just over half are actually like horny asks yk the nsfw shit😈

And the rest are (whether it's an ask or not) stand alone posts be it a headcanon post, full length fanfic(700 words+ and/or formatted as such), scenarios/drabbles(usually under 300 words) or me just talking

As for my Google docs

16

15 of which are full length fanfics and about half of those are already like 2000+ words

The other one is just a scenario I started for Sherry last week

Heres a list from oldest to newest currently in my drafts

Court of darkness characters with a black s/o part 1 (headcanons)

Court of darkness characters with a black s/o part 2 (headcanons)

Court of darkness characters with an s/o that writes poetry (headcanons)

April fools stories but they're actually good(nsfw short scenarios)

Loving on Tino cus were in a drought for Tino content (horny ask)

CoD cones giving backshots part 1 (nsfw headcanons/scenarios)

Fenn is a whore, mc should have her way with him (horny ask)

Assigning court of darkness characters my little pony kins (headcanons)

Violet is deeply in love with you therefore she is fucking you very hard (horny ask)

Soft Addis Ira HCs *non romantic* (headcanons)

Dia Akedia 🤨🏳️‍🌈⁉️ (me analyzing dia under a microscope/studying his queer codedness with research and references)

Violet with a mommy kink. (horny ask)

Quartus NSFW headcanons (nsfw headcanons)

Court of darkness characters with a bratty s/o (nsfw headcanons)

Breeding kink with Addis Ira (horny ask)

Fucking Dia in a mushroom paradise his bedroom (horny ask)

Tino getting a love boner (fanfic/scenario)

Domming Guy (horny ask)

Being a brat with Guy (horny ask)

Making love to Fenn (horny ask)

Ass, tits, or thighs, Court of darkness edition (headcanons)

Thirsty for Dia (horny ask)

Toa book 2 smut (horny ask(

Roy in bondage (horny ask)

Loving on Rio with freckles (horny ask)

Give mc a dick, see what happens, w/ fenn (horny ask)

My favorite part about each consort (me showing love to my boys💞)

Quartus seeing you cry during sex (horny ask)

Lynt and fucking in the library nook (horny ask)

Cuddling with Hawke (headcanons)

T4T w Dia (horny ask)

Kings orgy (horny ask)

Loving and fucking on Aquia (horny ask)

Roy giving hot messy creampies (horny ask)

Threesome with guy and Toa (horny ask)

Toa being a little shit as a sub (horny ask)

Threesome with Sherry and Violet (horny ask)

Quartus😈😈 (horny ask)

Addis Ira(horny ask)

And for the Google docs now

In no particular order cus I forget what's the oldest😶😶

I be in and out of those mfs, they be rearranging themselves

Sleepover with Sherry Invidia (smut)

N/A (Zev Avari smut)

Just like that~ (threesome with Grayson and Tino)

Special Lessons *requested* (Lou smut)

"C'mon share." (threesome with Guy and Fenn)

Intimacy beyond word *modern AU* (Rio smut)

F-R-EAAK (tino smut)

N/A (Lynt smut)

To fall into bed with you~ (Lance suggestive fluff)

My roommates brother *modern AU* (Zev Avari smut)

Between screens *modern AU* (Knight smut)

LUVU2D3ATH <3 (Lance suggestive fluff)

Morning after (Lance fluff)

Lamborghini *modern AU* (Roy smut)

An Irian bride (Young! Addis Ira)

Come through~ *modern AU* (Rio smut)

Now I know what you're about to say "Kay that's literally so much!" but listen

The stuff in my Google docs has been sitting for more time than the stuff in my drafts

From the stuff in my drafts the oldest thing there is from August and that was less than 6 months ago

Some of the stuff in my Google docs has been there since last year

I'm not overwhelmed by the amount of shit I haven't finished

Once upon of time this would scare me but I'm good keep em coming cus I love this shit

I love receiving asks for yall and listen my anons freaky as shit yall keep me entertained

Some of yall write full on essays in my indox about these mfs and bitch I encourage it more life to you

Yall want to make sweet love to Aquia? REAL‼

Yall wanna tie Roy up to the bed while you overstim his cock? EVEN REALER‼

Send it my way I will get back to you eventually all I ask is you be patient

[flourishing-toxicity]

Cobra ot5 Headcanons!

Because I woke up today and said, "eh why not."

Also because more people need to post headcanons for the cobra's in general and as I suspected I have yet to see some ship headcanons (tag me if you make/find some plz) sooo-

Tommy is the baby of the group, I don't care if he is one of the oldest or one of the tallest that cute mf is absolutely coddled by the others.

