#this isn't even a bruh moment what the fuck is wrong with you

[stvrnfilmss]

Momma house

chris!hockey player x reader!volleyball player

Summary: You and chris had always just been friends until one day you find yourself on his couch being more than just friends.

Warnings: NSFW!!!! MINORS DNI !

You and chris have been friends for a long time now and you started gaining feelings for him about a month ago. You've always tried to hide it but you can't help yourself but stare at him once in a while.

You get in your car after practice to go pick chris up since you guys are going out to get froyo. "Hey, nice fit" he says jokingly while he gets in the car. " I didnt have time to change, shut up" you snap back at him.

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When you guys get there and pay for your food you go to sit down on a little bench outside of the shop. You admire chris as he eats his froyo, wishing it was you instead. "What the fuck are you looking at?" chris says snapping you out of your trance. "Sorry I wasn't looking at anything" you say in embarrassment.

When you guys finish eating you get back in your car and drive chris home. "Hey why don't you stay home with me my parents aren't home and nick and matt are out for most of the day. I don't wanna be alone. Plsss" he begs. "Sure I don't have much to do today anyways" you say.

As you guys enter the house you suddenly have a massive headache. "Hey chris do you have any advil?" you say waiting for a response. "Why? What's wrong?" he says worried. "Its nothing I just have a huge headache, don't know why" you say. "You know what I heard cures headaches?" he says hoping you know the answer. "Let me guess, head?" you say sounding annoyed. "Chris this isn't time for no jokes I actually need advil"

"I'm not joking" You look at him confused not taking in fully what he just said.You thought this was finally your time to shoot your shot at him. You just completely forgot about the advil and said "Well I don't believe you so prove it to me" He didn't fully register what you had just said until he saw the look of lust in your eyes. He could tell you've been waiting for this moment.

"Go lay down on the couch then and I'll show you some proof." And of course you take his orders and lay down on the couch. He comes towards you and says "Can you take this off for me beautiful." You do as he says and whimper at the feeling of the cold air hitting your soaking wet cunt.

"Can I?" You nod your head. "Use your words darling" Even though you could barely form a sentence you still tried your best to answer him. "Y-yes" He took that as he a sign that you were ready and without warning he imediatly runs his tounge between your folds, circling your clit slowly. "Chriss" A loud desperate moan echoes through out the room. You feel his fingers tickle up the back of your thighs until they can't go any farther. His veiny hands sink into your ass, squeezing them as he sucks your clit into his mouth in a way that makes you feel like your in heaven.

"Such a good slut" you can feel his words vibrate throughout your body and it makes you jolt foward. He laughs knowing he's making you feel amazing. Your already a wreck and it hasn't been 5 minutes yet. You try to get a glance at his handsome face then realize you can't because it's buried pretty deep between your legs.

Sinking your hands into his hair for something to hold on to, a satisfied groan rumbles in his throat and you feel a familiar knot start to form in your stomach. His pace increases as he adds a finger making you moan like crazy.

The feeling in your stomach is building, your hands tug harder at his hair trying to give him a sign that your close. "Chris" you whimper. "Chris i'm going to come"

"Be a good girl and come all over my face" Before you could even react your juices flow out of you and you can't help but scream. He removed his finger and mouth and looks up at you with a smirk on his face as he sucks his fingers into his mouth, not once breaking eye contact.

"You did so good" You didn't know what to say. You were in a state of shock. "I'm going to go to the bathroom, grab a towel to get you cleaned up" What had just happened? Your mind was filling with thoughts and you got so embarrassed and anxious. You hurried up got dressed and grabbed your things before chris could come back and catch you. You get in your car and just keep driving home without a clue of what you just did.

That's it!!! This is my first fic so I hope you guys liked it. I know it's short and a lot of it may be bad but that may be because english isn't my first language and i'm still learning. But I hope you guys liked this and let me know what i should fix!!

[lemonmaid]

How Obey Me Charaters would react to you mispronouncing their names.

Reader is Gender Neutral of course.

Lucifer:

"I can see that you have been paying attention in class, look no more. You and Mammon are going to be spending the entire night separated and focus on your school work untill you can speak Hebrew"

He doesn't even give you the correct pronunciation, he wants you to learn by yourself. Like when your parents are helping you with math homework.

Mammon:

"Tf did you just call me? Nah nah nah, listen it is pronounced ma•muhn or ma•mon, you can just be screwing around like that. You could summon a demon like that".

You two spent the whole night trying to learn how to pronounce his name correctly, which ended up with him just teaching you demonic language because "your language is difficult".

Leviathan

"Um, I didn't know that we are on a first-name basis... this is awkward. Please just call me Levi, no point in trying if you're going to say it wrong. It's also pronounced, luh•vai•uh•thn. Get it right normie"

He was really jealous, this wasn't the MC moment he wanted with you, especially when you are first watching anime together, "oh you can pronounce (random anime character name) but not mine?"

Asmodeus

*smiles*

"Oh okay, (butchers Y/N)! Yeah it isn't that nice to be called the wrong name, especially if your going to be in MY ROOM ON MY BED. Anyways, it's pronounced, As•Mo•Dee•Us".

He would never let this go, "sorry what was that I thought my name was "Assmadayus"". He is a fucking bitch.

Satan

"I see you are failing your studies in Hebrew and Latin, seriously, did your species just decided to stop speaking universal languages? Not everyone speaks English you know. Sound it out with me, Say•tin"

You two didn't talk for a week, he wanted an apology, like, he wasn't letting that shit go.

Beelzebub

"Huh what?"

He genuinely didn't noticed, it wasn't untill Bephine pointed it out.

"Oh, it is actually pronounced Bee•El•Zuh•Buhb. It's okay I understand your some of your species got rid of some of the ways you pronounced things"

Belphegor

"Please don't even try, I don't even go by that. It's kinda the equivalent of your parents calling you by your middle name. If you really want to know it is, Bel•Fuh•Gor".

Bruh didn't even care, y'all went back to sleep.

Hey guys I really enjoyed writing these for y'all, especially with all the new free time I have! (Lost my job!)

Anyways since I am not busy you can ask or request anything!

Fandom I will write for,

Obey me

Twisted Wonderland

BHNA

Chainsaw man

JOJO Bizarre Adventure

Omegaverse

Genshin Impact.

[candeathbereal]

Astro observations

Placements included are Aries Mercury, Aries Sun, Aries Mars, Taurus Mars, Taurus Moon, and Gemini Mercury.

