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daftmooncretin · 1 year ago

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last three seasons spn are crazy. its just dean being borderline suicidal while sam tries to fix it by basically dangling his keys at him and going : “dean look! cowboys!” “dean look! strip club!” “dean look! haunted action figure.”

Meanwhile castiel is like i see that dean is suicidal, this is clearly my fault so i will remedy this by dying.

#and then dean is fixed by jack getting him a yogurt from the fridge or some shit #dean: yeah i just dont believe theres any point living any more. sam: huh dean are you ok? that sure was a funny thing to say #dean: yeah i just dont believe theres a point to life anymore. cas: don’t worry dean. i’ll always be here. *dies*#dean:yeah i just don’t believe theres a point to living anymore. jack: bummer. want to play mario kart?#dean: sure kid why not #destiel #dean winchester #spn #sam winchester #supernatural #but seriously #i feel like we dont talk about how dean was trying to die at the slightest inconvenience in the later seasons and its like??? bestie???

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aemondsbabygirl · 2 years ago

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I have to take my mom to a Dr appointment tonight after work and I am dreading it.

First, the Dr is hot and I’d rather not deal with an impossible crush.

Second, I am *TIRED*

Third, I’d rather go home, watch Tom Felton play hogwarts legacy and then read some fics.

#me #this is why I don’t want kids #I feel like I spend my life taking care of others already #it’s been like this ever since I was 12 #honestly the only thing I crave in a relationship is someone to take care of me once in a while #I think I’d cry

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puppetmaster13u · 1 year ago

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Prompt 169

Danny is from a world where everyone has wings, even if most have long since lost the ability to fly. Something about loading and aspect ratio, wings being too small, body too heavy, now mostly used as display, whatever.

It doesn’t matter even if he had blueprints from when he was like six of a jetpack to help fly. It won’t work anyway and hey, he has his ghost form! Which uh, might be perhaps, affecting his wings which were maybe sort of scorched black and practically down to the bone thanks to the accident.

It doesn’t matter, he swears. Though he’s admittedly relieved to see the new feathers growing in are different from Dan’s angry sunset. Even if they’re not even supposed to be able to grow back. Alright, this is fine, no one is going to notice! It’s not like everyone knows about the poor Fenton kid whose wings were absolutely destroyed thanks to an accident! It’s fine.

He’s not flying in a half-panic towards the Far Frozen while crying because his wings are coming back and he’s so scared. He didn’t panic and instantly fled the moment Jazz pointed them out while changing the bandages.

He definitely didn’t trip over something while wiping away said tears and blacking out from all the stress and all of his problems that he definitely mentioned to someone and isn’t keeping a secret. Definitely.

Hawkwoman and Hawkman would like everyone to know that neither of them were expecting a very small child to be spat out of the villain of that week’s machine that should definitely not be a portal. A very small child, maybe nine or ten, with a multitude of concerning wounds both old and fresh. Which isn’t even beginning to touch on the wings.

Feathered, like baby down despite the gnarled scars, unlike their own metallic, with the beginning of tiny specklings like stars amidst the darker fuzz peeking from the wounded flesh.

Who?! Who dared?! It’s (at least to the forever reincarnating duo) a literal baby! They still have down! Tiny baby fuzz! Was it the portal?! Oh this villain is going to taste their maces for causing this if that’s the case!

The rest of the Justice League would honestly like to know what just happened and are honestly unsure on if they should stop the two…

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #wing au #Shayera & Carter: THAT IS A BABY #Danny who is still very distressed when he wakes up: I don’t know what’s going on & might start crying at any moment #He got brought to the Watchtower #Y’know what make it where his world is similar to a Flashpoint timeline & that’s why JL never came #He has no idea why he’s tiny and just wanted to go to one of his caretakers #The League is trying to figure out how to get this kid home but also subtly asking how his home life is #Danny: Oh I guess my bio-parent’s house is dangerous but my caretaker’s homes are really cool and safe!#The JL now think this child is in foster care of some sort in his world #Danny does nothing to dissuade this assumption #Honestly it’s really freaky for him to see people without wings & maybe clings to Hawkwoman & Hawkman #Look their wings might be metallic but at least they have them & he can actually recognize their body language #How can anyone deal with not being able to express with wings?!#Even if his were completely scorched from the Accident he could still move them and such!

