#it was lowkey very romantic to drive at night in the rain to rite aid and wander through the aisles
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just took plan b despite the fact that I’m still a virgin. Just thought I’d run and tell all my loyal followers about what their favorite paranoid Nixon-coded girl is up to
#it technically makes sense even though I’m a virgin but like my god this is the stupidest thing I’ve ever done#it was lowkey very romantic to drive at night in the rain to rite aid and wander through the aisles#he bought it for me#and refused to accept any money when I said I could pay him back#and he wasn’t even trying to be noble about it he was just trying to be reassuring#and he opened it for me and then he bought us taco bell and we ate it in the campus parking lot nearby my house#anyway I’m still embarrassed like he kept saying better safe than sorry and that it made sense in context#but like…to take plan b before one loses their virginity���why do I live like this#this is so chewing gum coded#personal
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