Aries Mercury

Alright you greedy fucks! Let's get into this. Like many Aries placements there are the general themes of independence, impulsivity, and chaos. I know I come off rude sometimes but that is only because I have said words in the wrong tone. Other times I’m actually trying to be rude. Here is my fun advice for people as a whole: Take a risk and be okay with someone not liking you. If one person doesn’t like you remember there is a dog that will love you more than that person ever could. Now if there are multiple people that actively dislike you, I got nothing. And even then if you're a earth mercury...are you really listening to a fire mercury? I usually get along well with earth placements but earth mercuries are a whole different thing bruh. Taurus mercuries are okay...unless you disagree with them and act like I do in an argument (with passion) because then you better hope their mars isn't in another fixed sign. Idk take what you can from that. I would say something about Virgo and Capricorn mercuries but I haven't really met too many. Plus most Virgo mercuries I have met also have a Leo sun and Taurus moon so it would be wrong of me to really say much about Virgo mercuries since Taurus and Leo placements (together) will dominant your shit most times. Anyways let's move onto the actually rest of the post.

Aries Sun

The pain of being a bad bitch. Lol idk that pain tho. Most post I have seen has labeled us as wild and childish. In actuality tho that is more likely Aries mars than Aries sun. I do wonder if the degree your sun is in affects the expression. It’s actually a moment cause Aries is exalted in the sun placement. I have an Aries sun at the 17th degree which is a Leo degree. Plus I have a Leo rising so I do wonder if that affected me in any way.

Aries Mars

Damn. I don’t have much to say besides please make sure to check on people after you get mad at them. Like it’s okay to feel anger and express it but idk sometimes people get hurt deeply by that expression. I don’t have too much experience with Aries mars people and Scorpio mars people. I can only go off by the two people I have met with either mars sign. Which are my grandma and my mom respectively. I will get into that another post so yeah sorry for the lack of stuff rn.

Taurus Moon

Indulgence. Depending on the sun sign there could be a lot of emotional repression from my experience. I love you guys…unless there is a Leo sun with the Taurus moon. Idk why but I’ve had so many issues with that combo. It isn’t because of the fixed sun fixed moon. My sister is a double Taurus, and my boyfriend is a Scorpio sun Taurus moon. And I love them both very much. I get along great even with other fixed sign sun and moon combos. Leo sun and Taurus moon however…nah.

Honestly I haven't figured out why I'm so erked by Leo sun and Taurus moon. I mean I'm a Leo rising and my MC is in Taurus so I feel like I could be missing something. Anyways Taurus moons are great. I have a lot of respect for you guys and your ability to just defend yourselves when someone says something about you that you know isn't the right thing about you. Even if everyone else in the room agrees with that person your ass is still going "I am not like that and that is that". Even with a prominent libra placements this seems to be a common thing among the Taurus moons I have met. I know someone with a Libra sun, Venus, and Mars and they will stand their ground when it comes to things being placed onto them and their character when they know it isn't right. At first I thought "maybe their Scorpio mercury has something to help with this" but then I remember my dad.

He has a Pisces sun and mercury with a Taurus moon and mars and an Aries Venus I think. If you are just arguing with him on something he is willing to listen to your point and I enjoyed that the most while I was growing up. As an fire dominant person arguing is my way to be vulnerable with people. If I don't trust that you will listen to me or if I don't want to be close to you emotionally, I will just not talk to you. And when I disagree with something you said, I will not just continue on with my day because I don't want to listen to stuff that bores me aka you. Now back to what I was saying about my dad. He and I enjoyed arguing about anything and everything but if I felt overwhelmed by shit he would literally comfort me. So he is okay with stopping a disagreement. Now I bring that up because I have seen him argue with other people and when they try to place a character trait onto him or someone he cared about, he will stand his ground if you are wrong in his eyes. I don't know if that made any sense but honestly that is the only way I can think of describing the thing that I have noticed about Taurus moons.

Taurus Mars

Sometimes I wonder what you guys feel because I can’t really guess what you guys are feeling fully. Especially if you have a mutable moon. Now the two Taurus mars I can think of is my dad and my brother. They both have two Taurus placements each (my dad as said previously has a Taurus moon as well as a Taurus mars, and my brother has a Taurus sun with his Taurus mars). Personally I rarely saw my dad angry but I have seen my brother angry when we were younger. My brother would get red in the face from yelling especially when arguing with our sister. Two Taurus suns with fixed mars refusing to back down...surprising. Now he has calmed down a fuck ton since then. Luckily he doesn't have to be as angry as he used to be.

Gemini Mercury

My besties no matter what you say I will accept the foolishness. Oh and if you have a Gemini Venus as well bruh. I will be chaotic. It is a simple fact that Gemini placements tend to make me go feral, just pure chaos. I think sag mercuries have the same effect on me but I never know how to deal with them properly. Gemini Mercury tho…bitch I’m swinging off that one loose tile on the ceiling…that makes no sense but it doesn’t matter right now. Sometimes I worry about you guys’ mental state but idk maybe you have daddy issues I won’t judge.

[themonotonysyndrome]

*Dreamer/Bestie when they finally found out what Blake had done*

Dreamer/Bestie: This isn't even a "bruh" moment any more. What the fuck is wrong with you!?

[halfetirosie]

☠😱🔪 It's all Fun and Games until somebody commits manslaughter!!! 🔪😱☠

(Exercise 17 - 20 React-os!)

1) Wait, he actually heard the story from somewhere???

I assumed he just made it up himself!

2) HOLY SHIT BRO, THIS IS ACTUALLY LEGITIMATELY SCARY!!! 😨😨😨

Not gonna lie; I know it's fake, but this still freaks me out.

It hits me in a psychological sort of way, because we've seen Blade get hurt before; so seeing him badly hurt both feels too-close-for-comfort, and builds on the familiar fear of loved ones getting hurt.

PLUS, seeing Blade acting weird reminds me of when his programming was externally tampered with in ArmyxBloodxOath, so I'm getting a wee bit of war flashbacks...

3) ....I say all that, but then my boi goes and ruins my immersion!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

There's nothing like saying "Lord Jackass" to completely ruin the spooky atmosphere!

4) YOOOOO WTF?!?!?! (⊙ᗣ⊙) 

DAMN, THEY'RE EVEN ADDING SOME BODY HORROR TO THIS SHIT??? TALK ABOUT DEDICATION!!!

Blade deserves a lil' treat after this for giving the performance of a lifetime!!!

(Come to think of it, Blade is actually a really good actor, isn't he? 🤔 I mean, when he's actually giving it his all. Like during Idol Fest when he acted as a "prince" character, he did a good-ass job; and he's doing a good-ass job now, too!!!------Damn, now I really want to see an event where Blade performs in a play or something!!!!!)