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bixels · 7 months ago

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Hey, I need some advice. For anyone experienced with kids, how do you deal with young children with hyperactive ADHD. I’m doing well babysitting but I’m afraid of being a pushover and letting these two kids get away with too much, especially when they’re rough-housing.

#ask you #personal #delete later #they’re good kids just very off the walls and screamy which I don’t mind #I generally have a lot of patience with kids who aren’t trying to be assholes #but the eldest brother teases the youngest a lot. and sometimes when I try to explain stuff their attention’s elsewhere #behavior wise they’ll cry or throw small tantrums if you deny them something they want #I’m just being very gentle and trying to explain why they can’t do or have xyz. or I give them something #new to play with to distract them #the good news is they like me. I’ve gotten them to nap #at one point the eldest got too rough and wasn’t listening to me so I barked his name and he immediately stopped and backed off #so that’s good too #but yeah i don’t really know how to explain to the eldest what the golden rule is #oh I showed them bluey too they liked bluey

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neytui · 9 months ago

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I don’t know what context to give honestly, just spent some time sketching him and this came out hell yeah

Oh btw it was also very weird to give him accurate proportions to his body

#httyd #how to train your dragon #hiccup haddock #hiccup #httyd hiccup #art #my art #SHOUT OUT TO LEVI LEVIONOK FOR ME STEALING THE WAY SHE SKETCHES WITH PINK #I just started like this as a joke what if I sketch with pink #and I was going to change it at the end but it looked too cool I didn’t want to change it 😭#anyways I declare myself guilty #she’s way too cool of artist for me to put into words go check her out #oh and tamaGOTCHIIII #he’s a 2000 kid for me don’t ask me why #midnight post cuz I’m too lazy to wait for tomorrow #he’s 20omg….

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grondds-and-roses · 5 months ago

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My favourite thing about AOT is that when Eren first met Armin and Mikasa, he scared the hell out of them

Like imagine this: You just had the worst day of your life. A bunch of kids beat you up/ you watched your parents get killed then you got kidnapped and out of nowhere a creepy little kid in a red scarf shows up and he is like “yo, wanna tatakae and be my bestie forever :)”

#even in the lost girls OVA when Eren walked into Mikasa’s house acting like he owned the place the poor girl was scared of him lmaoo #Eren would be that one boy in kindergarten who would bite the other kids and push them off of the swings and slides #One of my favourite scenes is when Grisha is like (hey Eren be be nice to Mikasa and try to be friends with her I don’t want you to be an #outcast) and Eren is like I will be nice to her if she is nice to me >:(#and Grisha is like sweetheart this is why you only have one friend 💜#like if Zeke and Eren were raised together Eren would give him younger brother trauma #kid Eren was born to be in a horror movie fr #he would have done wonders for that genre #eren jeager #eren yeager #armin arlert #mikasa ackerman #EMA #eremika #attack on titan #aot #shingeki no kyojin #snk #shiganshina trio

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endlessmidnights · 1 year ago

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Is there a way to make it so I never existed?

