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Jeeves: “So you mean to say that you are the semi-childminder valet for your employer?”
Bunter: “Yes indeed! A delightfully loquacious employer?”
Jeeves: “Why yes, delightfully loquacious yet mentally negligable?”
Bunter: “Yes, a mental negligence that serves in fact as a front disguising a finely tuned mind and sensitive nerves?”
Jeeves: *mentally reviewing his time in Wooster’s service*:
“…”
Bunter: “Is that where we differ?”
Jeeves *thinking of The Inferiority Complex of Old Sippy; The Ordeal of Young Tuppy; The Indian Summer of an Uncle; every entrance of Aunt Agatha; Aunt Dahlia as a whole; Claude and Eustus in general; drainpipes; swans and every second of time since he entered Bertie’s employment*:
“Yes Mr Bunter I do believe that that is where we differ.”
#this is wrong in two respects#a) I have got the voices wrong#b) the two darling would NOT enter into such a prolonged and indescrete conversation with a stranger at first meeting#they would nod#perhaps bow slightly from the weight#and move on#purely figurative therefore be this post#it’s not even that clever really#but i’m posting it anyway#jeeves books#jeeves and wooster#reginald jeeves#bertie wooster#lord peter wimsey books#lord peter wimsey#booklr#literature#books
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congrats on your recovery n all yuuji but unfortunately for you I thought the scars were cool >:/
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#yuji itadori#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#jjk art#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#jjk leaks#these took so long i kept getting distracted cries#but they r done and this is yuuji's post canon scar map to me. argue with a wall we should have had this#looks at canon this sign won't stop me bc i cant read >:(#smh robbed!!!!!! the potential!!!!! the aesthetic!!!!! th angst the symbolism!!!!!!#gege i respect u i do not want beef after u let my boys live#but u rly couldnt have scuffed him up a LITTLE more.....there were so many to choose from didnt u have a favourite.....#all he has to show fr all that r two little scratches. rly.#((not counting the ear n fingers thank god i get That much))#anyway i made a whole post abt why i think yuuji should have kept the scars n what it would have stood for symbolically#its along th same lines as the yuuji Big Face Scar agenda hh i just care a lot abt character design n visual storytelling ok#anyway fine he can keep the eye but in this house it grew back wrong it's lighter and foggy and now his prescription is stronger#as fr the rest#megumi has dibs on the upper right eye apparently so yuuji can have the bottom half#i would have doubled down on the scars on his left but a. the right side is the symbolic one#b. he healed an entire eye so it makes sense tht he'd heal other more minor injuries as well#c. tbh it's mostly based on what looked good i think this arrangement guides the eye across his face nicely#gave him a lil nose nick bc smth smth sukuna idk it's just there to balance things out#also as i said. the jaw and neck scar are there for kissing purposes i make the rules im salty and i do what i want smile#in other news thank u past hina fr doing those hair render studies im very happy with my yuuji hair as of late
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« dick is a playboy » no he is not if you want one you have bruce right here
REAL! he says so many times that he's not a fan of hookup culture and that he's a very monogamous person. they think because he's pretty and other people have an attraction to him, that it makes him a player?? and don't even get me started on how the fandom treats him a lot of the time. in that one art i made a few months ago, that was directly referencing this very thing about his character, someone complained that i needed to take the bandages off his chest. like guess what babe you missed the entire point
#poor dickie#like yeah he is pretty and he has a cute butt#i drew him in a nightwing outfit the other day that was like “pretty boy!!” but it's not like i do THAT to him#that's why i've avoided nightwing butt jokes in LoF#like even when i almost made one i was like “someone is gonna take this the wrong way"#and by the wrong way i mean think i'm open to more butt jokes#like you get ONE#per month#no per TWO months#im taking away your nightwing privileges if you don't respect this part of his character#because if he was a woman and got this same treatment??????#worlds would burn#and he deserves my world burning attitude for him#nightwing#dick grayson