5) Ah yes, a masked psycho---the perfect role for Rei!!! :D

Dude, you just know Rei's having a little too much fun pretending to be a serial killer!

"The guy with the bird"??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Not my mans never remembering people's names.... 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ (Shoutout to that moment in Festive Glimmer when he also didn't remember Quincy's name!)

Nah but, shouldn't Dante know Rei's now by now? Rei's hovered around him and teased him on more than one occasion...

6) Hell yeah, Eerie Escapade reference!!!!

I LOVE when the characters reference past events!!!

It just makes the stories feel more substantial, ya know? Like they carry more weight. (I wonder how Vlad is doing? I want an update on him!)

Ohhhhh, I see! So it's not so much the ghost that scares him---after all, he dealt with Vlad just fine---but the scary story that got to him. That makes more sense.

7) HOLY SHIT, KARU ALMOST KILLED MY WIFE!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱

IMAGINE IF HIS CLAWS WENT IN JUST A LITTLE FURTHER!!!

HE COULD'VE SLASHED EDMOND'S FUCKING THROAT!!!!!

JHBHQBR#$*#$FO!IJVNKJNW@##@!!!

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Fuck, dude.....

....On a lighter note, it's very entertaining to think about Edmond running around with a sheet on his head, taking his silly task as seriously as ever! :D

8) Damnnnnn, Olivine! Back at it again with the smart-ass ideas!!!

Olivine is seriously CRUSHING it this event!

9) Wait, did Eiden actually understand what Topper was saying here, or was he just assuming?

Because, like, it is canon that Eiden ocassionally understands what Topper says, and he might slowly be learning his language, you know?

I just bring this up because I really, really hope Eiden did understand Topper, because I desperately want Eiden to eventually be able to have full conversations with the lil' homie!!!

10) The heroic return of

🐍 YAKUMO-JUMPSCARE!!! 🐍

BRUH, this is the second time one of the clan members almost fucking DIED because of their prank!!!

That is pretty true-to-life, tho. Like, it's not uncommon for irl-pranks to go very wrong because the fight-or-flight response of the prank-ee happened to be "fight." Like when they jump out to scare someone and end up getting reflex-punched.

11) Classic Introvert Dad Quincy, with absolutely no fucking clue how to handle a Distressed Yakumo---

---Although, in fairness, I feel like many of the clan members wouldn't know how exactly to handle Distressed Yakumo, either.

Hell, I probably wouldn't know what to do!!! Like, look at this sobbing string-bean of a boy!!! He's inconsolable even in the best of times!!!

(ᵕ—ᴗ—)

12) An accurate description, tbh;

Foxy Grandpa over here has been slacking off since the Grill Competition, and now he makes Yakumo do all the heat-lifting!!!

Rude. 😡

13) "The emotional range of a log"

PFFFT!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I CAN'T---!!!!

DUDE. Rei's insults are always immaculate, I swearrrr!!!!

He would be SO GOOD at making diss-tracks!!!

14) 🚨🚨🚨 SOFT KARU!!!! 🚨🚨🚨

Karu's so on-guard and fierce all the time, so seeing him act so affectionate (in the beloved Tsundere Bullshit™ flavor, or course) is such a treat!!!

Just look at that face!!! I wanna squish his cheeks!!!!! ♡♡♡♡♡

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[thuganomxcs]

SHIPPING INFO // ANSWER THE FOLLOWING FOR YOUR MUSES SO PEOPLE KNOW HOW SHIPPING WORKS ON YOUR BLOG.

WHAT IS YOUR OTP FOR YOUR CHARACTER(S)?

If we're speaking in the canon sense like in his universe I really do like the idea of yusuke x botan because I like the aspects of him with death...not to mention he's a devil now too soo. I still love Yusuke x Keiko tho just so the peeps know there's no hatred for our girl.

HOW LARGE DOES THE AGE GAP HAVE TO BE TO MAKE IT UNCOMFORTABLE?

Anything like a muse being a fucking minor and the other almost hitting their 40's. There's ONE particular verse that does this shit but this ain't about them. As long as you don't ship your literal grown man/woman with a literal definition of a child then I wouldn't have to be disturbed.

HOW FAR DO STEAMY MOMENTS HAVE TO GO BEFORE THEY ARE CONSIDERED NSFT?

The minute a hand touches a boob or the clothes begin to fly off I'm guessing it's considered NSFW.

ARE YOU SELECTIVE WHEN SHIPPING?

LOL I'd say I am..but people have known to just show up, write with me and in a day of our muses vibing we're already shipping them. I MEAN if I have to be selective I'd say..as long as she's a woman XD

WHO ARE OTHER CHARACTERS YOU SHIP YOUR CHARACTER WITH?

Where do I even begin?? First of all I gotta go with the one that started this and that's @belovedblossoms Hiyori. She was the first person I've ever shipped Yusuke with and that relationship has started from not so disney friendly beginnings but entertaining as shit. Then there's @lady-llewellyn El who just ruins the guy, I swear in this ship Yusuke is the innocent one in the relationship no cap. We got @itmeanspeace Shiloh, this one started off just plain physical until she became attached, lol look at me talk as if Yusuke didn't catch feelings too..probably first since he's still kinda technically a human. Give it up for @swordsxandxsakuras Nezuko, the first one to actually go the full nine yards with him to dating all the way down to married with kids. Then there's my homie @fatexbound Chie I wouldn't CALL it a relationship yet but they're definitely in that phase in getting to know one another. You know I gotta put my home girl @adversitybloomed Mulan, who's probably seen everything there is to who Yusuke is as a character, she's been with him as a pervert all the way to him being nice and doing stuff for people. She's also helped him with his family life might have bribed him to go to college but in the end Yusuke proposed to her and it's actually the first REAL proposal I've written as him. I also can't use the term ship without mentioning @bravesung old OC Alyssa, she was definitely a special one who refused to buy into what people said about him, and after discovering he was supernatural (to a degree) just like her it got them to bonding. She's probably believed in him more than he did in himself when it came down to school because she NEVER let him quit HELL she brought his ass TO school whilst he was still sleeping in bed, picture that in your minds if you will. I got good ships and there's even this unhealthy one right here with my girl @acoldsovereign Maiz, tons of ships starts with curiosity, cute moments and even love at first sight and this one is just violence, one devil often tries to get the other devil to dig into those natural urges and forsake his human heart (that literally isn't even working anymore) and just behave like a demon, there's also acts of public terrorism but he'd punch her right..and she'd kick him wrong, it's a tug and pull with 'em. Bruh this segment is getting long since belovedblossom also has other muses that are shipped with Yusuke too and i have a feelin we'd be here ALL day and I've still got a few to talk about. Just know I love all y'alls muses.