Jimmy is a little shy and new when it comes to relationships and needs encouragement, which the others are happy to give.

There are many times when Johnny stays late at the dojo for some training with Kreese so the others will either wait down the street at a diner or head over to his house and make sure he's alright afterward and not too badly hurt.

Bobby helps Dutch bleach his hair...that is all.

Bobby is always having to drag the others out of shit, oh no Dutch needs to be bailed out of jail again, oh no Johnny is starting shit with his ex’s, oh no Jimmy crashed his motorcycle, oh no Tommy- STOP DRINKING THE DISH WATER!

COBRA NAPS giant couch or bed whatever just the boys having a quick nap, cuddled together after a long day.

They know each other’s preferred food choices by heart.

Dutch sings for the others, it’s has been one of his favorite activities ever since he has gotten a guitar. Johnny happened to catch him playing it one afternoon when he came for a surprise visit, he got super red and embarrassed but Johnny was quick to push his worry aside and eventually he just ever so casually played in front of the others now it’s a recurring thing.

Bobby tries to hide it but he can get really protective of his partners someone gets too close maybe a touch on the shoulder or starts flirting they will leave as soon as they feel Bobby staring daggers at them.

Surprisingly Jimmy was the first one to tell any of them the ever so delightful, “I love you,” it started because he was having a terrible day, his parents had just gotten divorced, he was skipping school that day not like his parents noticed, but all the sudden a knock is at his door while he’s curled up on the bed when he opens it you can only imagine the look on his eyes when he sees the cobra’s standing there with a worried look on their face. They take him out of the house grab some lunch head over to the beach and soon it’s like the entire thing slips his mind for those few hours and smiling he says, “I love you guys so much.”

They so often get together for movies, Dutch plays horror movies when it’s his turn to pick just to have one of them, usually Tommy, curl up against him, Jimmy picks out romance, Bobby preference is sci-fi, Johnny’s is anything and everything action pact, while Tommy is always getting romantic comedies.

They all agreed when high school ends and they can finally leave home they’re moving in together pronto.

Alright first time writing headcanons so like...am I doing this right??? Idk I see people do a lot of different things when they post headcanons.

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the weasleys on ouid

(aka “the we*dsleys”)

here is my headcanon abt how i think the whole weasley family dabbles in recreational mj !!! disclaimer: i am not promoting anything here and i think we*d isn’t for everybody and also this is just a headcanon and also my qualifications are: i partake and i am from california (where it is legal and cool!)

warnings: talking abt dr*gs (if you aren’t into it, don’t read it! thats okay!)

arthur: he did when we was younger. not a crazy amount but he had friends who did. like he was never the supplier or orchestrator of get-togethers, but he would partake. not super sure how historically accurate this is, but i see him and molly with their friends in a circle around a coffee table. They’re sitting on the floor with their backs against a couch. think eric foreman’s basement vibes but make it gryffindor common room or early ootp days. now (or just when the kids got older) arthur would use gummies on occasion maybe to relax and destress.

molly: she hung out with the same crowd as arthur and i feel like she’d be on a similar level experience-wise. i feel like she’d go to these same seshes with arthur and just have a little, like just enough to feel it bc that’s all she really needed? she didn’t care to be super st*ned if that makes sense. maybe she takes gummies with arthur nowadays but definitely not frequently. she’s not against it, it just isn’t something she cares much for.

bill: he was the oldest so i feel like he didn’t get into it until after hogwarts, but he worked at gringotts which means whatever he did after school was probably the equivalent of an american business major and business majors party. i think he unexpectedly goes kinda hard sometimes, but, like his parents, it was always w/ friends. i think later on he has a bit on occasion but, like his mom, it doesn’t do enough for him for it to be worth the hassle.

charlie: sorry... he was the family’s first st*ner. the pressure of being head boy, quidditch captain, and acing classes to study dragonology... of course he’s got a vice. also the whole outdoorsy thing he’s got is proof enough. personally i think he’s a tree guy: bl*nts, jo*nts, etc. he mostly does it to relax and sometimes has fun get togethers with his friends. it’s never crazy though. always laid back. also def he and his besties were passing a jo*nt in the gryffindor dorms

percy: i really want to be like “he doesnt do drugs duh lmao” but also i feel like that would be a cop out. i said “the whole weasley family dabbles” and i’m keeping my word. percy has a pen. he rarely uses it, but if he can’t sleep or had a hard day or is feeling lonely, he’ll take a hit to chill before bed. he kind of hates that his brothers do it and that they’re more reckless about it, but they got him a pen as a half-gag gift and half real gift so now he sort of understands the appeal.