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having seen at least the rough outlines of all the romances now I have to say that I think emmrich's is probably objectively the best in terms of coherence and completeness of story arc (with the understanding that ultimately the 'best' romance is whichever one makes YOUR heart sing anyway so objectivity is a silly thing to claim that way, it just felt like it's the arc with the most well-paced focused content and the least dangling threads)... but lucanis' is my favourite haha. just. the whole kneeling before your beloved full of reverence but without any of the distance that usually implies??? his complete undramatic certainty and calm in every scene with rook after this, having spent the whole game caught between fear and longing???? mr. lives in a pantry but it says nothing about my psyche don't worry about it it's purely for tactical reasons that I keep myself contained in a small dark room not entirely unlike a cell, love among the parsnips -- finally coming to rook in their room and it's so comfortable and comforting???? after all the times rook supports and comforts him through the game he's finally able to return the same to them when they need it while being so calm and steady and it's so fucking sweet and feels so effortless and with no price attached?????? he basically assigns himself the role of your bodyguard and he WILL stab a god over it??????????????? the turn to protector (which was in his heart all along longing to get out and find a place) of it all????? he sounds like he's found himself unexpectedly stumbling into such a soul-lightening state of revelatory existential relief, full on 'you only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves' mary oliver style, and he goes and he shares that with rook and protectively envelops them in it when they're hurting??????????????????????????? hello for the maker's sake hello can anyone hear me?????
#listen I was forged in the fires of garrusmancing. I went through two whole games just to get a gentle headbutt and some tender words#before me3 comes along and rewards you for your tenacity more fully#me? the reyes romancer???? I have the strength and headcanon game to bear the relative lack of content before the end#when the endgame is this good I am willing to hold out for it haha the way he looks at rook towards the end......#I also really liked taash' (it's really sweet) but I don't think I have any rooks ready to go right now who would go for that vibe#emmrich for sure is going to be my either crow or shadow dragon romance it really is very good! and extremely goth not unrelatedly#undeniably that old man has the most game out of anyone in this story. the move with the flower??? I'm sorry????#I actually like that lucanis' romance blooms out of the safety of an established friendship more than anything (again. avowed garrusmancer)#but emmrich... he's got some next level romantic stuff going on and is being both so wholesome and such a freak about it lmao#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#lucanis dellamorte#rook x lucanis#rookanis#all jokes aside I totally respect and understand that people are a bit disappointed and frustrated -- they're not wrong to feel that!#there really are some gaps in content there for the midgame#however I was personally custom built by experience to get the most out of this scenario as possible and by god I will#just as I feel that ryder and reyes go off and have some soul-shrivingly good sex after the first kiss#(it makes that arc make a lot more sense to me haha)#I think rook and lucanis Get Up To It after the second coffee date. weird of them to not show us that but okay I'll fill it in myself then
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It's been so fascinating to see how strongly people react to Toshiro in Dungeon Meshi. When I first read that scene I didn't feel hurt by Toshiro's rejection of Laois at all, I was more shocked at Laios raising a hand to him in anger because Laios had always felt like a man free from such anger and aggression. Although it was very powerful to see that Laios was capable of feeling such a way. I felt the scene was very emotionally charged and an important moment for both characters.
So when I started hearing about how hurt other people were at seeing Toshiro lash out in frustration towards Laios, and seeing people express discomfort towards Toshiro I was surprised but not confused. Honestly I was more surprised at myself for not having a similar reaction because I have also been subject to being led on in "friendships" that the other person secretly despised (or at least did NOT feel the same). It can be very hurtful to discover that someone has built a resentment towards you but never made any attempt to clear the air with you until a point of crisis.
I am autistic and I struggle a lot with relationships but in this instance I didn't see myself in Laios' shoes (although I have been there) instead I found myself relating to Toshiro. A man trapped by social expectations, rigid rules of engagement hammered into him from a young age, only to discover that there is someone who does not follow these rules at all. Even more bizarrely they seem completely free from any of the consequences that would befall Toshiro if he ever deviated from his carefully cultivated mask.