DOES ONE HAVE TO ASK TO SHIP WITH YOU?

Nah, I mean if we write and there's a connection then I'd say let 'em go for it. EVEN IF you came to me writing Keiko and you're worried about shipping with me cause you'd think it's forced and i'm obligated to because of the canon then don't. It'd still be cool in my book.

ARE YOU SHIP-OBSESSED OR SHIP MORE-OR-LESS?

I'm not ship obsessed but I would say it's a fun thing to have cause when you're talkin' to your homies and the muses come u you can talk about the ship, or how a song reminds you of them. Shipping whether it's romantically, platonically or familial, they bring us together as writers and we because better pals cause of it. Cause there's always something to talk about when we wanna forget about that bill we can't pay.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SHIP IN YOUR CURRENT FANDOM?

Let me tell you something about my fandom on tumblr: It hardly exists XDD there's really only a handful of us.

FINALLY, HOW DOES ONE SHIP WITH YOU?

Simple, we write. If there's chemistry between the muses well then your muse has got themselves a partner. He's by no means an easy person to love but once you've got him you've got someone that'll be there for your muse indefinitely. And if ya wanna discuss the possibility then my DMs are always open..even if i'm terribly slow with 'em.

tagged: @vartouhix

tagging: Y'all gonna have to steal this one homies. Tag me when ya do cause imma read it.

[loyaltykask]

Chapter 33

@journeythroughjourneytothewest

WHO HAS PICKLED PORK?????

Wukong: He's fiiiiiiine Bajie being pickled: HELP

Sanzang has such good boy energy juice he be ruining their location with his fucking clouds, thanks for nothing

Demon: There is he! Sanzang: I can feel someone pointing at me Wukong: Stop being a fucking baby, there is nothing

WUKONG LISTEN TO SANZANG! YALL HAD A WHOLE ARC ABOUT TRUSTING EACH OTHER

I swear people say Sanzang doesn't listen to Wukong but WUKONG DOESNT LISTEN TO SANZANG

Twice now Sanzang has said something feels wrong in this mountain, and yeah he is a coward, but also Wukong like 'you're just being a baby' and NO THERE ARE DEMONS RIGHT THERE WUKONG

Wukong: how can I comfort him? Ah yes, I know. I'll flex so hard that of course, he will feel safer

I cant believe Wukong flexed so hard they even thought about just GIVING back Bajie like no fight

Hmmm exploiting virtue is my favorite thing

It is crazy that during this time Daoist and Buddhist monks were very much having issues with one another, even to the point of sabotaging each other monasteries. It kinda sweet that even though being tricked AGAIN Sanzang does wanna help whoever he comes across

Okay I know you're faking it to get to Wukong but fucking rude

Wujing has FEELINGS DAMNIT

DAMN WUJING XD LIKE YOU RIGHT BUT NO NEED TO SAY IT LIKE THAT! Wujing is funny 2024

He was just pissy that the guy called him names

Wujing: If you think I'm bad you want the literally ex-warlord Wukong: yeeees let me carry him~ I promise I'll be good! (already plotting how to kill this demon)

Even now Wukong makes jokes like: If you wanted to eat him, you could have at least bribed me with a large half

Wukong: Even if you were a human I would have killed you, you're annoying to carry Silver horn: This guy kinda fucked up

This is actually Wukong's greatest feat check as these mountains are considered to be the heaviest and most prominent locations in China at the time, and even now, he is literally carrying the weight of the universe on his shoulders at this moment

So on a one-on-one Bajie could fight Silver Horn but Wujing couldn't interesting enough I can't power scale because I aint about that life but it is to note that the comparison of saying Bajie is the second strongest in the group isn't an exaggeration

I wish I can find that one tictok of LMK Wukong under the mountain again with that Eggman voice over

That was funny af

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

He actually REALLY UPSET UNDER THAT MOUNTAIN

He getting PTSD

Even says to having pity on his brothers who got caught up in it

He such a good bro

HE ACTUALLY CRYING AGAIN

NOT FAKE CRYING LIKE BEFORE

These mountain gods are like: Oooooooo we fucked up....

HE SAID HE WONT BUT HE STILL SAYING HE WANTS REVENGE BRUH

Wukong: Listen I may have caused havoc in Heaven but NEVER have I ordered another local spirit, THAT IS UNFORGIVABLE Spirit: Weren't you a warlord? Wukong: With STANDARDS Fuck! Demons these days! No respect I tell you!

STRANGEST PRIORITIES

Wukogn: Tripping people is my culture, don't judge me

AGAIN THE STRANGEST PRIORITIES

REFUSES TO STEAL FROM DEMONS LIKE BRUH YOU

You know what as least he knows stealing is wrong lets be happy with that

You say, he says 'let him know' but also 'if you say anything but no I will start beating you to death' This fucking guy I love him so much

THIS GUY REALLY HAMMERING HOME THAT "hehehe you guys going to lose"

WUKONG YOU SNICKERING

[sanityshorror]

Gonna break down the rumors surrounding TDMFH (the Dressmaker from Hell/ Julius the Dressmaker creepypasta)

- it's literally a tongue in cheek written creepypasta

- no it was not based off ASF lol

- campy slasher at most

- I honestly wish I had made it a lot more messed up cuz it's TAME

Read it here or.. THE TL;DR rundown:

>be Casey

>get engaged

>get invited to an exclusive appointment at some high end Victorian fashion boutique

>"okay ig I'll go, what's the worst that could happen?"

>Julius.

>... He high key seems p nice though

>gossip with Julius about the depp vs herd trial while he fits you for your wedding gown

>newbestieunlocked.jpeg

>come back to get your wedding dress in a month

>"you remind me so much of my sister"

>"your sister?"

>"yes, but she's dead now. She was a real bitch just like you >:)"

>get knocked unconscious with Julius's pistol

>funky town plays

>wake up getting skinned alive

>"at least I'll pass out from the pain"

>"OH CASEY... WAKEY WAKEY"

>Julius injects you with meth

>this isn't even a bruh moment what the actual fuck is wrong with you

>get into a shouting match with demon while he skins you alive and cuts your feet off

>"brb I got to do something BUT DON'T WORRY, THERE IS WIFI IN HELL!!"

>?!?!!

>I met the Dressmaker from Hell, I hope you never do.

