#this is why i hate sunscreen
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So many people on that poll voting ‘the sun doesn’t love us’ like you fool. She kisses you every morning and reaches out to caress you every evening. She grows the food you eat. She shines so brightly she is burning with love for her beloved earth.
‘But she burned me!’ Does a lover never bite the lip of their companion a little too hard sometimes? You can choose to put on sunscreen. She can’t choose to extinguish her heart.
The sun loves us. Maybe a bit too much. But it’s love all the same.
#ra speaks#personal#sun and moon#idk do you guys know what poll I’m talking about????#I am making this post as someone who lives in 88% humidity and 100+ F weather. I fucking hate hot weather.#but the sun? it’s not her fault. why don’t you go see how she illuminates the ocean or casts shadows in the forest.#and maybe you’ll see that she’s painting the world for us. without the sun without light there would be no color. no warmth. no food.#no life. the sun loves the earth. this too is toxic Yuri - *im sniped from the building across the street*#also yes this is sunscreen propaganda. put on your fucking sunscreen YES YOU PERSON OF COLOR WITH DARK SKIN YOU TOO PLEASE#you’re more likely to die of skin cancer because medical professionals aren’t trained to recognize it in dark skin#pleaseeeeee wear UV protection this summer I implore you.
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I hate how skincare routines are always something along the lines of "buy 3 different uncomfortable creams and put them on your face everyday!"
I DON'T WANT TO PUT EXPENSIVE UNCOMFORTABLE CREAMS ON MY FACE I JUST WANT TO GET RID OF MY ACNE
#btw I hate body cream of any sort#this includes sunscreen#I just don't go outside#or if I must I use the spray ones#this is probably why I have acne#also I don't have a lot of monies 😔#skincare#acne#memes#shitpost#text#txt
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Taylor Heise and Grace Zumwinkle the typa couple to see you from across the bar and say they liked your vibe
#pwhl minnesota#pwhl#why the actual fuck is grace is always sunburned#sunscreen is a game changer bro#grace zumwinkle#taylor heise#and maybe brock faber too#he can be the akward puppy like guy that tags along and or watches from afar#theyre stuck on puppysitting duty but thats not stopping them from having a fun night out woot woot#brock faber#minnesota wild#nhl#I know pink witney hates to see they asses coming
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being super normal about White calling Billy "a dreamer"after the events of Maybe No Go
#truly alarming amount of tags on this post don't click read more fr#the venture bros#pete white#bily quizboy#billy whalen#idk man the way they balance each other is really interesting#the things they agree on and disagree on are almost arbitrary#'you can't put mouthwash in a cookie' 'trust me' vs 'we should spend 10 mil on a motorcycle instead of housing' 'that's such a cool idea'#billy trying to pep white up about the ball#'this was your dream too' like come on dude when have pete's dreams ever worked out#when have yours#'what are we gonna do now billy?' 'we'll cross that bridge when we come to it'#baby the bridge has never been more present#ALSO white calling billy the dreamer when HE'S the one who pushes so hard for things#billy has dreams that might not be realistic but they give him hope and he works around the way the world works to make things happen#like being a self-taught surgeon and believing in a magic ball#pete has dreams IN SPITE of what is realistic and he will mold reality to be what he wants in order to make it happen#like fixing the quizshow and pretty much everything that happened in invisible hand of fate#and they both have disabilities that affect them in vastly different ways and impact their relationship with realistic goals#like billy's hydrocephalus being presented to the audience as mostly a social issue for him and the hand and eye being marks of trauma#rather than like an actual block for him beyond needing to tune the hand up every now and then#vs white's albinism making him physically unable to be in direct sunlight and making him actively fearful of doing certain things and#being certain places#to be clear i know the actual effects of hydrocephalus as well as the hand and eye but this is based on how the show presents it#like billy took these things about himself into account and went ok these are part of my reality and i will work with them#and pete took his reality and went ok i will cover it up with fake tan and wigs or sunscreen and hats and make reality what i want it to be#and that's what makes them a good team!! that's why they science together well#it's also why they argue so much#accepting reality and playing within its constraints vs hating reality and changing it to suit you#these are the hallmarks of scientific progress