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gen4grl · 3 months ago

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a nap in the sun

#pokemon #pkmn #oc #oc art #pokemon oc #trainer oc #orginal character #pokemon art #pokemon fanart #venusaur #pikachu #kanto au #oc: clementine #my art <3 #artists on tumblr #digital art #thx u for all the kind comments on my last piece of oc art wahhh it makes me very happy!!!#i was originally gonna put them in virdian forest + make the piece darker but if a piece isn’t so saturated your eyes are burning i don’t #want it!!! lol // anyway!!! clem is the main focus of my … champion kids… au??? idk if au is a good word bc it’s just a part of #my personal hc/interpretation of gamecanon … just down the line yknow! last time i created an oc was my self insert sonic oc when i was a #whole child … 14 years ago actually which is insane to think about - but i finally (re)understand why yall would die for your oc’s cause #this is my bbg!!!😭🥺🍊🧡 this whole au is super fun for me - i really love exploring the idea of how the champions WE know would be as parents #& how they would navigate both the role as the most famous people in the pokemon world while simultaneously trying to raise a child with #some sense of normalcy? also how the kids perceive and KNOW their parents vs the perception the public has of them! clem is reds daughter #and i think his extremely complicated life and position in the spotlight would play a super interesting role how he raises a child -#especially a daughter!!! this is her taking a lil nap with both her parents pokemon!!! they’re definitely older now (evident by their #wrinkles lol) but they can still definitely beat any trainers ass but will also be available for their babysitting duties lol

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kizzer55555 · 4 days ago

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Will Somebody Kill Them!

New idea. So the league of assassins is trying their usual tricks and attempting to get a very wealthy businessman to cooperate with their corporation. Unfortunatly, Vlad Masters does not wish to work under anyone. Nor share his technology with them. Because of his refusal, the league decides to send a warning as a consequence for defying them. And luckily for them, Vlad has 3 young children in his care that would make the perfect example. Unfortunatly….these kids are really hard to assassinate.

Meanwhile…Danny, Ellie, and Dan are bored. But suddenly they gain some…’enrichment’.

It gets bad enough that the League even reaches out to others. The Light, the League of Shadows, Slade, Deathstroke, the Court of Owls. If anyone can kill these kids there will be a massive reward. (And Vlad is just in the corner sipping his tequila.)

#Dpxdc #dcxdp #Kizzer55555 ideas #Dan Ellie and Danny are bored. Then assassins come and they decide to have some fun.#Vlad travels all over but it literally does not matter. No matter where the assassins strike the kids are perfectly fine.#The three siblings haven’t been exposed as having powers yet so the assassins think they are getting beat by three legitimate civilians.#In fact. They might not actually be using their powers much.#They might have a bet to see how many assassins and mercenaries they can take out without using abilities. Just home alone those suckers.#Of course when they DO use abilities it freaks everyone out because the child was RIGHT THERE. I swear!#No I don’t know why the bomb didn’t go off! Why are the lights cutting out!? Is this the court? I bet it’s the court of owls.#One day a rogue is gonna make the mistake of attacking a gala with those three kids and all the assassins and mercinaries are just gonna #Sit back and watch the action. They are deeply petty and want to watch someone else suffer failure for once.#Also…I think Kalrion’s familiar fell in love with Maddie the cat…how did that happen?#Do….do they have a glowing green dog? WHY?!#Can someone tell me why the Master’s butler has Black Armor? And carries a sword?

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puppppppppy · 2 years ago

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I just skimmed through the art part of your blog and holy bajeebus your LMK art is so beautiful and the headcanon ideas you come up with are so good I wanna steal em-

Kinda wanna see like a part 2 of the little angst you did between MK and Macaque a while ago. It's so interesting and I wanna see Macaque's reaction in your art style. (You don't have to of course, it's just a suggestion [idk if i spelled that right])

Thanks for reading and hope you have a good day/night!

