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i鈥檓 so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i鈥檇 have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom
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Customer: PUT TO MUCH MONEY IN MY BIKE DMV: SEXTUAL Verdict: ACCEPTED
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you know that furry spectrum meme. there's an evil version of it.
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You show up for your first day at Copyright-Free Magic School. As you're going through orientation, you're informed that all new students get a school-assigned familiar that they are responsible for housing and maintaining. The staff member assures you that your assigned familiar is appropriately chosen and reflects you in some way.
Spin this to find out yours. (Remember, you are responsible for maintaining this familiar in your dorm room.)
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he鈥檚 the worst man ever invented but of course, his breasts are sublime
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Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you
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honestly look at the bright side at least you鈥檙e not 14
I鈥橫 NOT FOURTEEN!!!!!!
#thank FUCK im not 14 anymore#every day no matter how bad it gets. at least im not fucking 14 anymore
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rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks
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