fred and george: these boys have the dopest b*ng and p*pe collection. and ngl they’ve made a lot of them. they didn’t know charlie dabbled until an older boy at hogwarts let slip and they were so shocked that they pestered him about it during their next school break. he warned them off it because they were too young, but when they asked him about it again a few years later, he set them up. i don’t think they’re dealers per-say, but i bet they started out sharing with friends, then getting some for their friends, then getting some for their friends’ friends, and so on. or maybe they just held sm*keouts! anyways they’re totally the people you’d want to be around the first time you tried it, and i bet they ended up chaperoning a couple younger students’ get-togethers this way. and they were 100% the people ron went to and then were definitely there the first time the trio tried it (over the summer at the burrow i’m thinking). they also for sure come up w some pretty great (and a few really dumb) wheezes products while *nder t*e infl*ence.

ron: duh ron’s up in it. like i said, he went to the twins to get started. part of me thinks he would’ve immediately invited harry and hermione but part of me also thinks fred and george would want him to try for himself first and wouldn’t want him to tell harry or hermione in case they felt pressured (and tbh idk if hermione would be down but i won’t comment). he mostly just sm*kes with the twins or with his other siblings and sometimes with harry. i think he uses a variety of methods, like he’ll use a b*ng w the twins but i see him and harry sharing a jo*nt too. like he definitely does it to socialize and tbh i think most of the weasley kids prefer it to alcohol. weasley-led quidditch team sm*keout? yeah for sure.

ginny: okay i don’t have a backstory but ginny goes hard. she has all the setups, she can roll jo*nts like a mf, she takes over when the twins leave hogwarts, and she is the ultimate girly st*ner. it’s not all the time and she rarely does it to get super st*ned, but she inherited a lot of knowledge from her brothers. so like she’s got the knowledge but also she brings a uniquely feminine charm to it that her brothers couldn’t (the same way she does with everything) if that makes sense. like she gets cute accessories and does girls-only seshes and stuff like that. she totally prefers it to drinking too. she’s also so sweet about making sure everyone feels welcome but not pressured to partake if they don’t want to. basically she’s the ultimate ouid buddy.

i actually can’t believe i wrote this and also spent like kind of a long time doing it?? also i’m tagging @weasleysflowr and @wandsandwheezes and @oh-for-merlins-sake because they encouraged this content lol :)) also plz contribute if you have similar theories and ideas.

[pamgkrthwrites]

For the headcanon request would it be alright asking for the whole list but only one character?? Like if I asked it for mf sans? Totally fine if it's too much ! You could Just do these ones: ‼️, 💙, 👄, 🎁, ❓ with mf sans ^^

*Cracks knuckles* Let’s do this.

Mobfell Sans(Big Daddy):

‼️ how jealous are they normally? how do they express it?

= This Big Boy this it Sexy™ to be a jelly boi. Though, he won’t flat out attack someone if they just starin’ at you. A comment will lead to him punching them in the face right in front of you. If they join in on his dirty jokes then they are dead. 

⛺️ where they would take their s/o on a trip?

= Somewhere where no one knows his name. Somewhere where no one knows his face. Somewhere where you can be safe. Australia… What?

💤 big spoon or little spoon? how do they sleep regularly and with their s/o in the bed?

= Big spoon. Big Daddy will snuggle himself into your back. He likes sleeping on top of you as if he is a tent but this is fine.

🚼 do they want kids? how many?

= 1-3 kids. He would prefer biological, but if you two can’t for some reason he would adopt. He would pick the oldest though, so they didn’t stay in that awful place or feel unwanted like he did.

🤝 do they like to hold hands? interlocked fingers or not? how do their hands feel?

= Interlocked. The world must know you are his. His! He doesn’t care about the starin’ or the whispers. You are his and that’s all.

🍽 how good of a cook are they? do they like to cook for their s/o?

= Normally he wouldn’t, but date night is different. You guys take turns on who is cooking to surprise the other. He is a decent cook, but he steps up his game if you had one of those days, its that time of the month or if he is about to pop the question. 

💙 who’s more likely to say “I love you” first, them or their s/o?

= You are. Because of his work, he keeps his feelings well deep down, but when you say it he knows that he loves you too. He will say it right back as if it is normal.

❌ what can’t they stand in a s/o? what is a deal breaker?

= Things that turn him off is if you flat out insult his brother, and don’t show respect to the people who have earned it even if you don’t like them. The deal breaker though is probably someone hates his lifestyle. He didn’t choose this job. Trust me, if there was a window that he and his brother could have gone through to get out of that life it would have been smashed by now. 

☀️ early bird or night owl? do they wake their s/o up with them?