[bloomingdead]

“I was kidding about being a ship hater but I also want to blast Ereloy fans with my eye beams and insult their favorite character character by calling him ugly.” Whatever, dude. If you want to remain toxic and bitter, that’s on you.

bruh took everything i said out of context and harped on my ugly erend joke (he is). i do wanna blast u diehards w my eye beams!!! gtfo of here! erend is still one of my favorite characters, and he's obviously the closest friend aloy has at this point (maybe other than her sister but imo they're still working on bringing closeness to their relationship).

people really seem to think that because i find shipping him with aloy inappropriate, and you guys greasy for doing it, that i must hate him. i don't. he's charming, with a way about him that's hard to ignore (himbo energy). he tries his best to be there for the people he cares about and loves super hard. he's great at public speaking and rallying people to his cause, whatever that may be in the moment. he's incredibly loyal to his job even if that means bending avad's requests to fit what he deems most important in the moment. plus avad respects him so much that he doesn't care!! and his underlings on the vanguard will NOT let go of the crush he had in hzd, to his humiliation as we see the confrontation with aloy followed by his drunkenness at barren light. he has good taste in music, the soul of a metalhead, and a heart of gold. he lost his sister as aloy came into his life, and there's every context clue to show that this crush fizzled out as he came to respect aloy more as an equal. he said something along the lines of "i thought i was a bigshot talking to a pretty girl from a tiny tribe... now i see i was lucky just to get a minute of your time" and the ereloys takes this as some proclamation of love when to me and many others it comes off as a transition within their relationship towards mutual respect and appreciation.

let's be real about who's truly bitter. you old bitches who keep trying to ship aloy with a man at least 10 years her senior, or those of us who just want to enjoy the game for what it is without diehard shippers telling us what was literally written into the story by its creators is wrong. just because he's age appropriate for you doesn't mean it's okay that you project so much onto aloy that you can't remember she's at most 20yo. or the contrary, you're so fuckin young that you can't see how inappropriate it is because they all seem like old ass adults to you. it just gives "you're really mature for your age" vibes. ew. not to mention, as one of my lovely anons did, that this spike in hetero ship content for aloy happened AFTER seyka was introduced. >inb4 "a BiSeXuAl WoMaN iN a ReLaTiOnShIp WiTh A sTr8 mAn Is sTiLl QuEeR" bffr, as a (now out&proud lesbian, i must add) woman who's dated hetero men in the past, does that man know he's in a queer relationship or consider it to be one because his girl is? in the case of erend and the nuances in his character which are intended to relate to a type of man we all know, (that you guys bulldoze with your hc's,) fuck the fuck no. most cishet men don't.

this is the kind of discourse we get when fanon becomes more important to people than what's literally written into the story. i love erend! yeah i am a little irritated that people started popping their horussies out for their favorite (hetero) ship after we got a canon (GAY) romance in the game. if you guys had any critical thinking skills/media literacy, you'd have gotten the point by now that even if aloy isn't a lesbian, she's never going to end up with your favorite male character. you'd also understand why the gayshippers are irritated with you guys doing this in the wake of homophobic review bombing. because now we know aloy is capable of romantic feelings and no one but seyka has brought that side out of her so far. you can call it bad writing all you want, it's my opinion vs yours. doesn't change the direction the series is going in terms of aloy's romantic future.

[arcplaysgames]

This is a small complaint but I wish the game provided some subtitles for the text on the screen. I feel like I'm going to miss context on some things that would have been obvious if I could tell what things were saying.

Anyway, I think we have secured our mandatory Buddy Guy party member. In a bit he says his name is Ryuji, so I'm gonna just call him that. While walking down a creepy alleyway to get to school, they find a big imposing castle instead.

And rather than, idk, turning around and assuming they took the wrong way, these idiots go inside to ask around.

Not to be harsh but y'all deserve what's about to happen.

Captured and thrown into another goddamn motherfucking jail cell, why is Reverie's life just moving from literal jail cell to metaphorical jail cell and back again. Gee, Atlus, are you trying to tell me something? Trying to build a motif here?

So the interesting thing to me is that Ryuji literally referred to Kamoshida as the king of a castle. Might be a coincidence, might be foreshadowing. I'm gonna keep an eye out for any convenient moments like that with later dungeons.

So far, this game feels like a pond full of red herrings.

Shadow Kamoshida is ready to straight up murder Ryuji, so it's time to get our Persona on.

ALRIGHT THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT. We went from the edgelord-but-thematically-resonant evokers to the completely pedestrian "oh imma crush a card"

to TEARING A BLOODY MASK INTO THE FACE

Give me some FUCKING drama, thank you! Also, Reverie is goaded into doing this by his persona, taunting him about sitting by helplessly, and did he regret helping that woman? Is he a punk-ass wimp? Is he gonna sit aside like a punk-ass wimp?

NAH. TEAR YOUR FACE OFF. Excellent.

okay our first persona looks a bit like a vaudevillian, but this is an improvement from The God Of Salarymen so

After a tutorial fight, we lock up ARGH PUT THAT AWAY!!!

bruh why the fuck you barefoot and pantless in the dungeon of your castle, isn't that cold? put on something, jesus.

oh shit we already got the mascot character. well, you're not as cute as Teddie, but Teddie wound up being literally one of my favorite characters in P4G so I have high hopes already.

all persona protagonists are cat people, fucking excellent.

oh okay not a cat. what appellation would you prefer?

THE NOT-CAT HAS A PERSONA

THE NOT-CAT HAS THE PERSONA ZORRO

SURE OKAY

After another tutorial fight, Morgana The Not-A-Cat-Thanks tells me to use some items to increase my HP and what is this. what is this menu. oh my god.

I wanna call it "maximalist" but that term doesn't even seem adequate enough, what the fuck is beyond maximalism? Fuck me. It's not just the stark colors, it's not just the overuse of fonts, it's not just the way everything kinda bounces and jiggles, it's not just the hard contrasts and color inversions.

covers eyes with a hand

okay moving on, Morgana helps Reverie and Ryoji-- GODDAMMIT that is the fourth time I have made that typo. Ryuji, Morgana helps them escape the castle but claims to have unfinished business and remains themself.

Already, I am eyeing Ryuji and taking stock. He seems like a nice dude but not very quick on the update. Most of his lines so far are going "what is this, what is happening, someone esplain pls" where Junpei and Yosuke would be trying to hazard a few guesses about wtf is happening. Try to keep up, Ryuji, there's a lot of game to come and we need someone to puzzle through mechanics.

thanks, Siri.

We're out of the weird castle, but the worst thing ever has happened: we're late for our first day of school.

