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Oh my god, the random ass shit that 196ers are posting is so fucking funny, this reddit migration is like someone injected heroin, meth, and prescription opioids right into a sleeping grizzly bear's heart.
Hope everyone's feeling alive.
Be careful near the teeth, though, my reddit drug dealers.
#reddit blackout#reddit#196#like jesus christ#what a tag 196 is#the memes are so fuckinf random#snd funny as fuck#its been a while since.tumblr has actually made me laugh out loud#tumblr revival#tumblr is brought bsck to life by a combinstion of uppers and downers that shouldve killed us but didnt#god bless
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one thing about drawing the posties is that (at least in my designs) raven and jill are wearing the most flamboyant brightly colored impractical outfits ever. then you have michael. dude in tshirt and jeans with a flannel jacket
#shaperaverse#trying to work on my asha design… she’s the only one i don’t have a good picture for. also william but he can kinda be whatever lol#an old childhood friend of mine was named asha and i can’t stop thinking of irl asha when talking about shaperaverse asha#trips me up when doing character designs lol#same problem with Jill but I wasn’t around my irl Jill as much as irl asha#Han’s problem is that I know EXACTLY what she looks like I just can’t draw it. same with lloyd. I hate his hair#shoutout to raven though. easiest character to imagine easiest character to draw. that simplicity makes up for how fucking complicated his#accessories are lol. at least he’s better than molly (cr). drew him once and my hands hurt for days#raven and molly should meet. that would destroy reality I think but 1) it’d be so so funny snd 2) they would enjoy the sex
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Watching the US say we can't have free Healthcare cuz it's expensive but then give away 100 billion dollars to a country committing a genocide
#im making a joke but its not funny#bisan says these might be her last posts because all of the food is gone and israel keeps bombing#and they might lose all thr electricity they have#so msny of the palestinian reporters ive been following stopped posting suddenly and its fucking heartbreaking snd terryifiying#seeing little kids kn my feed having to learn to say their stories in english just so more people will hear#and the us just funds this genocide knowing damn well its a war crime#free palestine#🇵🇸#palestine#gaza#Israel#america
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Day 179 | id in alt
Kugisaki didn't say shit to Maki. (Read from right to left💥)
#dailykugisaki#jjk#kugisaki nobara#zenin maki#Kugisaki has the facade of a funny lil silly person but in reality shes still silly but shes fucked up about it#man ive been posting in lower quality lately and i shutting down???#i need to check this oute#I'll be scrambling around and trying yo fist fught god#ive been rewriting an entire franchise in yhe meantime and its honestly been fun#i love the horrors and the horrors love me#need to doodle Kugisaki out of her unifrom snd into sumn else fashionable#she deserves it i have deprived her for too long
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its my birthdayyyyyyy :3 (which also lines up with trans awareness week! Wow!! Hence the flag colors lol
um idk what else to put here um TAG TIME
#trans awareness week#slugcat#typing this shile dead tired fucking help#snork mimimimimi#i should sleep after thbis#Um right tags#furry art#autistic artist#birthday post#happy burthdsy to me#Um#using the#rw art#tag because scug#Ok im gonna crash niw mimimimimihsbshjd#Oh right#ced art#cameronatsdirt#Art#genderqueer#trans#guys look im zesty#Ok now ill sldep#I can jsut imagine someones reasing these snd is just like staring at my weird tired word vomt#Illz fix this tomorow maybe idk maybe jts funny#Ok sleep#Yes this post is reffering to the 19th btw
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A thing I love about the post credits scene of Saw X aside from, well, Hoffman saying "epic bad luck", which might be the best scene across all saw movies, is actually John's slight reaction to all else he says. Because his own reputation isn't lost on him, you can see a little smile there. I think it's the lightest you see take this whole thing which is kinda self aware and I enjoy it. 2 am btw if this doesn't make sense you can talk with my lawyers.
