#mr pump

[willwoodwithadditionalgrapejuice]

sighs, im afraid my designs for characters will never be fully consistent nor will my style. anyways allow me to push my go-to gays onto you guys :3

[leona-florianova]

MAD MAN ON A MAD HORSE

[dimity-lawn]

[aeshnacyanea2000]

‘I’m never going to live up to all this, Mr Pump,’ he said. ‘They want a saint, not someone like me.’ ‘Perhaps A Saint Is Not What They Need, Sir,’ said the golem.

-- Terry Pratchett - Going Postal

[ankh-morpork-times]

I've never posted it on this blog before but I was reminded of this video this morning so here you go!

Moist Von Lipwig (Richard Coyle), Groat (Andrew Sachs), Stanley (Ian Bonar) and Mr Pump (Marnix Van Den Broeke) on the set of Terry Pratchett's 'Going Postal' (2010)

[helenvader]

Spontaneous decision: I'm going to collect quotes about people learning they have an appointment with the Patrician. :-)

In the best traditions of awaking from a nightmare, the voices gradually became one voice, which turned out to be that of Mr Pump, who was shaking him.

‘Some of them were covered in jam!’ Moist shouted, and then focused. ‘What?’

‘Mr Lipvig, You Have An Appointment With Lord Vetinari.’

This sank in, and sounded worse than wizards in jars.

‘I don’t have any appointment with Vetinari! Er … do I?’

‘He Says You Do, Mr Lipvig,’ said the golem. ‘Therefore, You Do. We’ll Leave By The Coach Yard. There Is A Big Crowd Outside The Front Doors.’

Moist stopped with his trousers halfway on. ‘Are they angry? Are any of them carrying buckets of tar? Feathers of any kind?’

‘I Do Not Know. I Have Been Given Instructions. I Am Carrying Them Out. I Advise You To Do The Same.’

Moist was hustled out into the back streets, where some shreds of mist were still floating. ‘What time is this, for heavens’ sake?’ he complained.

‘A Quarter To Seven, Mr Lipvig.’

‘That’s still night time! Doesn’t the man ever sleep? What’s so important that I’ve got to be dragged off my nice warm pile of letters?’

[pourablecat]

This brilliant AU by @bookshop-cryptid evoked some ridiculous and quite self-indulgent images, involving a battered fiat 500, of course.

[abomination-unto-nuggan]

So there was this cool fanart here with Vetinari correcting Moist on Mr Pump's pronuons, does anyone have a link?

[no-tengo-ojos]

So this is the live action version of Mr Pump and all I can think is ... no? Like yes that's something like what I imagined but also... no. Not sure how to explain it because what in the 2005 Doctor Wh

[wortlby2]

Also, Mr. Pump and Serizawa should be there as their huge business associates/bodyguard friends.

So I started Mob Psycho 100 and I just want to know where my fellow Discworld fans are at because surely there is some fanart of Arataka Reigen meeting Moist Von Lipwig? These two guys are like...the same guy.

[icedbeverageenjoyer]

(TW: Blood!)

Mickey The Rat King took a great fall.

It's his fault for standing on the wall.

[spooky-month-archive]

Merch designs by M_D00dles

[dimity-lawn]

Exploring the Ankh-Morpork Post Office

[latteandjacks]

I'm back at making these

Taduction for the last two:

"Love how you plan everything" "It's called having anxiety"

2. "How is your monday going, unknown person who administrates the Candy Club account?" "I think I have depression xd (XD)" "Hi, Vicky here! CEO of social media administration of the Candy Club. I'm sorry for the last message. it was an accident and it won't happen again. We're having a great monday and I hope you too!"

[jbwashere]

Doodling the SM cast comment down who I missed, I want to doodle everyone^^

[digitulart]

doodle collection

for the context with the dexter doll one, i like to imagine an au where instead of staying a doll, he did slowly start to resemble his former self just like in Childs Play

also bonus