I can say from experience it is confronting to try and unpack your own high masking trauma while also feeling compelled to support the low masking autistic person in your life. Even if the other person means no ill will and has not truly done anything wrong, having them unknowingly walk all over you can be enough to push you to a breaking point. There is an intense frustration that comes with seeing someone else get away with not following the social rules you have beaten yourself painfully into shape to fit.
Yes Toshiro could have chosen any moment to correct Laios on his name, or clarify his discomfort or his personal boundaries, but that is operating under the assumption that Toshiro feels safe enough to do so. He is a stranger in a strange land, and often in that position it is a safer choice to subject yourself to a level of discomfort simply to keep the general peace. Where my fellow high maskers at? We make biting our tongue a fucking art.
#Could Toshiro have approached the topic in a more gentle manner? Yes#But in that vein Laios could have checked in with Toshiro and made sure he got his name right or that he also felt the same way etc#thats the beauty of this story#no one is right or wrong theyre just people#and despite their differences they do have a level of respect for one another#god I love#Dungeon Meshi#shuro#toshiro dungeon meshi#laios dungeon meshi#laios touden#DONT even get me started on Kabru hes got me in even more of a chokehold than these two
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PSA: This RP Blog is firmly Anti-AI.
There's been somebody (or some people) using anonymous messages going around certain RPC's threatening people that if they don't become less selective and write with them, they'll use their writing to feed an AI so they can write with that instead.
Not only is this weird and blatantly creepy, as people are allowed to be as selective as they please and threatening someone only looks bad on your end. Even outside of the broad debates about AI, AI generated work has no place in the RPC, a collaborative hobby between artists and writers to engage with another human being.
This blog will not engage with people who openly use AI to generate writing, graphics, or whatever the machine coughs out with stolen work. AI's are well documented to scrape different places for data. You are using stolen work. AI generated content, writing especially, goes against what the RPC stands for. End of story.
#rp psa#allow people to be selective btw jfc sorry that not everyone wants to write with you. especially if you're an ai loser#gee wonder why people don't like you#EDIT: glad people are agreeing with this but at the same time I'm not debating people on this.#feeding someone's writing to an AI without their consent is wrong. it's what makes AI wrong in the first place.#i'm not reading reductionist fearmongering 'the AI probably already scraped tumblr for its writing' stuff#and I'm not bothering with people who don't respect the WGA and/or the writers strike. people are allowed to be worried by AI#especially because... the context... of this post... was that some creep was using it as a threat...#I saw it with my own two eyes...
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"i'm wxs's number one fan" yeah, only if kohane azusawa is found dead in a ditch any time soon
#prsk#project sekai#colorful stage#wonderlands x showtime#wxs#kohane azusawa#azusawa kohane#if you think you're the biggest wxs oshi#you're wrong.#because kohane is#just like how you cannot be tsukasa's number one or number two fan#because that's saki and touya respectively
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what is your opinion on one piece?
i understand that as a life-long fairy tail stan this is the most hypocritical take i could have, but you will never see me sitting through, like, a thousand episodes of a show where the women all have g cups and waists that would break under the weight of a strong breeze. it simply does not sit right with me.
