#this joke made me laugh out loud

[skulandcrossbones]

CARS (2006)

[kevinsdsy]

bonus (another account): HOW DO NEW ACCOUNTS KEEP APPEARING I KEEP THINKING I HAVE EVERYONE INCLUDED THAT’S MENTIONED AT LEAST ONCE AND HERE U GO THERE’S ANOTHER ONE LIKE 😭😭😭 and shane is mentioned quite a lot too especially during the game against the foxes so idek how i missed that

trojans social media au (pt. 26): i’ve written a few headcanons based on the socmed au and i will do a few parts bc i have too many 😭 i asked y’all what out of pocket things jeremy could say to get stuck in media training and y’all really wanted him to say cunt LMAOO so here u go (the three tweets are specifically inspired by @captain-danwilds so thank you hehe) also the jeremy x neil tweet is fully inspired by @iiowaw so thank you so so much!!

[tonycries]

i mean this is the most lovely way, but i always think you are a man until i read something you write and it becomes abundantly clear that you are not.

IS THIS-

IS THIS YOUR WAY OF SAYING I AM NO BETTER THAN A MAN ☹️

[evermoredeluxe]

His own brother said that Travis is incredibly good at disarming people even before they realise. Taylor probably agrees, like she went from getting a friendship bracelet and a year later, watching him call the NYC municipality about the complete degeneracy of the puddles on their sidewalks inconveniencing his wife girlfriend.

i also fear that any furniture taylor’s stubbed her toe on or any equipment that has hurt taylor is afraid of travis now. no inconveniencing tayprincess!

[royalarchivist]

Eret: If you get top surgery, you have to get a tattoo at the same time.

Y’know, tit for tat.

[penumbrapodcastincorrectquotes]

Juno: Duh I ate dirt as a child who didn’t. It tasted good.

Nureyev: Juno, my love, that is not a normal childhood experience and this is coming from me

[crowscadence]

Been a while since I’ve read bsd wan but I finally sat down and read volume six and god I forgot how genuinely funny wan can be at times

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

Just had my first psychiatrist appointment in like two years! Not to brag, but I improved on mental illness so much that I was upgraded from Bipolar 2 to Bipolar 1! 😎

[ratrrriot]

:)))

me when Tails explained why omochao is wanted by the police.

[politelymenacing]

It is important to note that in Ted's head, God is a woman.

[usercelestial]

okay i get it but i also think its important to acknowledge that there is a difference between knowing from an audience standpoint that a character should be queer VS it firmly being acknowledged verbally within the narrative as a solid aspect of that character's identity irrefutably

[stuffpeoplesayinidv]

[iamfitzwilliamdarcy]

Marquis of Thunder thighs

[kingofmyborrowedheart]

Just opened up a new jar of pizza sauce without much of a struggle. Happy International Women’s Day to me!!!!!

[hugogetspowerbottomed]

hugo laughs at varian's tiny dick but it's FINE bc hugo lets varian fuck his pussy with it anyway lmao

MICRODICK MEETS MICROCUNT AND THEYRE SOULMATES

[splorpo]

I followed you because my ex boyfriend lusted so hard over your oncler tiktoks

the term “ex” in this ask tells an entire story