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so my mom hates sunscreen and deodorant. Oh. Ew
#how sinful of me to not want skin cancer! How horrible I am for not wanting to smell like shit!#my uncle hates sunscreen too but he looks like a raisin and thinks elon musk is amazing why the hell would I listen to him#pinkspidey’s rambles
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face wash is a capitalist scam btw, so save your money. your face skin is literally just skin and can be washed the way you wash your other skin on your hands etc. this is why men have clearer skin than women on average - women keep being told they need to use 4867486 unnecessary products and it destroys their skin's natural barrier. just get some normal soap and wash your face with cold water and then use a basic moisturiser afterwards. don't let the sexist megacorps in the beauty industry tell you skincare is a hygiene issue when it's just them selling you harmful carcinogens. (this is my pet peeve subject, can u tell 😇😇😇)
I KNOWWW its so annoying especially with face serums now - why are we applying chemicals on our face!!! and the fact that if you don't have a structured 10 step skincare routine you're considered unhygienic lol
#and why do these people sell sunscreen in such small tubes!!! isn't that very important during summers#you could just sell a bigger pack but well. capitalism#also hate the way dermatologists support this#its okay anon i get it hehe
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it’s not august anymore :((((((((
#fancy thoughts#but like really. I hate fall I hate it !!!! I am in fact. A hater#I want to feel the sun on my skin and tbh !!! I feel kind of cheated out of that I spent all summer inside until I was outside for a while#But I WASNT ALLOWED TO PUT ON SUNSCREEN. so the sun on my skin did NOT feel good.#Today I got to take a moment to literally lie face down on the grass though it was sooooo nice. Good way to end a great month yknow :)#Tbh. I get why people just lie there on the beach in the sun now I don’t like getting tan but. I would do that at this point in my life#Anyway. Bye august thanks for having pretty nice weather 👍
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i wish blocking people killed them in real life
#rj speaks#just saw that tweet 'you guys will age even with all the sunscreen & skin care no one will care abt yr clean girl aesthetic' etc etc#posted on instagram & the comments were actively missing the point#'oh so we can't care about our skin?? oh so you think everyone should just rot?? it's not shameful to want to age gracefully smh you just#hate women!! oh well if we're all gonna die anyway then why can't i have fun with my skin fuck you'#i am going to kill every single one of you#i am actively praying for your collective downfall
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To be the devil's advocate a little bit: they could've 'provided sources' in another post. That's all I'll say about it.
scrunching my face real hard rn
#good lord#what a thread amiright#also i hate the feeling of sunscreen so I won't be wearing it 24/7 thanks#I'm kind of suspicious of the 'everyone should be wearing sunscreen always' tbh#smells like a very successful promo campaign#it's not like 90% of our ancestors died of skin cancer#that being said if you want to wear sunscreen i don't mind#why would i lmao
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today I did this anual thing where I go to the beach, only to confirm I hate the beach
#idk why I still hoped I’d ended liking it this time#i hate the sun the sand and i especially hate feeling like my surroundings and I aren’t clean#the motherfucking sand gets everywhere#reapplying sunscreen is the devil#the sea is fun but it almost killed me
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If there's one specific distinct thing that I do that pissess off a very specific type of people to no end, it's my insistence on distinguishing between short term discomfort and long term damage. These are two completely different things for me, and if someone tells me "don't do that, it's bad for you", I need to know which one it is so I can respond accordingly.
I do not give a shit about short term discomfort. If the negative effect of something is only temporary, I'd rather endure the consequences of my action than waste my sparse brain cells in efforts to avoid it. I have a high pain tolerance and if something is only going to be temporary and inconvenient, I can handle it just fine without complaining of the consequences of my actions.