#luly talks#saw#like John usually just views himself almost as a bodyless thing as a force of nature and justice snd balance or some shit#but in this interaction where hoffman points i#how fucking unlucky you actually have to be to end up here and john just kinda smiles it's just. so funny
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I am going to loose my mind trying to organise this funeral. And it's just me doing most of it alone so i cannot stop. I have to keep going
Okay.... warning i did hit 30 tags. Like u been warned if u open my tags u will be scrolling
I need a cigarette so bad and I can't drink because health. And I'm SO WIRED
#i slept after doing funeral stuff#had a dream my dad was alive and there had been mistake#woke up 7am did funeral stuff#went to sleep again and woke up with Health Symptoms#briefly sat outside#more funeral stuff#emails#phone calls#planning#checking anf rechecking anf recchecking and rechekcigng my damn to do list and emails bc i am so traumatised by#the amount of times i will forget literally any and every thing of little or great importance#music planning#email#photos and massive crying fit#break to eat#looked through 7 photo albums until my mother got mad bc she doesn't wanna do that#looked through cd after cd after cd for 3 hours of photos and some did not have photos and some had funny childhood things and i learnt a#lot about my dad from the cd from the old Brick Box Computer backup from 15 years ago and laughed so hard i triggered my asthma#and couldn't stop cry laughing hysterically for minutes#more photos#checking obsessively my email again anf adding shit to the to do list#and now....#i .... need to sleep but I'm so fucking wired#this is just like when i was at uni#i would work day in day out until i passed out. fall asleep with my laptop on my chest. dream of essays snd research papers. wake up and#start writing without even leaving bed#no fucking wonder i was so suicidal holy fuck???????#all I'm doing is funeral planning for my father but it's like being at uni again with deadlines just not enough time and the urgency
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Randall Clarks story is so fine he has not one but two dead wives and children 😍 very fallout man of him tbh.
Even when they are dead years ago they can still have deader wives that only exist to add their pain.
#fallout writers not beating dead wife backstory obsession allegations 😔#dont take me seriously i just find it very funny his story is great and interesting#just not one but two dead wives to add pain to already dead mans story is fucking funny#actually thinking now waking cloud snd that ncr woman lost their husbands too i think this is not a gendered problem#lesson we learn from this: dont get married or have kids with your partner or they or you will die#geym
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conflict of sticking with my environmental planning degree plan and a potentially more stable/well paying job vs wanting to go for an arts degree in literature analysis and writing and history and culture because i love it so so much but know it wont be considered ‘useful’. FIGHT
#like. did i pick this. yes.#but only because i like plants#and i like outdoor spaces#and when doing research it was a well paying and open field job-wise#however#while planning my courses i was looking under my ‘dicipline based writing’ requirement#and while i know i need to take something related to my major#oh my god#masterworks of world literature#fairytales then and now#enchanted worlds (course on germanic folk tales)#a course entirely on the age of reformation#a whole course on banned books#world cinema#politics of food and sex#extinction. an entire course on the extinction process. it goes into fossils and cultures and ethnic groups and languages and#endangered species and human extinction. that sounds so fucking cool and also extremely depressing#like. i wanna take all of these. i wanna learn!!!#but noooooo i have to pay thousands of dollars and deal with an extreme amount of stress with competing coursework and thinking about future#career paths. like. ok it’s late and these are late night thoughts. but i wanna be able to just take classes like these. and learn.#why do i have to be working towards a degree. why does there have to be an end goal. why can’t i just learn and write essays#why did they make learning stressful#and like. all of these are awesome. but realistically woudlnt work with my major. at all.#i could take extinction but there’s another course that fits my major way better that i /should/ take#me rambling#i think it’s funny there’s also a course called capitalism and debt. they just tell you don’t go to college because they take all your money#anyways. hoping that i get over it#or that i get a well enough paying job that i can take college courses when im old and still want to learn#edit: THEY ALSO HAVE A COURSE CALLED TALES OF HORROR#HISTORICAL SND POLITICAL CONTEXT OF HORROR STORIES
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@waterdeers plays Baka Mitai for me when they leave for the bathroom irl & vc, I feel like it's the Coco Melon equivalent for my autistic ass 😭😭😭
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i miss wilde so much i’m gonna start screaming
