#this is the stupidest thing I’ve done
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uhohkenny · 2 years ago
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what do YOU think it would look like if we mixed 2hu and tboi?!?! i think it would look BANGIN!
let’s have a look at these RESULTS..
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what do YOU think? is it DOPE?!
(her item would totally be a 9ball)
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deadsouls-is-canon · 3 months ago
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“I love your daughter.”
“What do you have to offer her?”
“Nothing. Only this.”
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dj-yonds-fort · 2 days ago
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haur haur haurhaur haur 🐻🐰🐔🦊
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WAZZAT DA BITE OF ‘87?!
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noxexistant · 5 days ago
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also love and light, god bless, but the katherine hate posts you people make are soooo embarrassing. essays about how the one (1) female character that exists is annoying and ugly and should be replaced with a white boy. revolutionary.
absolutely tracks that the people who write shameless posts about Despising a female character for no reason other than misogyny would let that extend to mocking the physical appearance of the real life human being actress who plays her. i love it here
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unlikely-angel-24601 · 2 months ago
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having a body that can bruise so easily is odd because what do you mean an angel bruised her lip by smashing her knee into it while doing a dance that vaguely looks like that weird move from karate kid?
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annebrontefanclub · 2 years ago
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Doctor: you only have 9 minutes and 22 seconds to live.
Me:
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thesillygoosecompany · 6 months ago
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thatbuddie · 7 months ago
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i’m doing a spinny wheel thingy of my own.
so here we go: fuck marry bffs therapy kill (my version) <3
spin my wheel!!
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stilltheworstwolverine · 4 months ago
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Had a really busy day at work making this 😂
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gods-favorite-autistic · 10 months ago
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Sent my brother a TikTok the other day he responded with this
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twinkskeletons · 2 years ago
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sent an email
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flippedorbit · 1 year ago
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do you want me to fucking go off on you? do you truly fucking want that mother?
#“oh you and your sister never listen to me and blah blah blah” we fucking do (or at the very least i do)#“you guys never help out” does me doing the litter and taking out the trash and on occasion hand washing the dishes mean#fucking nothing to you? does me sweeping the floor every once in a while because you chose to keep us in an area that is ALL SAND/DIRT ROAD#for whatever stupid ass reason also meaningless? does me doing my damn best to help out mean fucking nothing?#do you want me to kill my self. do you want to lose your eldest child to something YOU could have fucking prevented all because you can’t#stop being a bitch to him all the time? do you really fucking want that mom? because at this rate i am once again on the road to fucking#attempting it. i’m so god damn sick of how you treat me. the only time i can do anything i want is at night. i stay up super late playing#games with my friends because its the only time in the day when you aren’t bitching and whining for me to do something you don’t want to do#for the past several days i’ve been up until five in the damn morning just to do something that makes me happy.#you misgender me. you deadname me. you refuse to accept any aspect of my identity. you don’t treat me like a god damn person.#i have so many different ways i can consider attempting if i truly wanted to. the only thing keeping me alive is my friends. because they a#least show that they fucking care and actively want to do things with me. like group drawing or playing video games.#YOU on the other hand; mother; yell and get mad at me over the stupidest shit and never fucking apologize.#i cannot recall a singular time you’ve apologized for being a complete bitch to me over something so fucking unimportant.#and yet i’m expected to be completely fucking fine and happy all because you provide me with the bare fucking minimum.#”i clothe and feed and provide a place for you to live” THAT IS THE BARE FUCKING MINIMUM. sure you could argue over the fact i’m 18 and#should be out working somewhere. but you give me so few opportunities for going places and even considering getting a job or finally gettin#my driver’s license. plus i would rather fucking die than work any food service or customer service job. because i’d be going somewhere#where i’d mostly get talked down to or yelled and then come home and have the same shit done after working for hours and getting minimal#pay. i’d rather work on my own fucking terms with commissions than go into any job where i have to interact with others in public for any#reason. where i’d be treated just the same as at home. like someone who isn’t a person and doesn’t deserve anyone to be nice to them.#i constantly so desperately wish that maybe one day soon i’d find someone to be with romantically and that i could maybe live with them and#get out of this hell hole that i’m supposed to call home. to go somewhere and have my efforts appreciated. to go somewhere where i’d#actually fucking be loved. i shouldn’t have to wish so god damn hard for a better life all because my mother can’t fucking treat me like a#person with hopes and dreams and thoughts and feelings.#i’m ending this rant here before i get too angry and upset. see you all in maybe an hour.#suicide mention#ask to tag
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spacetrashpile · 2 years ago
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one day at least two years ago i accidentally set my google docs to always correct “too” to “to” and i have never figured out if there’s a way to fix it and it haunts me every fucking day
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depression-pie · 9 months ago
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•_• <- Sans undertale
wait check this out
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shyshyaaaaaa · 5 months ago
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One time I swallowed a fly and got a super bad tummy ache.
I guess you could call it a ‘stomach bug’.
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drivemysoul · 5 months ago
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this woman said she can get me to a platinum blonde but she has to cut it into a “sharp bob” and i’ll have to lose 2 inches which. like. is my whole fucking hair.
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