#this is the stupidest thing I’ve ever done
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deadsouls-is-canon · 1 month ago
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“I love your daughter.”
“What do you have to offer her?”
“Nothing. Only this.”
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moony-t0ast · 2 years ago
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had a funeral for my vapes. it was v sad
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shyshyaaaaaa · 4 months ago
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One time I swallowed a fly and got a super bad tummy ache.
I guess you could call it a ‘stomach bug’.
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jewelthenerd · 4 months ago
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Stupid lmk doodles because why not
( Minor Season 5 Spoilers- like a new character is there )
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Feat MK, Ne Zha, Ao Lie, Macaque, The Nine-Headed Demon and Shadowpeach ( because I’m cringy like that )
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unlikely-angel-24601 · 20 days ago
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having a body that can bruise so easily is odd because what do you mean an angel bruised her lip by smashing her knee into it while doing a dance that vaguely looks like that weird move from karate kid?
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thesillygoosecompany · 4 months ago
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thatbuddie · 5 months ago
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i’m doing a spinny wheel thingy of my own.
so here we go: fuck marry bffs therapy kill (my version) <3
spin my wheel!!
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stilltheworstwolverine · 3 months ago
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Had a really busy day at work making this 😂
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gods-favorite-autistic · 8 months ago
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Sent my brother a TikTok the other day he responded with this
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sallytwo · 1 year ago
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in terms of the chain of command idc about being a cadet. cuz that’s my rank that’s just what i am but whenever i go out in public and people ask if i’m a cadet or call me a cadet or my family says it it’s like okay. we don’t need to do that . we can stop
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aomiyukataaa · 2 years ago
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Today’s FNaTI doodles since I have no motivation for actually good FNaTI art ;-;
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Oblitus Casa finally got me back into this fandom pretty well. I downloaded it, but I haven’t played it yet since I’m still too dumb on how to escape the tunnels most of the nights provided.
Who knows, maybe I might post more of these.
Also, MOTHER being transgender is beautiful.
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spacetrashpile · 2 years ago
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one day at least two years ago i accidentally set my google docs to always correct “too” to “to” and i have never figured out if there’s a way to fix it and it haunts me every fucking day
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depression-pie · 8 months ago
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•_• <- Sans undertale
wait check this out
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drivemysoul · 4 months ago
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this woman said she can get me to a platinum blonde but she has to cut it into a “sharp bob” and i’ll have to lose 2 inches which. like. is my whole fucking hair.
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roaringroa · 1 year ago
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idk what anyone else thinks but i think i’m sooo funny like just spent 3 min laughing at a text i sent
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justiceforskywarp · 1 year ago
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I just woke up from a dream that I remember being really dramatic but in truth all I can recall is that at the end of it I was in a goodwill nd I found a product that had the head of bugs bunny, the body of sonic the hedgehog from that “alone on a Friday night?” and fishnet legs with high heels and it was called “e bugs sexy legs lamp” and it made my dream self lose it so bad I woke up irl
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