Hope this is to your liking ^^

Part one here

#I’m sure there are some character nuances im forgetting but well 🤷🏽#I want their misunderstanding or whatever they have going on between then come to a head. literally just going ‘wait what’#for me I think it’s entirely possible that there was an actual fight and maybe tension leading up to that point #cause I feel like macaque is not just bitter about thinking he died to wukong but maybe some stuff that built up to that #maybe the fight was just the breaking point. maybe they’re idiots who don’t talk about it because they think they’re on the same page idk #chipper-smol wrote a cool theory abt them using macaques ‘you’re nothing’ line in s4ep1. from what I understand it could be a direct parall #parallel to when he said that to MK right before MK regained his nerve and hit macaque in the eye.. since flying bark foreshadowed monkey mk #waaaay back in season 1 (where his shadow is his monkey form in the opening) i think that could be deliberate #and they could have gotten billy to voice an entirely different line for that scene. but they reused his line from s3 #in a very specific scene with wukongs narrative foil. hm #that aside I would have liked to hear billy voice the ‘you abandoned me’ line that would have killed me. but that’s just me lol #also looking at this I should have shaded the last frame to make it look more dramatic and serious but I ran out of time :(#if anything I want to see MK try and help them get back together. poor kid tries so hard to understand people so I think it would be cool to #see that happen. that’s what I like about him.. he asked macaque why he was working for LBD instead of accusing him of dooming everyone bc #he wants to and he tried to comfort spider queen by admitting he was scared of LBD too 😭😭#my art #myart #Lego Monkie kid #lmk #Monkie kid #lmk spoilers #Lego Monkie kid spoilers #lmk macaque #six eared macaque #lmk sun wukong #lmk swk #lmk MK #lmk xiaotian #lmk season 4 #Lego Monkie kid s4

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tanglepelt · 2 years ago

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Dp x dc idea 24

Jason can feel himself being drawn somewhere in the Midwest. He’s busy with his own bs to deal with it. It’s only when he hops on a motorcycle and starts riding that way he admits it may be a concern.

One things for sure he’s not telling Bruce.

Cass, Tim and Damian show up asking him if he feels it to. They all agree it’s turned more into a pull now.

The four say f it and go off to investigate. Jason has his guns, Damian his sword, Tim his paranoia and Cass is just Cass.

Meanwhile Danny in amity park is freaking out that apparently he was the new ghost king. So many ghost had popped through to meet him. They just wouldn’t stop coming. Claiming he was calling them to greet their new king.

#danny fenton #danny phantom #dc x dp #dp x dc #dp dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc crossover #ghost king danny #Danny does not realize his presence is just calling out the ghost #like if he wants them to stop showing up he can just proclaim he is done with visitation #until he does he is a beacon #drawing in ghost or ecto entities #Jason would just like to continue his life #none of them tell Bruce #they just disappear into the night #why would he need to know #Bruce is panicking as four of his kids just vanished #all turned off their comms #the four bats were not expected the mess that was amity #i don’t like the fenton parents so like maybe they do something extra bad #and cass is just like new brother #she takes one look at him and goes yup he is one of us #plus i feel they’d be over protective of the baby ghost king #cause Danny is baby

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s0undsinmyhead · 3 months ago

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If I see one more “they’re platonic soulmates 🥹🥰” comment on a tagged Caryl post I’m gonna go Carol on these mfs.

If you don’t ship it move on. Creeps. Only thing worse is when they follow up with “she’s like his mother. They have a mother-son relationship.” Wtf show are you watching?! They’re the same age??? Carol has adopted many children. None of them were a middle aged man named Daryl who she flirts with a dreams about being married too.

#twd caryl #Caryl #caryl is endgame #you don’t have to ship it #i get it #but damn why you gotta comment all over ship posts #I don’t trash on the other Daryl ships I just ignore them #just say soulmates 🙄#I just want them to be together already #I’ve done my waiting 12 years of it #the shows been hinting at it forever #I feel like I’m back in my old fandoms being queerbaited but with a straight couple #Destiel you’re endgame too ❤️#again you don’t have to ship it but the mom/som comments are so ridiculous #she literally jokes about him going down on her #like I get it if you want them just to stay besties or you ship them with other people but the mom/son comments are just 🤢#she flirts with him #they are the same age #just say you don’t want Daryl to be with someone with gray hair #daryl dixon #carol peletier #I haven’t started season 2 book of Carol so this could end very embarrassing for me #although honestly didn’t love season 1 with the weird messiah storyline #and Daryl abandoning Judith RJ and Carol #for some weirdo kid he’s known for a week #hated that #wow that last gif is perfect