#I LOVE THESE CHARACTERS OS MUCH YOU DONT UNDERSTAND#rqg#it’s always there. i carry every character i’ve ever loved inside my heart with me always.#I LOVE HIM SO MUCHHHH I LOVE THIS WHOLE STORY SO MUCH I LOVE EVERY CHARACTER#I EVEN LOVE BERTIE#well i love to hate him but he’s funny he sucks so bad he fucking threw his dog#if i remember correctly he’s also a gay misogynist#he just sucks and he died in a flaming poo dimension god I LOVE RQGGGGG!!!!!!#bluebird.txt#i can’t believe i have to wait like thirteen or fourteen hours or more (avg kength if an episode) to get to his first appearance#OAUGH i miss him SND I MISS AZU AND GRIZZOP AND CELLLLLLLL
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I'm going to THROW UP
#WHAT THE FUCK#AM I BORING#????????#I CANT BE#IM SO FUN SND FUNNY#WHY WONT HE TEXT ME#WHY ISNT HE SENDING ME MEMES#I JUST NEED HIM TO CHOKE ME#THIS FUCKING BITCH#OH MY GOD#HE WAS SO MEAN TO ME TOO LIKE BROOOOO#FUCKKKKKKKK
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this stupid god damn episode gave me like FIFTY new things to rotate in my mind forever. ILL NEVER BE FREE
#rnm spoilers#kinda crazy funny that emortys backstory was shown in this ep. snd its the lesst notable thing about it#IT WAS GOD THO LOL i rlly liked seeing abit more of erick…..#*good#its fun but also like. smth u cld kinda guess. altho its nice to have a little more context#and on what hes up to now#but like. DAMN meaningful interactions w morty AND rick prime… thats cool#PLUS LIKE. EVERYTHING FUCKING ELSE THAT HAPPENED.#Hey guys whats the next ep. oh its the arcade one Cool hope nothing happens there.#oh and then a mindblowers ep. aweome. sick. we r gonna die#HEY BY THE FUCKING WAY WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO IN THE FINALE NOW.#whatever [passes out]
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Love fanart where kiryu is not smiling but clearly extremely happy
#Yakuza loveblog#need to be in dead souls so i can dress up like a zombie and have a reason to chase him around snd try to bite him#and when he blows my lungs out my back i just fall over and be like owwww and hes like ... tadashi kun ... did you pretend to be a zombie so#you can chase me around and try to bite me? and id be like mhm :((#‘ash did you just make a sona?’ yea ....#i put my name through google translate and thats what came out ... hō tadashi ...#couldnt add the last word of my name though because then it just turns back to chinese which i think is pretty funny#its kind of fucked up that the peng is a giant bird that transforms from a fish. like thats ... me im bird coded#and there are some depictions of it being a fish with gigantic wings which is badass as fuck#LIKE THATS SO METAL actually i love that ... its like ichibans drgaonfish but its a birdfish very awesome#(thinking) (smiling absently)#i think i could leap at kiryu and cling on him and he wouldnt even stumble#giving his neck a wet slobbery kiss and then fastens my teeth around it and bites so hard#i dont care if i get beaten or kicked you have to understand i just want your blood im like a giant frog
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ea bootlickers r so funny 2 me. jumping through hoops trying to say this is a cute swatch
#sry.just found out abt th new packs#bathroom clutter is cute but th lingerie kit... um#Let me mind my business#also on twitter somsbody ws like Manifested this !! and had a tweet with like#some actually good looking moodboards#and ws praising ea like. Baby you did a better job. like those moodboards look like a kit id actually pay for#but. lol ..#also th promo pics r so funny bc th captions r all like spicy 😏😏 these sims r gonna put the 'woo' in 'woohoo' 🥵#n obviously im not expectjng them to have sims sucking and fucking in th promo pictures but theyre judt.. standing in a garden? and also#in a kitchen? just like. lingerie party with th squad? Whats happening. but whatever#not that srs like im not losing money either way ppl who spend money on it r#well. let me mind my business.#but like yk.. idk i do sort of blame ppl who buy everypack#bc as much as theyre saying Ooo sims 5 will be better. all you guys have done is shown them that they cn release an unfinished product#and charge full price. and then charge you like what is it..1000 dollars? to get all th packs? cmon now.#not to mention th way theyll be like No we lovee (minority group)! and either implement a poorly made feature (pronoun customization 💀)#get a cc creator to do it (which by itself isnt .. bad i like involving th community but also . idk.) or theyll charge money for it. lol#BUT WHATEVERRR LOLS.#excited for infants to come out snd be poorly done. woohoo
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You gotta respect Phone Guy as a character because he'll literally kill you without hesitation if you play the trumpet wrong or if you scream about loving immigration but if you do something like I don't know KILL FIVE KIDS AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM he'll just be like Employee Can't We Talk This Out? 🥺. Like he's something else for real.
#luly talks#dsaf#and then you have dave who only kills you if you really piss him off while he's sleep deprived snd starving#which i insist is rather fair#but Phoney's sheer fucking violence is so funny
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