#mr pump

[thekalpar]

Do you understand what I'm saying?" shouted Moist. "You can't just go around killing people!"

"Why Not? You Do." The golem lowered his arm.

"What?" snapped Moist. "I do not! Who told you that?"

"I Worked It Out. You Have Killed Two Point Three Three Eight People," said the golem calmly.

"I have never laid a finger on anyone in my life, Mr Pump. I may be–– all the things you know I am, but I am not a killer! I have never so much as drawn a sword!"

"No, You Have Not. But You Have Stolen, Embezzled, Defrauded And Swindled Without Discrimination, Mr Lipvig. You Have Ruined Businesses And Destroyed Jobs. When Banks Fail, It Is Seldom Bankers Who Starve. Your Actions Have Taken Money From Those Who Had Little Enough To Begin With. In A Myriad Small Ways You Have Hastened The Deaths Of Many. You Do Not Know Them. You Did Not See Them Bleed. But You Snatched Bread From Their Mouths And Tore Clothes From Their Backs. For Sport, Mr Lipvig. For Sport. For The Joy Of The Game.

[sphyrne]

Your Hat, Sir

[willwoodwithadditionalgrapejuice]

sighs, im afraid my designs for characters will never be fully consistent nor will my style. anyways allow me to push my go-to gays onto you guys :3

[aeshnacyanea2000]

‘I have never laid a finger on anyone in my life, Mr Pump. I may be— all the things you know I am, but I am not a killer! I have never so much as drawn a sword!’ ‘No, You Have Not. But You Have Stolen, Embezzled, Defrauded And Swindled Without Discrimination, Mr Lipvig. You Have Ruined Businesses And Destroyed Jobs. When Banks Fail, It Is Seldom Bankers Who Starve. Your Actions Have Taken Money From Those Who Had Little Enough To Begin With. In A Myriad Small Ways You Have Hastened The Deaths Of Many. You Do Not Know Them. You Did Not See Them Bleed. But You Snatched Bread From Their Mouths And Tore Clothes From Their Backs. For Sport, Mr Lipvig. For Sport. For The Joy Of The Game.’

-- Terry Pratchett - Going Postal

[dragonatthedinnertable]

“Do you understand what I'm saying?"shouted Moist. "You can't just go around killing people!" "Why Not? You Do." The golem lowered his arm. "What?" snapped Moist. "I do not! Who told you that?" "I Worked It Out. You Have Killed Two Point Three Three Eight People," said the golem calmly. "I have never laid a finger on anyone in my life, Mr Pump. I may be–– all the things you know I am, but I am not a killer! I have never so much as drawn a sword!" "No, You Have Not. But You Have Stolen, Embezzled, Defrauded And Swindled Without Discrimination, Mr Lipvig. You Have Ruined Businesses And Destroyed Jobs. When Banks Fail, It Is Seldom Bankers Who Starve. Your Actions Have Taken Money From Those Who Had Little Enough To Begin With. In A Myriad Small Ways You Have Hastened The Deaths Of Many. You Do Not Know Them. You Did Not See Them Bleed. But You Snatched Bread From Their Mouths And Tore Clothes From Their Backs. For Sport, Mr Lipvig. For Sport. For The Joy Of The Game.” --"Going Postal", by Terry Pratchett

[ankh-morpork-times]

I've never posted it on this blog before but I was reminded of this video this morning so here you go!

Moist Von Lipwig (Richard Coyle), Groat (Andrew Sachs), Stanley (Ian Bonar) and Mr Pump (Marnix Van Den Broeke) on the set of Terry Pratchett's 'Going Postal' (2010)

[vectorofsins]

We as a society haven't considered the potential of the Moist/Mr. Pump ship

[helenvader]

Spontaneous decision: I'm going to collect quotes about people learning they have an appointment with the Patrician. :-)

In the best traditions of awaking from a nightmare, the voices gradually became one voice, which turned out to be that of Mr Pump, who was shaking him.

‘Some of them were covered in jam!’ Moist shouted, and then focused. ‘What?’

‘Mr Lipvig, You Have An Appointment With Lord Vetinari.’

This sank in, and sounded worse than wizards in jars.

‘I don’t have any appointment with Vetinari! Er … do I?’

‘He Says You Do, Mr Lipvig,’ said the golem. ‘Therefore, You Do. We’ll Leave By The Coach Yard. There Is A Big Crowd Outside The Front Doors.’

Moist stopped with his trousers halfway on. ‘Are they angry? Are any of them carrying buckets of tar? Feathers of any kind?’

‘I Do Not Know. I Have Been Given Instructions. I Am Carrying Them Out. I Advise You To Do The Same.’

Moist was hustled out into the back streets, where some shreds of mist were still floating. ‘What time is this, for heavens’ sake?’ he complained.

‘A Quarter To Seven, Mr Lipvig.’

‘That’s still night time! Doesn’t the man ever sleep? What’s so important that I’ve got to be dragged off my nice warm pile of letters?’

[pourablecat]

This brilliant AU by @bookshop-cryptid evoked some ridiculous and quite self-indulgent images, involving a battered fiat 500, of course.

[abomination-unto-nuggan]

So there was this cool fanart here with Vetinari correcting Moist on Mr Pump's pronuons, does anyone have a link?

[no-tengo-ojos]

So this is the live action version of Mr Pump and all I can think is ... no? Like yes that's something like what I imagined but also... no. Not sure how to explain it because what in the 2005 Doctor Wh

[digitulart]

redesigns/personal interpretations for everyone. some of them didnt have big changes since theyre already perfect to me

transparent vers below

[sillykittysreblogs]

Turned the stickers into pngs!

[icedbeverageenjoyer]

(TW: Blood!)

Mickey The Rat King took a great fall.

It's his fault for standing on the wall.

[wortlby2]

Also, Mr. Pump and Serizawa should be there as their huge business associates/bodyguard friends.

So I started Mob Psycho 100 and I just want to know where my fellow Discworld fans are at because surely there is some fanart of Arataka Reigen meeting Moist Von Lipwig? These two guys are like...the same guy.

[jbwashere]

Doodling the SM cast comment down who I missed, I want to doodle everyone^^