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mtvwildboyz · 6 months ago
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slyandthefamilybook · 6 months ago
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Tesler: If you help us bring in this dangerous terrorist, I promise you—
Me: Wealth? Fame? A high-ranking position in the military?
Tesler:
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symphonicdemise · 4 months ago
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Soup
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"Soup?"
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socialistexan · 2 years ago
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Watch Him Go
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petrovna-zamo · 2 years ago
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sundere1181 · 1 year ago
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You made very understanding friends online and they invited you to go camping. At sundown, you all reveal your true forms, you heard the horrifying sound of breaking bone and tearing skins as you friends transformed into 8ft tall werewolves, who are very confused about the fursuit you unpacked.
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seased · 9 months ago
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thanks man
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kevinsdsy · 5 months ago
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bonus (another account): HOW DO NEW ACCOUNTS KEEP APPEARING I KEEP THINKING I HAVE EVERYONE INCLUDED THAT’S MENTIONED AT LEAST ONCE AND HERE U GO THERE’S ANOTHER ONE LIKE 😭😭😭 and shane is mentioned quite a lot too especially during the game against the foxes so idek how i missed that
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trojans social media au (pt. 26): i’ve written a few headcanons based on the socmed au and i will do a few parts bc i have too many 😭 i asked y’all what out of pocket things jeremy could say to get stuck in media training and y’all really wanted him to say cunt LMAOO so here u go (the three tweets are specifically inspired by @captain-danwilds so thank you hehe) also the jeremy x neil tweet is fully inspired by @iiowaw so thank you so so much!!
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animentality · 1 year ago
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Oh my god, the random ass shit that 196ers are posting is so fucking funny, this reddit migration is like someone injected heroin, meth, and prescription opioids right into a sleeping grizzly bear's heart.
Hope everyone's feeling alive.
Be careful near the teeth, though, my reddit drug dealers.
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@tacticalanklebiter3000 I love him but he’s so dumb
Silly ghost ♡
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krazieka2 · 1 year ago
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some tee-hee funny Engage stuff from twitter
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tonycries · 2 months ago
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i mean this is the most lovely way, but i always think you are a man until i read something you write and it becomes abundantly clear that you are not.
IS THIS-
IS THIS YOUR WAY OF SAYING I AM NO BETTER THAN A MAN ☹️
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turbocao · 2 years ago
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This sim used to be a CAT. One day her owner decided to turn her into a human with a spell. She now works in the circus and this is the car that comes pick her up every morning. I fucking love this game.
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the-undeadbeat · 2 years ago
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one-time-i-dreamt out here confusing us all once again.
My hopes were way up there this time ngl.
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hikennosabo · 1 year ago
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meyerlansky · 6 months ago
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i need a bike?
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