I mean, Sae, I would assume it was because the violations. "Here is some of the horrible things he did, anyway, why'd you attack him" like come on, you're a detective or prosecutor or something right.

anyway after the mandatory transfer student intro, YO WHAT IS UP WITH THIS KID? WHY IS A KID WHO IS CLEARLY INJURED JUST SITTING HERE? WHY ARE THEY "WELL-BEHAVED"

what the fuck is with this school, do they employ corporal punishment and this kid accidentally dropped his pencil during quiet time, what the fuck

okay it's late, goodnight. i'm going to sleep and dream of a place where people aren't jerks. it's called Iwatodai.

[buttercuparry]

Bruh you gave a reply and blocked me before I could even read 😭🤣🤣 how wonky is this accomplishment then??

And here you go don't come at me with this nonsense after adding the nonsensical reblog. You not being here when the show was airing doesn't take away from the fact that this bullshit is so old to us old jonrya shippers that this frankly is a bit boring. We were "allowed" to exist as long as we kept "our filth" to our own tags and not abuse Jon's tag. We couldn't abandon restraint because the moment we did we would have someone making a tongue in cheek post about nasty people shipping incestuous ship. Lol. You probably didn't understand when I said "been there, done that." This whole thing has happened before though in a different flavour. I was informing you darling not boohooing my frustrations at your doorstep. And lol look at me dismantling your little reblog point wise. Look at me asking you how exactly is it wrong for me to quote the book in reference to longclaw whatever's post to establish how factually stupid it was to say that Jon died for the watch. How is us talking about this particular thing taking away from Jon's arc, since I believe the point of that post was to establish how Jonryas are wearing shipping goggles and making everything Jon has done for the NW about Arya?

Right Jonryas say that because Jon is a misogynist Jon can love only Arya huh...hmm. So we throw tantrums over Jon/Ygritte? We dismiss Val? And I guess we dismiss Dany too then huh. Point to be noted I once remember you saying how you said that you only trust Jonerys shippers now. You know apart from million parallels and of course foreshadowings of a possible Jonerys union, one of the fondest thing their shippers say is that, Dany fits in with Jon's taste when it comes to romantic partners because Dany and Arya are so similar- it's of course said very platonically referring to Jon's childhood days spent with Arya. But here comes the point of Jon being misogynistic. Val was lonely, lovely and lethal to Jon. And he made it a point to add that Val wasn't some maiden sitting in her tower brushing her hair. This is what we mean by Jon's bias ( natural given what he had to put up with at Winterfell). His remark about Cersei's pride just because she chose to display her house colours is what we mean when we say that even Jon has certain ideas when it comes to decorum. It's similar to Arya when she in her desperation tried to order Harwin around, even when the narrative was showing her the cost of war in the feudal society. There are certain things that these kids have inadvertently done because they are a product of their time. What is so wrong about saying so? Does that negate every other good thing that Jon or Arya has done? The fact that you would say the bogus thing about us....US!!! saying that Jon will look only to Arya and not at any other women. Wtf!

I know you are pissed about one thing. I know it. Even though I wasn't there I know what you are truly pissed about and I am sorry that someone said that about one of your faves ( I am not talking about Jon). Yes you are right when you say that we appropriated the blue rose. Perhaps we did. But my god you are now making straw men and accusing us of things while we in our little corner are just...idk existing only occasionally talking of Jonrya. You can go fuck yourself.

P.S. adding this: Jon having a type isn't misogynistic. But the way he talks of a willowy creature in a tower is a bit. It's acknowledged that this bias is based on his loathing of highborn femininity, because of how the society and how in his own childhood, he was treated by Catelyn and Sansa

[goldenpinof]

which do you think has been more disastrous; WAD or the II TBC situation?

marketing-wise: wad.

and maybe i know the reason why. ii didn't need much promotion because it was selling very good without extra posts, videos and banners. Dan and Phil as a brand sells. it doesn't need a huge precise marketing strategy. it still needs a bit of thinking and planning but they had it (even tbc dates were promoted better mostly because people were always talking about. dnp still didn't have a backup plan on how to address it, which was a huge minus). and now Dan and the people who decided to work with him had to come up with a new actual plan because almost 0 promo didn't work. maybe they just looked at tatinof and ii numbers and were like, "yeah looks like it will work out how it is". which would be dumb as fuck, because they don't know us. they don't know how we reaction to Dan/Phil vs Dan and Phil. also the whole concept of this show is very different audience participation wise, so it naturally needs more promo. ii was promoting itself with submissions that people were screenshotting to spread all over their socials. that's basically a free promo!

communication-wise: ii tbc dates.

the lack of certainty. dnp ignoring questions. dnp not updating us on how the process was going at all. for months! "it's still tbc" isn't an update, we could see that on the website 24/7, come on (it was more up-to-date than Dan's one if i remember correctly). but it looks like Dan learned to not put any tbc anywhere 👏 this time he was just saying that new places could be added and they were (Warsaw. no one was expecting that. surprise is better than disappointment).

because of marketing fail after fail the whole wad tour feels like a mess. even tho it has a lot of good, pure moments that people, including me, love so much. Dan looks happy on stage. isn't it the most important thing? it's hard to think about what happens when he goes off that stage. it's like i'm dividing wad experience in 2: "m&gs and the show" and "tour marketing and logistics". ii didn't feel like that?.. maybe because tbc drama was peaking after all other shows so we could just focused on Mexico and Brazil. don't get me wrong, i remember people asking about tbc dates during every liveshow since the very beginning (and rightfully so). but maybe because it was one big consistent problem it feels less disastrous right now. one big problem with some additions like Manila and Montreal.

bruh, ask me this question in July. maybe i'll change my mind. wad wounds are too fresh and it's not over yet 💀

[oldcyberpunk2077truth]

the moderators at amm all are mods because of how "active" they were on the server lol. the majority of them decided on the fact that they thought they can get more attention on their photos rather than actually mediate a fucking community, none of them actually have ever dealt with anything and when they do they just stick up for their friend who they think will make them more likeable. its disgusting and no one has a sense of being true and honest. most of the people on that mod team is a fucking snake and its disgusting. the moment you dont stick up for a "popular" (LMAO vomit) modder or VPer thats when they all turn against you and now you're the bad person for sticking up for someone lesser known. i dont understand why it's come down to a whole fucking big dick contest but good lord, get a fucking life. no one is going to remember how many fucking likes you got on a shitty picture on amm or remember that you stuck up for zwei that one time (or 10.) no one gives a shit now and no one will give a shit in 5 years. a lot of you need learn to have a backbone and stick up for yourself, and not what is going to make you "popular." none of the people in this fandom are worth changing who you are and trying to impress.