#also i have elder weeb truama#things are better now but#there was a time wherein a man dressed like luffy who'd only seen one peice bleach and dragon ball z would stop you at a convention#just to tell you that puella magi madoka magica was overrated#there's nothing wrong with showing up to a convention if you've only seen one or two very mainstream shows#but as an novice you MUST learn to respect the learned scholars above you#those clowns probably haven't even heard of pandora hearts
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juvie buddies
#alek art#td duncan#td mal#total drama#total drama all stars#(if i want to get technical)#2024#duncan is around 15 here... mal is around 16#ive thought really hard about them these past few days . in my brain they actually knew each other and canon is different#duncan and mike got along really well. in juvie mal refused to speak to anyone about anything and would fight as many people as he could .#he wanted to stay in there and far away from home . they get roomed together and duncan is the first person who mal can talk to . he isnt#scared of him . he relates to him a lot . like -> wow we both act out for attention and people think we are terrible because of it#duncan being a mentally ill teenager seeing mal an also very mentally ill teenager thought 'i can fix him' . mike and duncan speak too here#i cant really see anyone else fronting besides those two . their brain was on lockdown and mike wanted out so bad . i see manitoba as a#gatekeeper so hed handle some sessions with their psych. i want to say they (duncan and mike) get moved to a psyche ward just because#i have more knowledge on being in one and how it goes ... but yeah i like duncan mal a lot . this art isnt ship whatsoever though 🙏 i dont#see them as a couple their dynamic is just better as friends imo#but anyways in all stars they obviously recognize each other but have an unspoken agreement not to say anything abt it#duncan is a known criminal but mike isnt like that . mike hadnt even told zoey about that part of his life . so duncan wanted to respect his#privacy -> then mal starts hurting people and he has to step in . mal isnt a good person by any means but i dont think he was that bad in#juvie . so duncan had to come to terms that his friend wasnt the same person he was years ago (in all stars duncan is ~18 and i think mike#is almost 20... so it had been a while since they last talked)#them getting each other like no other and being in pain because they couldnt really speak . i see them having a conversation still in moon#madness abt their past and history . god i just think abt them and their wasted potential wdym mike and duncan were in juvie together#duncan was in for trespassing or destruction of private property or something really dumb . mal fought his parent(s) and got in for assault#mal was already in when duncan was placed . and duncan was let out early on good behavior + his parents (dad) mostly did it to teach him a#lesson . wrong of them or otherwise . so mal was just kinda stuck there until they realized he was actually not right in the head . think he#knew abt their DID but was only diagnosed in juvie and had to go from there . tbh he shouldve been tried as an adult but td logic . doesnt#matter dw guys . mike gets the 'was put on random meds that made him go braindead' treatment bc that was me . post mental hospital abilify#had me messed up
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Kozue accession as one of many surprises in an anarchic last year of operation at Ohtori.
In my freshman year of highschool there was a group of kids who spent 8th grade as the last class of students at a middle school that was to be decommissioned. The teachers were all either waiting to jump ship or retiring, a lot of work went undone, alot of student cruelty went unchecked. The upkeep was dismal, the roof leaked, light bulbs that extinguished themselves were not replaced, the students were only allowed in certain parts of the school. There seemed to be a liminality to the experience, spending most of your days within walls that would be torn down that very summer.
That's how I imagine Ohtori without Anthy and her power, a strange dwindling thing still shook by the conclusion of normality and humming with anticipation of the deathblow.
Anyway, Kozue Co-prez!
#not necessarily the path i think she would take but one i think would be interesting and cause tension within a narrative i wont be writeing#kozue kaoru#miki kaoru#touga kiryuu#rgu#post-cannon#kozue i find really interesting in that she oscillates between wanting freedom from the system and power in the system through her brother#so if freedom is her endgame as id like to think it is for the students#than id have her choose the wrong path first but by chooseing to grasp power in her own right it is a step away from co-dependence and#towards self actualisation reguardless#of the position being very bad for her and anyone else given the implied proximity to that bastard Akio#anyway this causes a schizm in the student council leading to two groups meeting separately in a thus unseen basment and the student counci#balcony respectively#like in the schism of 1378 when there where two than three popes in Europe for like 40 years#my art#oh oh final note#was really tempted to give kozue her black rose uniform cause its the best on the show#but i think if she were negotiating she would ask for the boys cut#ended up looking very mcr#revolutionary girl utena#noticing that the student card is the size of a paperback book#post-canon
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I understand why Towa and Aoba get lots of fan content together, and I can get behind that, but really the sets we need are Towa+Akira and Aoba+Konoe. Pairs that have enough in common they would get along a little too well
#nitro+chiral#towa wouldn't be immediately interested in Akira and they'd probably rub each other the wrong way at first#but depending what post-game states they're in they could end up a house on fire#and I think the other two would just have very wholesome bonding tbh#they have quite similar personalities‚ they could bemoan their respective boyfriends/ensemble cast to each other#maybe Aoba helps teach Konoe to write and Konoe sings for Aoba#slow damage#togainu no chi#DMMd#lamento#KonoAo
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I know I've been on about this for a while now and I'm being a hater but you're telling me SydCarmy was "always meant to be platonic" even though there are two seasons of writing making use of tried-and-true explicitly romantic tropes, themes and writing signals, and SydLuca is going to be romantic because...he was nice to her on screen for a few minutes?
