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Thought you yall should see this

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i love counterspell. "i cast fireball!" no you dont

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I made a rednote account and it immediately started showing me girls pouring alcohol into each others mouth so I’m staying, china can steal my data please keep showing me gay content

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Inconspicuous

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the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

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still sometimes think about how when my apartment got raided by cops back in 2021 i had a massive neon sign on the wall of my living room that just said "crime"

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save me mutuals I arbitrarily decided were cool. Save me

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hate coming to terms with things. i should be able to cast a fireball instead

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(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

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tickles me pink when you get a quest to kill ghosts in an rpg. like yeah this massive broadsword is gonna do just fine against these things.no rites no helping them move on just fucking cleaving them in twain

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oh you wanted T as in testosterone. i thought you meant T as in T-virus resident evil. well the good news is that you're still gonna transform at least

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