The fact they make being a moderator at AMM an status is hilarious. Bruh you're a moderator in a secondary server is not even in the original game server so please stop acting you're some kind of Oprah of the games. AND YES!!! They don't help who needs help if a "popular' person attacks another one who isn't they just stick with this person even if they are being mean and wrong.

[always-me-meha]

Manipulation. Trust. Document Proof. Bipolar mind problems.

This guy tho I love him to hell but the manipulation shit scares the shit out of me.

He has all the power to flip the script and I'd have to believe and trust him yenno?

But cause my mental illness I'm very..... convincable that this memory didn't happen or it did, or it went nothing at all like that. Or I'm just seeing shit, overthinking ect ect. Circle of trust is hard guys.

I'm not fucking mentally inefficient yet! Like yes my memory is messy..... and agh when in psychosis for a fact I do believe shit with confidence i am right, when indeed im wrong 🤦‍♀️

Besides that point, I'm not in psychosis. I'm a memory hoarder by this tumblr posts, messages, journaling, snapchat memories, videos and pictures in general and even items around my room. It's like I see it........ I can visually remember that whole moment if not day like, I'm back in time reliving it for the moment. So fucking weird. Could be something I forgot to never think of again and it's like oh!? You.....

Anyway anyway. Fucking caige man, pro liar. I think he's a good gaslighter as well ME ASSUMING FROM OBSERVATION and previous tactics he's used on me lol

I've never been stupid, just didn't fall for it till grrr the sexual attraction hit lolol now I'm fucked. As again this man I knew to be wary of sometimes (can't remember why... ah I think taking advantage for free weed all time back in the day, guilting me ect ect ect)

Like shit. It's scarey. Cause like the fact he still insists I came to him first when I know damn straight didn't go that way. Another example was yesterday he said I wouldn't shut up if I got my phone back that I'd start reading outloud lol. N sure shit I was reading he said, fucking lies! I made sure I was quiet as possible typing on tumblr. Not to bug him. I didn't speak till the sun came up and I let the dog out. But he'd be like you cooked ? You need to check your memory?

That's what fucking bothers me. Idk maybe his memory off to n that's fine we both brokey haha

Just I really hate someone trying to convince me something that I know the damn truth of how it went down. When I know I know (which is complicated when mania or psychosis gets involved.... even tho now I'm self aware enough it tricky to concince me. You can do minor tricks on me like moving an item in a different spot lol but yeah)

Like once again I document almost everything. So I can easily look through my journal or phone and pretty much bam evidence PROOF I'm right. Usually never challenge me on something I'm confident I know lol

Random vent to is when fuck he tells me not to worry about my mum over something if she never said anything, that'd piss me off, I know my MOM BEST. DONT TELL ME NOT TO WORRY OR PANIC lol

My point is I wanna have a faith and trust in what you're telling me is correct and I can be oh okay..... I believe you. But what doesn't sit with me is when in my gut I know this fact is not true.

God dammit caige. I'm only having an issue cause that was just yesterday you were doing it to me. What happens when it gets to the point I DONT REMEMBER he can fully control that..... I want a man that respects that part me sigh.

There was one time I argued with my friend if he got a new truck cause something was different lol I argued like hell, your bullshitting me, this isn't the same truck. Like I felt mind fucked. Sure shit it WAS his same truck.

So see people can be right...... but that's how easily my brain flips from I KNOW FOR A FACT OR MY FRIED BRAIN IS SAYING IT KNOWS .

I just scared my man will idk..... make me his puppet. Wtf bruh. I had this convo with about being his puppet. And I found an old of saying I was mums puppet. Ah shit balls, I think I'm dating a version of my mom.

[sizzlyybacon]

10/4/24 (7th)

intermediate band

jite was playing the timpani and he had one of them backwards so the tuner was facing away from him. alex got really mad about that so he asked jite to turn it around so he could actually tune it. jite said no because he didn't play it. alex said yeah but you can still have it facing the correct way so SOMEONE can play it. jite said no because it was broken. alex asked how tf it was broken. jite said it wasn't tuned. me and alex exchange a look. i see the "bruh" in his eyes. "bro are u like stupid..." he asks jite. jite replies "i can't play it because it isn't tuned and it's slanted the wrong way. you're stupid!" alex's patience has lasted this long and now it's ran out 💀 "IT'S SLANTED THE WRONG WAY BECAUSE IT'S FACING THE WRONG WAY. IT'S NOT TUNED BECAUSE YOU CAN'T TUNE IT IF IT'S NOT FACING YOU!!!!!!!" he screams. jite goes into the storage closet to find something to fix it 💀... "i'm just gonna..." alex starts saying, walking over to the timpani. he spins it around real quick but jite turns around the second he does that. this makes jite mad and he runs out of the closet and takes a fucking SWING AT ALEX'S FACE... alex slaps his hand away and keeps yelling at him. jite takes another swing and alex starts BARKING AT HIM. AND NOW THEY'RE BARKING AT EACH OTHER... i look at austin who's by the marimba and tap out S.O.S. in morse code referencing a moment from last year when he tapped out S.O.S. after our old band teacher made us take a test the entire period. he smiles and we turn back to watch the argument unfold. the bell has already rang and i need to pack up my 1289370981752734018327234 percussion instruments i play for our songs. alex has assembled his whole gang of friends and they're yelling at jite. alex calls jite RACIST for "invalidating the opinion of a white person" i think both alex and jite are morons 💀...

science

in science kyndall and i are joking around when we go dead silent. SOMEONE is whistling the meow meow meow meow song. we look around to find who did it but we can't locate them. we hear it again and whip our heads to the left. it's chase!!!!!! bro winks at us 💀 but then we hear it AGAIN, and it's filipo singing it. we hear it again from the other side of the room and it's harrison. but we still don't know who's whistling it. then we hear it. it's adam 😭

