#this is the stupidest thing I’ve ever done
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“I love your daughter.”
“What do you have to offer her?”
“Nothing. Only this.”
#rgg#yakuza#ryu ga gotoku#yakuza shitpost#yakuza meme#yakuza edit#I love your daughter meme#kiryu kazuma#majima goro#nishikiyama akira#kazumaji#I was crying laughing making this#this is the stupidest thing I’ve ever done#fuck me running#never edited a video before#should I have made it Kazama instead of Nishiki?#nah#all my homies hate kazama shintaro#sorry about the watermark ya’ll#j original
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had a funeral for my vapes. it was v sad
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One time I swallowed a fly and got a super bad tummy ache.
I guess you could call it a ‘stomach bug’.
#this is the stupidest thing I’ve ever done#this is what a two hour long roadtrip does to a motherfucker#anyway uh#this had better come to a stop drawing coming later!!!#dad joke
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Stupid lmk doodles because why not
( Minor Season 5 Spoilers- like a new character is there )
Feat MK, Ne Zha, Ao Lie, Macaque, The Nine-Headed Demon and Shadowpeach ( because I’m cringy like that )
#lego monkie kid#lmk#lmk spoilers#lmk season 5 spoilers#lego monkie kid spoilers#lmk macaque#lmk sun wukong#lmk swk#lmk wukong#lmk shadowpeach#shadowpeach#lmk mk#lmk ne zha#lmk nezha#lmk ao lie#lmk nine headed demon#lmk nine-headed demon#drawing Ne Zha with Heelys is either the stupidest or smartest thing I’ve ever done and I don’t know which#Ignore my cringe shadowpeach doodle by the way#my art
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having a body that can bruise so easily is odd because what do you mean an angel bruised her lip by smashing her knee into it while doing a dance that vaguely looks like that weird move from karate kid?
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#Quickest stupidest thing I’ve ever done#Forgive me#bill cypher#book of bill#gravity falls#Logan Paul
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i’m doing a spinny wheel thingy of my own.
so here we go: fuck marry bffs therapy kill (my version) <3
spin my wheel!!
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Had a really busy day at work making this 😂
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Sent my brother a TikTok the other day he responded with this
#for reference my brother apparently smoked weed in like middle school and still smokes weed#I have never had weed before in my life#one of my friends unknowingly ate an edible once though#some random dude gave his friend a random rice krispy treat that they split with my friend#that day was fun#and also one of the stupidest decisions I’ve ever heard#although ngl I would’ve done the same I am a gremlin for food#also one of my other friends just sits with this group of stoners at lunch#she has accidentally gotten hotboxed multiple times#said friend also knows the kid who accidentally caught the school on fire with a blunt#<-dont question this weirder things have happened at my school#I’m rambling so hard right now#my theory is that while high I would either morph into the most annoying person ever or just be the most quiet I’ve ever been#madurday night live
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in terms of the chain of command idc about being a cadet. cuz that’s my rank that’s just what i am but whenever i go out in public and people ask if i’m a cadet or call me a cadet or my family says it it’s like okay. we don’t need to do that . we can stop
#it’s the worlds stupidest rank. stop.#elliot smith wrote wouldnt mama be proud about. me#wow elliot smith postinf at 8am on a tuesday is the most loser thing i’ve ever done. i’m normal now
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Today’s FNaTI doodles since I have no motivation for actually good FNaTI art ;-;
Oblitus Casa finally got me back into this fandom pretty well. I downloaded it, but I haven’t played it yet since I’m still too dumb on how to escape the tunnels most of the nights provided.
Who knows, maybe I might post more of these.
Also, MOTHER being transgender is beautiful.
#fnati 2020#fnati#oblitus casa#this is the most stupidest thing i’ve ever done#five nights at treasure island
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one day at least two years ago i accidentally set my google docs to always correct “too” to “to” and i have never figured out if there’s a way to fix it and it haunts me every fucking day
#space rambles#just had it happen to me again and i needed to air out the frustration for once in my life#even though it’s also the stupidest thing i’ve ever done
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•_• <- Sans undertale
wait check this out
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this woman said she can get me to a platinum blonde but she has to cut it into a “sharp bob” and i’ll have to lose 2 inches which. like. is my whole fucking hair.
#taylor.txt#it’s taken me a year and a half and it’s barely to my shoulders#that will make it chin length#and given i want it platinum blonde specifically for annie im just.#at least i can colour it after. i’m just really fucking sad#shaving my hair was one of the stupidest things i’ve ever done and one of my biggest regrets and i’ll never forgive my mother for it
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idk what anyone else thinks but i think i’m sooo funny like just spent 3 min laughing at a text i sent
#my post#this is about the girl i’m seeing telling me to be careful when i check her insta story (it was a freaking gorgeous pic of her)#so the only thing i reply with is a pic of me playing dead#and when she laughed and said ‘you died??’#i sent her a text pretending to be an autopsy team informing her that the results have come in#and by the looks of it the cause of death was hot woman#now she laughed said she can’t believe i did that and wondered if the cause of death wasn’t ‘boiolice’#(boiolice is brazilian slang for ‘gayness’ but also like infatuation regardless of gender)#so i said lena (me) has been suffering from boiolice for weeks now but it looks like it was indeed hot woman that caused the death#fortunetely there’s a remedy that works even post death: only your kiss can save her#as for the boiolice it’s unfortunately in a grave state with no known treatment#okay so yeah that was one of the stupidest gayest corniest things i’ve ever done in my life but it was also hilarious so idcc
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I just woke up from a dream that I remember being really dramatic but in truth all I can recall is that at the end of it I was in a goodwill nd I found a product that had the head of bugs bunny, the body of sonic the hedgehog from that “alone on a Friday night?” and fishnet legs with high heels and it was called “e bugs sexy legs lamp” and it made my dream self lose it so bad I woke up irl
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