#iconic vines

[overheardbyvarioustherapists]

Simeon: ...Now release *all* of those sounds that are trapped in your mind Satan, Belphie, and MC: *unholy screeching* Simeon: Simeon: Are you three okay? Belphie: I’m a little messed up Satan and MC: same

[thenamelessdepths]

Talia: Son.

Damian: Yes, mama?

Talia: How old are you boy?

Damian: I am 10 mama.

Talia: Take this knife. Go hunt bear.

Damian:

Damian: Just one?

Talia: Ohohoho!

[eidolons-stuff]

Wednesday: "There's a spider on your shoulder"

Enid: *screams*

Wednesday: "I'm just joking"

Enid: "You need Jesus"

[filmbropilled]

full metal jacket as vines...this'll probably get no likes but I thought it was a funny idea...

[theunpaidtherapistsclub]

Saima: He does come off a little strong sometimes but he means well

[annebrontefanclub]

Doctor: you only have 9 minutes and 22 seconds to live.

Me:

[bloctg4]

inniu Dé Céadaoin, leaids

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[your-fave-is-being-blended]

Jared, 19, from Vine fame

Jared (19) from Vine is being blended!!

You cannot save him.

[dodgytransformer]

Percy: hurricane katrina? more like hurricane toRtiLa-

*destroys hyperion*

[heavenlyhoundoom]

Knd shit post.

Monty: Hey bro what do you want to eat?

Father(in Benedict's mind): The souls of the innocent...

Benedict: A bagel.

Father: No!

Benedict: Two bagels.

[overheardbyvarioustherapists]

Lucifer: Why aren’t the dishes in alphabetical order?! Satan: What does that even mean?

[morb22]

Sitting here thinking about how Kaladin was nineteen and he never learned how to read.

[eidolons-stuff]

Enid: "I met a girl last night, mom. She's really pretty"

Esther: "Well, it's more about personality, right?"

Enid: "No. It's about how hot she is"

[purrrcrastination]

in the name of the Father(Kurtis Conner), the Son(Danny Gonzalez), and the Holy Spirit(Drew Gooden), Amen 🙏

[unaballerinascalza]

gon step on my fuckin toe

with the fucking cowgirl fucking boots

disgusting