history

veronika and i ask mrs. johnson if we can go to the hallway to "focus" better. when we go out we hear the introductory choir singing their songs and we wave to them. eventually we see miles, the kid we always cheer for whenever we see and we totally freaked. we started dancing and made an entire choreography to their singing. veronika gets on the ground and starts to crab walk around and i join her. we line up in the middle of the hallway and decide to have a crab walk race to mr. mckean's from. that's when a sixth grader with a weird half bowl cut walks up, takes one terrified look at us, and descends the stairs again. we tell him that it's ok and ask if he wants to join the race. "heck yeah i do!" he smiles. he goes to his locker and drops his stuff off inside and gets into crab walk position next to us. we all yell 3, 2, 1, go as loud as we can all in unison. that's when another sixth grader turns into our hallway and looks at us. we halt what we're doing and stare at him. "nah man what the hell is this school..." he asks to the air. we can't stop laughing as we invite him to join us. "y'know.. why not?" he unlocks his locker to put his stuff away and lines his hands up with ours. now we're starting for real. we start scrambling towards mr. mckean's door. cayden is in the lead, corbin is in second, veronika is in 3rd, and i'm in 4th. we're cracking up when mrs. johnson comes out because she hears all the commotion and gives us a very disappointed look. "ok guys, NO, what even is this??" she asks. "what classes are you guys in?" she asks turning to the sixth graders. "don't make them late to their class, i sent you out here to focus..." she says turning to us. we get up, our race never completed. corbin gets his stuff back and waves goodbye to us, smiling as he walks down the stairs. cayden gets his stuff and sits across from us. "i only have like 2 minutes left of lunch so i'll just stay up here with you guys," he says. we joke around, laughing so hard we can't breathe. veronika asks if she can have some of my water and i say sure but ask if i can just pour it into her mouth instead of her drinking it because i'm a germaphobe. she says sure but asks if i can just pour it into her hands instead. she cups them and looks at me. "sure.....??"" i say. "uh oh!" cayden laughs. i pour the rest of my water into her hands and she sips it super quick. most of it falls onto the ground. "nah... y'all are crazy!" cayden exclaims. "well, i gotta go now, cya!" veronika stops him. "WAIT! besties for life?" he cracks a smile, "besties for life." we share a triple fist bump and go our different ways. it's time for us to go to lunch, so we do. i sit with miracle and veronika and we just chill. when we head back to history we go back into the hallway and start playing games on our computers. that's when we hear the choir kids singing jingle bells. we get up, start dancing, and sing along with them. they notice and all bunch up at the door. we're all dancing and waving our hands and screaming jingle bells at the tops of our lungs while mr. steve-o encourages us to sing louder. this goes on for like 10 minutes until mrs. johnson comes out and tells us to go back inside the classroom 😭

[notkijoon]

“ worrying won’t do you any good. ”

yeah, that's what they always say.

their day starts off on a positive note. it's one of those rare summer days that foreshadow the turn of the season soon to come, a day where kijoon can actually wear a flannel and jeans working outside and not be forced to change his attire every hour until work is over. something he can write home about is his level of productivity today while daeun isn't around (somewhat of a surprise now to quite a few people who have grown accustom to daeun's recent increased presence). his grandmother is actually happy to see her grandson working solo because as much as she has come to grow fond of them, she has noticed a distinguishable lag in kijoon's work when he is there.

ie. the working for ten minutes and then getting distracted and wandering off to find daeun to talk to him for half an hour and then back to work for ten and back again to daeun to check on how they're doing. oh, and obviously, the obvious puppy eyes. she sees the signs loud and clear.

she's not wrong. when daeun isn't around, kijoon has nothing to keep him from his work. but on the flip side, when daeun isn't around, kijoon has nothing to keep him from his thoughts.

it was a conversation, albeit a short one, because daeun doesn't technically owe kijoon an explanation for anything and he knows that. he had been biting down on the inside of his cheek so hard when daeun told him about how jiwoo would be coming to town to visit the following week that he actually started to bleed. all kijoon knew about jiwoo prior to this was the sheer amount of audacity this fool had treating daeun the way he did — how someone could look at such beauty and consciously opt to ignore it. how daeun could ever come second, third, maybe even last to jiwoo was possible for him to wrap his mind around; thoughts swim in his head from the moment he wakes up 'till the moment he's finally washed the farm off him for the day and drives with a little too much pent up frustration into town.

he's glad at least jaewon and keith are there to get a few hazy ipas into his system quickly. it's not a good sign returning to his bad coping habits from years ago, but it's the only way kijoon can get the edge off before he sees daeun again post their conversation. in between each buzzed thought that tells him he needs to do something to convince daeun that this man is no good for him, the logical side battles that it's not his place. a hard pill for him to swallow, daeun is not his and he has no authority over what he chooses to do. ultimately, kijoon wants the best for daeun, which is to not be with this user, and a few shots later (no thanks to the bartender who hooked jaewon up, mistakenly assuming they were having a good time), kijoon is tipsy and ungracefully stepping his way through the crowd to the only crown of blonde hair in the sea of people. jaewon and keith exchange concerned glances and trail him at a distance.

kijoon always finds his way back to him.

"i — listen," what was it about the logical side of his brain telling him this isn't his place? oh yeah, fuck that. all bets are off when there's alcohol involved. "i'm not tryna' disrespect him or anything, but, damn, what is it about him that you like so much?" kijoon is shouting over the speaker that daeun has chosen to inconveniently sit directly next to. "it's just... he's not a good guy, bruh. how many times has he actually texted you since you've been here? when was the last time he asked you how you were? have you told him ... "

about the time you and me sat out to watch the sunset together talking for hours? about how you lay with me in the bed of my pickup truck to stargaze in my backyard? or how about the time you let me hold you in my arms at the beach and you tried to play it off like it was casual, but we both know these conversations we keep having are conveniently leaving out so many details?

that would be his heart talking. right now, it's just the booze.

" ... never mind. anyways, what i'm trying to say is, what's the point in him coming to visit? does he even want to see you?" man is no different from a lion. when they become territorial, they will do anything to protect what they think is theirs. kijoon's ego is in a weakened state and he's floundering any possible way to salvage it. he wants to tell daeun he's scared of the inevitable truth that once jiwoo comes to visit that he'll be put on the back burner to some scrawny narcissist who has probably never even touched grass in his life. the thought of it makes his alcohol churn in his stomach.

even when daeun is drinking too, they still have that beautiful summer glow. kijoon can see the frustration bubbling to the surface in the furrow of daeun's arched brows, and this is all so unfair, because seeing daeun upset with him only continues to propel him to prod further at the subject. he leans closer to daeun, the buzz giving him that distinct i'm about at my limit and if i drink more i'm going to turn into a raging fucking dragon and burn this entire establishment down sort of lean. "come on, daeun. are you listening to me?"

"worrying won't do you any good," they answer. a bad one. there's nothing like emotional dismissiveness to get kijoon fired up.

he chuckles sarcastically and throws his head back. "really?" his tone has bite to it, bite he hasn't used with daeun before and never in his fairytale fantasies did he picture the two of them going tit-for-tat. he's pissed off now, because why is daeun upset at him for pointing out the truth? what the fuck has he done besides, well, literally almost everyfuckingthing with him? "that's all you have to say to everything i've just said? wow." he leans back in his chair and crosses his arms, clicking his tongue. "you sure have a way with words, daeun."

jaewon and keith continue to monitor them intently from a few tables over.