But I do care about long term damage. Unlike temporary inconvenience, small damage that gradually builds up over time and only gets progressively worse is a serious consequence that is worth the effort to avoid. And to someone who does not make this kind of distinctions, my way of sorting things into "super important, must be followed with absolute commitment" and "I cannot verbally express how little I give a shit about this" seems infuriatingly arbitrary. And once this type of people figure out why I want to know why I'm not supposed to do something, they'll refuse to tell me because they hate it when I contemplate the answer and elect to ignore it.
For example, I do not give a shit about sunburn, but I do give a shit about skin cancer. If the only consequence of being unprotected in the sun was my skin peeling off sometimes, I don't think I'd bother with sun screen. But because the sun damage accumulates and builds up over time into long term damage, I do not play stupid with sunscreen. The same with everything else.
I currently have a thin layer of superglue covering the tips of several of my fingers because "don't get superglue on your fingers" is a temporary inconvenience. It'll wear off eventually.
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My hair is so greasy and my forehead looks like I got a second degree burn I look so awful it's embarrassing.
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[Very pleased with Grant's breathy laugh and the response to it. Laughs lightly.] Good to know. [Said in French] Yeah. [Breathy laugh at Grant's Spanish.] Very nice. Not a clue what you said but very nice. [sheepish chuckle.] Ah, is that what it is. I guess I heard it because you were really pissed off. [Another sheepish chuckle.] That makes sense. You were also gone quite a bit for school right? That probably factors in. I'm glad I want have to piss you off just to hear it. [another laugh]
[Lets out a breathy laugh when Richard talks in French.] I have no idea what you just asked me but the answer is yes. [Chuckles when Richard asks about Texas twang, a little surprised when Richard says he's noticed Grant doesn't use it all the time. Laughs again when he says Spanish too.] Spanish too, huh? [Switches to Spanish.] I'm more than happy to do that for you. I'm happy to do anything you want. [Switches back to English.] And you're right, the Texas twang mostly comes out when I'm back home around other Texans. Sometimes when I get really pissed off. I've never had it as strong as my mom though, I think 'cause my dad doesn't have any southern accent going on.
#grant#THERE ISN'T#oh no!!! i hate that for you also OUCH that must have been a painful sunburn#mine will likely fade into a tan it's what happened last time but rn it just hurts blah#i didn't think i was sweating that much and the stuff i'm using on my body is supposed to be sweat proof so my red neck + back shouldn't be#idk it's miserable and i need it year round so idg why sunscreen has stopped working for me :/#i respect it too lmao#also i'm happy to do anything you want MY HEART
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hot girl summer (i am so sunburnt)
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fine ill say it. i never understood why people like the beach and i dont think i ever will
#like ok.... loud and sand gets fucking everywhere and you have to wear sunscreen (i also hate sunscreen)#cant even enjoy the water cause its salty and hurts your eyes and its scary and dangerous if you go out too far#and The Public is always there#dont even get me STARTED on beachfront properties why would you pay $99999999 for a house that gets fucking flattened every hurricane seaso#am i too autistic for the beach? am i just a hater? i feel like im all alone in this world#just me (and my dad) in our anti beach club#my post#AND ITS FUCKING HOT TOO#HOT and BRIGHT#nightmare biome
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how does tsa have the technology to determine whether liquids are over 100ml but not the technology to determine whether those liquids are hazardous or not?
why am I throwing out a $12 liquid makeup remover that I've only used twice and a cantu curl cream that I have to pour water into if I want to get the last squeezes out??? yall don't a girl to style her hair while she's on a trip? FUCK YOU!
#they also made me dump out my sunscreen cream and my cantu bottle that literally only had like 3 dollops left???#im PISSED pissed#fuuuuuuck tsa#btw the makeup remover and cantu/sunscreen were on my departing and returning flights respectively#i was trying to sneak that makeup remover in cause it was something i had to buy at my destination that i was only at for 3 days#and obv couldn't return with#i hate it here#why yall having ppl throw out coffee? juice? waterrrrrr???#bring the dogs out if your computers can't compute#rant#text
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