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Oh my god, the random ass shit that 196ers are posting is so fucking funny, this reddit migration is like someone injected heroin, meth, and prescription opioids right into a sleeping grizzly bear's heart.
Hope everyone's feeling alive.
Be careful near the teeth, though, my reddit drug dealers.
#reddit blackout#reddit#196#like jesus christ#what a tag 196 is#the memes are so fuckinf random#snd funny as fuck#its been a while since.tumblr has actually made me laugh out loud#tumblr revival#tumblr is brought bsck to life by a combinstion of uppers and downers that shouldve killed us but didnt#god bless
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why is my moxley phase coming back omg it might be over for me
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Watching the US say we can't have free Healthcare cuz it's expensive but then give away 100 billion dollars to a country committing a genocide

#im making a joke but its not funny#bisan says these might be her last posts because all of the food is gone and israel keeps bombing#and they might lose all thr electricity they have#so msny of the palestinian reporters ive been following stopped posting suddenly and its fucking heartbreaking snd terryifiying#seeing little kids kn my feed having to learn to say their stories in english just so more people will hear#and the us just funds this genocide knowing damn well its a war crime#free palestine#🇵🇸#palestine#gaza#Israel#america
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Day 179 | id in alt
Kugisaki didn't say shit to Maki. (Read from right to left💥)
#dailykugisaki#jjk#kugisaki nobara#zenin maki#Kugisaki has the facade of a funny lil silly person but in reality shes still silly but shes fucked up about it#man ive been posting in lower quality lately and i shutting down???#i need to check this oute#I'll be scrambling around and trying yo fist fught god#ive been rewriting an entire franchise in yhe meantime and its honestly been fun#i love the horrors and the horrors love me#need to doodle Kugisaki out of her unifrom snd into sumn else fashionable#she deserves it i have deprived her for too long
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It's so crazy how built different I truly have to be from others. I share things when I want people to like ask me if I'm okay or if I'm genuinely ranting for the sake of myself bc yk....this is my account and I'm not gonna shy away from posting shit that I want to, but when it comes down to the internet and then one person....I choose the Internet. Bc at least I know the Internet won't actually give a fuck and whatever I say will drown along with everyone else's shit, when you say something to one person you're expecting a certain response because you shared something so vulnerable. I have a hard time opening up one on one but it's SOOOO easy to just write it out on Tumblr or my notes yk? Why is that so hard for everyone else. I really feel like sometimes people js be attention seeking, which in a way is hypocritical. Idk it's just, exhausting to constantly entertain those who clearly WANT the attention rather than need it, there is a difference. Like, I understand certain people can only handle so much. But like why TF is it SOOOOO hard to keep some things to yourself..and then you get upset when people call you out on it. Idfk I must be like normal now bc that shit is fucking weird. Like I "suffer" from the same things as this person and many others but low-key people be blowing ts WAYYYYY out of proportion. Like I get it, it is really hard and sometimes uncomfortable and constant...but it doesn't have to be shared always, especially bc you're so young. Trauma plays a huge part in a lot of mental illnesses, different kinds of trauma really can tick off more violent or intense things, sometimes what you may suffer with can become more frequent. But it gets to a point. Like yes, awareness we love that. But blaming shit on what you "suffer" with, mind you I have the same thing and it's not as crazy as some people make it seem, [yes some people struggle more with certain things] like it's really easy for me not to talk about everything I struggle with mostly bc I fear people will say "well you didn't say this before...." Bc not EVERYTHING needs to be shared... I get that. I'll say how I'm feeling but I won't go into like...even the bare minimum of detail for the fact that it doesn't always have to be shared. Ts is js so annoying to see idfkkkkkm
