#this actually made me laugh out loud

[tonycries]

i mean this is the most lovely way, but i always think you are a man until i read something you write and it becomes abundantly clear that you are not.

IS THIS-

IS THIS YOUR WAY OF SAYING I AM NO BETTER THAN A MAN ☹️

[the-undeadbeat]

one-time-i-dreamt out here confusing us all once again.

My hopes were way up there this time ngl.

[pilanthitasanilaphat]

I understand it's supposed to be a big reveal that Aunt Wi has a secret picture of Pleng's father indicating that they had something in the past. But, that picture was so hilariously impersonal, I have to suspend my disbelief. It looks like a photo she could have gotten from his company website or something. Stalker Aunt Wi does track tbh. She's such a creep.

[mistressemmedi]

He gotten more weirded about George and Alex recently and I think it because they’ve both had a kinda glow up and Lewis just seems to not age . He’s probably jealous that he ranks lowly on British driver face card scale

FACE CARD SCALE, BYEEEEEE

[3starjammies]

In the manga this guy just died but because this is a kids anime that can't happen, so in the last 10 seconds of the episode Black Jack saves him and then he gets sentenced to life in prison.

[forwhump]

there’s something deeply weird about u and I respect it

thank you <3

[yuutaok]

My coworker who is an anime only for jjk texting our group chat asking if Gojo becomes a villain and my other coworker who doesn’t watch ANY anime replying with “Yes ): he kills everyone”

[just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi]

I'd kidnap Kayla and force her through the same training Brody went through and send the videos to Aries and Brody 😌

Lmao Kayla would not be expecting it! Though she would make a good pet…

Brody would break. Mentally. Completely unable to function because Kayla isn’t the pet - he’s the pet and the only reason she’s being hurt is because he ran away and was bad.

Aries is completely silent. They lock Brody in the apartment (and text someone to make sure he like. Eats) and goes off hunting.

Your body is never found and Aries sleeps like a baby every night.

[ditaliaa]

@sock-ness-monster Me through literal tears in my eyes as I remake my account:

“New year, new me”

[frosty-lycanthropy]

*shapeshifts into you and twerks*

"SLAY-"

😍💅

“WHAT THE FU- OH COME ON MUICHIRO, I DO NOT DO THAT!”

[lesbiancarat]

(drinking vinegar is slang for being jealous lmao)

[cruel-summerxy]

I’m more confused as to why you bought 60 eggs-

i have a large family 😭

[seased]

thanks man

[kevinsdsy]

bonus (another account): HOW DO NEW ACCOUNTS KEEP APPEARING I KEEP THINKING I HAVE EVERYONE INCLUDED THAT’S MENTIONED AT LEAST ONCE AND HERE U GO THERE’S ANOTHER ONE LIKE 😭😭😭 and shane is mentioned quite a lot too especially during the game against the foxes so idek how i missed that

trojans social media au (pt. 26): i’ve written a few headcanons based on the socmed au and i will do a few parts bc i have too many 😭 i asked y’all what out of pocket things jeremy could say to get stuck in media training and y’all really wanted him to say cunt LMAOO so here u go (the three tweets are specifically inspired by @captain-danwilds so thank you hehe) also the jeremy x neil tweet is fully inspired by @iiowaw so thank you so so much!!

[willgrahamscock]

I appreciate the live reaction

do you think their periods ever synced up…

I think the better question is did Jesus and Judas do it nasty style while on their periods? In this essay I will…