I don't even care if people ship SydLuca, or if they just prefer it, but you can't honestly tell me that you believe Carmy was always meant to be a friend but Luca is an obvious love interest.
Just because Syd and Carmy haven't kissed or confessed their love to each other doesn't mean that isn't very obviously the direction this show is going. The Bear has already shown you who is endgame. It has shown you every episode of the show so far.
Honestly I really don't think The Bear fanbase understands this show or cares about these characters or the story being told here, which is unfortunate because this show is shockingly well-written in comparison to most shows right now, and we should be so grateful for it but all we're doing is complaining that the writers led us on by not making a ship canon fast enough. It's just. Sad.
#The Bear#SydCarmy#I was like a casual fan of this show two days ago#and now seeing how little respect this show gets from it's fanbase I'm losing my mind#I mean I shipped SydCarmy before anyway but now it means so much to me#it means so much to see such a realistic and purposefully well paced romance take place#so many shows portray romantic relationships and their beginnings in ways that just don't really happen in real life#and this show very purposefully said no. These are characters who are strangers. who are working together. Who are in a tense environment#and each of them has problems - one of them the type of problems that makes developing new relationships pretty difficult#these two would not get together right away. It would take a long time. And there would be ups and downs.#And even when that's the case. Even if when it takes a long time and doesn't go smoothly and is hard -#it can still be beautiful. It can still be romantic. It can still happen and here's how#and I'm just so inspired genuinely. It is so difficult to write romance without being cliche and so difficult to write it in a way that#could actually happen in real life and I really do hope I can write something half as good some day#and then to know so many people have no appreciation for it at all#because they prefer the shows that have characters make eye contact a few times and then confess their love for each other like#it's just fucking sad. So sad that so few people have any appreciation for good writing especially the difficult of romance writing#like I really just don't even know what to tell you. In real life these two would not have confessed to each other yet. They would not have#kissed yet. They would not have even realized they have feelings for each other yet because those feelings would still be developing#and I also want to point out that given the disparity in power between Syd and Carmy in season 1 it wouldn't have been healthy for them to#get together much sooner. He was her boss. He was also her idol. Before they can even get together that needs to be balanced out.#And then on top of that don't you see the value in Carmy realizing the dream girl he's romanticized in his head - Claire - isn't actually#what he wants? Don't you see the beauty in him being disillusioned from that? And realizing that Syd is what he wants?#Don't you see the beauty in Syd having an idealized vision of what Carmy The Great Chef is like realizing she was wrong and that he's human#and flawed and then realizing - she loves him anyway? She loves him more for not being on a pedestal and for having his flaws?#Are you telling me that even thinking about this doesn't move you? Doesn't make your heart ache a little?#And again - ship and let ship - but what is Luca? What is Luca if not just what she was hoping Carmy would be when she wen to The Beef?#What is he if not just another man who she has not seen under pressure yet? Not seen reliving trauma yet? Not been her boss yet?#It's easy to look at him and think he's better than Carmy - and that's the point. That's the point The Bear is making.#It is easy to want someone you don't know. It's hard to want to someone you do know. But that's what love requires and that's the point
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i’m never getting over how shovel knight decided to make a love story about a socially anxious mad scientist plague doctor bird guy trying to impress a hot goth girl by crafting a potion of unlimited power and then it ended up being the greatest romance ever conceived.
please play these games.
