#this joke made me laugh out loud

[skulandcrossbones]

CARS (2006)

[kevinsdsy]

bonus (another account): HOW DO NEW ACCOUNTS KEEP APPEARING I KEEP THINKING I HAVE EVERYONE INCLUDED THAT’S MENTIONED AT LEAST ONCE AND HERE U GO THERE’S ANOTHER ONE LIKE 😭😭😭 and shane is mentioned quite a lot too especially during the game against the foxes so idek how i missed that

trojans social media au (pt. 26): i’ve written a few headcanons based on the socmed au and i will do a few parts bc i have too many 😭 i asked y’all what out of pocket things jeremy could say to get stuck in media training and y’all really wanted him to say cunt LMAOO so here u go (the three tweets are specifically inspired by @captain-danwilds so thank you hehe) also the jeremy x neil tweet is fully inspired by @iiowaw so thank you so so much!!

[tonycries]

i mean this is the most lovely way, but i always think you are a man until i read something you write and it becomes abundantly clear that you are not.

IS THIS-

IS THIS YOUR WAY OF SAYING I AM NO BETTER THAN A MAN ☹️

[evermoredeluxe]

His own brother said that Travis is incredibly good at disarming people even before they realise. Taylor probably agrees, like she went from getting a friendship bracelet and a year later, watching him call the NYC municipality about the complete degeneracy of the puddles on their sidewalks inconveniencing his wife girlfriend.

i also fear that any furniture taylor’s stubbed her toe on or any equipment that has hurt taylor is afraid of travis now. no inconveniencing tayprincess!

[royalarchivist]

Eret: If you get top surgery, you have to get a tattoo at the same time.

Y’know, tit for tat.

[penumbrapodcastincorrectquotes]

Juno: Duh I ate dirt as a child who didn’t. It tasted good.

Nureyev: Juno, my love, that is not a normal childhood experience and this is coming from me

[sisterdragonwithfeathers]

ok so was I just not paying attention (or not actually around anyone who talked about it when it was airing) or did everyone forget to tell me Gravity Falls is actually good

[crowscadence]

Been a while since I’ve read bsd wan but I finally sat down and read volume six and god I forgot how genuinely funny wan can be at times

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

Just had my first psychiatrist appointment in like two years! Not to brag, but I improved on mental illness so much that I was upgraded from Bipolar 2 to Bipolar 1! 😎

[ratrrriot]

:)))

me when Tails explained why omochao is wanted by the police.

[thegoodkindoftrash]

(wizard voice) spell of: creatures i saw today >:D

FAILED MY DEX SAVE, FORCED TO LOOK AT ✨aminals✨ first one's a weird lookin cat but i love it all the same second one was my first exposure to seeing bananas bred in captivity, you learn somethin new every day third one kinda built like me frfr fourth is... me n who 😳

[politelymenacing]

It is important to note that in Ted's head, God is a woman.

[usercelestial]

okay i get it but i also think its important to acknowledge that there is a difference between knowing from an audience standpoint that a character should be queer VS it firmly being acknowledged verbally within the narrative as a solid aspect of that character's identity irrefutably

[stuffpeoplesayinidv]

[cosmicrhetoric]

i dont think ive had such a visceral reaction to any ten seconds in audio drama like. ever

[mathematical-blasphemy]

one of my students signed off an email to me this morning "With Biblical Fear," so I guess my work here is done