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I just finished watching The Amazing Maurice (2022) and it made me want to go back and finish watching The Hogfather. It's been 2 years since I saw the first half,, bro I have the fattest girl crush on Susan if that isn't enough motivation to finish HF idk what is
#discworld#terry pratchett#amazing maurice threw me for a min because Keith is animated as Indian ethnicity in a british film#then i remembered#im an idiot#this is the discworld#its TERRY FRICKIN PRATCHETT#of COURSE there's ethnic diversity!!#i love diversity in films so i always get really annoyed w/ myself when that conservative right wing childhood comes through <3
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Do you understand what I'm saying?" shouted Moist. "You can't just go around killing people!"
"Why Not? You Do." The golem lowered his arm.
"What?" snapped Moist. "I do not! Who told you that?"
"I Worked It Out. You Have Killed Two Point Three Three Eight People," said the golem calmly.
"I have never laid a finger on anyone in my life, Mr Pump. I may beโโ all the things you know I am, but I am not a killer! I have never so much as drawn a sword!"
"No, You Have Not. But You Have Stolen, Embezzled, Defrauded And Swindled Without Discrimination, Mr Lipvig. You Have Ruined Businesses And Destroyed Jobs. When Banks Fail, It Is Seldom Bankers Who Starve. Your Actions Have Taken Money From Those Who Had Little Enough To Begin With. In A Myriad Small Ways You Have Hastened The Deaths Of Many. You Do Not Know Them. You Did Not See Them Bleed. But You Snatched Bread From Their Mouths And Tore Clothes From Their Backs. For Sport, Mr Lipvig. For Sport. For The Joy Of The Game.
#going postal#moist von lipwig#mr pump#discworld#terry pratchett#us politics#elongated muskrat#usaid#there seems to be a pratchett quote for everything
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ok so hear me out
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Okay so this is a big deal
To me, and to a significant subset of Sir Terry's fans (including most of you who've found this by the tags), his writing is serious commentary on the human condition - politics, prejudice, self-control, revenge vs. justice, religion, idealism, faith in people vs. cynicism, and more - dressed up with fantasy settings and a hefty leavening of humor to make it fun to read. And it is WILDLY fun to read, actual laugh-out-loud or at least a snicker averaging about every page.
But there's this common idea among the "important literature" people that fun and funny books are not also worthwhile or important in the same way.
This is a Discworld book being released WITH ACADEMIC COMMENTARY and AS A PENGUIN CLASSIC. That's a HUGE amount of recognition.
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What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.
--Terry Pratchett, Going Postal
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happy glorious 25th of may
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Walked into a bar and saw this
Edit: After 2k notes I figured I'd add some backstory! Our public library does an annual bar crawl fundraiser where people dress up and get book themed drinks all across main street. I literally did walk into this bar, spotted this amazing wizard, dropped everything to take this [cropped] photo. Later, I asked who they were dressed as. I've yet to read any Terry Pratchett outside of Good Omens. Planning to though!
Also, I completely agree with some of the tags that this needs to be a painting and I fully intend on trying! Although, I'm very much a novice.
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The Paris Olympics insisting that athletes compete in the Seine is so absurd it feels like something Terry Pratchett would want to make fun of. Like can you imagine him writing a Discworld story about a mad Ankh-Moorpark city official deciding to put on some ancient extravagant game, creating havoc in the city by bringing in all these foreigners to compete, and insisting the Ankh river, which is so filthy it's basically solid, is perfectly fine to swim in, because that's what they did in ancient times so that's how they're going to do it now. I feel like it would be a Night's Watch story about the people hired to clean the river and all the friends and horrors they discover along the way.
Good luck to all the athletes swimming in the poop water.
#terry pratchett#discworld#2024 olympics#when people say take in the culture they do not mean swim in the poo river#the thieves guild would thrive
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more witchesss
#started reading lords an dladies and i am very happy to get back to the witches i love em sm#tried posting this like thee times already and tumblr wont let me helllp#anyways love drawing magrats hair its so fun shapes#also theyre funny asfuck i love their banter#my art#artists on tumblr#discworld#discworld fanart#witches#granny weatherwax#nanny ogg#magrat garlick#wyrd sisters#witches abroad#lords and ladies#gnu terry pratchett
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"Moist groaned. It was the crack of seven and he was allergic to the concept of two seven o'clocks in one day."
~ Raising Steam (from Discworld) by Terry Pratchett
Ahhh, Terry Pratchett understood me on a deep spiritual level
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What no one warned me about when I got into Discworld is that Terry Pratchett would completely ruin all my future footnote experiences. Now, whenever I read a book (even if it is an academic text!!) and see a superscripted number, my monkey brain makes my eyes drop to the bottom of the page asap, expecting a funny, poignant, memorable, and potentially life-altering little treat, and instead I get hit every time with the soul-crushing disappointment of McFarthy, G. et al. (1997)
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i can't believe terry pratchett created the Community pizza gag back in 1989
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Intro to the 1989 reprint of The Color of Magic the first Discworld book by Terry Pratchett.

โAt least ten.โ Lmao
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I think one of Pratchett's great skills in writing was being able to make silly things serious, in different ways. Like, there's a fairy godmother forcing everyone into fairystales, how fun! Except in the process, she has stopped seeing them as people. She's forcing people to live lives they don't want to because she decides that's how it has to be. Sometimes she goes so far as to violate her victim's minds and deform and puppet their bodies so they'll play their part right, and anyone who doesn't do their job gets mercilessly killed. And there's a zombie activist named Reg Shoe who buries himself every year out of solidarity for the dead, how funny! Except he is filled with a genuine passion for justice and improvement in the world, and that's why he literally refuses to die. And he buries himself on a holiday that happens to be the anniversery of his own death, and he does it next to the bodies of the friends and strangers he fought alongside, the ones who didn't get to come back, so he spends one day with them. There is still a lot of silliness in discworld, a lot that's wacky and funny, but a lot of it, when you think about it, is oddly beautiful or touching or disturbing or something else entirely.
#gnu terry pratchett#terry pratchett#discworld#reg shoe#night watch#the glorious 25th of may#witches abroad#lilith weatherwax#the turtle moves
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