#shovel knight#shovel knight plague of shadows#plague of shadows#plague knight#shovel knight mona#they are and will always be everything to me#ough…i’m falling in love with these games all over again#also shoutout to donovan and luan#those two are my favorite example of queer stabbing (GONE WRONG)#they put the romance in necromancy <3#and how can i neglect to mention the iconic ship of king knight x himself#the guy literally saw someone hitting on his mom and then decided to ruin everyone’s lives because of it#king of cards is so funny to me#like you spent the entire series up until that point thinking the evil demon sorceress is the cause of everyone’s problems#and then it turns out it was literally just this one dick#he’s basically this series’ version of louie from pikmin and i don’t know whether to respect or condemn him for it#oh yeah and obviously shovel and shield the ogs#it’s genuinely amazing that despite them having so little screen time together they manage to fully convince you they love each other sm#anyways once again go play it we have a whale who is also an apple who is also a god
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my reaction to that information
#''sonic movie 4 coming march 2027 !!'' TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOWWWW#im so done with the scu. i liked the first two movies even if i was able to admit theyre flawed but i just am not having fun anymore#like you already made a god awful knuckles show that had nothing to do with knuckles#and an sa2 adaptation where you made every bad decision possible and clearly had zero respect for half the characters in the original game#can you just leave sonic ALONE already. you got your successful movie trilogy and spinoff series. surely thats enough.#and before anyone says anything about just ignoring it if im not having fun#its pretty hard to do that with how Everywhere they are and how they impact peoples perceptions of the characters#ughhh#and im not trying to gatekeep sonic or whatever#but i also cannot stand seeing waves of people who dont know a thing about sonic praising the movie#when theyre incapable of seeing whats wrong with it because they dont play the games
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Trying to read whipping girl. Fascinated by the world Serano lives in where butch dykes have never been called traitors for their masculinity. "Female-bodied" people are never forced into feminity and cis women are brave for wearing makeup and skirts to work in her world, I guess. Wish I lived there. (Also, the idea that men being weird about purses and lipstick is somehow evidence that feminity can be more fierce and dangerous than masculinity is absolutely bonkers. Why are we defining fierceness based on men's reactions)
Oh, nevermind, apparently trans women are ridiculed for masculinity and only trans women, no one else. No other group woman or person seen as such has faced that
But wait! To ridicule masculinity would require questioning it, I thought 🤔 I guess that logic doesn't apply to trans women, though, just everyone else, for some reason (choosing to ignore the phrasing of "*perceived* masculine tendency" because the word perceived there literally changes nothing. all masculinity is perceived masculinity)
P.S. I believe those are called "personality traits" and the categorization of them into a gendered binary is perhaps artificial actually
P.P.S. These quotes are not necessarily in the order they are arranged in within the book, but, given they were written by the same person, and the context and order of them in the book doesn't make them any better, I do not feel that presenting them out of order is deceitful
#transmisogyny#<- because whipping girl is the book that coined#that#it#whatever#transandrophobia#butchphobia#<- for being wrong about those two groups respectively#whipping girl#<- because this post is about that
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I love how each episode of loki has set aside built-in time for loki and mobius to banter. The show is self-aware enough to know that regardless of ships, they are the primary relationship in this program and that their showcase of chemistry is what audiences want to see. And boy do they know how to dangle that carrot. Is it necessary to stand so close to each other while you bicker, boys? Huh?
Aside: cancel your disney ploos subscription. just pirate the show.
#every ep description basically: uh oh loki and mobius on another adventure gone wrong. loki and mobius do casual torture & go on a stroll#they bicker like children. love to see it#mobius really does match loki's chaotic energy even tho they respectively are supposed to represent order and chaos#whereas sylvie matches his intensity and heart#but the former is just a more interesting dynamic to see play out on screen for me personally#also love how we're 4 episodes in and neither of the lokis have brought up the kiss. love that for me personally#i know it'll come back up sometime in the last two eps but here's to hoping we never have to rehash that#loki#lokius
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