= Night owl. He work pushes him to do his work at night so even if he is given the time to sleep at a normal time he wouldn’t be able to just in case a something the last minute came up. He always worries a lot so that keeps him up.

💐 how romantic are they?

= When the time calls for it he will be. He won’t do the dirty jokes if you are having a bad day. He will cuddle you and be as gentle as he can with you. Kiss you in the spots you like, and tell you all the things he loves most about you. The next morning you will find that he brought you flowers after his work. 

💍 how would they propose? how long would they take?

= A date night NOT on date night. Dimly lit room. Your favourite dish. He will then bring you somewhere where you two can watch the sunset. He will be a nervous wreck the whole time. It could take 3-5 years to ask though. 3 just dating would mean that he is set on you, and doesn’t need to test anything. if 5 years then the last 2 years would be you two living together. He would want to make sure he got it right and that you are okay with him and his job. 

👄 favorite place to kiss their s/o? favorite place to receive kisses?

= Your neck. Big Daddy loves to tease you in public then kiss you on the neck. Weirdly enough though, he likes being kissed on his palm. He claims him down from work and he feels like his whole world is in his hands.

💊 how needy are they when they’re sick? how do they take care of their s/o when they’re sick?

= “Don’t touch me! Hiss!” He doesn’t want to get you sick too! Just let him die, you could find someone better! When you are sick, he shows how good of a cook he is. Hot food that makes you feel better. Medicine at the ready. Tissues at the ready. Bath time is now twice a day! “Look, you will feel better with hot water, and it will wash away all those germs!”

🗣 how do they comfort their s/o? how do they like to be comforted?

= He cooks for you when you are having a bad day or if its that time of the month. He will make sure you feel loved and wanted. He will care for you until you two grow old and have like 50 kids. He doesn’t mean that kids but he will kiss the places where you hate the most or that hurt. Now when Big Daddy is upset, he becomes very clingy one minute then shuts you out the next. He doesn’t want you to get tired of him. Just give him a soft cuddle and kiss his temple. 

🗯 how protective are they? do they worry about their s/o often? what makes them nervous?

= When you come 10 minutes late to date night he worries. If you are late at all the worries. He worries when you walk in the areas he is most hated in. Sometimes he does consider dumping you just to make sure you will never be harmed, but he knows that would hurt you the most.

📖 how trusting are they? are they an open book? does it take their s/o a while to crack them open?

= Over time he does become an open book. In the first year, he will not talk about his parents. That’s the no-no. He doesn’t talk about his job in full detail, but you fully know what he does. 

💓 what’s their love language (words of affirmation, quality time, receiving gifts, acts of service, physical touch)?

= DATE NIGHT! Date night must be at least two hours long! He will just randomly say “God probably wants you back by now. He is probably jealous that I get to see your face more then he does.” He likes being told he is wanted. He doesn’t mind gifts. If you made them then he will put them in his pocket if they are small enough and touch it whenever he thinks of you. Again he cooks for you when you need it. He likes touching your waist and holding you in his arms. It makes him feel safer at times. 

💢 what is a fight with their s/o like? how do they apologize?

= His burning red eye will twitch. He will consider kicking you out if you throw insults. He yells a lot and likes getting into your space, but he will never lay a hand on you. If he doesn’t control himself then you better leave and take a walk. Do not come back for an hour at most. If you run off crying he will wait 15 minutes to apologize. If it is just a fight with no touching and no tears then he might give you the cold shoulder for half an hour. 

👠 how good is their sense of fashion? do they have a favorite thing to see their s/o in?

= HIGH fashion. Black suits with always something red. He always knows what he is doing and never wants anyone to know what he can truly do to them.

🎁 what kind of gifts do they give their s/o? what kind of gifts do they like receiving?

= He likes receiving tiny handmade gifts. You made those for him and it would be so time to consume to make it so tiny and perfect. He likes giving you flower and bath bombs. He likes the bathroom smelling like flowers after you have used it. 

❓one random headcanon i have about this character

= As you can tell from this he loves cooking, but what his S/O will probably never know is that he made Papyrus make a dish before and put it in the fridge just in case he messes the dish up. He does get jelouse if you say that dish is the best one though. 

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Kidokawa Soccer Team Headcanons

I’m writing a fic about Kidokawa Seishuu, and to know them better, I decided to make a post with some headcanons/interpretations of how their personalities and quirks. This is a mix of the before and after Gouenji left. This list excludes first years.

