#this isn't a flex

[flyingpurplepeopleprogrammer]

You know I'm starting to think that referencing shit like Foucaultian gaze in my shitposts might make them inaccessible.

[swaggypsyduck]

i feel like you like reading books 📚

I DO!!! i looooooooove reading books. which is funny bc i have dyslexia. but that never stopped me lololol.

im also a very fast reader especially if im hooked. ill finish 100k+ word books and fanfics in a day. like ill go on tiktok for 20mins get bored and go read. i read when i eat, before i sleep, in study breaks, on transit (even tho it makes me sick), on road trips (even tho that also makes me sick), and i buy a special book before i go on any plane and i always finish the book on the flight. if i find a movie or show is from a book id rather read the book bc then i can control the pace in my head (exceptions being game of thrones bc i watched the show w my friends but asoiaf is amazing). ill read anything too: novels, novellas, short stories, comics, manga, manhua, webtoons, and anything in between.

[villlix]

No girl noooooo

[irilenaps]

I don't jump to conclusions, I do Olympics-worthy acrobatics

[hello-im-not-a-possum]

Do you know disney's tv series Amphibia? It shares quit a lot of smiliarity with deltarune, especially main human trio in show have similar characteristic with deltarune's fun gang (except kris and anne)

I do not watch TV anymore.

[uncanny-tranny]

Please intentionally attempt to see the magic in everything. Everything is magic, even if you understand the "boring" reasons why things happen. Look at the magic in growing plants, the magic of your muscles flexing and retracting, the magic of your eyes and skull, the magic of a cat's purr.

It's all magic. Understanding the "why" is just understanding what makes things magical, it doesn't change that it's all significant and magic.

[krazieka2]

Here's a big old Fire Emblem Search & Find I did for the FE3H Masquerade Zine! Find the Golden Deer, but see if you can't find the rest of the students as well! For the ultimate challenge, see if you can't name every character! (Disclaimer two characters are NPCs with no names)

[dragonpyre]

Ok this is getting insane. I REFUSE to have 10k followers. Fuck off

[cry-ptidd]

I know we all compare Alucard to a cat (rightfully so, the resemblance is uncanny) but have yall ever had a dachshund? Those adorable little shits are so clingy to the point where they want to crawl into your skin (and even that probably wouldn’t combat their clinginess)

I've never owned a dachshund

However

That sounds exactly like Alucard so

Hellsing au where everything is the same except Baskerville is a dachshund

[dangans-ur-ronpas]

aoi and sakura!!! houghgsgh

i wasn't planning on giving them similar sailor-style uniforms but actually i like it now that i look at it. polar opposite girlfriends

aoi is the ultimate sukeban (female gangster). she started up to defend her younger brother from some bullies and ended up leading multiple gangs through sheer charisma

she prefers intimidation over violence, hence the kendo sword that she never got proper training on how to use (she mostly carries it around for dramatic effect)

is a little devious. will not hesitate to frame, injure, or throw someone under a bus if she thinks they've wronged her or someone she cares about

sakura is the ultimate moral compass, in this au her longtime friend kenshiro entrusted her with 'strongest human alive' but also with a message to uphold peace with that strength

she maintains a calm demeanor to seem more approachable to people. as a result, a lot of people trust her

is very careful of how she uses her strength. avoids fights whenever possible

[wombywoo]

To set the record straight, here are two colored pencil drawings I made when I was 17 ✌️

some people just...learn to draw??

[katsigian]

Personally, I don't subscribe to that "create things only for yourself" and "don't make things for others" ideology. Mainly because it's been co-opted by people who think that asking for acknowledgement and reassurance = you're a whiny attention-seeker. I do not agree with those people who believe that wanting those things are "problematic"

It's okay to seek reassurance and acknowledgement for things you create

You are not a whiny attention-seeker if you want what you create to be seen

Humans are social creatures and when we create things we love, we want to share that love with others. It's normal, it's a good thing, and you're valid to want acknowledgement for your creations

[diokiraceo]

so I've already seen a few ships for Reca being thrown around, but have we considered

[chicago-geniza]

I selected "Szechuan spicy" as my preferred heat level on these dumplings and they delivered. As a bonus my congestion is also clearing up

[hedonists]

nsfw thoughts; edging, sub!Noah

A bordering-on-frustratingly slow handjob (or a teasing suck, just the head) while you tell him to sit still and keep his hands flat on top of his thighs. It would be so easy to turn him into a whining, babbling mess. I doubt he could hold off for long. If he bucks his hips, moves his hands or starts talking back, he doesn't get to come. Such simple rules to follow and yet he won't listen, and you watch him squirm and complain because he was so close, but only good boys get to come.

[deancasforcutie]

WHY in Year 4 of Canon Destiel am I still seeing posts like "If they didn't want us to see it as gay, they shouldn't have [x surface-level observation]"??? why the self-doubt you can do better than that!

if they didn't want us to see it as gay, they wouldn't have made it canonically gay! they wouldn't have kept it canon no walk-backs for these four years running! they wouldn't have followed it up with A Supernatural Romance spinoff where everyone is bi because Dean is and whose creatives all said lol yeah our parallel structure and queer rep support Destiel, and Jack knows what's next! people figured out and settled this in like 2019, our job NOW is to point and laugh at the regressive weirdos online who think they're doing something by erasing queer text and the creative fight against censorship for it