#fo NOT read this#ts is fucking fake#i hate how much i tried but its not even please myself its that i dont want to entertain people i dont even want to be around#like I witnessed what tou were like first hand snd had the balls to keave but came back bc i thought i needed jt#and it js always felt like it was ab them#like i appreciate the constant asking if im okay nut i couldn't really trust them#so i never said anything#idfk#tired of this#im so tired if like...tbe repeated cycle of people bc why did i just KNOOOOOW this was coming#running away from nothing is so funny#idk whats going on irl tbr#but whats going on online cant mean that much to you#hypocritical but.............#yeah
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its my birthdayyyyyyy :3 (which also lines up with trans awareness week! Wow!! Hence the flag colors lol
um idk what else to put here um TAG TIME
#trans awareness week#slugcat#typing this shile dead tired fucking help#snork mimimimimi#i should sleep after thbis#Um right tags#furry art#autistic artist#birthday post#happy burthdsy to me#Um#using the#rw art#tag because scug#Ok im gonna crash niw mimimimimihsbshjd#Oh right#ced art#cameronatsdirt#Art#genderqueer#trans#guys look im zesty#Ok now ill sldep#I can jsut imagine someones reasing these snd is just like staring at my weird tired word vomt#Illz fix this tomorow maybe idk maybe jts funny#Ok sleep#Yes this post is reffering to the 19th btw
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A thing I love about the post credits scene of Saw X aside from, well, Hoffman saying "epic bad luck", which might be the best scene across all saw movies, is actually John's slight reaction to all else he says. Because his own reputation isn't lost on him, you can see a little smile there. I think it's the lightest you see take this whole thing which is kinda self aware and I enjoy it. 2 am btw if this doesn't make sense you can talk with my lawyers.
#luly talks#saw#like John usually just views himself almost as a bodyless thing as a force of nature and justice snd balance or some shit#but in this interaction where hoffman points i#how fucking unlucky you actually have to be to end up here and john just kinda smiles it's just. so funny
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Randall Clarks story is so fine he has not one but two dead wives and children 😍 very fallout man of him tbh.
Even when they are dead years ago they can still have deader wives that only exist to add their pain.
#fallout writers not beating dead wife backstory obsession allegations 😔#dont take me seriously i just find it very funny his story is great and interesting#just not one but two dead wives to add pain to already dead mans story is fucking funny#actually thinking now waking cloud snd that ncr woman lost their husbands too i think this is not a gendered problem#lesson we learn from this: dont get married or have kids with your partner or they or you will die#geym
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conflict of sticking with my environmental planning degree plan and a potentially more stable/well paying job vs wanting to go for an arts degree in literature analysis and writing and history and culture because i love it so so much but know it wont be considered ‘useful’. FIGHT
#like. did i pick this. yes.#but only because i like plants#and i like outdoor spaces#and when doing research it was a well paying and open field job-wise#however#while planning my courses i was looking under my ‘dicipline based writing’ requirement#and while i know i need to take something related to my major#oh my god#masterworks of world literature#fairytales then and now#enchanted worlds (course on germanic folk tales)#a course entirely on the age of reformation#a whole course on banned books#world cinema#politics of food and sex#extinction. an entire course on the extinction process. it goes into fossils and cultures and ethnic groups and languages and#endangered species and human extinction. that sounds so fucking cool and also extremely depressing#like. i wanna take all of these. i wanna learn!!!#but noooooo i have to pay thousands of dollars and deal with an extreme amount of stress with competing coursework and thinking about future#career paths. like. ok it’s late and these are late night thoughts. but i wanna be able to just take classes like these. and learn.#why do i have to be working towards a degree. why does there have to be an end goal. why can’t i just learn and write essays#why did they make learning stressful#and like. all of these are awesome. but realistically woudlnt work with my major. at all.#i could take extinction but there’s another course that fits my major way better that i /should/ take#me rambling#i think it’s funny there’s also a course called capitalism and debt. they just tell you don’t go to college because they take all your money#anyways. hoping that i get over it#or that i get a well enough paying job that i can take college courses when im old and still want to learn#edit: THEY ALSO HAVE A COURSE CALLED TALES OF HORROR#HISTORICAL SND POLITICAL CONTEXT OF HORROR STORIES