Nanzan Yowami (GK)

A scaredy cat but a strong goalkeeper. Shy in person but doesn’t bat an eye when facing a soccer ball or a soccer player. As a third year and a participant of the FF as Kidokawa's main goalkeeper since his second year, he has proven to be dependable on the pitch; one of his weaknesses are surprise attacks. He doesn't talk very much but is well liked by his teammates and underclassmen, specially the reserve goalkeeper Dandou Masanori-kun whom sees him as a rival in an amiable way.

During an argument between team members, his efforts to appease both parties are usually useless, his quiet and wavering voice lost in the heat of the argument. Nevertheless, as a sensitive soul, he can't stand such issues, either blocking them out or in the worst case, crying his eyes out. Any argument stops there.

Dandou Masanori (GK)

Kidokawa’s reserve goalkeeper. Because of Nanzan’s talent, he hasn’t had the chance to debut in the National’s but he dreams of taking his place when his senpai graduates. A strong love for soccer, he also admired Nanzan while reminding him he will one day be better than him. He is noisy and unable to read the mood, he lightening up the team during stressful times. He is the most childish member of the team with a “play hard” mindset.

Popular among the older girls because of his kawaii kouhai image, he is disliked by the guys.

Nakai Yousuke (DF)

From the game: "He drags his feet when he's asked to help... Unless it's a girl doing the asking."

As the oldest member of the defense, he coordinates their movements at times. A happy-go-lucky looking guy, he is also willing to listen to his underclassmen and relay messages to the coach. He is the most active member of the team, a counterbalance for his lack of talent and motivation when it comes to training. He dreams of getting a girlfriend before his last year in middle school.

Mitsumune Dan (DF)

From the game: "He likes nothing better than a good sleep, often during class."

While he is seen as a slacker in class, he is actually a hard worker, having to help out in the family bussiness because of his poor financial family situation. He grew up with little to no friends because of his scary-looking face so he appreciates Nanzan and Mogi, his two closest friends. The former, being more sensitive and shy, became the ear that quietly listened to his problems while the latter was willing to help him no matter what. He is usually mistaken as a third year.

Kurobe Ritsuki (DF)

Despite wanting to be in the midfield, he has been convince to stay in the defense due to his rock-like expression which makes opponents he is better than he actually is. And while he does have speed, his lack of stamina causes him to get tired easily, being the player that is most likely to be switched out in a match.

Ishii Seiki (DF)

Being in the bench for most of the time, he gets bored quite easily until he is called in. Deeply regretting being a bench warmer despite all the years he has been playing soccer with the guidance of his father’s manual, he continues to work hard until becoming a starting member. His innocent expression helps him hide his negative emotions. 

Tobiyama Dan (MF)

His small stature allows him to slip through the field with ease. He brings the ball around like a spring, surprising the opponents who can hardly notice him. While he was teased by his friends when he said he wanted to play soccer when he was younger, his desire to play soccer was strong.

He got that cut thanks to his father's encouragement whom he has a close relationship with, a supporting pillar as well. He confidently states his opinion in club matters, specially those that irk upperclassmen. Being one of the few who openly dislikes the Mukata triplets, he takes chances to tease them when until the mood becomes heavy or he loses confidence in his words, all for fun.

An avid gamer, his favorite games are those that include soccer.

Mogi Sakito (MF)

A strong team player, his innate goodwill pushes him to play for the team, contrary to the Mukata triplets who play for themselves. However, outside the field, he is quite distant, being quite obssessed with the idea of a team rather than helping the team work.

He became friends with Nanzan and Mitsumine, having similar interests. The quiet three in the team, they share their thoughts in private, usually on their way back from school or in Mitsumine's house.

He couldn’t bring himself to fight the triplets but he never accepted Masaru as the new captain nor the other two as the key players after Gouenji left.

Fukazawa Nenji (MF)

From the game: "A sensitive soul who still broods over a defeat from three years before."

He chose to attend Kidokawa to beat a group of boys from an opponent team when he was in elementary school as used it as a fuel to improve. Competitive at heart and brave, his position shifts between the midfield and the back, having an eye for defense and courage to face the opponent. He is rash in his attacks and may do unncessary movements and lose stamina quickly. 

Mukata Masaru, Mukata Tomo, and Mukata Tsutomu (FW)

They became the new top-3 as the team relied on Goenji’s power and they were the next most capable forwards. Gouenji used to serve both as a midfielder and a forward until the triplets acknowledged Gouenji’s power and allowed him to be in the top of the formation and they began to serve as his support. Such action mean they had let their down for him, so when Gouenji left without a word, they were infurated.

Fun facts from the game:

Nishigaki is a first year, so he’s a year younger than Aki, Domon, and Ichinose.

Image sources: Wikia