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zehl0w · 28 days ago

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Mfw both of the guys you have a crush on start holding hands at school

#genzen #gentan #zentan #tanzen #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #this drawing is sos sososososososo goddamn ugly I hate it so bad 💀#but I wanna try and start posting more art even if I really really don’t like it #this is specifically like #au art for a story I have w my girlfriend #aka gen and zen have a really complex relationship where they’re kinda suicidally codependent on each other #just two severely mentally ill kids looking for some reason to hold on and they feel like they’re the only two who can really #understand each other in that regards #plus they both have a really big crush on tanjirou but feel like they’re both outta his league #so they bond over being the seconds and don’t really expect anything out of it #but of course zen is a hopeless romantic and despite the fact that he absolutely does not want to #he starts getting a crush on gen……..#and he’s like n onononononoono fuckkfuckufj uvkufk this can’t be happening this can’t be happening uggdhfbvfbbggg why him why him I hate him #but he kinda makes peace with it because he knows that they’re both just. not gonna be with anyone for better or for worse #they haven’t said anything out loud like this but they. both know they aren’t planning on sticking around long enough to need a relationship #it’s ok y’all I been there before you just gotta thug it out……….#I fucked up one of my first tags and said they feel like they’re outta tans league #NO THR FUCK YALL ARR NOT HE IS OUTTA YOUR LEAGUE DONT DELUDE YOURSELVES 💀#forgot to tag their names lol #genya shinazugawa #zenitsu agatsuma #tanjirou kamado #tanjiro kamado

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marty--party · 1 month ago

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who the hell is this guy ….

haven’t tried gijinka in awhile and man i forgot how fun making designs are :D

#martyn art #guy with the most unfortunate name … forgive me if it’s not a viable Japanese name i just wanted a play off of “monokuma”#why do all the human designs i see make him and usami kids/teens? they’re both teachers #& don’t they both complain about “kids today” and all that #idk what his role would be in canon i just wanted try gijinka again. maybe he’s jin kirigiri’s assistant or smth #then jin gets executed and junko makes this guy a figurehead to hide her identity #also happy late anniversary to this fuckass game series that’s plagued me for years ... meant to post earlier but i got caught up #idk if i need to add a warning for his eye infection it’s not that graphic #monokuma #danganronpa #gijinka #humanization

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angelic-waffles · 21 days ago

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Doesn’t every kid want their very own puppy for Christmas?

Anyways I thought this was just a fun idea. Ghost girl and her very happy puppy

#he’s a mini schnauzer and I don’t know why #I just drew him and my hands created a schnauzer #it’s his world and I’m just living in it #Jane bought them matching Christmas pajamas #I like to think slender literally bent the fabric of reality and took smile dog out of the mass that is the internet #because if his ghost daughter that just showed up one day wants a dog god damn it she’ll get a dog #I see slender as a father figure to the younger inhabitants of the mansion and some of the younger proxies #like if they joined him as a teen like Clocky or Toby they’re his kid #if they became a proxy as an adult like Tim or Brian then they’re like an employee #does that make sense I’m sorry idk #art #my art #drawing #artists of tumblr #artists on tumblr #illustration #creepypasta #crp #creepypasta fandom #creepypasta fanart #crp fandom #crp fanart #sally williams #sally williams fanart #smile dog #smile dog fanart #slender mansion #slenderverse #Christmas special #sorry for the headcannon ramble but not really 🤕

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silvantransthranduiltrash · 1 year ago

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Imagine a feanorian or a nolofinwean etc traveling back in time to the years of the trees-

And finwe, of all elves, clocks onto something being wrong before anyone else, bc he grew up in a time where it was killed or be killed and he wants to know why his grandkid(s) went from an elf who has never seen a day of strife in their life, to a hardened warrior with ptsd seemingly overnight.

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