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@waterdeers plays Baka Mitai for me when they leave for the bathroom irl & vc, I feel like it's the Coco Melon equivalent for my autistic ass 😭😭😭
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I'm going to THROW UP
#WHAT THE FUCK#AM I BORING#????????#I CANT BE#IM SO FUN SND FUNNY#WHY WONT HE TEXT ME#WHY ISNT HE SENDING ME MEMES#I JUST NEED HIM TO CHOKE ME#THIS FUCKING BITCH#OH MY GOD#HE WAS SO MEAN TO ME TOO LIKE BROOOOO#FUCKKKKKKKK
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this stupid god damn episode gave me like FIFTY new things to rotate in my mind forever. ILL NEVER BE FREE
#rnm spoilers#kinda crazy funny that emortys backstory was shown in this ep. snd its the lesst notable thing about it#IT WAS GOD THO LOL i rlly liked seeing abit more of erick…..#*good#its fun but also like. smth u cld kinda guess. altho its nice to have a little more context#and on what hes up to now#but like. DAMN meaningful interactions w morty AND rick prime… thats cool#PLUS LIKE. EVERYTHING FUCKING ELSE THAT HAPPENED.#Hey guys whats the next ep. oh its the arcade one Cool hope nothing happens there.#oh and then a mindblowers ep. aweome. sick. we r gonna die#HEY BY THE FUCKING WAY WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO IN THE FINALE NOW.#whatever [passes out]
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I love this man in a very gay way
#OH MY FUCKING GOD WHO GAVE HIM THE RIGHT#TO BE SO BEAUTIFUL#HES SUCH A GORGEOUS MAN HOLY SHIT#HES SO SHIDHDJDHJD#HES SO HOT AND BEAUTIFUL AND HANDSOME AND FUNNY SND TALENTED AND PERFECT AND AMAZING AND-#AHHHHHHHHHHHH#I DONT BELIEVE IN PERFECTION BUT HES THE EXCEPTION#I SIMP FOR HIM SO HARD#I’M GOING ABSOLUTELY FERAL HAJUDJSJSKSBJSBDJDD
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My relationship to bellringer is very complex I swear (saying this out of nowhere)
#love design and music. think she's a funny lil guy. first time giving pronoun headcanons to w character#but they're in my least favorite playground and ive only technically won 1 out of the 4 times#like one of em bell flew away but then a mover wnd shaker killed me. snd by the time i got back the battle was over#and worst of all.......#i showed him to people and not only did they clock him as British#but they said i tend to like non human non animal characters the most before asking if benny british :((#like. oh my fucking cog#cogs tag
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haven't been on twitter in ages and seeing all my irls join threads and go 'haha look at funny wendy's meme :)' makes me go fucking insane
#irrational hater that's paranoid about brand takeover voice BRANDS ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS THEYRE BEING FUNNY TO TRY SND GET U TO BUY SOMETHIN#WENDYS IS NOT FUNNY EVEN WHEN THEY POST THE FUNNY SILENCE BRAND MEME BC ITS ALL AN ELABORATE PLOY !!!!!!#could not imagine being on a corporate site again#if/when tumblr goes down i'm just going to learn to code i think. and i'll make my own fucking site and you guys can go to my funny blog#sage talks
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Driving is exhausting
#today i had to do about three hours of driving (1.5 hours one way) and it was miserable#i hate driving. it mskes me so anxious#especially since on this day last year i was in a car accident#so i was anxious the whole time. praying to the Car Gods#i went to hang out with a friend. that's the reason i had to drive so long#i hung out with her for like three hours and then she had to go to work#we hung out for the same amount of time i spent driving#shes worth it. dont get me wrong. shes definitely worth it#but i just got home and im about to collapse#i need to go shopping but im afraid i tempted fate enough with all of the driving i did#now im always going to be paranoid that ill get in an accident on April 1. despite there being 19 years prior that i never crashed#but to me. last year god played a horrible trick for april fool's by totalling my car. snd this year he might be tempted to do it again#wouldnt that be funny. wouldnt that be so fucking funny God. wouldnt it#i don't even believe in god but i do blame him for a lot of shit#okay bye. i need a fucking NAP
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