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Ted Lasso Text Posts: Part #1
#this is the peak of my humor#ted lasso#ted lasso incorrect quotes#trent crimm#coach beard#jamie tartt#roy kent#keeley jones#tedtrent#royjamie#tedbeard#nate shelley#text post#ted lasso text post
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they look like they’re about to sing candy store at me
#black butler#black butler public school arc#i don’t know their names though#this joke has probably been made before#heathers the musical#i think im hilarious for this honestly#this is the peak of my humor#i don’t get funnier than this#i thought it was funny
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Red Son: “Good morning.”
MK: “Sup.”
Mei: “Sdown.”
Red Son: “I lied, it is not a good morning.”
#LMK#lmk mk#lmk mei#lmk red son#lmk incorrect quotes#this is the peak of my humor#I only have the worst puns to give#you will accept them
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THEY KILLED THE LIVING ROOM. IT IS NOW A DEAD ROOM.
During the renovation of your living room you hire cheapest designer avaliable due to lack of funds. But when you come back to twitching raw muscles covering the walls and bloody heart in the chandelier you realise they might have misunderstood the assignment.
#this is it#this is the peak of my humor#this is the peak of my whole life and i do not regret it#shitpost#puns
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the right way
#art#oc#yourenotsupposedtobehere#ynstbh#peak dialogue#devil got my sense of humor#repost due to a dumbass mistake that bothered me a lot
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So with the Community Center done + both harem routes taken... Asmodeus♡ proposed! In Marnie's kitchen. Like a classy individual.
#stardew valley#farmer asmodeus♡#sdv shane#and in case only i care (i do) i wanna say that they got married#year 2 winter 16#which ! IS! amazing because 2x2 = 4 and winter is the fourth month so 4x4 = 16#therefore i planned it perfectly and have no regrets thanks bye#also i think it is peak humor when you do the big request for gus#and its like oh thank you gus for the wonderful omelette ! and hes like yeah got them from the damned farm#and marnie is like mmm the damned eggs....#bc i really did just name his farm The Damned#also won the winter fishing contest again surprising no one in the valley im sure#how does asmo do it? how is the farmer so good at fishing? easy the town forgets hes a farmer and only wants fish#ive neglected fishing with him recently tho because im TRYING to cap my combat skill which is... behind#since no one EVER wanted monsters to be fought EVER in their ENTIRE LIVES so ... it was slacking
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science brain vs hopeless romantic brain, who will win
#picturing them both going for it at the same time#eddie leaning in for a romantic kiss and then frank just fucking bites him#peak humor. to Me.#scribble salad#welcome home#franklydear#one last scribble before bed.... one more meme....#the sun is Up but i stay doodling#except not anymore bc im gonna go be unconscious#and hope my dreams chill the fuck out because honestly what even was the other night. what was that.#im Used to death dreams but jeebus criminy on a crisis cracker.#didn't even get to taste the salmon morsels either smh
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lou it sounds like you need to calm down. have a snickers. or maybe some cheetos.
#this episode is peak comedy im laughing my ass off#everybody go pay for dropout now just so you can watch this madness#lou wilson#game changer#game changer spoilers#dropout#dropout tv#brennan lee mulligan#siobhan thompson#d20#dimension 20#college humor#andis thought geyser
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(Sonictober Day 2: Double)
#sonic the hedgehog#sonic#amy rose#silver the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sonic fanart#sonic comic#sonictober 2022#is this still a joke or…?#bro like 10 years ago this was like peak comedy to me#granted I was a child 10 years ago so my humor standards weren’t high#baguette art
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And he'd do it again if his wife wasn't a therapist.
#the orville#isaac the orville#the orville isaac#isaac finn#ty finn#marcus finn#humor#funny#scifi#science fiction#brooklyn nine nine#brooklyn 99#this is my peak photo manip skills
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The Charles Xavier Dr. Pepper Timeline (CXDPT)
i can feel in my bones that this is something hardcore X-Men fans are going to lose their minds over (because it’s already happened once in real life), so a quick DISCLAIMER: this is a joke! this is not a serious post, but is actually the culmination of an inside joke between me and my friend! laugh! it’s supposed to be funny.
so, almost two weeks ago now, me and my friend were chatting with a logan chatbot, and—as two people who ship scogan—decided to ask him about scott. and it replied by accidentally using she/her pronouns for him, thus giving us the first inkling of this horrible, horrible au: transmasc scott summers.
from there it wasn’t a long road to where we’re at now, which is…interesting, to say the least. we add onto this universe whenever we’re being stupid and the X-Men come up. for example, we were at work and hating it, so we thought “what if charles decided to make the X-Men work in fast food for a day, and they all abandon kurt inside to do every station himself”
goes without saying that now whenever we’re mad at our job, we express it out loud in mildly okay kurt wagner impressions.
but anyway, the main part of this post is next: the specifics of this AU, written out in a bullet point list of everything that’s canon in it. let me reiterate that this is for shits and giggles, so i don’t want to hear anything about “but _____ isn’t canon!!!” WE KNOW.
Everything Canon In The CXDPT
Charles was not born with his abilities, but instead gained them right after WWII. His parents offered him a crisp can of Dr. Pepper, and the sheer deliciousness gave him the powers we know him for
In order to maintain his abilities he has to drink an absurd amount of Dr. Pepper daily
TRANSGENDER SCOTT!!!
Scogan is real and they’re insufferable
Laura is a Disney Channel / Hannah Montana girlie and makes Logan watch with her (he’s secretly also a fan)
Jean is transphobic. This is a repercussion of her having almost no personality in the original movie trilogy. She was also hit by the lesbianism beam
Laura got Hollywood Undead banned in the mansion
Kurt has a mysterious BF who just stands next to him most of the time and enjoys throwing rocks at Magneto (Kurt doesn’t take part in this but does encourage it)
Charles uses his telepathy to harass Scott into bringing him Dr. Pepper (the others don’t care as much so manipulation doesn’t work)
“Hey Scott, it’s me, Charles Xavier. Remember how my legs don’t work? Do you see this wheelchair? Wanna bring me a Dr. Pepper about it, Scott?”
Laura got banned from MovieStarPlanet for harassing and cussing out her “ex-boyfriend”
Mystique and Rogue defend anything questionable that Laura does by going “Oh come ON guys she’s JUST a GIRL!!!”
Storm is the only normal one here. Everyone else ages her so very badly just by being their pure, unaltered selves
Scott is actually Y/N
Cherik is canon but only in a “it’s my weekend with the kids, I don’t care if it’s your birthday, I only get to see them once every other week ASSHOLE” kind of way
we acknowledge that this is quite the departure for certain characters, but the thing is that they’re fictional characters so what harm is this actually doing? this AU was purely made to fit our senses of humor which aren’t always the best, to say the least, but it’s funny to us.
hope you enjoyed this post but you probably didn’t, if i’m honest.
#x men#x men 2000s#charles xavier#professor x#wolverine#logan howlett#cyclops#scott summers#jean grey#ororo munroe#laura kinney#kurt wagner#nightcrawler#erik lehnsherr#magneto#scogan#this is primarily based on the 2000s movies btw#and it’s very logan/scott/laura centric because that’s what it started with#but i think the point is that it can be whatever we want because we’ve established that they’re all almost different people atp#but whatever honestly#this only has to appeal to two people AND IT DOES!!#kurt wagner in the arby’s. what will he do?#‘logan please stop smoking your silly cigar and come make sandwiches i cannot do this alone anymore!!!’#yea#logan is very girldad in this and that’s all that matters#me: my humor is peak#my humor: (touches finger to forehead) it’s me charles xavier#the CXDPT
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- Pretense: Silver calls Lilia "old man" in Japanese, which leads to some hilarious misunderstandings.
🌸♀️: I heard you've been sparring with Silver and Sebek a lot more recently. Don't overdo it, ok? Here, some pain relief patches for the old man!
🐉: !! Old... man..!
🌸, laughing at the joke: Yeah, you're already an old man!
And Malleus' lizard brain short circuits and blocks off any room for critical thinking. He breathes heavily, whines with a sob, and takes your hands with the softest eyes you've ever seen on him.
🐉: Thank you. You made me the happiest being in the world. I swear on my life that I will devote myself to protect you and your happiness.
🌸: That...sounds a bit too dramatic for a box of salonpas but... I'm glad you like it!
And then he starts focusing most of his time reading books unrelated to class. The professors try confiscating them, but are too stunned to react and think of the appropriate course of action when they discover he's studying phases of pregnancy and how to properly raise children.
He also starts pampering you out of the blue: personally preparing your meals for you and ensuring that the food you take have the appropriate balance of taste and nutrition, as well as escorting you everywhere. He even carries you up and down stairs. This one embarrasses you so badly that you threaten not to see him in the evenings anymore if he won't stop this insane overprotectiveness.
🐉: Nonsense! If you slip and fall, what happens to our offspring? Would you rather not let it see daylight even once?
🌸: Offspri-- what?! What are you talking about?!
🐉: You told me that I have become a father!
🌸: When?!
🐉: When you gave me that box of... Salon pass!
🌸: Salon-- Oh my god Hornton, I said you were an old man. A literal old man. You're literally hundreds of years old.
🐉: !!
🐉: ... Do you mean... I am not a father?
🌸: No! How did you even think of that?
🌸, not knowing whether to laugh or cry: We've never even slept together once? 😭
#lizard brain malleus is my personal peak humor taste#twisted wonderland#ventique rambles#malleus draconia#malleus x reader
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flirting vs harassment
#my art#this was the last thing that was open in clip studio i guess i forgot to color it#hana stop making comics where nana is clearly into shane's assholeish behavior NO#THIS IS PEAK HUMOR TO ME#i also like pinpointing their friendship whenever i draw comics like this so this is like... 10 hearts platonic#stardew valley#stardew valley shane#shane sdv#farmer nana
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TINN and TIW in MY SCHOOL PRESIDENT (2022), episode 2
#my school president#gmmtv#thai bl#bl drama#mine#mjtag#userpuentalay#usergooseras#userlotad#userpharawee#they're besties your honor#the way he just stands there for many seconds holding an imaginary umbrella is peak humor to me#i adore you tiw#keep being the best wingman of all time
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this is making me giggle so much
#tigger's ridiculously bitter face when rabbit shoves in to look at the book is really funny#adventure time#wizard city#blaine#larry#cadebra#digital#i didnt know who to have as pooh... it was gonna be larry then i remmebrerd they dont have any other friends and pep is piglet who is MIA#during this scene#sorry for being dedicated. to my winnie the pooh lore.#pep has to be piglet because i was gonna draw one other part from this scene#wtp is peak humor and no one believes me#WAIT I FORGOT PEP CANONICALLY HAS A SCRAPBOOK. HANGON. THE THINGS I COULD DOWITH THIS.#oh this is a scene from piglets big movie. for the noobs.#i DID steal the bgs from it. i feel like this is obvious but i should probably. say it.
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